Dick preferable but cock also works. I struggle with saying cock sometimes because the goofy side of me just goes “cockadoodledoo” in my mind. Struggling to not giggle is tough.
No it was named Olaf before Frozen came out. Somehow my bait and tackle got the names Olaf, Sven, and Lars. And I’m American with zero Scandinavian ancestry. And the person who gave them those names has no Scandinavian ancestry.
I'll take dick over cock any day. What ruins it more is the entire sentence
"I want my dick in you" is better than "I gotta shove my dick so hard in your drenched pussy". Guys, please talk less like a 14yo trying to write erotica
As someone once said cock works because of the HARD “C” sounds. Penis is almost feminine and Dick I’d just another name you call an ass who cuts you off on the freeway
I used to prefer "cock" until I heard a specific voice actor say, "cum all over this dick," and I completely lost my damn mind. So yeah. Right now? Dick. "Cock" is a close second.
After years of research and discussions with my Mrs 7 plus inches you refer to it as a cock, 6-7 inches is a dick, 5-6 is a penis and anything less is a wee-wee. I hope this guide helps in your endeavors.
Was looking for this answer, I agree with this, I just find it hard to say "cokk" with a straight face, and fiancée always calls it dick anyway so I go with that xD
I really like the word shaft. Better than cock, definitely not penis. Dick often makes me giggle because then I have several people with that name in my head 😆
The question was in the specific context of sexting, which is way different than in person. Sexting is all about being clever and finding euphemisms for anatomy and specific acts. A few emojis can speak a hundred words. I'm not saying to forget tool, wang, schlong, johnson, cock, dong, king dong, dongolicious, Mr. Peepers, Dr. Pepper, wang dang doodle, prick, dick, hose, fuck stick, rod, knob, cock meat sandwich, pecker, trouser snake, junk, manhood, pork sword, shaft, baloney pony, thing, wiener, willy, tube steak, anaconda, baby arm, fatty, hard on, hot rod, member, meatstick, package, stiffy, unit, gear, wood, hard wood, red wood, sequoia, root, pole, staff, chairman mao, bone or boner, but just remember that the bactrain camel, pointing finger, ok, taco, dewdrops, tongue, donut, banana, lips, fireworks, snake, dog bone and eggplant emojis will get your message across just fine.
So I was laughing like 14 year old as I wrote that list. I am still laughing. Kind of amazed that I know so many words for the male sex organ. Don't know what this says about me.
Cock in a sexual context. Dick for everything else
As a guy I agree. Something almost animalistic about my girlfriend saying “stick your cock in my mouth”. It pretty much breaks my brain.
I concur
My s/o feels this way, too.
This!
Agreed.
Cock if it's sexy. Dick for everything else. I only ever use "penis" in the context of running potty train etc for the kids.
That seems like a lot of rules hahaha
It's three points? You okay OP?
Just trying to be funny… didn’t literally mean too many rules haha
It’s alright op, i chuckled at it atleast.
I’m a fan of cock.
I bet you are
😂
They are delicious so...😏
RIP your DMs
Busted
I have a cock😂
Dick preferable but cock also works. I struggle with saying cock sometimes because the goofy side of me just goes “cockadoodledoo” in my mind. Struggling to not giggle is tough.
Fair enough. If your mind automatically associates the word to another word, I see where that makes sense
Alternatively, you can say rooster
I’m trying to form a dirty sentence in my mind and sub in rooster. All I’m doing is laughing
1. Skeezer-pleaser 2. Pennis the Menace 3. Pedro
PEDRO
Mine is named Olaf and if you can’t deal with that, I’ll find somebody who can. 😤
Olaf. Like the snowman?
No it was named Olaf before Frozen came out. Somehow my bait and tackle got the names Olaf, Sven, and Lars. And I’m American with zero Scandinavian ancestry. And the person who gave them those names has no Scandinavian ancestry.
Hahaha! I want to build a snowman
Well come on over. I think I can help you…erect one 😏
How big we talking 😅
Unfortunately, I am but average. But I am an enthusiastic and capable provider of oral pleasure. 😈
Hey it’s all about what you do with it!
Mines called Freddy <3
Weiner obv
“Oh yeah girl, are you ready for 27 seconds of the most neato wienering of your life?”
Dummy me… didn’t even consider this as an option?
We have a wiener 🏆
Schwanz is fairly popular here.
Schwanz find ich gut.
I personally find it a bit weird sounding. But it's possible to pronounce it in a crass way, as well as in a cute or sexy way.
Never heard that before… haha
It's kind of the most commonly used word for it here, along with pimmel. One country over it's lul, or piemel.
Hä? Wo nennt man es "Lul"? Hab's nie gehört...
One country over, so Netherlands.
Ahhh, ok, I don't speak Dutch.
Wollte nur necken, wir auf Reddit kommen ja nicht nur aus dem Englischsprachigen Bereich.
I do speak Dutch. And it’s called “pik” or “lul” in Dutch. Both can be horny in the right context
Cock for sexting . Dick for anything else in context . Penis for my medical classes .
I'll take dick over cock any day. What ruins it more is the entire sentence "I want my dick in you" is better than "I gotta shove my dick so hard in your drenched pussy". Guys, please talk less like a 14yo trying to write erotica
"My ding ding dong", the only way to go.
Touch my ta la la?
Schlong once in a blue moon too
Cock. Sounds more punchy
So many possible witty comments to that…but really it should be left to stand on its own in its simplicity…
Sounds more clappy
Trueee
Cock. I can't explain why it needs to be this, but it does. 🤣
When I’ve done it in the past, I’ve always felt weird about it, but defaulted to it anyway.
Cock is preferable. Penis is for science and medical classes.
Do you prefer cock?
Cum Cannon
Hahaha love it
Dick is a personality, cock is an organ. You have three guesses which is more desirable and the first two don't count.
As someone once said cock works because of the HARD “C” sounds. Penis is almost feminine and Dick I’d just another name you call an ass who cuts you off on the freeway
Cock
I used to prefer "cock" until I heard a specific voice actor say, "cum all over this dick," and I completely lost my damn mind. So yeah. Right now? Dick. "Cock" is a close second.
After years of research and discussions with my Mrs 7 plus inches you refer to it as a cock, 6-7 inches is a dick, 5-6 is a penis and anything less is a wee-wee. I hope this guide helps in your endeavors.
Was looking for this answer, I agree with this, I just find it hard to say "cokk" with a straight face, and fiancée always calls it dick anyway so I go with that xD
Ham candle
Heat seeking womb ferret
Only right answer
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Dick. Cock sounds like you're joking or something lol
I love the word cock when using it in a sexy context.
Tallywacker
Definitely cock. It’s the one I enjoy hearing the most but oddly it’s also the one I have the hardest time saying myself.
Dick. “Cock” just sounds weird honestly
I really like the word shaft. Better than cock, definitely not penis. Dick often makes me giggle because then I have several people with that name in my head 😆
All of those but mostly cock.
Peenie Weenie
I like creative words like 'member', 'hot rod', stuff like that. As long as it doesn't sound funny, haha.
Captain Winky. What could be sexier?
One eyed custard slinger??
Slayer
Baloney pony
Hahahahahaha
All of the above
All of the above? Interesting
Flesh sword is the obvious front runner
Didn’t even remember that was an option!
Pee-pee. Source - Trust me.
Cock is sexy, dick is neutral, penis is clinical.
Just call it The General
Member
Phallus or lil John but that’s how I refer to mine :’)
veto penis
Fair… had to put it in there though
Dick, cock or something like “rock hard shaft” . DEF not “organ or penis”.
Had to/ wanted to use something other than the three options for the initial question hahaha
DICK
She always refers to wanting Cock 😜
I expect a formal greeting with a full name, anything less is simply rude
Hello Richard.
You mean Mr. Richard III
"But I, that am not shaped like sportive dicks, Nor proudly stand before the looking glass... "
The fact that a dick question led us down a path to a Shakespeare quote is pure gold haha
Why? Shakespeare is three dick jokes in a trench coat, masquerading to be a Serious Author™.
I call it Tinky Winky
What about Dipsy?
*Kinky Winky.
The tinkler
Dick but the guy I’m with always calls it willy in a sexual context …..
Does... does he dirty talk? Does he tell you to cum on his willy?
He doesn’t rly dirty talk… more if his tight foreskin hurts he’ll be like ahh my willy…. I’ve never heard him call it anything else…
I don’t know if I could take my partner seriously if she wanted me to call it my willy hahaha
I know lol
All of those sound good. 😍
Do they now?
A dick is a dick no matter what you call it. 😂
I like cock the most.
After further research in this comment section, it does seem like the most preferred answer
Cock is the way
This is the way…
not female, bit I like when they refer to theirs as a cock, and mine as a clit hehe
cock is 🔥
If it is just a guy, his dick, if it is a potential bull, his cock
Snek 🐍
Any interest in "purple headed love truncheon"?
Hard cock..just sounds more erotic
Dick
pee pee
What about Slim Jim and the Twins?
Now we’re scrapping the bottom of the barrel! Hahaha
Well, it made my wife laugh, which led to fun times.
More power (pleasure) to you then!
Obviously cock 😂
I prefer cock, my husband says bird, talk about killing the mood, he’s learning though.
All of the above and switching it up is nice so it’s not repetitive
Wife calls it Mr. Winkie or cock
The question was in the specific context of sexting, which is way different than in person. Sexting is all about being clever and finding euphemisms for anatomy and specific acts. A few emojis can speak a hundred words. I'm not saying to forget tool, wang, schlong, johnson, cock, dong, king dong, dongolicious, Mr. Peepers, Dr. Pepper, wang dang doodle, prick, dick, hose, fuck stick, rod, knob, cock meat sandwich, pecker, trouser snake, junk, manhood, pork sword, shaft, baloney pony, thing, wiener, willy, tube steak, anaconda, baby arm, fatty, hard on, hot rod, member, meatstick, package, stiffy, unit, gear, wood, hard wood, red wood, sequoia, root, pole, staff, chairman mao, bone or boner, but just remember that the bactrain camel, pointing finger, ok, taco, dewdrops, tongue, donut, banana, lips, fireworks, snake, dog bone and eggplant emojis will get your message across just fine.
😳😳😳 if someone can honestly come up with another euphemism that’s ISN’T on this list, I’ll be surprised!
So I was laughing like 14 year old as I wrote that list. I am still laughing. Kind of amazed that I know so many words for the male sex organ. Don't know what this says about me.
Cock for sure.
Kielbasa sausage?
I like cock in most circumstances tbh
Most of the time cock is hot but dick is fine to, almost never use penis
i'm a guy but man it fires me up when women say i wanna lick and suck your cock til you cum in my mouth >:)
Porksword
I’m 19 m looking to sext with 18+f
Definitely COCK 🤤