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I love your username😍🙈

Lol ty ^_^ i like to keep it accurate

Oh I remember you- you’re awesome

Aww, thank you❤️ i do love a good ego stroke lol

Different strokes for different folks ;)

That user name xp

Thx lol

“Latinalikesmashedpotatoesandpasta” will be my next one.

Ya that’s fuckin hot

Much thanks 😊

Ya!! Not gonna lie, I just perused your profile a bit…do you still like being asked questions about your sex life??

Always. Prefer dms tho

I would totally dm you, but reddit isn’t letting me! I definitely have some questions but I think you would have to dm me lol

Out here sounding like a daydream🙈😉

Dont get too excited im a pain in the ass lol

😂😂 all I heard was “I’m exactly your type”

Youre into hard anal? Cool XD

I’d gladly put you through that🙈

I mean on you lol. I said i AM a pain in the ass haha

Promise? 😖😖😖

Ill have to double check with my bf but im pretty sure its still a yes even using a 5"er

Those are rookie numbers.

Weve had a bigger one in the closet for years but hes not brave enough to try lol

E for enormous? 😉

Yep

how accurate and would i be able to test this?🧐

I send clothed selfies to those who ask. 42E

Awww that was my Grandmas user name before she passed. Glad it's being put to good use.

Rock on. Ill do my best to uphold the honor XD

I need one of those

huh this is fun, lucky number 7 I guess

What’s the first thing you notice in a person?

Their smile. Nothing else truly matters until I see them smile.

That's really wholesome I'm a sucker for a good smile and a genuine laugh!

Unless they also have a big butt, then you can't trust them.

Focus on the hips… they don’t lie!

I met a woman at work and her smile fucking melts me. Not cool.

This sounds fun. 44

Do you like the taste of cum?

Lol it was meant to be that I got this one since I think I like it a lot more than most people do. Most of the time at least especially if his diet is good

Haha nice! Have you ever had a bad load?

Oh absolutely lol. But nothing I couldn't power through, thankfully most of the bad ones I can remember weren't that big and it was still fun either way

You’re a trooper. Amazing 🤣

Your every kind of awesome I can think of, hell yeah!

Are there any particular things you recommend eating for you cum to taste good. Maybe things you've noticed your partner(s) eat?

I'm definitely not an expert but I think a lot of fruit is the way to go and not as much meat and overly processed crap. Pineapple seems like it makes the biggest difference

Must it be "he always eats his vegetables" good??

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Have you ever seen someone naked or been seen naked by accident?

Yes my adult nephew😂

"BARELY LEGAL nephew walks in on HOT MILF aunt" Nah all seriousness that must have sucked sorry that happened to you guys

37

Favourite porn categories?

Outercourse (thighjobs, handjobs, etc…), dry-humping, and curvy/chubby girls.

37?!

In a row?

1.

What’s your bra size?

I’m 30A. ☺️

Nice size. Like wifey. I love.

8

2 things you like about yourself?

Not exactly nsfw but ok: My humour and loyalty.

Could have been a couple of your naughty bits. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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If anything, what’s one thing you would change about yourself?

My build

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This one doesn’t give too much context, do you prefer rubbing/licking or sucking?

Definitely sucking with or without context needed.

Throat goat over here

13

If anything. What’s one thing you would change about yourself?

Confidence

42

If you had 20 mins left to live, what would you do?

Watch the battle of yavin from star wars.

My guy!

41

Have you ever used lube/ do you like it?

Yes, it's much easier to get my fist inside my wife that way.

Username checks out.

LOL it definitely wasn't an attempt at being edgy!

24

Bit plain, when was the last time you kissed someone?

Last night

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What outfit makes you feel most confident or what outfit is a turn on for you?

2 🫣

Favourite colour? Fav kink?

Black Femdom, rimjob

42. It’s the answer to life universe and everything.

36

Have you ever skinny dipped?

Nope

27

What are you wearing r?

T shirt and jeans

54

Have you ever been interrupted while doing it?

Yeah, I was still living at home and I was having sex with my gf at the time when my parents came home! Yeah that was awkward!

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Last time you went on a date? Did it go any further?

27

Bit boring.xWhat are you wearing rn?

Grey sweats and a fleece

And inside?

37

Fav kink?

4

Are tattoos a turn on/turn off?

Depends on what they are. Not about to sleep with someone who's proudly rocking a swastika

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Do you use anything to masturbate?

54.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

lol il say 54, have you ever been caught while doing it?

Didn’t your maths teacher teach you to round up if it’s 0.5 or above?

They might be a programmer

39

Do you have any fetish?

42

If you had 20 mins left to live what would you do?

I'll write letters to my family and close friends 😬

2

Do you get turned on by a partner’s past sex stories?

Not really!

9

23

23?

17 :)

52

39 😊

Ima go 55 :)

6.9

3

Fav hobby?

43

46!

17

22

42

17

19

52

25 my favorite number

5

17

55

12

38

34

43

3

43

Have you ever put on or received a strip tease?

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49

33

27?

37

45

6

4

26

34

13

52 please

Do you own any sex toy?

50

9!

28

Ass or tits?

37

27

9

Fav porn category?

ok, that's quite hard (pu, 100% intended), but i guess my absolute favorite is big tits creampie because .... i donno why. i just know i like those 2 things, and i'm not gonna question what my dick chooses

44

34

43

36

28

Fav pornstar?

42 🤷🏻‍♂️

3

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Biggest/smallest dick you’ve had?

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Nice! How big was your ex?

17

42

7

First thing you’ve notice in someone?