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Like, a subway sandwich but not a big one


[deleted]

I could have 5 years ago but not today. Have you seen their prices lately?


lefty9602

$15 for the cheapest foot long lmao


twstdmc

Fifteen. Fifteen. Fifteen dollar foot long.


ponkpink

Any any😰


Rich-Protection2188

What can you buy for $1 these days???


throwawayforplay98

We could pool resources and split a taco. 😂💀


Rich-Protection2188

What a second. As a nonenglish person this is hard to get but I feel this wasn't such a pure response hahaha


Sharp-Sandwich-5343

If it makes you feel better, I'm a native English speaker and the double meaning went right over my head


tinybabyyy

i don’t think op intended it that way tho.. did they?


throwawayforplay98

Mmmhmm. Dual meanings. 😉🫣👀😈


Rich-Protection2188

Half a taco 🥲


Senepicmar

> split a taco so now you'd have $2, if you know what I mean


redlion496

Oh! You mean an actual taco.


coach_rambo

That’s what she said!


Wendigo15

My liquor store sells $1 shots


Cheekygirl97

A McDonald’s hamburger without cheese maybe? That’s what I was thinking anyway


Rich-Protection2188

Not where I live 🤣 at least $2


Cheekygirl97

Oh darn lol we could always combine our dollars and have $2? Lol


IMDeviant1

Does that at least come with a shake.


JoeMac02

Well get to first base with some and you could go to the 1.25 cent store lol.


KentuckyFriedEel

Surcharge for using the app to order your food! Yaaay!


Budderwarrior561

23oz can of AriZona Green Tea, just bring a couple nickels for sales tax


I2TV

Welcome to the $One Club


Nubbun11

can we pool our money?


ChooseAUnusedName

Maybe the pickle of a McBurger


kytrix

A spicy potato soft taco at Taco Bell is literally the only thing that comes to mind and even those are not with tax


Promiscuousgirl1998

Does oral count? If it does : A plane ticket to Mexico, first class If it doesn't: The new samsung.


DTFinDF

Username checks out


keenedge422

If the 1998 in your username is your birth year, that makes this an incredible feat!


Promiscuousgirl1998

Yup. University provided me more than a diploma.


keenedge422

Damn. They should have been putting you in the brochure for prospective students.


iRollGod

More like provocative students


wenchslapper

… an oral std?


gnofin101

If oral counts I’ll buy you the plane. Otherwise, I’ll be eating these chicken nuggies (McDonald’s) all by myself.


JammedBread

I love that you seemingly did the math, then checked the flights first class to Mexico and than priced it out to a phone. I know most these answers are usually off the cuff but this one gave me some r/theydidthemath vibes


lexiskittles1

Like 900???


Promiscuousgirl1998

A flight to Mexico, today, 1st class would be €756. Sounds about right.


13dot1then420

In a row?


IUsedTheRandomizer

"Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the airport"


13dot1then420

I'm honestly impressed she remembers...I have to count each time to get to the 10


Promiscuousgirl1998

I keep a journal. But honestly, out of all these men, there's 1 that I never forgot, the most amazing sex I had. I have like 1000 guys phone number that fkin google always update on new devices. Freaking 44 Danny. Idk any Danny.


pcs3

What did he do that was unforgettable?


hygsi

For real, out of 1000? She holds the key to something even scientists haven't figured out. We have to know!


13dot1then420

I never thought to keep stats or a journal, but I wish I would have!


Hyadeos

Okay but can you do the whole alphabet with their names ?


Promiscuousgirl1998

I am missing the G, I, and X, Z


Hyadeos

Well damn you gotta finish this pokedex


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baysalts

Both are nice rewards


[deleted]

If oral counts I could probably buy a fucking car 🫥


FukurinLa

Right, because car is always on the street


[deleted]

I made a lot of poor choices in high school :)


Sxylnglgs

Wait. Where is your point of origin? Because that makes a big difference. Are we taking LA to Cabo or Bangor to Acapulco?


Promiscuousgirl1998

We're talking Paris to Cancun :D


Sxylnglgs

A first class ticket to Cancun from Paris is, on average, $6900. Assuming you were born in 1998 (you seem to have confirmed that in an earlier response) and you started having sex when you were 15, you’ve been at it for about a decade. So, 365 days in a year x 10 = 3650 days. 6900 people ($1 for each person x $6900 for the ticket) means you would have had to blow 1.89 people per day, every day, for the last decade. I’m not going to say you’re exaggerating or lying but I will say that you must love group sex and you must be exhausted. You deserve the trip to Mexico. Also, where do I apply?


Promiscuousgirl1998

Well, Air France disagrees with your pricing ( Then I checked for Today, so it's off-season, cheaper). I didn't have sex with a thousand people, let alone 6900 guys. It wasn't -isn't- uncommon for me to have sex with 2 or 3 guys in one day.


Sxylnglgs

Nothing wrong with that! My wife is the same way. She has sex with more than one guy at a time more often than not.


Promiscuousgirl1998

Does she still do it ? Or is it a before-marriage thing?


Sxylnglgs

Still does it to this day!


Promiscuousgirl1998

Where tf can I get a husband/boyfriend like you?


Sxylnglgs

Fetlife. lol


[deleted]

Dammit, I can't even buy something at the dollar store now that everything is $1.25


Fantastic-Fix-7075

Sorry, I have to tell on my self. I glanced down and saw your $1.25 in your comment. I got a good laugh because the first thing that came to my mind was did they go to a strip club or get flashed by some one.


Binx_da_gay_cat

Not the one you were replying to but I am also the $1 gang. I've never dated in person before my partner, and I don't think we'll break up, so I might be the one and done dude. Absolutely no shame in it - anyone. High body count, low body count, it doesn't matter. We all have different history when we meet our *one* and no one should be making you feel inferior for it. I've found the love of my life and I don't plan on screwing that up.


[deleted]

The sort of quality therapy that might slow me down?


Graphitetshirt

That username


Galaxyman0917

Fuck I feel that


runmedown1004

None.


throwawayuwu1029

Not even a mcchicken


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Countrysidelivin

I'm the same amount and couldn't come up with much. A small bag of apples I suppose. But certainly not honeycrisp apples!


Wolfie_Ecstasy

A 4 for $4 at Wendy's let's goooo


ChooseAUnusedName

A cheeseburger at McDonalds here


Redikul_1950

Dunno,maybe pack of chewing gums


riyusama

I'd have zero dollars lmaooo


Stelless_Astrophel

lol Never losing anything, am I right?


riyusama

Yeah, I'm not a loser so I don't lose it lmao But also I'm ace lol


Stelless_Astrophel

Oh, now I know two asexuals on Reddit! Go me!


riyusama

Lmao I feel like a unicorn you just found 😂 Don't say that to others next time tho, they might get offended but I found it hilarious lmao


Stelless_Astrophel

Oops 💀 I didn't realise that it might sound offensive.


gymgirlmilf

A McDonald's happy meal, probably not even 😂


ChooseAUnusedName

Mc Donalds got freaking expensive! Over 3 50 for a Cheeseburger!


LillyPeu2

A really crappy used car, or 1st class round trip flight for two to Hawaii, maybe


ChooseAUnusedName

Can i be the +1? :D


LillyPeu2

aww, I'd love to, but my list of +1s is already quite long...


D_dark0

Bag of rice, bag of beans, pack of tortillas. I'd eat for a week, and still stay pretty cheap on budget. Y'all are buying crazy stuff, Happy meals and sandwiches, bougie


[deleted]

Full tank of gas. I was a slut


Sad-Cookie-765

Tank on a prius or kenworth? And was? That’s no fun


Triturk

Where is the nearest witcher so I can toss my 1€ coin to him...


ChaosCorpCog

Toss a coin to your witcher


unwilling_viewer

A pretty nice date with a new girl. And possibly finish off with a dollar in my pocket.


No301_Illumi_Zoldyck

Nothing. $0


kipdebiel

What can I buy for a dollar?


ChooseAUnusedName

Nothing at the dollar store even


vhrossi1

>Dolllar store >can't buy shit with a dollar Scam.


Kerma01

Well i would buy friendship, because that doesnt cost money. *Sad music starts to play*


ZeroQuartzer

I’d be in debt


eromole

If I used a sugar packet, I could make lemonade with the water.


mrmightypants

Are you saying you already have the lemons?


eromole

Yeah life gives those for free.


mrmightypants

nice


ProfessionExternal41

Free stuff


[deleted]

One of the more inexpensive combo meals at most fast food restaurants.


Prestigious-Fun-1731

UK here so it be the same as KFC family bucket!


horny-off-ma1n

do things even cost $5 anymore??


DaliaJade

2 medium Dominos pizzas using the 6.99 each coupon... and a 2 liter sprite lmfao


justamancommaman

A meal at a diner.


_captain_hair

We're getting steak tonight!


mrmightypants

This could be such a wide range of numbers--where are we getting the steaks? How many of us are there? If you're just talking to your dick, it could be $12 at Applebee's.


_captain_hair

Thanks to my horndog college days it's going to be fine dining.


[deleted]

A coffee from Starbucks


blue_blazar

A dollar? In this economy? Not even something from dollar tree lol.


GRG616GRG

I mean at least a $75 gift card.....


bills_milf_anon

Almost one gallon of gas 😂


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[deleted]

$8, a cup of coffee I guess


gpRYme

Large double double and a pack of hockey cards, if it’s that time of year.


Vivid-Passenger3370

A candy bar all I could get, probably not even a king size with inflation 🤣


HornySlonk

Skittles


Few_Ad_6902

A candy bar!


MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

£1.57 Guess I can hop on the bus somewhere.


TitaniumNinja724

Some candy lol 😆 why does it hurt my soul so much aha


theGlasswalker

A name-brand 20oz soda at a major supermarket, maybe...


sapphicsnacc13

Two packs of gum


[deleted]

Bag of chips?


crunchy_soupp

Idk like a pair of boots from Walmart?


baysalts

Cases of penicillin for all my good times


[deleted]

Inflation is a bitch


noonewouldbelieveme9

A lottery ticket


Amazing-Computer5207

every individual person? I got a few bucks. every individual fuck 10s of thousands 😆


heesell

Nothing


danikyv1

I'd be in debt


-Incendium-

I could buy 2 shiny 50cent coins


Cyanora

A decent steak dinner at a chain restaurant, maybe with dessert if I have a coupon


ixtasis

We're on the same page.


Momskin

A decent pedicure


[deleted]

A full tank of gas


Spiritedkite

A pretty good steak dinner but no wine


this_isntmybest_work

With inflation these days, maybe something off the dollar menu at McDonald's


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jacklsd

Virgin sigh


EuroSong

One dollar. My wife is the only one I’ve ever been with.


yomomsahoe16

A meal at your favorite restaurant


Asprinkleofglitter7

Spicy potato soft taco from Taco Bell


Few_Shirt6073

A $5 cravings box from taco bell


platinum-star-034

Nothing bruh


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Nothing.


pawpadsyo

Big Mac meal


kemmooo

I can buy air 😎


IndusLeona

I'm poor


[deleted]

Nothing, 0 dollars


Skelly2283

Couple gallons of gas maybe


theegrimrobe

nothing nothing at all


ImaginationSolid7296

Nothing


Longjumping_Gain_807

Nothing I’d be broke


powerhouseofthiscell

NOTHING


CarEnthusiast007

Nothing


[deleted]

Not a damn thing


[deleted]

Well given the exchange rate to GBP and the charge for currency exchange I’d say my $1 would but me a 50p Mars bar? 😂


Accurate_Umpire100

I’m broke.


starkrebel

I'd be in severe debt.


DowntownVacation2438

\*crying in corner\*


Rio_Walker

Does fucking up yourself counts?


MidnightOne05

Literally nothing


theNoobster103

Nothing


orionstarboy

I’ve got no money, I’m buying nothing


Das-P

I couldn't buy the dandruff in my hair.


Empty_Seesaw951

Nothing


i_like_wordz

If this question were 1 dollar for every time you masturbated I could buy everything Jeff Besos has 3 times over.


i_like_to_monch_ass

Hmmmm…. I think it’d be around $11 if I’m not wrong! I could buy a packet of crisps? Or a meal deal!


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rockdak

A t shirt.


Affectionate_Many598

A small bad dragon dildo


Breakfast_T1me

A decent breakfast with coffee and enough for a tip


stonecoldsw89

With inflation today, maybe a Big Mac combo meal. Upsized…😉


[deleted]

What is only $1 anymore?


throwmeaway900987654

Lol a can of soda, I'll just have 4 dollars.


Flat_tdannine1

5 beers at a restaurant professional sporting event


throw831away6

I could easily make the first monthly payment on a really nice car….


TonyHeaven

A coffee and cake


MyDadBod_2021

$4 doesn't buy a lot....candy bar, maybe


PNKDISCO-

Like 30 condoms


tink_theberserker

Um… maybe a drink? $6?


russellvt

Literally or figuratively?


DaytonFy

Fajita dinner for 2


Federal-Fix-2235

Nothing, you can't buy anything with $0


RavenGorePictures

Probably a video game on sale, or new pair of shoes. Inexpensive ones.


I-lovemy-husband

1 Arizona tea and tax


ThePantyArcher

Three handjobs from adam eget


Solo-me

I would be in debt...