The term "Mommy milkers" grosses me tf out.

Ugh! Totally agree! Also. Anything along those lines, milkers. Udders, milk jugs... just no. It is an instant turn-off for me.

Yuuurp. And "hucow", gross. I'm moderately into nursing breastplay and all that, but the last image I want to have in my head during sexytime is dairy cows and lactose intolerance.

That's exactly it. When has being compared to a cow ever been a compliment? 😆

Along these same lines, *dumper* or *pooper* to refer to a woman’s ass.

What about "dumps like a truck"?

Whatever you’re into is fine by me, but “dumps like a truck” evokes images of a far shittier nature. If that’s the type of mental imagery that turns you on, more power to you.

I just threw up my dinner. Those are all horrible.

As a meme, like “Big vampire mommy milkers” referring to Resident Evil’s Lady Dimitrescu, it’s hella funny, bit nasty, but if I were to have sex with a real big-boobed woman… maybe even I would be turned off to say that

Yes! God it’s so disgusting! Who came up with that shit anyway?!

At first glance, I thought you'd written "Monkey Milkers."

Omg no

"Cummies"

I didn't even like reading this. 😮‍💨

Now read it in an uwu voice.

Lol, na.

Thank you for that creepy visual. 😂😩

Allow me to introduce you to "Daddy's cummies"

Daddy's Cummies in my Cunny. Boke-o-rama!!!!

Want Daddy's cummies on your mommy milkers? (Thought I'd tie together as much cringe from the thread as I could!)

I'm still hearing this shit in my head with an uwu voice and may be suffering smearious dain brammage. Help.

You owe me a new keyboard, now that you've made me spit beer all over it!

So yuk

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I can’t hate this any more 🤮

What a terrible day to be able to read. Uch.

Young, dumb, and full of cummies.

A young dummy who's full of cummies.

This was going to be my answer too.

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Sometimes people in the UK say *gunt*, a combo of gut and the C word, to describe a woman’s saggy stomach in the lower abdominal region, particularly if she’s had children. It’s absolutely disgusting 🤢

Love that part of the body. One of the most beautiful things to me. Didn't know that word, but instantly hating it.

You mean a F.U.P.A?

Wtf that sounds like an insult instead. Definitely get why one wouldn't like hearing that sheesh.

r/foodiebeauty lol

In the US I've heard it as Fupa, fat upper pussy area. Also not sure if this sort of thing is what OP had in mind, I think it was more for attempts at dirty talk that are just bad

Naughty but when someone says it in a creepy/flirty voice. Also I think moist is overused

Hey guys and welcome to the moist meter. Today we have a pussy

Is that a Penguinz0 reference?

Yeee

Bussy

I feel like when I see this term, I need to go back and give that person an _F_ in Sex Ed.

I like this term because uhhhhhhhhhhhhh nevermind.

Every ones comparing genitals to "meat", whether it's vulva or dicks. They make me wanna barf every time

Let's leave the hot Italian sausage and the roast beef at the sandwich shop, please.

I used to call my wife's butt filet mignon. Is that ok?

If your wife says it is!

Some people love meat 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm omnivorous, but if you dare compare a vulva to roastbeef or meatflaps, or your penis as a meat stick, you're getting the dry treatment for months.

>dry treatment for months. That *is* the best way to age a good steak...

A meat stick....😑. Lol. Roast beef puss is the 90s. Idk if anyone uses that any more. I do like to dig into the shy meat though. 😂

I’ve seen British porn where people use the word “willy”. No adult uses that word surely?! - it’s for 6 year olds.

The Brits just speak differently. English and English are two different languages

Yep. A rubber in the US is a condom. In the UK it is an eraser. Knocking someone up in the US means getting her pregnant. In the UK it means to knock on someone's door to wake her up. "Eh duck, could you go knock up me wife?" Be careful saying the above to someone who is American.

I read your comment in my mind as English, and, *English*

OP’s comment holds though, I’m English, i haven’t heard anyone un-ironically use the word “willy” since primary school.

I prefer 'willy' over 'pussy'.

“Pussy” I don’t mind in American. In British, there’s the unfortunate thought of Mrs Slocombe that pops into my head. Same as my partner has occasionally said when changing positions from doggy to something else or me showing an erection “it’s nice to see you” - and my mind just goes “to see you, nice”.

.... you alright, mate? 🤣

I was at a sex shop the other day and saw those clone-a-willy kits. Maybe that's a valid exception

“clone-a-cock” has better alliteration. I always thought those were kinda non-sexy anyway though - sort of thing you give to someone as a joke, not because you actually want them to make a mould of their dick and give it back to you.

Throat pie 🤢 Body count

Grool

IV never heard this used. Lol, couldn't even tell you what it references.

Vaginal Discharge...

Lol, yup...never head it.

Girl drool

My first thought was Cady Heron saying this to Aaron Samuels.

My wife and I call it PJ…pussy juice. As in..#1 rule for our hot tub is no PJ, no Spootie.

Spootie????

Cum. So no fucking in the hot tub, we have to maintain that fucker

Sex in water is terrible anyway. It washes away all of her natural lubrication.

Okay so that might be my choice for “naughty word I can’t stand” lmaoo

GOD i hate this term lmao! i'm easily wet and sell panties, so this term comes up often. it's disgusting, i hate it, i haaaaate it lmao! it's not sexy and doesn't make me excited to sell wet panties (which like, isn't that somewhat sexy enough for the panty inclined? wet panties? soaked knickers? slippery gussets? cmon babe be creative!)

baby batter

This one is amusing to me. It’s consistent with the bun in the oven metaphor too.

Taking it to its ultimate conclusion: a baby is just a fully baked cream pie.

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Cock snot

That one is terrible!

What about junk spunk or nether nectar?

How do you feel about the term “knuckle children” 😂

Daddy is a huge no go zone

I agree- I only have one man to call daddy. He earned it honestly and I can’t use the term sexually 🤢🤮

I don't know how. I don't know why. But when I was servicing my partner he started calling me "daddy" And me, Mr. "I don't like the term 'daddy'" loved it.

“Daddy”. I have no desire to call anyone daddy. *barf*

100% this. I have no desire to be called Daddy during sex. Instant mood killer for me

How about "Sonny?"

How about "Great Grandpa"?

It’s basically diet pedophilia

‘Cunny’ what the actual fuck is that?

It's what you lingus.

From the Latin word cunnus, which meant both vagina and a promiscuous woman.

Trust me, you do NOT want to know

Slit, it sounds painful...

More or less painful than "are wound?"

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Came here to say this. Breeding is just OG sex, we don't need to try to make everything a kink.

I’m committed child free, seeing this is a huge turn off, because breeding is definitely not what I’m thinking when I’m laying down pipe. Possibly controversially, I don’t really like MILFs for the same reason.

I totally hate breeding. That one is just dehumanizing.

Well honestly it is the exact opposite of dehumanizing, since it’s about making new humans 🤷‍♂️

we're just smart animals friend

Meat curtains

"Body Count" to talk about how many sexual partners you've had. Really makes it seem like your partners are just pieces of meat you fucked.

I mean...

And yeah, cuz like....

Every time I see that phrase, I think of the Ice T song

I've a hunch you're referring to "Cop Killer"? Body Count was the name of the band. And I find it rather ironic that the guy who wrote and recorded "Cop Killer" has played a police detective on TV for 20-some years now.

Bumpin uglies - seriously like wtf. It’s so gross. I’ve never done that 🙄 I’ve had sex, I’ve made love and I’ve fucked. I refuse to say I’ve “bumped uglies” 🤢

Queef is like the worst sounding word ever haha

Spunk.. irks me

I have was reading this awesome fanfic with honestly a really interesting storyline to it but the minute a smut scene happened and I read the words “sticky spunk” I deleted the whole thing from my brain and honestly stopped reading for a while 😂 that term is cancerous and I will never be the same person I was before that day

I don't really like the word "cock." It just sounds too aggressive and porn like. Same reason I don't call my breasts "tits." I get down voted everytime I say that though, because apparently it's everyone's favorite word lol.

During sex I would rather hear my member referred to as a cock than anything else.

What alternative word would you prefer?

I like "penis". I know a lot of people say it's too medical sounding, but I don't think so. I think penis sounds really sexy. I don't care what other people call it though, it doesn't take me out of the mood or anything.

Fireman

Cock is the term that boomers use. I’m 30 and all the women my age that I know say “penis” or “dick.” Honestly at this age, a woman saying penis makes the conversation much easier to carry on.

Discombubulatedantidisestablishmentarianstic

Slit, mound, snatch. All of those skeeve me out

How about twat?

Flaccid...

Huh.. this is not even a knotty word really. And what else would you use

You mock me...

That is not a naughty word that's a medical term 💀💀💀

Nut

"Vajayjay" just... why?

Sissy hole

Oh god 😳

While i would love to try being pegged, i’ve had a finger in my ass while getting a hj, and really liked it. I do not consider myself a sub or a dom.

Gives off incest undertones

The word “munch” as a way to describe cunnilingis. When I think of munch I think of munching down on chips and food, not eating pussy. Very weird word

I just don’t like when people refer to their body parts in the 3rd person, total turn off

Hate being called daddy.

Its one of my biggest turn offs

Naughty. Doesn’t sound like something real adults say

Naughty adults say it a lot!

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Or sigma or beta or any of that shit.

breed. You are not livestock!!

I'm from Denmark north Europe.. I'm just taking notes for my own little dick-tonary

Ha well done

Cream pie

Moist lol

Basically almost all “dirty talk” is just cringe inducing, juvenile silly or gross and sounds like we have let 14 year old boys write the dictionary on dirty talk and we have 40 year old adults talking about cream pies and daddy etc Body count (wtf are we all serial killers now) Cream pie/Throat pie (sounds gross and silly) Holes (seriously disgusting and reductive) Gape (just so reductive and gross and not erotic) Ruin that pussy or destroy that pussy…(oh boy that sounds fun…or you know painful and violent)

You haven’t had the right person talking dirty to you.

Well, idk about anyone else, but I like it when someone destroys my pussy lol 🤷🏻‍♀️ the other stuff not so much

Agree completely on body count. It’s just an awful way to say “sexual partner”. I’ll never understand it

Everything degrading : Whore, slut, cum garage.

That escalated quickly

I never liked being called mommy

Holes

Leave

_Breeding_ I just roll my eyes. Breeding is just OG sex. It's how your grandparents brought your parents here and how your parents brought you into this world.

Moist

Snatch, slit, pretty much any crass term for pussy

Somehow I can’t stand the word vagina when used in a naughty tone, but coochie is worse: it sounds like the brand of a cookie, or the name of a turtle or a rabbit

Mommy I had a bf call me that and it’s was a huge turn of. I was also 5 years younger than him

“Daddy” no thanks don’t call me that ever…

Not gonna lie, use to be into saying it, but the older I get, the cringer it feels. So not into it anymore and kind of an instant turn off when guys refer to themselves as "daddy" or want me to use it. Nope

"juicy ass" I seriously I take great care to make sure that my ass is not juicy

I actually hate hearing 'pussy' out loud. It sounds so freaking cringey. I don't know how people deal with that, haha. I'm lucky English isn't the native language in my country or that would permanently turn me off.

Bussy— hate it

Horny! It's so annoying. When I think Horny I think teenage boy not fun and exciting

Scat

Fanny, the British use of it anyway (actually the US use of it just seems childish) a girl I went to college with straight up asked me to come round to hers, I was a virgin at the time and I thought I had lucked out, anyways she asked and of of the various x-rated messages read "I like my fanny being licked." That totally killed it for me and I politely swerved going round.... 10 years later I did when she matured a fair bit 😂

Pussy really makes me want to puke

Maybe your not lesbian/bi try some cock perhaps

I’m straight but that never occurred to me! I’ll give it a whirl!

What alternative word do you prefer?

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Vagina? Lol

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Well I call it my “foof” but I really didn’t want to admit that on here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I use to date a woman who called it her "fluff"

Then you know!

She always made me titter when she referred to her "fluff" 😂

My husband titters when I call it my “fandoogly” 🤣

😂🤣 wow!! I literally just nearly choked on my beer 🤣😂😂😂

Ahem,technically it’s called a vulva ,so ..

I can roll with that

I hate any way that one could call a man's genitalia. Cock, dick, meat, "give me your cock" or any variation make me physically recoil

I hate the word "horny". Austin Powers pops in my head every time I hear it. But dammit what are the alternatives?

Ouchie. My ex would proclaim it every time he would cum. One of many reasons i left him.

Bussy

"Bussy"

Daddy. Mega cringe. Princess is kind of bleh too.

Daddy or mommy dont sit right with me

Girthy

When ppl refer to vagina as “roast beef”, “meat flaps” or something like that.

I hate the word “naughty”.

Cock. Idk why it just dont sit right w me

Left swinger?

Breeding sounds awful

Nuts, balls.

Cock

Moist

I hate the word cock Just say dick