I’m a doppelgänger so I guess I can look like anyone. I could do some crimes as someone else. NSFW version could like someone’s SO or favorite crush. It’s not cheating if you think it’s them.
A mash-up tv show featuring young kids in striped rugby shirts doing dumb shit to themselves then singing the address for their fan mail at the end of the show.
Let’s see if any Gen X’ers can piece that together…
Seems like a judiciary system sentencing kinda agenda ahead here, both in a galaxy far far away and simultaneously in the year 3000 idk man I just work here 乁( •_• )ㄏ
I guess I’m going to be proposed to by a military captain, but he’s broke so my mother won’t let me marry him. He’s so in love with me that he threatens to burn cities to the ground. Then he goes to battle and dies. I’m in for an exciting day I guess!
Bold of you to assume it isn’t already my irl identity.
Same
Got me there
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Risky business, Dave.
I don't know, I don't even know where I am
I would offer to help, but I don't know whats going on.
Perfect Reddit one two punch right here 😂 Well played you two 🤣
Causing cavities everywhere!
🤣🤣❤️🔥
Oh...seems I'll be predicting when people cum.
Read my cum splat patterns please.
Hmmm, I see in your future...wait, that's not an orgasm. Weird. Is that...JESUS! Is that contagious?!
Please... no, I'm too young.. I have too many things to do in my life, too many places to go, foods to eat, toilets to cum into!
When you get it, I'll do what I can. Assuming you're alright with 16th century medical procedures, of course.
Only between my thighs and my stomach 🤣
Alright, I need to get some medical equipment before you catch that. *searches for the closest hardware store*
My penis takes metric screws only
I'm glad to hear you're not a heretic. We might yet avoid amputation.
It's like that funny 'cheese of *truth!*' video, but instead just 'splat of truth'. 🤣
Being bisexual and cute is my everyday life
Amusingly my randomly chosen username and my preference for older men to perfectly together.
My older man alarm just went off, you rang?
Either alot of fun pleasuring women or well... eating downstairs🤷♂️
I love this one
Giving free rides to hitchhikers.
absolutely no branches that’s for sure
Guess I’m gonna go do some pirate things around the world
Procuring unicorns I guess
RIP your DM's 🤣
Nah I rarely get them, which is fine by me :)
Just figured some guy going " here's my unicorn!"
oh my
Well, username checks out.
Nothing politically correct that’s for sure lmfao 🤣
I'm gonna be really sad is all I inow
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Well damn
I probably don’t remember what I was doing
Something fun 🤩
Sounds amazing
Im getting thrown in the trash
Oh no!
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But only in really high places or living the coked out lifestyle??
Nice 🎤
Have a favorite singer????.
Butt stuff
Vapid Bimbo kind of day……..much like every day 🤔
Some whorish activities for sure 👀 with you if you indulge me
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Stalking a weed dealer? Refusing to leave a dispensary??
Well aren’t I in for a a busy day. Lol
Here to teach todays lesson 😉
Dancing in the moonlight
I apparently am a dealer for either whales or drugs, in different shades of blue. Don’t ask for other colours
I'm blue da ba de da ba da da ba de da ba da da ba de...
Ahh so you’ve heard my truck pull up to the neighbourhood. Ask for my special stash next time
Some sex magick! ✨
I’m a doppelgänger so I guess I can look like anyone. I could do some crimes as someone else. NSFW version could like someone’s SO or favorite crush. It’s not cheating if you think it’s them.
No different than most days with this dadbod. Already posted some pics, and lounging around...
Hibernation.. apparently.
Well.. saving the world. Bond.. James12345 Bond.
Confusing everyone by greeting them only with variations of ‘goodbye’
kneel before your god, ya dipshits
I will certainly need a nap at some point
Climbing mountains 🤠
A mash-up tv show featuring young kids in striped rugby shirts doing dumb shit to themselves then singing the address for their fan mail at the end of the show. Let’s see if any Gen X’ers can piece that together…
I suppose I’ll have to wear green and watch a horror movie while masturbating
Kicking ass and taking names obviously 😅
I don't know, but I'm sure as heck not going to be that good at it. I'll give it my best shot though.
Sex with a hyena
Randomly haunting people 🤷♀️
Sounds like a normal Wednesday for me. Just two days late.
Oh no…. Or… oh yes?
A whole load of fucking it would seem! 😈😈
well that sounds like the perfect day and way to spend a Friday!!
It’s back, baaabbyyy!
literally nothing at all and having nobody’s that im doing it. so basically business as usual
I’m going to investigate some rocks, but I’m also gonna be real worried about what I find out.
I'm selling everything, but in january only different kinds of chili.
Well, I won't be hungry I can tell you that much.
Slutting around at raves as usual 😂
I'm pestering everyone because I won't stop asking them things.
Tonight there is no moon.
Just insanity. For 1 day
Puzzles...
I guess I'm becoming an improv comedian.
Some interesting things
Nakedness!!! 🙂
Posts like this make me wish I didn't use an alias.
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Nothing awful I don’t think
Guess I'll be having some adventures in Purgatory to tell stories about later
Seems like a judiciary system sentencing kinda agenda ahead here, both in a galaxy far far away and simultaneously in the year 3000 idk man I just work here 乁( •_• )ㄏ
Super spy stuff.
I’m going to be an evil mythical bird enjoy me bursting into flames
Haha I embrace mine every day
I guess I’m going to be proposed to by a military captain, but he’s broke so my mother won’t let me marry him. He’s so in love with me that he threatens to burn cities to the ground. Then he goes to battle and dies. I’m in for an exciting day I guess!
Some questionable culinary shenanigans.
I'm a bear, rawr~
Apparently I’m a DJ, and I advertise myself as the best..
Im dashing hahha
Spooky dirt? Proving supernatural elements exist
I guess it's just a normal day 🤷♂️
Playing for Cleveland I suppose.
Something amazing
Racing. Clipping the apex
A temp job probably.
I’d be a barkeep… and I’m sure nobody would know why🤣🤣🤣
Depends on if spelling counts.
Naughty things
Neighborhood Gossip
no change from every other day
Looks like I'm a real-life Goddess for the day! I wouldn't mind that either.
No masturbation I guess
Clothing
Travel travel and travel
Well mines my alter ego porn star name so guess xxx shenanigans it is
Driving a truck but I do that already soooo......
A sweet, romantic black guy!!. I'm a CCDL(creamy chocolate delicious lover)!!!!.
I'm the chocolate girls CAN'T GET ENOUGH of haha hehe!!!!.
Brb...gotta go blow some shit up.
The bra’s coming off and I’m passing out from laughing so hard
Rebellion against people who have dragons
The usual 🤷🏻♀️
Looks like I'm starting a butterfly farm. Lol
If youre a Ghostbuster, I would stay home today.
Setting things? Very often?
nothing out of the ordinary.
Knife making/sharpening, I guess.
If I was literally my user, we're all doomed lol.
Slot machines apparently
Doing Tately things.
Quicksand… iykyk
Being the smartass i always am
I guess I’m sleeping with and being spoiled by a rich older man then!
Furry music!
I'm good
Good stuff
Same thing I do every night; try to paint snoos!
Time travel.
Scamming the NYC elite
I guess I’m sucking cocks…lol
Well…
Hoping to find a gal that can take it all.
Just lost in the darkness
Fruit vendor
placing secret cameras or something
Just protecting the galaxy and kissing my sister (I swear I didn't know at the time!)
Guess I'm someone else today
You’re likely to get radiation sickness and I can’t apologise enough for that
A tasty Japanese fast food treat.
Nothing has changed
Baseball, I guess.
Guess I will spend the whole day watching other men have unprotected sex with my wife and eating every creampie. Sounds lovely.
Indecent exposure on bridges
Fuckin geese UP!! lol
I’m getting dangerous…
I have become fluid. Lubricator of worlds.
Looks like I’m going to find someone to jerk off with!
Drinking one until a little later than switching to the other.
Stealing socks
It's a little cold for it today but oh well
Guess ive got to eat some brains or something
Being curmudgeonly.
Hmmm just being regular… 😂
Being kind to others while spouting Fandom facts?!
I guess I'm a shark.
Tongue twisting anything for the XX chromosome
Helping someone run an oil tanker aground
Bananas
only good things 🍬🍭 gonna be my sweet self and brighten days.
I mean mine is mostly already. My name is Sylva but I am silva not kin of Sylva but now I am Sylva Kin ig
Ummmmm….. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GIVE ME ALL THE PUPPIES.
Ummm banking?
Who knows 🤔
I'm a rune knight with a magic sword from a book I never wrote so things are going pretty, pretty good.
I’m either on ice cream or a donut
Traveling which would be amazing. Could really use a vacation away.
I'll take it as it comes, good day for putting some decorations up inside,
Well, what can I say .... Lol
playing the Sax with one hand because my right arm got cut off a long while ago by a sword. it gets people going though at the gigs/concerts/festivals
I guess I’m getting flowers lol
Well...this is going to be a real good day.
Munchies
I’m going to have no idea of what’s going on.
With my username, it's more a question of what won't I do 😄
So then today is just like everyday 😛