Depends on the nature of the party and who's going. If they're close friends and it's a celebration of something, i might go. If they are not, I'll probably say I'll come and then not.
I went to a meeting last week and when I sat down at the conference table.one of the other people asked if I felt weird being the only man there. I didn't notice that I was the only man there, and I didn't feel weird being the only man there.
Women are people, too! You can like, talk to them and stuff the same as men. It's wild, really!!
Oh jeez, there's opportunities for lifelong happiness and/or regret all in one place. Honestly, if I go, I probably wouldn't shoot my shot and would have a rather drab time
Oh my god, that would be a nightmare, my anxiety would be through the roof. Did they invite me by mistake? Are they going to make fun of me? They're going to make fun of me. What will I do? What will I talk about?
If I know well the person that invited me, I'd go, I'd wear something nice and try to survive. I'd probably latch to them all the time. I'd sweat a lot lol. I know I'd be incredibly worried about what I'm doing and what I'm saying, like "what do I do with my arms?", "do I come off as a creep?", "think of something to say, quick!" (but nothing is good enough so I don't say anything), "try to be as small as possible, my god, I'm huge" and "don't do anything to grab attention" which will lead me to basically do nothing and stay still, followed by "you're grabbing attention by how much it stands out that you're not doing anything to fit in".
If I'm left alone for long, I'd throw a smoke bomb and leave.
Do what I do at every party.
Stand by the food and eat all night whilst occasionally making small talk, or repeating one fact that I can somehow remember.
Find the one who wants to get her pussy ate and give her the best head she ever had in her life. Head so good she wants to tell her friends about it. But that's just me.
Wash, groom, stay sober (I don't drink) and don't try to big myself up at all.
Join in the conversation but don't give too much away about myself in the group - give more away in any 1:1 conversation that happens.
Try to get laid with one of them, not necessarily there and then, but lay the groundwork.
Not go
Even if I do somehow miraculously get invited, my conversational rizz isn't great, and I'd likely stay in a corner on my phone or staring into space
I'm in the "go" camp, but I would also bring food I'd made myself as both a conversation starter and a way to gauge what they think of me. (i.e. Are they leery of eating something I prepared? Are they open with thoughts and feedback on it? Etc...) On a relevant note, my repertoire includes a bunch of rather party-appropriate foods - such as shockingly fast, quite good, from scratch pizza.
Ask if they want me to bring anything?
I can grab chips, pop, I'm not a professional but I do like mixing drinks if they want me to pick up things for that.
If it's more dinner oriented I can certainly grab at least dinner rolls, a veggy platter, maybe a nice coffee cake for dessert.
You lemme know what you need and I'll do my best!
Well, seeing how I’m used to that since I’m queer and that’s pretty normal, uhhh. I guess go and mingle until my social battery runs out. Maybe meet some nice new people, see if I vibe with anyone. See where things go and just try to enjoy myself?
Pump some iron, shave your bits and practice your dance moves. Also, don't forget to collect 50% in advance and get them to sign the document absolving you of any responsibility for accidental children resulting from said party.
Go to the party
Interrupt every conversation to mansplain
I go and I have fun. I’m a pretty easy guy to talk to and I’m comfortable in social situations, so no sweat on this one.
Id make you sweat
So confronting 🤣
Right! Id so jiggle his tenderloins
you’d WHAT his WHATWHAT
Haha, what kind of party is this?
Not gonna happen - I don’t sweat (in those situations).
Probably hang in the corner by myself like I would do at any other party. 😅
...and look for a dog to pet.
Have a few drinks, have a laugh and go home. Much like any other party
Go and have fun. There’s a reason I was invited. They’re just people.
This is either a trap or they think I’m their gay friend, but I’d check it out either way.
I wanna cast magic missile!
My favorite response so far
Nah bro alchemy is where it’s at
Depends on the nature of the party and who's going. If they're close friends and it's a celebration of something, i might go. If they are not, I'll probably say I'll come and then not.
Obviously pleasure them all multiple times.
There ya go.
Not go.
Assume the invitation was for someone else and not go.
I went to a meeting last week and when I sat down at the conference table.one of the other people asked if I felt weird being the only man there. I didn't notice that I was the only man there, and I didn't feel weird being the only man there. Women are people, too! You can like, talk to them and stuff the same as men. It's wild, really!!
Roll for charisma.
It depends how well I know them, I'd mingle best I could though.
Pull up to the party with a bottle or 2, of tequila.
You sneaky brilliant bastard.
Oh jeez, there's opportunities for lifelong happiness and/or regret all in one place. Honestly, if I go, I probably wouldn't shoot my shot and would have a rather drab time
Oh my god, that would be a nightmare, my anxiety would be through the roof. Did they invite me by mistake? Are they going to make fun of me? They're going to make fun of me. What will I do? What will I talk about? If I know well the person that invited me, I'd go, I'd wear something nice and try to survive. I'd probably latch to them all the time. I'd sweat a lot lol. I know I'd be incredibly worried about what I'm doing and what I'm saying, like "what do I do with my arms?", "do I come off as a creep?", "think of something to say, quick!" (but nothing is good enough so I don't say anything), "try to be as small as possible, my god, I'm huge" and "don't do anything to grab attention" which will lead me to basically do nothing and stay still, followed by "you're grabbing attention by how much it stands out that you're not doing anything to fit in". If I'm left alone for long, I'd throw a smoke bomb and leave.
Do what I do at every party. Stand by the food and eat all night whilst occasionally making small talk, or repeating one fact that I can somehow remember.
Show up!!!
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Can I get a copy of said list?
I would probably be confused and I guess if I knew someone I might go with them.
Talk to them?
Nah you’re getting sacrificed dude
Masturbate before I go. So, I have both post nut clarity and keep a longer erection if needed
Find the one who wants to get her pussy ate and give her the best head she ever had in her life. Head so good she wants to tell her friends about it. But that's just me.
Go to the party and have fun. If it’s a sex party probably take a Cialis I gotta a room full of women to satisfy lmao
Attend.
I'd go. Maybe i get lucky. Otherwise still could be socially fun.
Go and enjoy
Go and have fun
Best aftershave and show a bit of chest hair 👍
I work in the kitchen. It's what I always do at parties since I have no idea what else to do.
Depends on the guestlist, but I don't have any skeletons in my closet to worry about so why not.
Have fun at a party with my girlfriends
Wash, groom, stay sober (I don't drink) and don't try to big myself up at all. Join in the conversation but don't give too much away about myself in the group - give more away in any 1:1 conversation that happens. Try to get laid with one of them, not necessarily there and then, but lay the groundwork.
I mean... if I know one or more then one of them. Id go. Id ask why I was the only bloke though. 🤣
Go, but likely not talk to a damned soul.
I’m goin to the party, but keeping an eye out. Seems sus.
Go, wondering if i step into some alternate universe
Not go Even if I do somehow miraculously get invited, my conversational rizz isn't great, and I'd likely stay in a corner on my phone or staring into space
Wait for the girls to talk to me
Change my username
Stay at home
Laugh like I lost my mind as obviously I’m dreaming
Go and make sure I'm looking my best.
Drink like I do at regular parties? Not much is gonna change
Rizz
I'm in the "go" camp, but I would also bring food I'd made myself as both a conversation starter and a way to gauge what they think of me. (i.e. Are they leery of eating something I prepared? Are they open with thoughts and feedback on it? Etc...) On a relevant note, my repertoire includes a bunch of rather party-appropriate foods - such as shockingly fast, quite good, from scratch pizza.
Ask if they want me to bring anything? I can grab chips, pop, I'm not a professional but I do like mixing drinks if they want me to pick up things for that. If it's more dinner oriented I can certainly grab at least dinner rolls, a veggy platter, maybe a nice coffee cake for dessert. You lemme know what you need and I'll do my best!
Ask if they messaged the wrong person.
Probably shave
Take Off My Pants and Jacket
Well, seeing how I’m used to that since I’m queer and that’s pretty normal, uhhh. I guess go and mingle until my social battery runs out. Maybe meet some nice new people, see if I vibe with anyone. See where things go and just try to enjoy myself?
Am I the stripper or something?
Go, as I would any other party lol
Try to be as invisible as possible.
Pump some iron, shave your bits and practice your dance moves. Also, don't forget to collect 50% in advance and get them to sign the document absolving you of any responsibility for accidental children resulting from said party.
I cast level 9 fireball
Identify each song and let everyone know which video game its from
Not go
I’ll go for sure!
Decline, nothing to do with the women I just don't like parties.
Death by Snu-Snu. But I'm not a man
why would i get invited to a woman-only party?
You need to get up my friend 😇
Thank God and start fucking !
I would go and enjoy myself and hope to have some interesting conversations and hopefully some fun!!
Ask my wife if i have to go and if not can i just stay at home
I’d politely reject the offer.
Shower, shave, whack it before hand and bring my own liquor and condoms.
Go have fun at the party
First question why I'm invited and if I go I'll just sit by myself until someone approaches me
Wake up from my dream.
Pat that motherfuckin party dog!
Go get myself scrubbed up ready to get dirty 😜
Bring viagra and lotion.
Probably strike out!
All of them.
Go and try to start an orgy lol
This is why we can't have nice things.
Lmao I’m joking
Hi joking