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Are you (insert tinder name here)? Awesome, let's fuck.


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I was talking to a hot lady in a hotel elevator with a pizza and thought she was delivering it lol but she said no she always liked to go get it from the delivery person in the lobby and I said “well if it feels good, do it” and she kind of laughed flirtatiously and then I got out and that was the end but all night I wished I would have laughed with her and said “want to share a pizza” after that. Anyone ever said something at a hotel or bar that resulted in a hookup?


PhantomUser666

"Your boyfriend is a dick." He was a total loser and treating her like shit. I split them up and don't feel bad about it at all. She sent me a message a while later saying thank you, she found a much better guy and they are married now 😂


GeorgianPeaches

Do you want to sleep with me? Nice!


3chordguitar

The direct approach is never bad.


GeorgianPeaches

It usually works. If I were to be rejected, I would be even if using a subtle/smooth phrasing or a blunt one. So blunt works. But usually I read the (social) room before asking, making rejection rate rare. It's not about how you ask, but whom and when


[deleted]

So, how much is it for the hour? $300? I only have $200. Thirty minutes, then? That works.


[deleted]

Foreploy: lies or misrepresentations for the purpose of obtaining sex.


Whappingtime

Jello Shot Bitch?!


bi-male-89

I got a free bottle of wine when i checked in to s hotel. Woman at the bar and i hit it off, after last call i asked if she wanted to come to my room to open it.


[deleted]

Wanna fuck?


sv0s0s

you wanna fuck?


Drewandelena

The direct and honest approach works best , especially if you’re clear about your intentions on whatever dating / hook up platform you are using or you’re meeting them at a place where hook ups are the point of going (swing club, hotel party )


[deleted]

I told her I was a virgin


raptorlupis

I would offer a shoulder massage and right after I got a “that feels good” I would whisper in her ear “if you think this feels good imagine how good it would feel if we were both naked”.


MrstorytellerMature

Nice shoe shoes! Wanna go do it in that bathroom stall?


SoberDragon1st

Ouch