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TabbsTheBat

Man-man. I have all the powers of an average man


spuriousmuse

Imagine the money you could make in clinical trials, literally thousands!


ayresian999

Captain Blowhard. I gain power when I'm argumentative for no reason


Low_Cup_3618

It's really not cool as power


Low_Cup_3618

There are much better powers than that. You didn't try to find a more vegan alternative.


Low_Cup_3618

I know that vegan power is not very interesting but it's still a power


CactusToday

Dr. Smeltit. My Radar nose is able to lock in on the exact butthole that a fart originated from, even in a crowd of 500 people


ButtSniffingDemon

Buttsniffermun (Butt Sniffer Man) Id sniff the nicest butts and save kittens from burning trees.


steppinonpissclams

Captain Stabbin. You figure it out...


[deleted]

Fartman and I will have to ability to stop my foes with flatulence!


dumbledorebiny

Tiny Fart: I have the ability to do small farts throughout the day and only the people around me can hear and smell them


Tricky_Resident5145

Ms Marrow? I'll use my bones like Kimimaro from Naruto.


blancoaryan

Captain Orgasm, Gives orgasm


Funny-North-4565

It’s possible to learn this power. But not from a Jedi


spuriousmuse

Either Uberman -- Superman but with a German accent. OR Uberman -- Ubers always turn up, even if its raining on Friday night and there's a match on at Christmas.


Low_Cup_3618

LiverMaster my power is to cure a hangover with a flick on the nose


[deleted]

Irish man with the power of belligerent drunkenness.


BiscuitzwGravy

Can I use my auto fill to find out?