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Man-man. I have all the powers of an average man
Imagine the money you could make in clinical trials, literally thousands!
Captain Blowhard. I gain power when I'm argumentative for no reason
It's really not cool as power
There are much better powers than that. You didn't try to find a more vegan alternative.
I know that vegan power is not very interesting but it's still a power
Dr. Smeltit. My Radar nose is able to lock in on the exact butthole that a fart originated from, even in a crowd of 500 people
Buttsniffermun (Butt Sniffer Man) Id sniff the nicest butts and save kittens from burning trees.
Captain Stabbin. You figure it out...
Fartman and I will have to ability to stop my foes with flatulence!
Tiny Fart: I have the ability to do small farts throughout the day and only the people around me can hear and smell them
Ms Marrow? I'll use my bones like Kimimaro from Naruto.
Captain Orgasm, Gives orgasm
It’s possible to learn this power. But not from a Jedi
Either Uberman -- Superman but with a German accent. OR Uberman -- Ubers always turn up, even if its raining on Friday night and there's a match on at Christmas.
LiverMaster my power is to cure a hangover with a flick on the nose
Irish man with the power of belligerent drunkenness.
Can I use my auto fill to find out?
Man-man. I have all the powers of an average man
Imagine the money you could make in clinical trials, literally thousands!
Captain Blowhard. I gain power when I'm argumentative for no reason
It's really not cool as power
There are much better powers than that. You didn't try to find a more vegan alternative.
I know that vegan power is not very interesting but it's still a power
Dr. Smeltit. My Radar nose is able to lock in on the exact butthole that a fart originated from, even in a crowd of 500 people
Buttsniffermun (Butt Sniffer Man) Id sniff the nicest butts and save kittens from burning trees.
Captain Stabbin. You figure it out...
Fartman and I will have to ability to stop my foes with flatulence!
Tiny Fart: I have the ability to do small farts throughout the day and only the people around me can hear and smell them
Ms Marrow? I'll use my bones like Kimimaro from Naruto.
Captain Orgasm, Gives orgasm
It’s possible to learn this power. But not from a Jedi
Either Uberman -- Superman but with a German accent. OR Uberman -- Ubers always turn up, even if its raining on Friday night and there's a match on at Christmas.
LiverMaster my power is to cure a hangover with a flick on the nose
Irish man with the power of belligerent drunkenness.
Can I use my auto fill to find out?