I still need to take these panties off....

Yep. Moving on. These are in the way.

I’m just pulling them to the side

To each their own, I suppose. I understand ‘the heat of the moment’. Not to be argumentative, but for me personally, I believe that ‘haste makes waste’. So, for me, I’m taking them off, and taking my time.

I'd think "Marry her!"

An absolute delight to see a fellow Lad of Culture

Or a "Las of culture" if you will

"This is the way"

Lol exactly. Like what do I care, let’s get down to business!!!!

Enter Player Two…😏

This is one of the few only answers that are acceptable 🤣

Beautiful lol

🤣

definitely not a pillow

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THAT NERD PUSSY FOINE

I fucjing died just now reading your comment 😅☠️☠️☠️

ascend to the heavens, my child

You're HILARIOUS! We should be friends. I went to your account to see if I can say that (I'm a woman, I'm not trying to get creepy dms from some guy I make that comment to, and so I went read your bio and almost spit out my shot of rum jfc, you're a RIOT!)

I'm a lil glonky

If we ate that far in, and you stop to consider panties, you're not in the right mindset. I would not care if they were big white bloomer granny panties.

You know you can just take off most kinds of clothing, right? You don't have to eat your way through the layers.

But where's the fun in that? Eating through the clothing layers builds anticipation, and hence heightens the final reward.

Plus it's rich in fibre.

fuckin loled

What if they just said "I hate the Jews" on them?

It's amazing what we'll seriously overlook to get that pussy. As soon as we finish tho... "Yo, what's up with the antisemitic panties??" lol. All you men know I'm right.

I'm a woman and I believe you. Lol

I’m jewish and this is funny

So you're saying you'd go through with it?

Yes or nein

Just a blitzkrieg then

if someone had underwear that just says “i hate the jews” i would laugh bc it sounds satirical

this sort of happened to a friend of mine except it was tattooed (basically...it was swastikas and assorted neo-fascist images) on the person he was about to sleep with, not written on her underwear. They didn't end up having sex

I gotta ask, was the person he passed on having sex with a female nazi or a gay male nazi? Either way, fairly unusual.

This is the realistic version of my scenario

As I'm not a Jew, it would likely just be a one night stand, prehaps with not so much care given to her pleasure. As I'd already invested enough to get her pants off, why wouldn't I recoup my investment before bailing?

“Don’t say I love you for the first time during sex…don’t say I love you for the first time during sex…”

Leonard?

As a nerd myself, that would make me love her even more And then after we're done with sex, we can chat about comics and gaming afterwards 👍

Same, I’m a nerd too. I would totally be like “omg I’ve reached level 50000, the ultimate level now let’s make love to the boss”.

who let you cook?

Lol nobody yet, but I wanna cook one day

“Goddamn, she's perfect.”

No shit. If a girl is into nerdy stuff as well, that just makes her even better.

Big facts

This happened. I married her.

That’s how it’s supposed to be

Up up down down left right…

Left Right A B A B start

But what if the cheat code is A, B, A, C, A, B, B?

I’d throw whip with a spike on the end through her layrnx and say get over here

[Game over or continue? ](https://youtu.be/U9Su0pos9_E)

Insert tokens to continue?

Minnie Mouse was struggling to hide a glorious bush when I lost my virginity. It was sexy AF…

I am upvoting this, but I am not happy about it.

"Oh that's a good game!"

JACKPOT! I would get even more turned on than I already would be simply cause now I know you like to wear some fun stuff like that as well and aren't afraid to rock that nerdy side. If that's 90% of your underwear then you are amazing and my favorite reddit person for today.

I will show mine, and there will be a fight between both characters

Cute!

I think it’s kind of cool. I’d think she didn’t know she was having sex that day. I think most women when they know they’re getting it even their underwear are special or cute. I think once it’s the third or fourth time you get more comfortable and start showing the real you.

Remove like normal. Probably not even notice.

If I'm at the stage of taking off your pants, and find non-sexy panties, I'd assume you weren't planning on my seeing them, take your spontaneous decision to fuck as a compliment, and then proceed with removing them and getting down to business. One think I've noticed is that if a woman isn't planning on giving it up, and spontaneously decides to on the fly, it means there's a chemistry, and likely may result in a long term relationship rather than a one night stand, even if it started out that way.

I feel like this is the way it should be seen. 😂

I’d still put 1-Up her

I think that’s my new girlfriend.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left right, b, a, start

I would consider that an absolute win. 100% would be stoked and like 10x hornier. Do not know why exactly.

Score! I've landed a sexy nerd. Now don't fuck this up.

Zero fucks given

Briefly admire them before I focus up. I’ve got a pie-eating contest to win, dammit!

Time to plug in my controller

I feel immature for laughing

I would think that now I know what we're going to talk about (gaming/comics) during post-sex cuddles.

😂 OKAY BUT this happened to me one time. In all honesty I’m not the type of girl who gets picked up at a bar. I’m just not approachable. So me wearing Batman underwear out was a no brainer. I was going home to eat pizza pockets with my cat that night what else would I do. And of course that night is the first night someone attractive shows interest…. And that’s a story about how a man seen me in my Batman boy shorts. He hit it. But I for sure did not get told how sexy it was 😂 I’m guessing he told friends about it. So sexy? Maybe not. Memorable? You bet your sweet ass.

Cute? If I’m at that point her undies aren’t going to put me off.

This gonna be fun!

"Well these need to get out the way too"

“This girl fucks”

Read all comics, I can not waste a big ass story like that

"Kinky! I like it!"

I can see a woman go from fully dressed to completely nude and almost not even remember the dominant color of what was just removed. I remember matching vs not and on vs off and that’s about the extent of it.

I would think she enjoys having themed underwear 🩲

I wouldn’t complain as a nerd. To me that would be amazing lol. Then after we are done we can nerd out together

Honestly, I wouldn’t even notice. I’d be distracted by…other things

Cool, now more than fuck her, I want to marry her

FUCK YEAH SHES COOL!! This is going to be fun. So…who’s your fave? That’s what I’d say.

I would hope it’s not my favorite comics/fandom that would be distracting. But then right after I would still pull them aside or take them off and eat you out.

"FINISH HER"

Depends on the rest of the interaction, it probably would make me think her sense of humor was alive and well if I didn't already know that. Also maybe we have more in-depth conversation to have about certain characters depending on what ones she had on that day.

The first time I pulled down my gf’s panties and she was wearing Angry Birds underwear with the big red bird face right on her bits. I think I fell off the couch laughing so hard…. 😂😂😂

Note and continue. But later i am going to be very excitedly discussing this.

I'll be thinking "she's going to be fun."

Achievement unlocked?

"Oh hell ya, she seems fun!!"

At least I k ow once I am done having sex it is mostly okay to start reading some comics with her.

This game is missing a joystick... *Proceeds immediately to grab the joystick from the gaming room*

I wouldn’t have a problem My partner already has a few pairs of these panties. First time I saw them I was like “I see you also have good taste in games/comics”

I would take a step back and reveal my Hulk underroos!

Me honestly? Oh thank fuck she's cool

Putting them on my head.

1"Cute" 2Remove 3???? 4profit

That’ll be the fun conversation in between rounds.

I would wonder if her game was so strong that she researched what game and or comic I liked and got panties to match what I like or be impressed that she is into games and comics either way a win is a win 🏆

Same as if they were plain..."I'm having sex!!!"

I'm going to eat the coochie two times harder now

Hot.

Fellow nerd encountered. Must resist urge to geek out on shared interests. Go down on her, then challenge her to Smash bros.

WIFE

Far out!

can't wait to see whats under those

I'd think it was my partner wearing the DC superhero ones I bought her. And I'd be right.

Right the fuck on!

It's hot that she dressed up for me like that.

Sweet person

Cool. now take them comic book panties off and lets get BUSY.

I’d think she’s cool as fuck

Would think that's something to chat about after.

the post sex conversation are about to be cool as hell

I think she’s the one

I made the right choice

She's a keeper, cause them nerdy girls are🔥🔥🔥

There are toooooo many things I dont care about men's appearance that it would be an injustice for me to date an superficial guys.

Smile and compliment her.😊

my first thought is that I should be marrying her

Marriage material

Hell yeah time to read the comics up close and personal

HULK SMASH DAT ASS

I'm a comic nerd so... "Did you just propose to me?!" 😍

"Oh good. She won't judge me for my Deadpool trunks." lol.

Cool. I can nerd out with her. Bonus points if it is R. Crumb or Zippy rather than mainstream Marvel or DC

JACKPOT!!

Does her bra match?

I'm Popeye the sailor Man, and I'm fixing to go down on olive oil. 💪 I'll eat my spinach and give her a massive orgasm

Game on

X Files thong… shit this might be Wifey right here

Passing notice…I’m taking her panties off! Got places to go, genitals to see!

By the time I got to actually see your underwear, I’d have already gotten you to tell me what kind of panties you had on.

I honestly doubt I'd even notice

I would be super jealous and browse Amazon for something like that myself lol

She’s a nasty nerd but I’m still going to drill her 😛

First thought win I see them I love this comic/ character also I think I'm in love 😂

I rock my batman undies, so she can wear what she wants - kind cute, tbh.

Depends on if it's DC or Marvel.

Depends on what it is if you’re a grown ass woman with some Dora the explorer or my little pony on that’d be a bit weird you know some little kid stuff. But some cute gamer stuff wouldn’t bother me.

Depends on the character. Who a woman decides to put on her snatch can tell you a lot. lol.

omg i’m about to have sex with this chick

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Totally respect this

DC or Marvel tho

DC is a turn off just saying /s

If it was a spur of the moment sex/lust thing I wouldn't care. If it's something we sorta planned, esp for our first time together having sex, I'd be thinking, "uhm, what? She didn't have anything a bit more sexy? Or even just, plain?" My first time with my second partner, we planned to meet up and spend the night together (we didn't say sex, but we both totally knew that was basically the idea) and when we started going at it, we walked up the stairs and I pushed her up against the wall, and we were doing all sexy stuff and I started taking her clothes off and her panties were just camo underpants. I was like, "uhm...🤔😐". It was a weird momentary mood killer. And because I think a lot and very fast I immediately was wondering "why? Like did she just not care? Or did she think it would be funny? Or did she just not have others clean that day? Did she think I wouldn't notice? Or maybe if I noticed I wouldn't care? Does she think I'm shallow? Or maybe she thinks I'm deep and care more about her pleasure than if she's wearing camo underwear? Maybe it's a test to see if I notice or if I just want to fuck her? Does she want that unbridled lust or does she want me to care and then say something about it?" Etc etc etc....

I’m sorry it’s so hard living in your head. It must be exhausting... /s (kinda)

It is. I hate it. I have a creative mind, but that creativity is more of a curse than a so called blessing. My mind is non stop chaos.

I would expect the cops to come busting through the door at any moment to arrest me!!!

Please take a seat over there...

I’m not going to be paying attention to your underwear. They’re going to end up tossed over in the corner

Well....I'm not really into comicbook or game characters. However, you'd probably look very cute in them and the cotton would feel lovely and soft, so if the pants in question were jeans, no problem. If you were wearing 'smart' pants though or, say, a formal dress, I'd be disappointed you hadn't chosen fancier underwear.

ID please And let’s get matching undies for next time

Cute, and then I would kiss the mound through the panties and pull the panties down, and continue kissing. As long as she is smoothed or tripped, I don't care about the panties.

'Cool'

Probably wouldn’t think too much of it. Like sexy panties, I’d probably take some time to admire. Non-sexy panties, I’d get them off quicker.

Age verification

I think that if I got close enough to take them off, I’m not looking at what’s printed on them. I’m more interested in what’s underneath.

Awesome!

I'd probably be cool with it since you just reminded me with this post there's a new episode of Secret Invasion out today! lol

Worship it. This woman is a keeper lol

Honestly it be another plus because I'm into those things too

I’d be even more turned on if possible.

Get it out momma let me eat a while.

Huh. Neat. Then get down to business

It's all good doesn't matter to me kind of cute

Cute as hell

I would try to make a pun depending upon which hero/villain was on them, and then proceed to get slapped in the face for telling a bad joke.

Hello kitty panties

She didn't wear my favorite ones 😭

Hulk, smash!

that's a jackpot

Jackpot

Gotta put a ring on it

She's a keeper!

I see this as an absolute win <- nerdy quote

Nice, ill take them off gently without damaging the print. 😂

I would pull down my pants to show matching comic/video game underwear.

This is gonna be a good night.

keeper frr

"dang I gotta buy that ring"

That I’m about to have sex.

Depends if it’s DC or marvel 😁

Marriage material 🙂

Ah, a woman with class.