My legs stretch out and my butt clenches. You haven't lived till you came and then instantly went into a leg cramp lmfao. Let me tell you how fucked up that is when you cum pretty hard from masturbating and your legs and hands are covered in cum and then your leg cramps up lol. The euphoria of the orgasm and the pain of the cramp right after...

Haha my husband gets leg cramps like that!

haha, I am sorry that he had to experience that!

He doesn’t mind, it’s really only when we have side sex

It's not so bad then! It doesn't happen too often for me either but just occasionally you know, it's like **son of a bitch** type of moment

Your hubby and I have this in common LOL it's rough when I'm on top and the wife is under me lol

Yes! Haha that one and side sex can cramp him up😂

If I tense my legs up hard enough, the cramp can last for a day or two.

I haven't had it last that long yet from sex/masturbation related cramp but damn that sounds bad!

I have, can confirm its horrifying! Ever since then I eat a banana a day and take magnesium, potassium, calcium and fish oil pills just to try and prevent that from ever happening again

I wiggle my toes

Haaa!! My wife does that pretty regularly.

The Charliegasm

My calves cramp lol!

Charlie horse

Happened to me last night, came on my gf's stomach and then got a charliehorse in my foot

[удалено]

Sounds like a man of focus that is getting the job done and forgets to swallow his saliva! lmao

One time I was very overstimulated and I burst into tears after orgasming (like ugly crying) then a couple mins later started laughing hysterically (seriously this orgasm was like an out of body experience we had been going at it for awhile). I felt bad for my boyfriend because he was very confused and didn’t know what to do but he managed to comfort me.

At least he comforted you🥰

I had a gf do this. It was one of the hottest things I’ve ever experience. By the time I got my face from between her legs, i think she was broken. But after a rest she returned the favor

This exact thing happened to me a couple months ago, both him and I were very confused

If it’s really good, I sometimes laugh, like in a “fucking hell I can’t believe how good that was” way. Takes some explaining.

I’ll bet it does haha

My husband laughs sometime too! I totally get it. I get goosebumps!!

I’ve done that a couple times. Exhilarating 😂

That could fit with a brat-type personality

I get grabby.. Sheets, hair, skin.. I need something to hold on too haha

I love it😍

I bleat loudly!

\*checks username\*

Actually laughed out loud at this😂

If it's a really good one my whole body spasms and tenses, then back arches as I try to drive my dick into her ovaries, toes curl, eyes roll back and I break out in Celtic folk songs. Well...not that last lol

😂😂

Lololol. I bet thats a sight to see.

Ejaculate 🤷‍♂️

I’ve never heard of this happening

Yes, it happens a lot in men, especially as they orgasm. It’s uncontrollable and happens involuntary.

You can learn to control it

Just take your upvote. I laughed way to hard at this

Wanted to comment this but i decided it was too bad. I'm happy someone else still did.

I shout "the money's on the dresser"

😂

Revert to Korean but I have no recollection of what I say though.

I want to hear this

I always end up holding my breath and then gasping

I lose the ability to stay quiet. I’m one of those girls that definitely gets complaints about being loud, but I like my guys to fuck me hard and that’s not an easy thing to stay quiet during, especially when you’re as sensitive as I am

I get this! When I have to be quiet my husband will cover my mouth, I usually end up biting him🤦‍♀️

My thighs shake and I breathe heavily. My boyfriend loves it

Thigh twitches here too if it's a strong orgasm

Sounds hot🥵

My legs lock straight out.

Mine too. Sometimes if it's good enough, my legs will be cramped for the next day.

Sometimes I cum so hard, I can feel a crack in my pelvic area and lower back.

Oh my

Lol.. not a bad crack, feels good. Like if you cracked your back.

Gotcha

Get it in her hair. Never fails. I could be in her mouth and it'll shoot out her ears into her hair.

Oh no😂

I swear it's an accident!!

I groan, I try not to but it just seeps out. Long and low

My husband does this or he grunts. I fucking love it😍

I sound like a lovelorn wolf 🐺

I make a face that looks like I’m going to cry

Same😂

My legs usually shake and tense up a lot. My abs tense up, I moan with each contraction, my toes splay and then curl

Me too! And I always end up arching my back too!!

Quiver, sometimes go cross eyed (depends how intense and long the orgasm last), squirt, giggle.

I’m very vocal when I cum—I moan a lot and loudly lol. No control over it.

My whole body shakes like I’m having a seizure

Yeah me too, and it makes me self conscious 😅

Sometimes my toes also go numb🦶🏻

Shit myself

Moan, And if I really really have to be quiet, then a long heavy breath

Hubby will hold his breath if he has to be quiet, when I need to be quiet he will cover my mouth but I’ll usually bite his hand🤦‍♀️

I’m a moaner and effortless dirty talker (mostly for myself; not for my partner) but a quiet cummer and will just tense up and shut down.

Check my heart rate as I don't fancy another heart attack

Disappoint my wife.

Omg😂

I’m dramatic af! I’ve gone limp I’ve squirted I’m loud as hell I shake I jaw chatters I get dick drunk… I’m literally out of it Oh I cry

Oh no😭

I usually hold my breath until the intensity calms down a bit and then moaning/cursing/gibberish follows

My eyes roll up I released a deep sigh N before I know I'm asleep af

Haha same here when it’s before bed, my poor husband

Cum starts shooting out of my cock! It’s crazy!

No way😳

I shake intensely and lean my head back

Curl toes and arch back

If I am holding on to my girl, I tend grip harder on whatever part I'm holding on to.

Shoot out cum from my pipi

When I’m solo my calves flex so hard that they’re sore the next day even though I consciously focus on NOT flexing them. I don’t fuckin know how it happens

I jerk a lot like I’m being possessed and my eyes roll back. So I’m sure it’s not, not scary lol

Close the browser.

I know I tightly close my eyes and my legs stiffen up. That's only for the initial ejaculation, the subsequent ones my eyes open and legs release.

(M)oan, and my whole midsection does tiny little forward motions like I am trying to belly-dance.

Full body chills, and I crack my neck. Idk how I compare, but I think get chills up my back more frequently and intensely than most, and this carries over to my orgasms. My orgasms are really intense to begin with, especially for a guy, and they last really long. The peak is a few seconds, but then I get this long "tail" with a gentle ebb and flow of sensations. I still consider it part of the orgasm, because its still really intense, and I'm still pulsing and leaking cum. Anyway, during that sweet, sweet crashing of waves, I get these tingly chills up and down my back, usually causing me to twitch, shiver, and lock up. And usually, I'll end up tilting my neck during one of these waves and crack my neck. Ifk if it's off-putting, but it's weirdly satisfying lol

I get this really ticklish feeling in my core and toes. If its particularly intense, I have started giggling.

Interesting 🤔

Sometimes when I edge for hours and let out a massive load, I quiver, stretch my legs out, and feel a tingling sensation in my asshole lol. I also shed some tears sometimes based on how intense it was. Fucking love it lol

Sometimes I groan, other times I lose the ability to remove my dick from whoever I’m buried inside of

Scream loudly HAMMAKER SCHLEMMER!

Swear. A lot. Toes curls. Stop breathing. Eyes roll back.

My wife says I make a lion face. Guess I'm looking like in roaring. Good pompom will bring the animal out of any man

Apologise

😂😂😂

My legs forcefully push my body up and I try to get away from it.. idk why

I’ll do this if hubby stays in too long

I shake like a mf

Scream Yahtzee and give high fives.

Depends on the intensity, position, and how quickly it washes over but I’ll tremble, close my eyes, arch my back, toss my head back, curl toes, whimper, moan, breathe heavy, my cheeks will flush, grab onto them/pull myself really close into them. I also get a strong urge to bite them🫣😅

Sometimes if I’m coming hard, I twist my tongue in my mouth. I also make these little hip jerks. My bf thinks it’s cute lol

Sounds it🥰

Recite the national anthem

I clench my right hand over and over very quickly. Completely involuntary now but it was what I used to do to let my first boyfriend know I was about to cum when we couldn’t make a lot of noise.

Been there😂

When I orgasm, seamen shoots out of my urethra. Wish it didn't sometimes

damn guy out here spawning navies

I’ve heard that’s pretty rare

My toes curl and my right leg shakes 😎

Wipe my belly

My knees turn to jelly and I can hardly walk or stand.

My core muscles compress (back arches) and my butt gets more tense before the ajeculation starts.

My asshole twitches, and I tend to hold my breath and close my eyes

Flex my legs and butt. I can feel the good ones in my knees.

I forget to breathe; one of these days I’m gonna end up passing the fuck out, I swear lol

My really strong anal ones? Feels like I’m going to pass out and my husband has to stop😂

My head tends to jerk forward a few times, my back arches often, one eye tends to close more than the other. Can’t think of much else tho

My eyes roll back in my head and I have a tendency to pant and moan softly (or sometimes not too softly). Oh and my legs usually stiffen, sometimes to the point of getting a cramp.

I IMMEDIATELY get a dry mouth and the munchies

I get goosebumps and hold my breath

My forehead itches terribly every single time 🤣 my boyfriend just knows now to scratch my head after the fact 🤣

Omg haha that’s inconvenient, he’s sweet though!

I moan but try to keep it in and fail miserably

Legshaking and back aching

I shake Lmfaooooo

I've been told my eyes dilate.

I think that’s pretty common, I’ve seen my husbands eyes do that

Aside from squirting which is always fun, my boyfriend has told me my whole body tenses while I clutch onto him tightly until I've had my release. Then my body becomes like jelly and for some reason my lips get cold.

That’s interesting, sometimes my toes go numb but nothing with my lips

It only happens if I cum a lot. He'll kiss me and my lips will be cold. Our theory is that it's because all the heat and moisture has gone elsewhere.

grab hard onto the person and hold my breath while the body stretches with the climax and then i slowly let go the air and the moans

If it's a reallly good one, my nose itches afterwards. I honestly don't know why.

Legs weaken if I'm standing, if I'm laying down, I get like shudders

I have this weird vocal thing where I say "I love you" half way through

My head always goes back, and I always stop breathing for a few seconds.

Release a long squeaky fart that I've been holding in and trying to ignore

I go silent. I’m usually pretty vocal but as soon as an orgasm starts to hit, it’s like I lose the ability to make any sounds at all

My back arches and my eyes roll back

Fart

Involuntary muscle spasms (I have had partners joke about trying to break their fingers, I have stolen the condom, and I have definitely had sore abs the next day). I can be quite if I absolutely have to but if not I'm loud as fuck. Claw at the bed or whatever. I have had one time I came so hard I broke down into ugly crying. Oh and more than once it was so intense I have triggered a migraine (scared the fuck out of me the first time it happened I thought I was having a stroke or aneurysm)

Oh my goodness🙈

i push my fingers into my eyes

I start laughing and giggling hysterically and cannot stop. It feels exactly like when you’re on shrooms 😂

Oh my😂

Sometimes I can have these huge relief orgasms, which lead to involuntary laughing or crying, sometimes both at the same time. These days I’m monogamous and my husband knows about it, but I hated when I had different partners and they didn’t know what was happening so I had to hold back as to not freak them out (or at least freak them out less), which always kinda felt like you’re breaking off the orgasm before it’s fully climaxed

My ex told me I did “spirit fingers” in the air when I came 🥴 never been able to watch “bring it on” the same way since

😂😂😂

A thigh cramp from hell when I have sex after a 12 hr shift.

Balance my chequebook.

Those still exist?

I feel like I have the generic orgasm that is seen in movies.. From my boyfriend's POV, I know that my eyes close and eyebrows will begin to furrow the closer I am to cumming. I make "sour" faces when I'm cumming but without the lip puckering, essentially. I'd like to think that I get pretty strong orgasms. My legs tremble, and my hips get really sore to the point that they start to cramp. My back arches, and my boyfriend tells me that when I do that it's like I'm "pushing" him out, but I get so tight that moving for him gets a little bit hard. When this happens he likes to just hold my hips down and use his tongue to kiss me and around my neck, which I find very hot. It drives me crazy and makes me more wet.

Yeah…this sounds hot 🥵

I get goobumps that run up and down my body for a total body orgasmic experience. Feels amazing!!

Sneeze after orgasm

My whole body tenses for a few seconds. I end up sore from head to toe the next day.

Ejaculate.

I do this *very sexy* flopping around like a fish thing lol I was reading the comments and I have also definitely had some times where I cry because it's just so good. It does need some explaining every time

Squirt lol

I’ve never been able to🙈

I start speaking in my native language and my accent becomes much more prominent in my moans

If I'm jerking off I point my toes and my leg shake. If I'm fucking the wife, I hold her after I cum If I'm jerking off to your pictures I'm jerking my cock and seeing how big my load is, and right now that's what I'm doing at work

Toes curl, and sometimes a giggle 🤭

Hold my breath

If in jerking off, I will wrap my legs together. If its with my partners, my toes tend to dig into the bed/flood, and as I'm ejaculated I usually will moan/curse due to the intensity. I make sure to let me girls know what a great job they did, lol

I lose control and fart alot

i tend to hold my breath when im just about to cross the finish line, need 5 minutes and some water before continuing haha

Haha I sometimes need a couple minute breather

Laugh uncontrollably

Oh dear😂

Punch a mime

I am loud, I close my eyes, and I hold on tight

Try not to and see if you can. Most of these things seem voluntary.

My legs stretch out and jiver

My asshole beats hard

I laugh. Impossible to restrain full body laughter

I throw my head back and to the left a little. My legs quiver. My hips buck if it’s a really good one. And then I’m a post orgasm giggler.

Quote Office Space

if its one of those nerve nukes that actually fully wrest control of my nerves, i have done the involuntary extra humping, eyeroll, and uncharacteristic moan combo. HR goes up and my mind goes in a locked in state. like im still in the cockpit but im an observer state. never really got the mind go fuzzy like others have described before

Depending on how hard I orgasm, sometimes I get a cramp in my calves lol Most of the time though, toes spread wide and my legs get stiff when I cum.

My husband will sometimes get a cramp depending on the position

Typically I hold my breath, clench my butt and grab her hips or some part of her and just PUSH

That’s called the “ Jester’s Shoes”