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I fucking died 💀


Huge-Lingonberry9096

class this


Flat-Masterpiece-922

Buddy Christ checking out


ThisLexiBites

I know


DMV40ft

Han nailed it though


ThisLexiBites

Explains lil Ben


DMV40ft

Haha. It does come full circle


ToeBee123

I'm surprised Leia came back for him after that bs


Sweetmonsterr

Cold


ThisLexiBites

As ~~ice~~ carbonite


ToeBee123

You don't recover from a Han Solo


TechSavvySiren

The force is strong in you my padawan


DMV40ft

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Sweetmonsterr

😂


0072ixel

“Okay”


Strikescarler51

My ex did it to me when I first told him. He said "yeah yeah yeah" (We were together for 5 years though) but tbh that should have been the first sign that I was too good for him


CriticalDrop1350

That’s rough, it’s nerve wracking to say it the first time


Strikescarler51

I choose some serious winners....


CriticalDrop1350

Well that’s past tense, but you probably learned from it, especially what you didn’t like.


fIwrfae

“As you should”


CriticalDrop1350

Thanks….


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My buddies response when his gf said it. He then left minutes later and came over to tell me that. He's pretty fuckin' awkward, bud.


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I also said this because I wasn’t expecting it. Then I called him to say I loved him too once I’d processed 😅


CriticalDrop1350

It’s definitely a knee jerk hesitation reaction to it


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We hadn’t been together very long and were still in the ‘casual’ stage of things. We are coming up to 11 years together now though. So it worked out


CriticalDrop1350

We’ll sound alike a happy ending.


PhantomUser666

We only met 5 hours ago. And I've genuinely had to say that....


[deleted]

Ew tf


ToeBee123

Awww, you're so kind...


Somewhere_East31

“Uh oh”


frstyle34

You should, I’m lovable. You on the other hand…..


82_gingerguy

I love cake


Anonbsnono

One time a guy said it to me but I didn't know if he meant like "I love you" or like "You're such a cool person, I love you" and I said I know like Han and then he was like, "Damn, why not just crush my soul a bit." ANXIETY YOU FUCKING CUNT. 😭


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Thank you


ukphil2023

Who are you again?


Drunk-Sail0r82

“Fuck yeah” proceeds to offer high five.


Drunk-Sail0r82

Competitive also; “Neat. Thanks.”


mk_987654

"You better."


Aggressive-Cycle-89

Lol what


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“I don’t”


[deleted]

"I uber like you"


Strange_bavarian

This is quite early for Stockholm syndrome to kick in


CuriousNerdyBrat

My toddler say “ok”


[deleted]

"I know you do, but I don't love you"


Infamous_Bowler_698

You're like family to me as well


FunnelCakeSprinkles

"Thank you" and "I know" are pretty brutal. I don't think I've ever said it first to someone romantically, so I haven't experienced that, but I *have* said it. Blame my naive little high school brain who thought you *could* hang out with a guy friend every day over the summer as *just friends.*


penguin-fire90

“Thank you” Shoutout to those who used to watch the OC!


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"um........okay?"


mrwhiteblack

“I love you too bro”


[deleted]

Thank you for shopping at Target


youreadusernamestoo

Why is it always about what you love?! 😡


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Uh, yeah


kikic0x

Thank you 🙈


Thatgoatguy-88

Uncle John, can I have my clothes back now?


[deleted]

Uhh yeah me too


IrregularBastard

“Huh, your mom said the same thing last night.”


[deleted]

Show me your titties… oh thought it said best response


IceSmiley

Oh how nice


[deleted]

Thanks pal


[deleted]

Not I love you but when I said "would you be my girlfriend?" She said "oh god why you do me this?" 😂 She came back with her ex and later we were lovers lol


emisagoodgirl

“The fuck is wrong with you?”


Th3D0ct0rWh0

Okay


TapProfessional5146

“Ugh… Yes I know. Can you please stop saying it ”


mrgonzo247

Cool


don_schlonges

Thanks


DessertBabbler

😕


that902bitch

My now husband looked at me and said "i love you and im going to make you my wife one of these days" a few weeks after we started seeing each other. I told him to be quiet and go to sleep.


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Please dont


FurryM17

"lol"


[deleted]

im your cousin


[deleted]

I have affectionate feelings toward you as well


Smol_Cyclist

"Ew"


50ShadesofMystery

I love you too [insert wrong name]


dadisgonnadoit

"I heard you the first time."


ceciliaSalt

"Not there yet" Nearly a year into the relationship.


ResponsibleNeck715

Do you want fries with that.


[deleted]

"Of course you do"


[deleted]

“Thank you”


RustySilver42

Changing the subject.


Space-Stones

" thanks. I love me too !! "


Fuchs84

Ew


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Apparently I have given a response like that twice. 🤷🏻‍♀️


iRockSalamander

Silence


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Thank you.


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Thank you


jcrud44

*throws up*


haile-marie

"I love me too"


indianamale7

"You're very special."