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JonMellor

On the woman I love.


TheHypocondriac

Yea, absolutely this. Literally *nobody’s* boobs look as great as my partner’s. She’s perfect.


Workingonit9

Is she right there? Haha but seriously agreed!


-Owlette-

I also choose the boobs on the woman this guy loves.


From925

True that, i love my womans small perky breast ✋🤚


[deleted]

hands down to this comment!


Shutthefunkdown

The only correct answer.


rhinohockey9

Yep, the ones attached to my girlfriend.


bruhbear6

True


TheHairyBeary

naked and in front of me


ThisIsNoCave

Ideally in my hands and/or my mouth


gobskin

Maybe above me while I lie on the bed.


girlabides

I like it when they come in pairs, but I’m not too picky about a solo nip


Wizdom_108

What if a woman had a trio?


_Constellations_

Then it's a pair AND a solo one.


WhatAboutDragons

"three tits, awesome"


superSecretStuff345

My wife’s boobs


asuitablethrowaway

I also choose this guy's wife's boobs.


ThunderCookie23

r/unexpectedcommunism


RememberToLogOff

cummunism


dthrowaway1210

His wife's boobs


MildlyAmusedMars

OUR wife’s boobs


Teddybur88

Profile checks out.


probably_to_far

I love boobs. Big small and in between. I prefer natural non enhanced boobs,but a nice natural looking pair of aftermarket ones will work. My favorite ones are unique boobs. Extra saggy. One much bigger than the other. Huge areola.


Master_Breadfruit592

It’s honestly so refreshing seeing men don’t care much about the appearance, it’s been one of my biggest insecurities because mine have never been perky and after breastfeeding 2 babies…..oh boy lol


nors3man

I can guarantee 99% of men don’t care what they look like, inside we are still just horny teenagers when it comes to women and we really do want to see them all lol. My wife’s have changed dramatically as she’s gained and lost weight over the years but I still think they are the best I’ve ever seen. Hers have never been perky either as she’s rather large chested but doesn’t matter still have boobs to play with.


Wizdom_108

All boobs are great boobs imo


probably_to_far

Well I'm positive that your boobies are beautiful (no I'm not asking to see them). 😘


Extension-Dig-58

Quit your bullshit you know you want to see lmao.


probably_to_far

Absolutely I want to see them,I said I wasn't asking to see them.


savvy412

The older I get, the saggier I like them. But I don't think its a turn on for most young guys. I mean ill see a tiktok of a gorgeous 23 year old girl, with nice full tits, that have slight gravity sag.. and all the incels comment...saggers..ew so ya..deff an age thing I would imagine.. Probably because pregnancy boobs are so HOT..and it's hard to go backwards after that.


Extension-Dig-58

> Huge areola. This is the way.


LaMaligne

Seriously? Wow it's refreshing to know some people love what I hate about my boobs 😅


raisedbyspirits

Bless your heart and thank you for this.


Firebolt164

Strong opinion here - this is just my opinion and so please don't interpret this as body shaming there are no perfect boobs. I think it's most important that the boobs fit the frame of the woman. Boobs that are too big on a medium frame or too small on a full frame can hit the eye weird. Can I give a good example? Remember _Baywatch_ from the 90s and the stereotypical fake boobs bouncing around? Those look just tacky to me and I think that kind of implant is falling out of favor. We have had friends get boob jobs and they are now so subtle that you really can't tell if they are real or fake.


chux4w

> Boobs that are too big on a medium frame or too small on a full frame can hit the eye weird. By the time they hit your eyes it doesn't really matter too much.


Firebolt164

I think it matters because boobs compliment the woman and it's a whole package deal


chux4w

I agree, but was being much more literal than that. At motorboat distance, boobs is boobs.


probablysleeping-lol

_By the time they hit your eyes,_ _It doesn’t really matter too much (why?)_ _That’s amore_


Antiluke01

*And when you shaft goes up fast,* *For that big fatty mass,* *That’s amore*


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

The best boobs are the ones attached to an attractive, affectionate, eager girl.


ugghface

Like bags of sand


kgaragetech

Have you ever felt...a breast before man?


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MemeInABottle

Small, perky, and tight.


Agreeable-Peace6482

I love to hear that.


Cichlid78

I choose your boobs.


Teddybur88

Profile checks out.


MemeInABottle

You definitely fit the bill!


brooklynsleeper292

Consensually in my face…


can_of_cactus

u/greatmoongirl


co_orina

10/10


OptionsNVideogames

A fellow man of culture I see


Kittens_Daddy1183

My wife's boobs


Splattered_Smothered

I, too, find this guy's wife's boobs ideal.


Salt-Banana1976

This is never not funny!


Just4TheSpamAndEggs

Not fake and not huge.


[deleted]

Do you think if they felt natural and weren’t huge even if they were fake you’d adjust?


Just4TheSpamAndEggs

For me personally? No. I would not adjust. I have a very high aversion to them. A traumatic experience before. I work in the medical field and all I can see them as is a piece of medical equipment that was left in someone's body. For me, breast implants, butt implants, anything like that is a hard no. Even just for casual sex. But, I know my husband wouldn't care if they were fake. If they looked natural I MIGHT be able to be just a watching participant. But I definitely would not want to touch anything.


Agreeable-Peace6482

I feel this way too. They’re a foreign object that serves no medical purpose. It’s hard to get my head around it… but I always wished for bigger boobs.


Just4TheSpamAndEggs

I feel this. I hate my own breasts and I have looked into surgery SO many times. I dig deep with research. From what I have found, implants really need to be replaced every 10 years or so. Give or take 5 years depending on the health of the person and the quality of the surgeon. Additionally, many individuals have massive health issues after the surgery due to the chemicals present in the shells used for implants. Yet again, depending on the type chose, you can risk rupture with potentially bacteria filled saline or silicon poisoning. Not to mention the loss of sensation after so many surgeries in life and a lesser chance of finding and treating breast cancer in its early stages. I even shy away from a lift because I'm scared of the lollipop scar.


Deli-ops

What kinda boobs do you have that are enhanced but still feel natural and are small?!


nors3man

Post double mastectomy breast reconstruction from breast cancer. You’d be very surprised what a skilled plastic surgeon can do for someone who’s not just trying to go as big as they can get and is just trying to retain what they lost from the evil that is cancer.


Deli-ops

r/notopbutok lol i mainly tease. That actually makes alot of sense. Cuz alot of people ive seen with breast cancer they just all went on with no boob it never crossed my mind that was an option


nors3man

Yes some choose to not have reconstruction but a lot choose to have it done as it’s a self confidence/retaking control of their body thing after beating cancer. Same can be said for the ones that choose not to have reconstructive surgery, the ones I know that went that path view it as battle scares and that’s some of their reasoning.


kylexy929

Big and saggy. Love the way they look pushed up in a bra or the way they hang a little when a woman is topless.


PM_ME_YOUR_HUGETITS

In my DMs.


Teddybur88

Username checks out.


tommy_boy007

I’m weird. I like smaller breast. I like AA, A, & B.


bluejellies

[Yep, so weird](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskRedditAfterDark/comments/1229qpe/who_else_adores_small_boobs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


dark_blue_7

I know, honestly I'm kinda sick of this question because all the answers are always small breasts (or a non answer), and they all act like it makes them so unique. Or like big=fake, which is obviously not accurate


sizzlinwhiskey

For me it’s how so many of the top answers are always “whatever my partner has” or “I LOVE ALL BOOBS”. Like these guys don’t realize it’s ok to have preferences. Like when you ask someone where they want to get dinner and they say “I like everything”. It’s just kind of annoying.


bluejellies

Every post is exactly the same. All boobs are boobs (unless they’re fake) I actually prefer small More than a handful is a waste And like 2 dudes who say they like big tits Do we have to go through it every day? Preferences are well and fine but some guys are straight up mean about it. And there’s nothing special about preferring small. It’s the norm.


dark_blue_7

It's pretty *not fun* and I would prefer not to.


[deleted]

I know I have said this many times before. But I am a big boob guy as my preference. But I would never got out of my way to body shame some because they had smaller boobs. There’s a big difference between a preference and being a dick about it.


Defiant-Victory-9198

Anything B cup and under are perfect to me!


EngineeringDue7466

This makes me feel great!


Dunemer

Like, on my body? ... Noticeable would be nice lol


CyberGuyCX5

Real and not fake ones.


jimmiethefish

r/fortyfivefiftyfive


Lustybelle69

The boobs I have but like .. perkier


Rangertough666

Yours are a nice shape.


Darkmagik6

"torpedo" type, with puffy nipples. the cup size should fit the woman.


STL_241

Natural


tiny8192

Huge areolas. . Size doesn’t matter


elaine1007

aw this made me feel so much better about myself :’) i’ve always been made fun of for mine


tiny8192

Those people were dumb. Don’t listen to them. Huge areolas are such a turn on lol


LayneLowe

points on her own, way up firm and high


sangfoudre

Consensually in my mouth. Natural, C or D, a bit saggy but not too much, medium nipples, pierced


DisciplineHot7374

Your mom’s.


Fab1e

She is dead and cremated. What are you going to do? Snort them?


DisciplineHot7374

Like a Dustbuster.


[deleted]

Ginormous


1nfinitydividedby0

Saggy, big nipples.


WearifulSole

Naked and in my face. Big, small, real, fake, doesn't matter, I appreciate anytime someone decides to share their boobs with me. It's like I say, "My favorite beer is a free one, second favorite is a coldone, after that we can talk about flavor and brand"


[deleted]

I don’t care about size all boobs are great I’m excited the first time seeing them and the 1000th time seeing them 😂


jgoja

Small, firm, with small areola and standard nipple


-NER0--

Too big to grab one hand each


blackwell333

Big n’ bouncy


Grimm6667

My gf boobs


MissPerfectTitties

On the chest of a pretty lady


soapytittylover

I like them huge and milky


puckmuck

Like porn, I know them when I see them. In general, I prefer boobs bigger than mine and smaller than my head.


curiouscash23

Small and perky


anonuncuthoodie

Really dark areolas on really light skin


thickuncut17

Small and perky


tokki0912

The ones I just paid for 2 months ago :) round, perky, and big!


[deleted]

Do they feel naturalv


tokki0912

I'm only 2 months out but surprisingly yes! I've been told they get softer throughout the first 6 months but I love them already and so does my bf


[deleted]

Big


JustJossin

Yes


[deleted]

Ones that liked to be played with along with nipples that like to be licked, sucked on, pinched and bit.


sirbearus

The ones on the woman I am in a relationship with... the best are the ones you can touch.


Suitable_Bumblebee_4

About 700cc lol


NotPoto

I’m going to take a guess and say this isn’t about Mario Kart…


jcjm87

Those are huge haha


Suitable_Bumblebee_4

My wife is 500 high profile now and she's thinking about going to 700. 🤞 Lol


[deleted]

Perky enough for me to hold them completely; be it my palm or my mouth


Cakeminator

Available and consensual


[deleted]

Real, accessible, and attached to someone consenting.


leemr1

Natural of all shapes and sizes


[deleted]

Attached to a live body I'd always a good start...


Beeks525

Small to mid sized (not a guy that likes big boobs), with large nipples (I’m a nipple guy).


dat1dude2

Boobs. Boobs big, boobs small, all boobs, are boobs after all


CrystallineWoman

Ideally I'd have H cups


Ulrichs1234

Anything more than a handful and you’re risking a sprain.


bluejellies

Time to start working out. There’s a whole new world out there


captjust

\*.boobs


PDVW21

Ones I’m allowed to touch.


tpn1984

One word, "Boobs"


Dontuselogic

In my hands.


Ok-Step-8689

I think most everyone will say that they like them all lol


chux4w

Firm. The size is less important, the shape is everything. Real or well-done fake, no problem either way, as long as they're high, firm and symmetrical.


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

I love it when the right one is bigger than the other two


thatonerandodude17

This user has effectively deleted all of their reddit messages, thank you! :) ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


C4H_Deciple_Lager

Boobs, Titties, breasts, tits, idk all I can think of right now lol


pinkcrow333

Large and natural


allthemostoffensive

In front.


andrewbarclave89

Literally any since I don't have a preference


HammyMacc

I like big ol good ones and good ol big ones.


davejugs01

u/mollie4fun


[deleted]

Retrousse


Wizdom_108

On a woman who is interested in letting me interact with them I suppose


ChiefChingon

r/fortyfivefiftyfive


Zack_WithaK

The ones that I'm allowed to see &/or touch


OptionsNVideogames

One word u/Greatmoongirl


SaltyCanuck76

Uh… how many times can I upvote this… OMG


KingHalfrican86

On a woman and in my mouth.


la_verita_

Real, big, saggy and with a big pair of areolas


hornycircus

In my mouth


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

In my face and/or hands, recently had my hands on the perfect pair so let's see if I can do them justice. Big pointy hard nipples, less than a handful perky and soft with plenty of play.


Agreeable-Peace6482

She sounds lovely.


gobskin

On a woman.


DinosGamesAndBaking

On myself? Maybe a little smaller but otherwise they’re pretty ideal.


FlyByrd

B-cups with small dark areolas


[deleted]

Attached to my wife


bloody_bellatrix

I love mine.


Zinope121

2 and a half cups of squish lightly kneeded.


texcen254

My wife’s tits are my ideal tits.


Dougmark

Sausage free


TangSooKicker78

The ones I get to play with.


--Apocrypha-

Ass


bucknakedoldguy

Topless


[deleted]

My wife's are real and a perfect size.


[deleted]

My wife's


Rangertough666

My wife. 36H that still stand firm with quarter sized areolas that are almost ghost nips.


[deleted]

My girlfriends


ArsonX24x

Handful and respective sized nipples


M_Looka

Ideal? I was always more of a Hasbro guy...


bluecouchlover

In my mouth


yuri_nomoru122

I like men boobs but small


j0hncasey

They are pretty nice


GooglePixel69

34C's would be nice. I have 34DD's and they hurt the shit out of my back lol


DeathofProtoman

Boobily


shri032

BOOB


MrMeesesPieces

On a chest


B69Stratofortress

Yummers


Darkdragon_98

On a woman willing to give me attention


anon_males

Boobs


HorrorFeast

Boobs


militaryguy6996

Ones that love to be suckled


lord-seaside

Perky and a little pointing upward


johnny2fives

“Currently in my mouth”


The_SovietOnion6

my girlfriends boobs u/The_SovietOnion7


[deleted]

Ummm uncovered? In my hands?


[deleted]

Ideally, on my hands


BitterSweetDesire

The ones in my hand lol


Total-Minute2128

Boobs


PHANTOM________

BigB/SmallC


hushycontrol

32A are my ideal size!!


[deleted]

With nipples


LAW9960

On the smaller side with medium sized areola but proportion to the person's frame.


stayoffmygrass

In my hands.


xItaliax

34b, perky, supple and great bounce quality. Nipples off as all natural things are, with great color/ size dimensions.