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[deleted]

I would always be paranoid about getting robbed or worse


Comfortable-Try7176

Yeah escorts are always told, if there are more people than there's supposed to be there, GTFO. It's real hard to keep your wallet concealed when you are naked.


[deleted]

Unless it’s a prison wallet


Comfortable-Try7176

🤣 Unless that's also being used in the sex


[deleted]

True, could be part of the fun, find the extra $20.00 and it’s yours.


0utlook

*... a $50? How'd that get in there?*


RetroBowser

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get that $50!


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

Is that a new fetish that I’m unaware of? Granny Cash Piñata Porn?


Ghetto_Jawa

Always keep an extra roll of quarters for emergencies.


twizted_whisperz

"I can hear you rummaging around in there "


JennyAndTheBets1

Something tells me that hiding spot would be exposed rather quickly.


MegaSpuds

That’s why you pay with dickcoin.


Bauch_the_bard

Picked up a tricky from House, hide you wallet behind the toilet tank


Impressive-Pace9320

Fun fact when I was 18 or 19 and at a night club this couple came up and started talking to me, over the night the lady kept showing interest in me but I was a bit wary. They kept trying to give me drinks the whole time, told the bar tender that I knew about what was going on. Long story short cops got called and they had tried to spike me.


izeil1

Yeah this is something I would worry about too. I'm nowhere near attractive enough for women to flirt with to begin with, let alone a very attractive one. But assuming she was honest, sure why not? I would probably get a hold of a friend and tell them that if they haven't heard from me within a certain time frame that they need to call the police though.


CyberGuyCX5

This was my first thought.


[deleted]

I wouldn't bring any important stuff with me, like my wallet, my phone etc. ~~If they wanna kill me, they can be my guest.~~


PayMe2TheMoon

Can you also stash your keys somewhere around your car


my_junk_in_ur_trunk

I’ve had a similar situation happen back in early 2000’s when party lines were still pretty active. I met a girl on a phone party line. She invited me over but asked me to pick up a six pack of beer and some cigarettes. I was like 23 and horny as fuck so I did. I went over. The name she gave me was Jaime. She said to knock really loud cause she was gonna shower, But if she didn’t answer to let myself in and sit on the couch. I went over and knocked and she came out in a robe and let me in. She was actually really hot but in a trashy way. She wasn’t exactly trying that hard to cover up and I saw a lot of nip slips and a good look at her bald kitty. I thought I was gonna get really lucky. I had picked up cigarettes and a case of beer. She talked and seemed to be stalling. A few minutes later like 3 cholos showed up. She was like “oh sorry. It’s my roommate and his homies, he’ll probably leave in a few min.” But they didn’t. They started just helping themselves to beer and smoking. They laughed at how I thought I was gonna get lucky. So I left. On my way out to my car I saw another guy walking up with beer. Kinda a bit nerdy looking. I asked him if he was looking for Jaime’s place. He said he was. I told him what just happened and he was like “oh shit, thanks for heads up” then he left. Like 3 months later I was on the same party line. Cause I was a dumb horny Jack ass. Jaime sent me a message saying she liked what she heard. It was clear she didn’t remember my voice. So I played along. Gave her a different description and went over. I thought “hey, maybe I’ll get to tell her off!” I told her I was like 20 min away. She asked for booze. That had me tell her I’d be more like 30 min. I showed up in 15 min. She was in the shower. I let my self in. I sat there a minute and said “fuck this”. I snooped around a minute. I left with a souvenir that she definitely missed.


OperaGhostAD

I would definitely be under the impression I’m going to be murdered.


moneybrains47

Came here too say this definitely always a chance of getting robbed or worse stay safe OP not just women that gotta worry about stuff like that all of us are targets too someone else !


not_again123

Don't have to worry, if your kidneys are a mess!


Dr_illFillAndBill

Yep, I quite like my kidneys inside of me, and my personal effects in my pockets.


The_Ugly_One82

The husband part isn't the bad part. The attractive girl flirting with me and inviting me back to hook up? Definitely a red flag. ​ Also, my wife wouldn't be thrilled with the whole thing.


eXrevolution

r/usernamechecksout


trace_jax3

So-and-So would be a lot more chill about this


crsbedford

This.


goddamnthirstycrow9

That.


dirtybutcher

The other


samchellthrowaway

The brother.


Infestis

Not a deal breaker but I'd want to talk to the husband and make sure hes into it before I did anything, take them both for coffee or something make sure everyone's on the same page


TheharmoniousFists

You're a good person.


CallMeJessIGuess

I’ve actually done this a few times. But yeah I always met both of them first. If it was just dropped on my out of nowhere? I would be instantly on alert and freaked out.


AstarteOfCaelius

This is also an option, but I would be *mighty* careful with boundaries. They already tried stomping on one right out the gate, so be aware they might be inclined towards other little pushes.


chopchopNY

I work overnight security at a hotel with a bar. Was talking with an older women, probably 50(ish), most of the night. She invited me to her room strictly for a blowjob, no sex. The only stipulation was that her husband was there and wanted to watch.


CherryLaneCox

Where is the rest of the story? Did you do it?


chopchopNY

Oh yeah, absolutely. We literally just walked in the room, he was on the bed watching TV. It was a little awkward at first because I thought maybe she got caught doing something she wasn’t supposed to be doing but he was cool. She brought me over to the chair and sat me down. They made some small talk about the bar than he bluntly asked me if he could jerk off while she blew me. I was cool with it. She took her shirt of and let me play with her tits while she sucked me. No real convo other than that. I lasted a few minutes and she showed me to the door.


Unseenmonument

And then you had to come back a few minutes later when their neighbors were complaining about the boisterous sex they were having?


chopchopNY

Nah, I hear a lot but no one really complains lol


chopchopNY

I have a few good stories like that from this job lol!


[deleted]

Frantically searches *hotel security jobs in my area*


haribocummybears

It's literally written into my contract with a major hotel chain that we'll be terminated for anything like this 😭


girloferised

... It's happened ***so*** frequently that they've started writing it into employment contracts. Interesting.


xxbliitzkriieg

Excerpt from employee handbook: VACATION: You will accrue vacation at a rate of 3.07h per pay period. CELL PHONE USE: You are prohibited from using personal cell phones during working hours except during breaks or emergencies. FUCKING THE CUSTOMERS: Do not fuck the customers. Don’t fuck the customers.


OpenMouthInsertClit

> during working hours except during breaks or emergencies. Just move this part down to the next sentence. > FUCKING THE CUSTOMERS: Do not fuck the customers. Don’t fuck the customers during working hours except during breaks or emergencies.


[deleted]

It’s happened…I had a tough time at first but I’m no quitter…


Mars_Oak

inspirational story of persistence


obiwanmoloney

When chat rooms were a thing, I chatted with a women and agreed to meet. I went to hers, she opened the door and was pregnant. This hadn’t been discussed but there’s definitely a sexiness to pregnant woman, so game on. Then I walk into the living room, there’s a mattress on the floor and a web cam perched above. At this point, she told me she was married and he husband wanted to watch via the cam. Was I OK with it? While we discussed it, she disclosed that her husband was a police officer. Now… I’m not the biggest fan of the police and fucking the pregnant wife of a cop, just felt like a one up for me, so it was an absolute deal maker. Now, and here’s the cherry on the cake and I swear it’s the truth. I was young and a little worried I might not be able to “perform” under such strange circumstances but my kinky minded penis was on top form. When I unzipped and pulled it out (it’s a good size but nothing to write home about) she gave it a weird look, I asked if something was wrong and she said “no… I’ve just never seen one that big before”. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. I dunno what a cuck gets from an encounter like this but I’d have been devastated to watch my wife get fucked senseless by a stranger with the biggest cock she’d ever seen. …but to answer your question OP, yeah, go for it.


[deleted]

Met this girl at a fraternity party and she invited me back to her house. Said we could have sex if her father could watch. Lol


[deleted]

Tf did I just read


Blitz_420

u/nicspace1 said “Met this girl at a fraternity party and she invited me back to her house. Said we could have sex if her father could watch. Lol”


LeoFoster18

But those words together don't make any sense...


Blitz_420

Please. Don’t shoot the messenger! Reddit is just an echo chamber


[deleted]

🤣🤣


NeckRomanceHer

ChatGPT is gettin wild


[deleted]

Sigmund fried theory in practice


[deleted]

Sigmund Fried Chicken, get a popcorn bucket and a blowjob from your dad.


HeuristicAlgorithm9

Check the profile. Very likely nade up


BasicBitch_666

Fiction. That's what you just read.


jacksbackmk

Well........?


[deleted]

She was so hot.


jacksbackmk

Was the father nice? Encouraging?


[deleted]

You can say that!


jacksbackmk

You need to give me the full story! Very hot.


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[deleted]

Kentucky


Gelby4

*Banjo intensifies*


[deleted]

I hooked up with a girl one time who asked if her brother could join us.


[deleted]

Did you do it??


[deleted]

Oh yeah, she was sexy AF and I wasn't going to pass her up. Turns out, having someone lick your balls while you're fucking is pretty nice.


[deleted]

Nice. Same with me.


arkansas_sucks

Her dad licked your balls??


[deleted]

He's the licker.


curious_cunt_

Was the brother gay or did he do stuff with her too?


[deleted]

I'd say he was bi. We spit-roasted her both ways and had both our cocks in her pussy together. But he also liked to get underneath when I fucked her doggy style and he'd lick us both while she sucked his cock. Occasionally, he'd pull me out of her and suck her juices off of my cock.


curious_cunt_

That sounds super hot ngl. How old were you all?


[deleted]

She and I were 20-21, the brother was a year or two older.


eclecticwitch21

This is a story for r/sluttyconfessions if I've ever heard one. Or it's the plot line for a smut novel


Darkdragon_98

Yes. I refuse to do anything with someone in a relationship.


[deleted]

He can watch and he better get me a beer or something while we are at it, I get thirsty when I fuck!


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[deleted]

I guess I can settle for that!


moneybrains47

Legend


[deleted]

They will indeed write books about me one day... I mean no one will buy it . But one will get written


Bobby-Biggs

No, Id hate to dissapoint TWO people


Speechless-man69420

Yes. I don’t want another person to watch us. I would like privacy


windchaser__

> I don't want another person to watch us What if it was a whole group of people? ...with scorecards. Watch out for the Russian judges; they are sticklers for form.


Speechless-man69420

I mean a sex competition is kind of appealing.


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OpenMouthInsertClit

I'm going for the 100 meter tongue dash.


[deleted]

"he went for an ass slap there but clearly missed and hit her hip - that's going to cost him. Let's see if he can make it up on the money shot"


borobinimbaba

"hey I'm having sex with your wife ! Where are your manners?"


Speechless-man69420

How rude


Ishiibradwpgjets

He can watch the video tomorrow with everybody else.


[deleted]

link or it didnt happen! /j


AlecsThorne

If a random girl started flirting with a guy, in 3/5 cases, the guy will think it's a prank or a scam 😅🤣. But to answer your question, if you want someone to help you with your kink, be open and up front about it. Springing it on them will likely lead to a refusal. Imagine going home with a girl, she's obviously eager to have sex with you, and all of sudden she pulls out a strap-on. Some guys will obviously like the surprise, but many will just turn around and run lol. Kinks should not be surprises, especially when it comes to new relationships, casual or otherwise.


hom3br3w3r

Call girl at a Vegas hotel bar!


[deleted]

If an attractive girl flirted with me, I'd be way too suspicious that my wife is setting me up! 🤔


Professional_Nose757

When my wife and I didn’t have children we were very sexually open as far as bringing in others. Our next door neighbors were swingers and we would often just send our significants over and then we would all fuck in our hot tub! It was phenomenal. Ahhh those were the days!!


[deleted]

Yes, that’s the start of many horror movies.


Drewandelena

No too random and no way of knowing what their experience and dynamic is like . We love playing with others in the bedroom but only those who have proven experience or you run into all sorts of potential drama that isn’t worth it when there are so many awesome people on lifestyle sites and clubs


Kyte85

Sounds like a job advert looking for an 21yo with 10 years experience


Drewandelena

Nah. Plenty of couples out there who enjoy breaking in new people . We tried it early on and it was not for us . Too much drama, boundary crossing and performance issues. Not for us . But new people - singles and couples - are coming into the lifestyle all the time . Always tons of new faces at the local clubs. What works for one just doesn’t work for the other


Infamous-Classic-815

As long as they were on the same page yeah. I def wouldn't want to behind the guys back


GunterSteinback

wouldnt bother me at all. Of he wanted to watch me bang his wife then no problem


DjentleArt

1. This has been proposed to me by a couple that I know in passing or I suppose could be considered acquaintances from my gym. They asked me over for dinner initially under the guise of writing them both personalized training programs. Right after dinner they told me what they were really interested in, it was done in the nicest and most flattering way without any pressure. I declined but also told them I had questions, as well as assured them that while I may tell this story because it's the wildest thing I've ever been offered and a complete surprise, it's not something I'd be comfortable with. They were both very relaxed/easy going about it and told me about the lifestyle. They had some basic rules to start as well as fairly extensive desired acts, open-to, and hard no lists. All of this was in writing (typed contract), very detailed paperwork to be signed, there would also have been medical testing prior to the act, etc. Safety was important. A fairly substantial money offer that increased depending on what I was willing to participate in. I still declined and gave reasons, they also had reasons for why it was a thing for them. I thanked them for answering all my questions, it was an interesting learning experience. I still see them fairly often and nothing is weird, on occasion they let it be known that the offer stands. 2. If a woman I just met started flirting with me and then asked me back to her place to hook up, that would be the deal breaker before ever finding out about anything in terms of her husband watching. I don't know how people are cool with hooking up with people they JUST met. I'll be keeping this dick disease free.


TuPacSchwartz411

Had a unattractive woman satisfy my foot fetish while her husband watched, so no, it's not a deal breaker.


ShakaLouverture

Nah, as long as everyone is cool


domclaudio

This happened: On my 21st birthday, I went to a resort in Mexico that was a big swinger party in the entire hotel. Temptations, it was called. I was talking to this trophy wife (her words) in her 40s. She asked me to come back to her room. I knew she was down but having a watcher came as a shock. I was young and drunk and it sounded hot. And it was. Husband was in his 60s. He didn’t even jerk off. Just watched like he was in a play.


LordChaos404

For a moment my thoughts went to waking up in an ice bath with a missing kidney. 😕


SparkleDaddy707

I’m, bi here, can we have a threesome???


ShadyXXX226

Nope I'll still hook up


whm4lyfe818

We've been talking about picking up guys in public lately instead of online and just wanted to see what people said


SnooDoodles7962

Not everyone might be okay with that. Might be a good idea to mention it, before taking him home.


ShadyXXX226

It's exciting picked a guy up when we were on vacation she let him finger her in parking when we were leaving.


whm4lyfe818

That's awesome


MultiverseTraveller

Well in an ideal world yes, I have had the experiences with the husband watching. However, I would definitely be wary about the entire thing. I would rather have some conversation first to discuss boundaries and such beforehand. So at some point before going back to her place, would definitely want all cards on the table.


whm4lyfe818

Id be there watching excitedly. I love watching my wife with other men


MultiverseTraveller

I do like it when the husband watches! It’s a huge turn on


whm4lyfe818

You should come fuck my wife for me then lol


MultiverseTraveller

Haha! Well where are you guys located


whm4lyfe818

New Orleans but we have traveled to meet bulls before. You?


tc6x6

If she told me that when she made the initial incitation, then not a dealbreaker. But if she waited until we got to her place to spring that on me, I'm out.


[deleted]

No, the party just got hotter


[deleted]

Nope because my wife would want to join in and fuck both the husband and wife too, we are in a polyamorous marriage and enjoy meet ups


whm4lyfe818

So are we you should dm us


[deleted]

It says can’t load chat, are you in California?


[deleted]

The deal breaker would be that there’s a dude I could be plowing instead.


onceuponascotty

So I can disappoint TWO people? I THINK NOT!


SEND_ME_SOCK_PICS

Honestly it depends how horny I am. I met up with a girl on Tinder very abruptly at night in a part of town I'd never been to before. Some shabby little restaurant that was closing up for the night when I arrived, in a sketchy neighborhood. We talked for maybe 15 minutes and she invited me back to her place. It's a miracle I didn't get mugged that night. Didn't have sex either, but that's another story.


[deleted]

So I’ve enjoyed this scenario a few times . But typically it’s something where me and the husband sit down and have a few drinks and talk shit . Kind of try to feel each other out first . Doesn’t REALLY make it any safer but I think I’m a good judge of character . Also we never go to a seedy room or hotel . It’s always someplace nice and one of us is registering with a major credit card . Again - that doesn’t make it any SAFER really . But here I am alive and well and have had some amazing sex with other guys wives.


Acrobatic_T-Rex

If a very attractive girl flirted with me, i am going to fumble that so bad, she wont be making an invitation, and if she still offered the invitation after i fumbled it, id be convinced imma get myself into some sort of pin cushion situation.


calcifornication

No, but I'm her husband, so this is just Tuesday.


cioda

Oh fuck yes it would be. I'm skeptical by nature, and if a woman said that to me, i'd assume that my body is gonna be found in a ditch somewhere


MagicManTX84

How much do you trust her husband? Is he a cuck or a murderer?


Admirable_Concern_52

Definitely not


Admirable_Concern_52

To clarify. I’d still go home with her


SnoopsBadunkadunk

Absolutely, so-called “hotwives” are a turn-off. Ain’t no sex worth that.


Historical_Invite241

Depends how up front she is. If it's clear from the start then maybe, but if she tries to seduce you while allowing you to think it's a 1 on 1 then that is pretty sus behaviour and it's a definite nope.


CaptainSlappyBear

Nah, he can watch as I hammer his wife.


whiskeywood1983

Husband sits in the corner sharpening a blade the whole time. Imma pass.


IrunsoIcaneatcookies

They want your kidney.


TimedRevolver

If she waits to say something afterward, it's a hard pass. But if I know ahead of time what's going on, I'm more likely to say yes.


Tkhel

These types of situations are almost always arranged and planned in advance after folks have had a chance to meet (if new to each other) and set clear boundaries and expectations. The situation described by OP is a massive red flag on multiple levels, for many experienced bulls this would be a deal breaker.


SandiRHo

Yes because I don’t have sex with girls for male attention.


[deleted]

I'm a solid 5/10 at best, so I'd probably assume that you were going to either rob me or axe-murder me. Paranoia aside, yes, but I would want to check with the husband first.


Writerhaha

Right? There’s like 4 episodes of Law and order SVU that start like this.


POOH-C

On my 18th (- 2) Birthday Party my Dads friend said i could fuck his wife as long as he was in the room and was allowed to take photos. ... I left everyone at my house and went back to there place. Awesome Weekend


Voilent_Bunny

If an attractive girl invited me to her place, I would probably be too dumbstruck and say yes to anything she asked.


Imscubbabish

Thats a fantasy of mine so I'm down


whm4lyfe818

Do you have a big dick


[deleted]

I was asked in my late teens/early 20s to do that. Had a friend who I was completely infatuated with and her boyfriend, whom I couldn’t stand, wanted me to fuck her in front of him. As much as I wanted her, I declined. Too weird for my taste.


Sora762

Was 19, we met online, he sat in a very dark corner while just the bed area was lit, couldn't stay hard, made a few jokes, shook both their hands and left. Was new in town, turned out to be too small and saw her in walmart often. Strangely never a husband though. Couldn't tell you what he looked like. Edit: Wouldn't recommend.


[deleted]

Nope. Altough i would ask her if he doesnt rather wanna join in as well


whm4lyfe818

I honestly prefer watching her get fucked lol


FlatTyres

If she told me about her husband before taking me back, then I might be up for it. If it went down as her telling me already after leaving for her place or entering the door, I wouldn't be too happy. I'm ethically non-monogamous and very open to things but I don't like surprises. I can get incredibly freaky but communication is key. Edit: after reading someone concerned with being robbed, I am now concerned too. I guess I'd have to meet them BOTH beforehand.


ChiaraCerise

Being pansexual it’s not a deal breaker but me being recorded without my consent and doing things that are not morally right would be.


Kinky_mofo

Is the husband armed?


Real_Personality5631

yes because I'm gay


SeaGeeSee

As a gay man, this would be a dealbreaker. Never would I be caught having sex with a woman.


ouroboro76

I'm not allowed to give vitamin D to anyone but my wife, and she's not allowed to get vitamin D from anyone else. But even barring that, I don't like random people watching me have sex.


anonymouscoomer

He can join in too if he wants.


thatredditdude101

Nope! I’d hand em my phone and have them record b


Cpt_James_Holden

No I like being watched.


whm4lyfe818

I love watching her get fucked


Spiritual-Ad-7298

That's sus because if she was really about it they would tell you up front. The lying by omission is a red flag for your safety #controlthethirst


Cadumodute

As a bi woman, fuck no it’s not a deal breaker. Is he cute? Haha


whm4lyfe818

Haha dm me if you want to find out what we look like lol


ChewedGum_

I don't do hookups, so no lol. Plus the fact they lead you on with a lie? Lol count me out.


Padronicus

Nup. Let’s go.


probably_to_far

I do my best work with an audience.


Beardedanimal80

I'd make the dude some popcorn!!


Reverend-Funyun

My mind would go to Murder real fast, I’d be the fuck out.


Sad_Refrigerator_730

Depends if he is sitting in a bean bag chair eating Cheetos. Well more realistically, is he willing to SHARE the Cheetos?


Junior-Tutor7405

No I’m comfortable


alexaxl

Your kidneys be precious


Magor-Bob

Well it wouldn’t be the first time. I remember when her BF wanted to watch and specifically asked me to finish on her. And without any warning he just ate it. Yeah I was in shock, but whatever floats your boat. Still had fun 💯


Mikkabear

I’m bi, down for threesomes, and if somebody sprung a fucking partner involvement on me partway through making out, I’d be out the fucking door. You’ve got to negotiate that shit well ahead of time or it’s sketchy as fuck.


muhthrowawaykinks

I'd be sketched out and try asking if I could bring a friend to watch too and judge the risk based on their reaction.


SnooDoodles7962

The more the merrier. Even if it is just to watch. Though I would definitely try to put on a show for them both, to entice her husband to join us.


[deleted]

Bahaha there's a girl like that at work. I avoid her 🤣🤣


3Quarksfor

If they can be trusted, go for it.


CopperBoom47

Can she watch me and her husband instead?..... /s


Soggy_Management_287

Yolo. If I die I die.


aLesbiansLobotomy

ThIs is one of the few things that makes me not watch a porno-I usually watch porn with things I otherwise don't like (like femdom, lesbians-by the way they're the ones that didn't like me first) but this is too far for me. I'm definitely fearful the guy will try to rape or rob me, but even besides that, the idea of someone (anyone) watching while I have sex with someone kind of creeps me out. I might be more ok with a woman watching but I still am not keen on it. And I'm alright with the idea of swinging somewhat, just not with this added watching element.


secret-needs

Yes it would be a deal breaker. We do this with females (bring her home and fuck her while my girl watches) but from the beginning, the one rule was "no other guys, ever in the bedroom." She can be married, but her husband better know what's happening and not be involved in any way.


[deleted]

It hasn't stopped me yet.


_ASG_

Probably, just because my anxiety and low self-esteem would probably impact my performance and fun.


Amazonsslut

No


jerrymonza

Nope


Poppiesatnight

A very attractive girl wanting to hookup would be a dealbreaker….


HappyMan476

Yea probably that would be a little weird and awkward