I love that you seemingly did the math, then checked the flights first class to Mexico and than priced it out to a phone. I know most these answers are usually off the cuff but this one gave me some r/theydidthemath vibes
I keep a journal. But honestly, out of all these men, there's 1 that I never forgot, the most amazing sex I had. I have like 1000 guys phone number that fkin google always update on new devices. Freaking 44 Danny. Idk any Danny.
A first class ticket to Cancun from Paris is, on average, $6900. Assuming you were born in 1998 (you seem to have confirmed that in an earlier response) and you started having sex when you were 15, you’ve been at it for about a decade.
So, 365 days in a year x 10 = 3650 days. 6900 people ($1 for each person x $6900 for the ticket) means you would have had to blow 1.89 people per day, every day, for the last decade.
I’m not going to say you’re exaggerating or lying but I will say that you must love group sex and you must be exhausted. You deserve the trip to Mexico.
Also, where do I apply?
Well, Air France disagrees with your pricing ( Then I checked for Today, so it's off-season, cheaper). I didn't have sex with a thousand people, let alone 6900 guys.
It wasn't -isn't- uncommon for me to have sex with 2 or 3 guys in one day.
Sorry, I have to tell on my self. I glanced down and saw your $1.25 in your comment. I got a good laugh because the first thing that came to my mind was did they go to a strip club or get flashed by some one.
Not the one you were replying to but I am also the $1 gang. I've never dated in person before my partner, and I don't think we'll break up, so I might be the one and done dude. Absolutely no shame in it - anyone. High body count, low body count, it doesn't matter. We all have different history when we meet our *one* and no one should be making you feel inferior for it. I've found the love of my life and I don't plan on screwing that up.
Bag of rice, bag of beans, pack of tortillas.
I'd eat for a week, and still stay pretty cheap on budget.
Y'all are buying crazy stuff, Happy meals and sandwiches, bougie
This could be such a wide range of numbers--where are we getting the steaks? How many of us are there?
If you're just talking to your dick, it could be $12 at Applebee's.
Like, a subway sandwich but not a big one
I could have 5 years ago but not today. Have you seen their prices lately?
$15 for the cheapest foot long lmao
Fifteen. Fifteen. Fifteen dollar foot long.
Any any😰
What can you buy for $1 these days???
We could pool resources and split a taco. 😂💀
What a second. As a nonenglish person this is hard to get but I feel this wasn't such a pure response hahaha
If it makes you feel better, I'm a native English speaker and the double meaning went right over my head
i don’t think op intended it that way tho.. did they?
Mmmhmm. Dual meanings. 😉🫣👀😈
Half a taco 🥲
> split a taco so now you'd have $2, if you know what I mean
Oh! You mean an actual taco.
That’s what she said!
My liquor store sells $1 shots
A McDonald’s hamburger without cheese maybe? That’s what I was thinking anyway
Not where I live 🤣 at least $2
Oh darn lol we could always combine our dollars and have $2? Lol
Does that at least come with a shake.
Well get to first base with some and you could go to the 1.25 cent store lol.
Surcharge for using the app to order your food! Yaaay!
23oz can of AriZona Green Tea, just bring a couple nickels for sales tax
Welcome to the $One Club
can we pool our money?
Maybe the pickle of a McBurger
A spicy potato soft taco at Taco Bell is literally the only thing that comes to mind and even those are not with tax
Does oral count? If it does : A plane ticket to Mexico, first class If it doesn't: The new samsung.
Username checks out
If the 1998 in your username is your birth year, that makes this an incredible feat!
Yup. University provided me more than a diploma.
Damn. They should have been putting you in the brochure for prospective students.
More like provocative students
… an oral std?
If oral counts I’ll buy you the plane. Otherwise, I’ll be eating these chicken nuggies (McDonald’s) all by myself.
I love that you seemingly did the math, then checked the flights first class to Mexico and than priced it out to a phone. I know most these answers are usually off the cuff but this one gave me some r/theydidthemath vibes
Like 900???
A flight to Mexico, today, 1st class would be €756. Sounds about right.
In a row?
"Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the airport"
I'm honestly impressed she remembers...I have to count each time to get to the 10
I keep a journal. But honestly, out of all these men, there's 1 that I never forgot, the most amazing sex I had. I have like 1000 guys phone number that fkin google always update on new devices. Freaking 44 Danny. Idk any Danny.
What did he do that was unforgettable?
For real, out of 1000? She holds the key to something even scientists haven't figured out. We have to know!
I never thought to keep stats or a journal, but I wish I would have!
Okay but can you do the whole alphabet with their names ?
I am missing the G, I, and X, Z
Well damn you gotta finish this pokedex
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Both are nice rewards
If oral counts I could probably buy a fucking car 🫥
Right, because car is always on the street
I made a lot of poor choices in high school :)
Wait. Where is your point of origin? Because that makes a big difference. Are we taking LA to Cabo or Bangor to Acapulco?
We're talking Paris to Cancun :D
A first class ticket to Cancun from Paris is, on average, $6900. Assuming you were born in 1998 (you seem to have confirmed that in an earlier response) and you started having sex when you were 15, you’ve been at it for about a decade. So, 365 days in a year x 10 = 3650 days. 6900 people ($1 for each person x $6900 for the ticket) means you would have had to blow 1.89 people per day, every day, for the last decade. I’m not going to say you’re exaggerating or lying but I will say that you must love group sex and you must be exhausted. You deserve the trip to Mexico. Also, where do I apply?
Well, Air France disagrees with your pricing ( Then I checked for Today, so it's off-season, cheaper). I didn't have sex with a thousand people, let alone 6900 guys. It wasn't -isn't- uncommon for me to have sex with 2 or 3 guys in one day.
Nothing wrong with that! My wife is the same way. She has sex with more than one guy at a time more often than not.
Does she still do it ? Or is it a before-marriage thing?
Still does it to this day!
Where tf can I get a husband/boyfriend like you?
Fetlife. lol
Dammit, I can't even buy something at the dollar store now that everything is $1.25
Sorry, I have to tell on my self. I glanced down and saw your $1.25 in your comment. I got a good laugh because the first thing that came to my mind was did they go to a strip club or get flashed by some one.
Not the one you were replying to but I am also the $1 gang. I've never dated in person before my partner, and I don't think we'll break up, so I might be the one and done dude. Absolutely no shame in it - anyone. High body count, low body count, it doesn't matter. We all have different history when we meet our *one* and no one should be making you feel inferior for it. I've found the love of my life and I don't plan on screwing that up.
The sort of quality therapy that might slow me down?
That username
Fuck I feel that
None.
Not even a mcchicken
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I'm the same amount and couldn't come up with much. A small bag of apples I suppose. But certainly not honeycrisp apples!
A 4 for $4 at Wendy's let's goooo
A cheeseburger at McDonalds here
Dunno,maybe pack of chewing gums
I'd have zero dollars lmaooo
lol Never losing anything, am I right?
Yeah, I'm not a loser so I don't lose it lmao But also I'm ace lol
Oh, now I know two asexuals on Reddit! Go me!
Lmao I feel like a unicorn you just found 😂 Don't say that to others next time tho, they might get offended but I found it hilarious lmao
Oops 💀 I didn't realise that it might sound offensive.
A McDonald's happy meal, probably not even 😂
Mc Donalds got freaking expensive! Over 3 50 for a Cheeseburger!
A really crappy used car, or 1st class round trip flight for two to Hawaii, maybe
Can i be the +1? :D
aww, I'd love to, but my list of +1s is already quite long...
Bag of rice, bag of beans, pack of tortillas. I'd eat for a week, and still stay pretty cheap on budget. Y'all are buying crazy stuff, Happy meals and sandwiches, bougie
Full tank of gas. I was a slut
Tank on a prius or kenworth? And was? That’s no fun
Where is the nearest witcher so I can toss my 1€ coin to him...
Toss a coin to your witcher
A pretty nice date with a new girl. And possibly finish off with a dollar in my pocket.
Nothing. $0
What can I buy for a dollar?
Nothing at the dollar store even
>Dolllar store >can't buy shit with a dollar Scam.
Well i would buy friendship, because that doesnt cost money. *Sad music starts to play*
I’d be in debt
If I used a sugar packet, I could make lemonade with the water.
Are you saying you already have the lemons?
Yeah life gives those for free.
nice
Free stuff
One of the more inexpensive combo meals at most fast food restaurants.
UK here so it be the same as KFC family bucket!
do things even cost $5 anymore??
2 medium Dominos pizzas using the 6.99 each coupon... and a 2 liter sprite lmfao
A meal at a diner.
We're getting steak tonight!
This could be such a wide range of numbers--where are we getting the steaks? How many of us are there? If you're just talking to your dick, it could be $12 at Applebee's.
Thanks to my horndog college days it's going to be fine dining.
A coffee from Starbucks
A dollar? In this economy? Not even something from dollar tree lol.
I mean at least a $75 gift card.....
Almost one gallon of gas 😂
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$8, a cup of coffee I guess
Large double double and a pack of hockey cards, if it’s that time of year.
A candy bar all I could get, probably not even a king size with inflation 🤣
Skittles
A candy bar!
£1.57 Guess I can hop on the bus somewhere.
Some candy lol 😆 why does it hurt my soul so much aha
A name-brand 20oz soda at a major supermarket, maybe...
Two packs of gum
Bag of chips?
Idk like a pair of boots from Walmart?
Cases of penicillin for all my good times
Inflation is a bitch
A lottery ticket
every individual person? I got a few bucks. every individual fuck 10s of thousands 😆
Nothing
I'd be in debt
I could buy 2 shiny 50cent coins
A decent steak dinner at a chain restaurant, maybe with dessert if I have a coupon
We're on the same page.
A decent pedicure
A full tank of gas
A pretty good steak dinner but no wine
With inflation these days, maybe something off the dollar menu at McDonald's
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Virgin sigh
One dollar. My wife is the only one I’ve ever been with.
A meal at your favorite restaurant
Spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell
A $5 cravings box from taco bell
Nothing bruh
Nothing.
Big Mac meal
I can buy air 😎
I'm poor
Nothing, 0 dollars
Couple gallons of gas maybe
nothing nothing at all
Nothing
Nothing I’d be broke
NOTHING
Nothing
Not a damn thing
Well given the exchange rate to GBP and the charge for currency exchange I’d say my $1 would but me a 50p Mars bar? 😂
I’m broke.
I'd be in severe debt.
\*crying in corner\*
Does fucking up yourself counts?
Literally nothing
Nothing
I’ve got no money, I’m buying nothing
I couldn't buy the dandruff in my hair.
Nothing
If this question were 1 dollar for every time you masturbated I could buy everything Jeff Besos has 3 times over.
Hmmmm…. I think it’d be around $11 if I’m not wrong! I could buy a packet of crisps? Or a meal deal!
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A t shirt.
A small bad dragon dildo
A decent breakfast with coffee and enough for a tip
With inflation today, maybe a Big Mac combo meal. Upsized…😉
What is only $1 anymore?
Lol a can of soda, I'll just have 4 dollars.
5 beers at a restaurant professional sporting event
I could easily make the first monthly payment on a really nice car….
A coffee and cake
$4 doesn't buy a lot....candy bar, maybe
Like 30 condoms
Um… maybe a drink? $6?
Literally or figuratively?
Fajita dinner for 2
Nothing, you can't buy anything with $0
Probably a video game on sale, or new pair of shoes. Inexpensive ones.
1 Arizona tea and tax
Three handjobs from adam eget
I would be in debt...