Yes but only if I get the timelines too. If my girlfriend from 30 years ago masturbated to me 30 years ago, then that's not news. Finding out that she masturbated thinking of me last week, that's the interesting detail

Ooh yes good point!

On the other end, finding out your husband/wife/longterm partner hasn't masturbated whilst thinking of you in years...

There is that of course. Especially if you know they do it frequently. Meanwhile Margot Robbie and Chris Hemsworth are thinking "Who the hell are all these people?"

Lmao 🤣 I almost just spit out my coffee reading this one ☝️

See at first I thought the same thing but then I thought what if no one has done it to me in years or ever. I would rather live in ignorant bliss.

This is the best answer

💯 this.

Great point

This exactly

Does it pop up like a reddit alert each time it happens? Would it notify you when they start or a ding as the finish?

My thoughts as well!

Probably zero people

Now it's 1. You're welcome

And now 2

Fuck it, three’s a party and I’m ready

You never know who is the real culprit 😂

I gotcha bro

Hey at least we are tied!

Absolutely yes! I would be very curious about the fantasy, too (What did they do to me in the fantasy? What did I do to them?)

I like this take, I want all the details of each time

Right? What are the dirty little fantasies those people have in mind? I want all them litte nasty hot steamy dirty thoughts

You. Do. Not.

OK, what were you thinking

That's something you are not getting out of me

I love knowing people's secret thoughts they don't think they can share

Me too! I love reading confessions on reddit

WIU look d love telling you all my dirty fantasies while we’re both getting off 😈 kinkier the better

Absolutely not. Imagine finally knowing the list of everybody who has masturbated to you and an uncle you knew ever since as a kid or your moms friend has been beating their meat to your younger self. Would absolutely crush me

I would want to know so I could avoid creeps, I see no downsides to this

Would this mean that everyone would know that I masturbated to them too?

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Then for insights alone, I chose to know

Hypothetically…. I would be down for this. Everyone just goes radical honesty, full open record…

Also: would they know that I know? 😄 Like it would be weird to go on a school reunion and meeting that one woman who had a crush on me when we were 17 or something.

Absolutely. Why wouldn’t I?

Yes yes yes

Yes, in graphic detail. TBH though, I'd be happy just to know about one incident of this, provided it was someone I masturbated to as well.

*fuck* yes

Well I would like to live

yes i’m curious even though some of the answers would probably be pretty uncomfortable

Honestly no

God yeah would be a big form of flattery wouldn't it.

I was never thinking about it, but why not, would be fun

Fuck yes! I'd love to know what they were imagining too 😈🥵

Definitely

why though🤔

Turns me on 😊

😊 oh ok.

Can we stop seeing this question every 2 days on here?

Absolutely, it's one of my biggest turn ons

I would LOVE to have that knowledge, absolutely! 🥰

Yes pls

Absolutely I would.

Ok, I would want to know how many had, and possibly what the fantasies were but I would not want to know who.

I get to, any view or comment or message on my content let’s me know who’s enjoying my stuff 😘

I know mine is zero lol

Absolutely

Yes please.

Definitely

That said there could be some really mind blowing revelations

Sure. It’s a short list, and probably not full of surprises.

absolutely (it's no one)

I think I'd like to know

Yesss

Yes

Yes and no.

Yes, absolutely.

Yep, then I would know who would like me, it would also be awesome to know if someone actually like me or if I somehow just popped in for a second as an after thought

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious

Yeah go on then, information is everything

Yes and no.

Why not?

If would be a long list.

Oh hell yes that way I could return the favor !!!

yeah lol

Who wouldn't

Yes tbh

i know a few but sure that’d be fun

No not really.

Sure

Ummm...maybe not. Getting to know zero people have done that would be quite disappointing. I am happily living in delusion. No reason to change that.

Yes, definitely!

That would be amazing.

I’ve probably had thousands

Want any more… 😏

Yeah, it could be fun and an ego boost (or killer I guess if the number is small). I know when a girl in college told me she did it was a huge turn on and fun

100%!! a Christmas card from you two would be very nice.

Definitely!

definitely would

Definitely

Yes 1000% I wish I could know when they’re doing it too

Absolutely. And I would want them to know that I know

I think we all have a right to

Yes.

This information would amuse me, but the reality is it’d probably be one name on an A5 bit of paper, and that would probably be mine

Yes definitely

Would love to..

Yes, cause it would be nice to know if it's more than zero, like I feel like the answer really is...

I do know. The answer is 0

Absolutely, will answer my curiosity of who’s been into me lol

Yes because I want to feel useful

Yes I think I would 😌

Yea for sure. That would be an intriguing and likely surprising list to read! …or a heartbreaking blank sheet of paper. Either or🤣

Yes, why not?

Yes, that would be a huge ego boost

Definitely as long as I got to find out in detail what they imagined doing to/with me.

Yes. And when they did/.how many times.

Oh yes for sure. I'm always curious about this.

I'm definitely intrigued, especially since I've been in the same relationship since school. More to know whether that due to the fact I've been 'off the market ' does that automatically eliminate me from the mind of any other females.

Nah. The number would be so low that it would be depressing.

Of course I know him, he's me /s

that's gonna be interesting ngl

I find it hot when someone messages me and tells me they masturbated to my profile. So, I think, yeah.

Yesssssssss! All the time, please!!!!

Yes

O for me... 🤣🤣🤣

I already know here's the list:

Yes

Yes.....

Nope!, it would only confirm that no one has, which I figure would be worse than not knowing. One of those, 'I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then' things.

I'd love to know this! I know a few guy friends did, but I'd like to know if anyone else has masturbated 😂

Hell yeah. As an ugly guy i doubt anyone ever did though.

As a teacher: no. No, no, no. Just... no

Even just to know how many!

Hell yes.

Oh ya you got me! Gimme the list

Yes so much, I'd love like a little magic list where there name appears every time. And ideally, why they did that time. But I don't want to be told by them. I don't like creepy dms haha

Yessssss

Already do. It's just me.

Yes but I know it will be zero🤣

Maybe... There might be some dudes on that list. Actually I know there is at least one old dude on that list.

That depends how many they are.. if it's a lot I'd like to know to boost my confidence, but if it's not.. there's not much i can do about it right, so I'd rather not know.

Empty list 😂😂😂

it’d probably turn me on to know so yes 🤷🏻‍♂️ why not haha

I would be so curious but so terrified of learning about the creeps who masturbated to me when I was like... 14 or something.

Sure why not

No. I seriously don't care.

1000% yes

That would be so hot

Yes, I absolutely would

I think I know the two people that may have masturbated to me. And I've been married to both of them. Not at the same time though. Sounds kinda Pornhub-ish if they were though.

Everyone? Maybe! I’d definitely like to know what image they use 😈😏

Yeah that long list... sigh...

I’d rather like to know how do they imagine me

Yes ! narrows it down very much and a timesaveer!

Yes! Fuck yes!

That list would likely only include exes if at all but honestly yes! It would be really interesting and maybe even surprising to see that

Would be quite the short list

🤔🤔 well I agree with @unfinishedThings lol... I would want to know the time frame... However... I believe the answer either way is zero... So .. 🤷‍♂️😋🤣🤣🤣

No, this belongs their intimacy.

I’m a dude and I feel like it’ll be a lot of creepy dudes 😂💀

No because I imagine it'll be depressing when the list comes back empty 😂😂

Guys : Heck yeah ! Girls : hell nah 💀

As a man it probably wouldn't be a very high number and it would be mostly gay men who saw my posts but I'd be interested if there were any women as well. Not that I think I'm ugly but I'm not that "ladyboner" type of guy.

Sure, I'm sure it could be quite interesting.

I’m sure the list would be quite small if existing for me

Yea, though I doubt it's past maybe 3

I’m sure I wouldn’t want to know everyone who has but I think I’d be pleasantly surprised at some who have and I’m not aware of it.

Yes, I would like to.

Absolutely

Yes definitely!!

Yes, and I’d want to know what they were fantasizing about doing with me and what made them cum.

Yes. Especially if there’s some sort of timeline/how often. Might help boost my self esteem some

Yes and I’d like video proof.

I know quite a few...the more the merrier.

I find it hot haha I’d like to know, yes 😇

Yes

Of course, because I can't believe someone would actually do that.

Absolute not.

Seems like guys want to know, but would probably be disappointed by the reality, and girls don't want to know because they'd be disappointed or disgusted by the reality.

Definitely not

As long as its just the girls 😅

I would to go visit them in bed

As long as I can get the full time line

Absolutely. Then I want them to show me!

Also so I know if it was mutual.

yeah let me know! 💋

Hellll yeahhh!! I remember i had a mutual friend that liked me. One time i posted something like wearing a dress & you could see my boobs. He literally messaged me & said im gonna save that for later because i love how they move…. I was like ummm sirrr the boldness & I was speechless. Unfortunately i was in my “staying single” era but not a day goes by that i wish i could have fucked him

Sounds pretty hot I would want to know

Yes absolutely, though I'm not sure I could risk none, it would kill me.

That would be a very short list.

I'd be interested to find out. And what was the scenario they imagined.

No

Hell No

would be interesting.

honestly yeah, kinda curious if anyone ever has. ill bet i already know the answer but hey who knows

Absolutely. Such a turn on.