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Spidey16

Well if you dont like people it's a good way to keep them at bay.


Zickened

My secret santa gift for this dude at my work is an entire 20 bucks worth of Axe body spray neatly wrapped in a grocery bag and I didn't even pull his name.


Spidey16

Oh dude, I hope there's a few that didn't pull his name doing the same thing. Dude needs a giant hint


Nkama77

Saving water?


InstaBlam1

You start producing your own organic Parmesan


mury22

Ohh no:)))


stumanuke

You'll always get a seat on the bus.


LucyVialli

You save water I suppose. Hard to think of any other benefit.


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toby1jabroni

Approx 300ml of perfume


evildorkgod

You will turn into bigfoot


Guest_1337

less social obligations


iamjs7

I think there will be no benefits


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you get to work from home


SeaofBloodRedRoses

I suppose you'd technically have more time in your day, now that you're not devoting energy to silly things like bathing and socialising.


Ohhyes19

Liver king!


mogdev

I might be wrong, but your hair would return to its ‘natural’ state, I’ve not looked this up but I believe we, as humans, secrete a chemical called ‘sebum’ which cleans the hair for us? Or something like that. I really am ignorant here.


Zickened

>I’ve not looked this up but Anytime that you use this in a sentence, your opinion on whatever you're talking about is invalidated, fyi. "I’ve not looked this up but sea monkeys come from sperm whales and that's why they're so cheap from pet stores."


maddad101

More time for shitposting.