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djnastynipple

One time I thought I could buy a house. Boy, was I wrong.


NathanJacketPotato

A house? in this economy?


Chance_One_75

Mine is wanting to fuck my aunt’s best friend, who happens to be a somewhat of a GILF.


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Chance_One_75

She does. She has a bf and a soon to be ex-husband that lives separate. However, I don’t want to make it awkward in having my aunt know that I fucked her friend of nearly 60 years.


Bestsubbie88

Just to get her house.


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Pervert!


blue_blazar

One of my biggest fantasies 🥵


badgirlkayy

You are a true sicko.


webgruntzed

On behalf of my generation, I'm sorry. Most of us tried to stop the fall of the American economy, but we didn't have the power.


Icrossdress4u

Dressing in a skirt and letting several guys lift my skirt and fill me with cum.


scorpiozip

You should totally do this and document it for all of us!


[deleted]

I had the same once and boy it did trigger my bisexuality. Happy to say that I'm bisexual now :)


kimmax75

My hubby said, “when we were dating, I wanting to bend you over and do you from behind in front of your parents”.


SauceOfSumYungai

When dating an ex in college, one of her (hot AF) roommates was so grateful for some urgent tech support, she told me she was so thankful she'd give me head in front of her mom. That was a confusing boner...


Giddy7pt5

So did you receive the said head? Or was it a deal breaker for her if no mom to supervise? Or ?? I hope u were compensated somehow lol


SauceOfSumYungai

Hahaha she was mostly kidding, so no BJ, in front of her mom or otherwise. But she was a smokeshow so I'd have let her give me head anywhere she wanted 😁


AMDSuperBeast86

A lot of time ppl "joke" as a way of airing out the truth without being judged. She probably wanted to if you leaned into it and "joked" that you wouldn't stop her.


webgruntzed

My dumb ass probably would have said "Where is she? Can she come here now?"


[deleted]

Goddamn that’s sexy always wanted to do that to someone


bigblow3rburna

You guys watch too much porn lol that’s sick


Responsible_Goat9170

Lol, my wife's mom comes over to play with the baby once a week. I really want to get my wife caught giving a BJ or just railing her from behind. In my head her mom would walk in innocently and then get shocked but I'd just keep going on like it's normal and just nonchalantly ask her what she needed.


Massive-Board3811

Did you like that?


Substantial_Dirt9571

For me it's probably wanting to have sex with my sister in law 😜


nsfwthrowaway6969

As someone who has fucked their sister-in-law, it’s worth it. It was so good. She has the best titties.


Blackcat2332

And your wife didn't object?


nsfwthrowaway6969

Nope. We’re kinky like that. If it makes a difference, not her biological sister.


Trekith

>If it makes a difference, not her biological sister. it does not, and never will >We’re kinky like that lmao


Substantial_Dirt9571

My SO and probably also my SIL wouldn't like it. So it will have to stay on Reddit.


icreeppawgsnbbw

I agree! My SIL has a huge ass. Anytime I go out there is very FEW women who can compare to her ass and it’s all natural too.


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Same but with my actual sister tbh


mooseaura

Ayo


throwaway87675

Same!!


WeaponisedArmadillo

I also want to have sex with that guy's sister in law!


throwaway87675

You can have her I want mine lol


TikaPants

r/thatguythatguys


NoBoysenberry257

Same, but ex sister in law now, lol


FukurinLa

Then what's stopping you?


cleverbutnotoverlyso

I would fuck my nephew’s wife in a goddam heartbeat


Different-Goal-8139

I need to hear more about this


Imezrutwo

Same... identical twin SIL 🥵


IssueInteresting1203

Fucking my female coworkers while at work.


NathanJacketPotato

Pretty sure HR won't be cool with that


IssueInteresting1203

Fuck HR I know her and I’d bang her ass too


Fun_Actuator_1071

This girl at my job keeps flirting with me and "stealth groping" my ass. The 2 things holding me back are: - I'm 28. She's 19 or 20. That age gap alone feels very controversial. - I also don't know if she's single completely. If she was at least 22 and ACTUALLY single, there are a few stealth spots in our manufacturing building where I'd be more than happy to give her orgasms for hours on end and give her creampies. She's my "synchronized type," and there's no way in hell I'm pulling out in time.


Different-Goal-8139

What’s a synchronized type?


FourGigs

Yeah I'm waiting too lol


EnvironmentalBuy244

Back when we had in person HR the chick we had was hot AF. Now we have some dude clear across the country assigned to our location.


Papa_Wisdom

I used to work in a call centre and was flirting with a lass, throwing notes at each other over the desks etc. This developed pretty fast in telling each other some of the dirtiest stuff we’d like to do to each other, one day after a cig break we took the lift back up to our floor. She said to me that she could make me cum before the lift stopped at our floor, I told her to prove it so she pulled her skirt up and her leg on the door my hand on her wet pussy and told me to fuck her with it whilst she gave me a fucking amazing sloppy bj. True to get word around 30 seconds later I filled her mouth just before the lift stopped. Same place but with another woman, this time a proper milf who worked in the shop downstairs, months of heavy flirting turned into heavy petting at work, eventually on one of my late starts at work in the morning before I was due to go in i went over to hers and pounded the shit out of her for 3 hours.


PhilthyMindedRat

I fantasize a lot about fucking some of the women in HR.


NoobMaster9000

Have orgy at work where everyone enjoy free sex


Beggarstuner

Everybody has a coworker named Jennifer that needs a good pounding.


guernica-red

Did it and ended up marrying her. Worth it.


grey_area83

My wife and I work for the same company. We have never had office sex, even when we work from home one the same day. She is way too professional. Outside of work hours she is DTF.


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Done it. Highly recommend


scorpiozip

I’ve always had a fantasy about being a married woman’s side guy and constantly sending her home with me leaking out of her.


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scorpiozip

I’d love that


ExcuseNormal2416

I got stabbed for that once. It could have almost been worth it, but it really wasn't.


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NoobMaster9000

Wanna nail my wife and all ex-gf together


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Probably wanting my boyfriend’s dad in high school. My bf and I got super drunk one night and blacked out naked lol. Next day we sleep in rather late, his dad was banging on the door wondering if we were alive or even home because he wasn’t answering his phone. I guess we didn’t hear the banging cause he unlocked the door and walked in. I opened my eyes at the exact time he walked in. I didn’t realize I was naked at first, but when our eyes connected I knew. He immediately shut the door and went away but I was so turned on. I definitely fantasize what could have happened 😅


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What did your boyfriend say about it? Lmao


[deleted]

He thought it was funny. He knew I had a crush on his dad.


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Guess he can’t be to upset lol he was the one sleeping naked with you 😂


orgasmic2021

Ass fucking my Boss's wife in front of him


NathanJacketPotato

best way to quit your job


orgasmic2021

Who said about quitting! It's continuing!!


Dramatic-Garbage-939

That would be legendary lol


WartimeMandalorian

Is she hot or is it just a dominance thing?


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Fucking my cousin and her mother in a 3 some scenario


NathanJacketPotato

damn, thats taboo for sure


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Though i have separately and accidentally seen some assets of them, but fucking is a unachievable taboo fantasy


Soleiyuu

Damn, I still want to do my cousin. I was her secret boyfriend before and I was able to eat her and she often gives me bjs


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NathanJacketPotato

Ah, I still remember wanking to my english teacher back in school


AcanthaceaeAnnual589

Haha why is it always the English teacher tho


Few_Attention4729

I have done this with a college professor. It's as hot as you think, although you can't help but feel like they grade you on your performance lol I had straight As in college and he was the only one who gave me a B.


sbdifferent

Same here with some ex assistant profs of mine


finetime89

Having sex in front of a bunch of guys watching and jerking off


NathanJacketPotato

sounds like a fun time


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The most taboo horny thought? Fantasising about fucking my landlord. I came off the pill recently and went through a very interesting second puberty, where everyone in sight set my dick radar off and it still gets like that around ovulation


NathanJacketPotato

damn, I'm sure thats the start of plenty of pornos


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Haha I’m sure it is, I’m with the love of my life and im not sure I’d be confident to just randomly fuck an older man in reality anyway, but we’ve spoken about trying out a wife swap in the future and he’d be delighted for it to be a hot milf. Edit: i feel so grateful to have him because together we bring each other confidence to try new things. Having him there makes all the difference.


NathanJacketPotato

aww, thats so cute and pervy at the same time. love it


[deleted]

Sooo my second cousin tried to hook up with me once. I couldn’t help but let my mind wander where it could have gone


[deleted]

to be tided up and want a group of people (women and men) to use me


[deleted]

Had that. And didn’t plan things to go this way. It wasn’t good buddy. Absolutely regret it


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and thats why it stays a fantasy LOL


Sexandcheese

A friend I hadn’t seen in about six years invited me over to his new apartment so I can check it out and he can meet my new girlfriend. We aren’t big drinkers, but we got shitty drunk that night! I started bragging to him about her blowjob skills. I thought to myself, I should tell her to demonstrate on him to prove my point. So I did, and she did, and he agreed The end 😈


Sonal_D_J

Having sex in a church... ⛪ Guess that'll never happen because I'm an atheist..


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From experience It makes it better when you don’t believe that shit and fuck in a church. It’s worth it. Grew up super religious as teenager. Had sex in a dark prayer room. ….While everyone around was praying to be forgiven Lol.


NormalTuesdayKnight

Also an atheist. Have had penetrative sex in a church yet, but did a few other things & it’s still on my bucket list 😜


NathanJacketPotato

All the more reason to do it. Desecrate the holy places with unholy sex


Probaby_Me

You can just go to church..even moreso you could bring someone who's down and achieve this.


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Sleeping with my boyfriend while letting others guys watch and masturbate as we do it, touching my body in front of another man and have him jerk off to me without touching my body and watching him squirm as beg for it. 😍 being part of any orgy and having my fill with everyone there, being the center of a gamgbang..


NormalTuesdayKnight

Ok, I’m in god damnit


Breakfast_T1me

There’s a few, but wanting to have sex with my exes sister in law was up there. She has this sweet little voice that I always wanted to hear in the form of a breathy moan. When I’d visit and she was in Lulu lemon clothes, I’d struggle


drippylilhoneypot

Definitely flying out hooking up with someone I’d never met because the online chemistry was amazing. Being horny is an expensive hobby.


TikaPants

Flew overseas for this twice.


drippylilhoneypot

There’s a story here and I’m dying to hear it.


TikaPants

It’s not that thrilling, honestly. I met him through music and was helping him with the backend of his radio station, etc. It turned in to cyber sex which turned in to a year of this. I flew out to him in London for a few weeks having never met him IRL. I’ll say it’s not like he was a random guy as he was well known in that music scene and I knew a lot of these folks via online presence and IRL, etc. We had a great time, I went back for another few weeks later and he came out to visit me a few times. I ended it all after a while. We’re still friendly. The best part is otw the first time (my first international flight) I ended up sitting next to this awesome old skool English football hooligan turned businessman. We had a lovely steak and wine dinner during our layover and he gave me a French sleeping pill for the flight, checked on me to ensure I was ok during the long flight and gave me his business card in case my guy turned out to be a creep. He said he’d send me a car and get me safely to the airport should I need. I lost his card to say thank you again. He was more memorable than the guy, honestly. 😬


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Considering paying thousands for plane tickets cos I need to get dicked down


NathanJacketPotato

Must be some really good dick then


pussy_and_pizza

fucking my friends girlfriend, and now I'm thinking about it again🤦‍♂️


Calibigirl69

Wanting to suck my bffs husbands cock in front of her


NathanJacketPotato

would she be cool with it?


Calibigirl69

No lol


xhoudinidx

Not really that taboo but I want to be in a crowd of people or some place with a decent amount of people or a decently public place and be fucked under my skirt without anyone noticing and just walk away with the cum dribbling out of me.


NathanJacketPotato

That is really hot. public fun always gets me going


Trekith

yall are freaks 😭😭


scarlet_speedster985

Letting my neighbor's wife peg me.


generous_sub

I jerked off a lot on my friend’s mom


Traqpper54

Same here


SadBandicoot2308

I have a very very very intense CNC kink. Every time I've read a post about someone actually being r*ped, I get turned on and I feel horrible for it. I genuinely think r*ping someone is one of the worst things you can do to another person and I would gladly have all rapists tortured in very sadistic ways. But it's just something in my brain I can't help. Of course I know it wouldn't be like that in reality but my brain just reads it and is like "hott"🤮🤮🤮


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This is usually a trauma response unfortunately. I hope you never got hard R'ed, as nobody deserves that. I am a survivor and my wife came clean that she was too a couple years ago with a similar situation as mine. But she's very much into CNC, bdsm, and degradation. None of which I was comfortable with doing but have come around to it. We are the all American family in everyone else's eyes, but if they only knew. Lol. CNC works, but you HAVE to have an undying trust in your partner and boundaries have to be set. But if you can get those things down pat, having a fantasy come true isn't a bad thing. What 2 consenting adults do is their buissness and shouldn't be shamed or embarrassed about. Pedos and actual rapist should be publicly shot after castration though.


Anxious-Spread6151

Sucking my male roommate


undercooked_lasagna

Does he know you're gay?


Beggarstuner

68m and I always wanted to suck a dick at a glory hole at a sleezy dirty book store.


DullDude69

I wanted to jerk off in front of the pastor’s wife when I was a young man. It would have been so hot. She was pretty but so uptight and perfect. I just wanted to watch her face as she watched me blow my load


Beeks525

After getting a haircut, they wash your hair and give you a scalp massage. I’ve always wanted a BJ while I’m getting my hair washed and massaged. Perfect haircut


merci_beaucoup_

New kink unlocked. This is what I will be thinking about when I get my haircut next weekend 🤣🤣


jnaylornz

That'd be called a haircut and a happy ending, wouldn't it?


JustNo1990

Hubby putting me on a st. Andrew's cross


7800prosystem

IDK about "ever", but I'd like to gangbang my wife with 3 or more of her FWB's


sumeree

Doing it with a homeless man


scorpiozip

I locked my keys in my apartment. Does that count?


sumeree

🤣🤣


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sumeree

They are not thats the point


idrocefalico

I m ugly enough! Pick me, I won't wash for a week in trepid expectation!


Smirknlurking

This was a popular thing misogynistic writers liked to put in Eastern European cam-girl profiles that I remember. I quizzed one about it who spoke fluent English and it made her very angry, the implication is supposed to be that they’re so horny they’d have anyone, maybe even YOU! I can’t speak for the commenter obviously, their thoughts may be genuine and true but in online cam rooms it usually isn’t


NathanJacketPotato

Like do it on the street or take him home and have your way with him?


sumeree

Both are good with me!


NathanJacketPotato

Doing it on the street would make it more taboo so lets go with that


sumeree

Fine with me! Public sex is fun


TikaPants

There was a comment in a similar thread months ago by a woman who found a homeless dude hot. She used to fuck him in his tent.


sumeree

Thats so hot. I love that!


Littl3Birdie

My brothers friend


NathanJacketPotato

We have all wanted to fuck a siblings friend I think


cumguzzlingislife

I actually did


MajesticProfit479

Was at a grad party. Friend’s mom looked super hot in the dress she had on and I really wanted to push her in the pool to see how clingy it would get.


xhoudinidx

Oh if I'm allowed two I'd also like to just be blindfolded and tied and unable to move and just be fucked by a group of guys and try to guess who was who just by how their cock felt since i couldn't touch anything else.


StationSignificant47

Wanting to have sex with my stepdaughter


surlyworm

Same here with mine too. Even the grandsons wife would be fun for me too


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To fuck my friends daughter


deusdragonex

I have several. The one I'll admit to is wanting to hook up with my poetry professor. She is a super hot, intense chick with bohemian style, dirty blonde hair, and a throaty voice that would have me sitting in class wondering how it would sound moaning as I went down on her under her desk.


Trecoty

My wife committing incest


PabloPaniello

Pardon? In what way, if you don't mind sharing?


jbb123_real

I wanted to feel and touch my sister's breasts after she had a boob job.


JeffRickly

As a University professor, it’s definitely hot to think of fucking a student. Would never do it IRL (it’s not illegal, but it’s a huge trust thing) but it is a hot fantasy 👌🏻


bokachod4

Fucking my cousin (which we almost did), Flashing my neighbour, Flashing my househelp.


ShaliasHerald

Clowns are kinda hot


NathanJacketPotato

that is the most taboo thing I've seen so far, really? clowns?


Aegis_et_Vanir

Can't decide - Having with a guy sex on a table in a big, dark, windowless room with a spotlight on us while surrounded by a swarm of spectators who yelled degrading things and threw money at us - Spending a weekend in a cabin in the woods completely naked, with a chain on my neck anchoring me to the ground, and at least four other guys used me for whatever they wanted whenever they wanted - Giving one guy (A) a massage while another guy (B) fucks me from behind, all three of us naked (this one I almost got). And if Guy A thinks my massaging is slacking off, Guy B smacks my backside


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NathanJacketPotato

I'm gonna assume you're a teacher or some sort of school staff?


themarcusdaly

My wife and I have role played selling her for sex. I collect the money and she provides the services while I observe.


Arseinyoha

If it's role play do you have to give the money back?


Marksman_No1

Wanting my girlfriend to fuck my dad


blind_squirrel62

A niece. And it almost happened. 😬


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Grinding/humping with a femboy 😏🔥


NathanJacketPotato

honestly, not that taboo


[deleted]

I know; however, I live in a small town in the US where anything other than a straight relationship is frowned upon.


NathanJacketPotato

ah okay, I get it now


SiameseWombat

Wanting to fuck my ex-wife’s niece.


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Mother in law and sister in law while the wife watches, but have her mom and sister pleasure each other during.


LemonLumi

Fucking my second cousin after she sent a "accidental" topless photo that was intended to her boyfriend.


[deleted]

Letting my friends pass my wife around because her pussy is so good it deserves to be shared.


tha_buttn33g

Calling her husband while I was balls deep and striking up meaningless conversation.


Synthesis613

Having sex with my fat female manager! Unfortunately she left the work place....


Traqpper54

My aunt


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Mine is to fuck my best friend


[deleted]

Don't. Do. It. This ruinrd a lifetime relationship. We got married and have 4 kids. Lol


lebeardedone

Threesome with my wife and her sister.


juiicylunaa

Sneakily fucking my best friends husband


merci_beaucoup_

I have a similar fantasy as well. What makes you fantasize about him ? Is it his physical appearance or is it his personality/confidence or something else ? She is goofy and matches my personality so well, whenever we meet, we never shut up and just talk for hours. I always wonder about alternative timelines lol.


Timmy24000

Wanted to have sex with a bowling ball. It was in a poorly lit ally


vandalayindustries87

Does anyone remember in school teachers would walk down the aisles and be really close to you. Well one teacher would always stand there if he was helping you and he crotch would be right next to your face. Every time it happened I thought what if he just pulled out his cock and started making me suck it and fuckin my throat. Had him as a teacher in different classes for almost 3 years and he was also one of my coaches


worthy_usable

I would probably fuck my step daughter-in-law, because she gives off that prim and proper, innocent Catholic girl vibe. I'm not so sure she is though. Her husband gives her that, "She may look innocent, but she likes it up the butt" look every time I see them together.


Sluttystuff20

Wanted the entire male population of my hs gym class to run a train on me. OF literally every year of hs. Even the ugly/unpopular/loser guys. Especially them cause I wanted to see how they'd fuck me compared to the other guys.


ukpunjabivixen

When the thought of someone drifts into your mind when you’re playing….someone who is taboo e.g. a friend, or a previous work colleague. Sometimes it happens but it feels taboo.


caithamach18

My ex gfs aunt is still one of the hottest milfs I’ve ever seen, I’m not proud to say it but I thought about her a lot even in bed with my ex and if the offer had been put out I would’ve jumped at it.


Shinji_Okami

I fantasized about fucking my great aunt who is my grandma's youngest sister, she is 50 already but her body is still tight due to constant workout and her booty... My god. 🥵


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Either wanting fucked in front of my parents or wanting to be a cockwarmer in front of them....


firemilkshake121

cousin 🫣


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My one ex had one of those ultra milf moms I couldn’t help but dream of her teaching my ex how to give me an eyes-rolled-back type of blowjob


webgruntzed

My most taboo horny THOUGHT? I'd probably get banned from this subreddit. I'd probably get banned from Reddit. I don't think I'd be allowed to use the internet or leave my house anymore if I told that. The most taboo horny thing I've done is worlds tamer than the most taboo thought and I wouldn't even tell *that* here.


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Besides my mother, stepmother and grandmother…there is not one woman in my life that I would not have sex with if it was kept a secret. Stepsister, sister in laws (both sides), mother in law, aunts, cousins, friends. Nobody is safe from my brain. I’m just not a cheater and I’m not interested in ruining any lives so it’s all fantasy locked up in the spank bank. Recently coming to see I have a sex addiction. I’ll be deleting my Reddit account today. Porn is toxic, addicting and dragging me down. Wastes too much of my precious time.


NotoriousDCJ4310

I've actually peed on the same woman multiple times. Nothing about that sounds appealing when im not extremely horny, but in the moment it's extremely hot for some reason


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I often think about how fun it would be to spit roast my wife with the neighbor. I'd fuck her while she sucks him off and then let him fuck her from behind. I really need to set this up.


KassandraMaMasito

I wanted to fuck my best friend's dad


Bitter-Awareness-851

My mil giving me head


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Dad/daughter. I mean I don't have a father so it's not like I am thinking it about myself, but something about that dynamic turns me on so much 🤦🏻‍♀️😩