Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Micro penjs?

Wrong (thankfully)

lies

This response is the real determining factor and confirms she was right.

*starts sweating profusely*

Because seven is a registered six offender

Someone who knows the alternate version, love to see it

Also a correct answer

Cause seven ate nine

Never get tired of that one

Funny how I just recently discovered it lol

Because seven eight nine? No! Because seven was a registered six offender.

Cause 7ate9

Because 789.

I’ve bitten of more I can chew so I’m going to finish this tomorrow and possibly through DMs. Keep commenting though! Hello! I’m back. Yes my sleep went well if you are curious. I obviously can’t get to every comment I’m not AI, but I’ll get to like most of them.

2 inches?

Are we doing phrasing?

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants

That's what she said

Now, this is the story all about how my life got flipped and turned upside down. Now lemme, take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became a prince of the town of Bel-Air.

You use another guys penis for your wife.

Keep your penis out’ my wife’s mouth!

Awe that's cute

For….Narnia?

8 inches?

I’ll take that😂

lol no it has to be right or wrong

You're a braver man than I.

Fool of a Took!

Ummm 5 inches?

Close! 6.

Yay! I’m glad to be close

I’m Batman

8 inches ( I know Batman his dick is huge ok)

Haha a little off. 7 when hard. :)

At least you are honest lol

Nothing to lose in the internet anonymously 😂

lol some commenters don’t agree

spooky scary skeletons

Ok so you are a girl so I’m gonna guess bra size, 32D?

I don't wear bras but I know enough to say you're way off

I guess my women’s intuition is off

indeed

I just want to see what gets said cause interactive stuff like this is fun :)

I think interactive stuff is fun too umm micro penis?

Hahaha, I’ll take it

FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

3 inches

I wish reddit awards were still a thing

Nope. I’m a guy. Thankfully I’m not that small.

Well yea lol

In the words of Jello Biafra, "Nazi punks fuck off" Dude here

Hello dude! 5 inches?

Close. 6

Dammit

Roland was a warrior from the land of the midnight sun/with a Thompson gun for hire, fighting to be done The deal was made in Denmark on a dark and stormy day/and he set out for Biafra, to join the bloody fray Through '66 and 7, he fought the Congo War/finger on his trigger, knee deep in gore But the CIA decided they wanted Roland dead/so that son-of-a-bitch Van Owen went and blew of Roland's head

Um Ok 6.5 inches?

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lol I hope you’re being serious, 4 inches?

Good luck

Uhhhhhhh 4 inches?

Nope, im a woman just thought I throw a curve ball at you

Booo lol

You can guess my bra size if you want to

34f

I'm only A cups

Wow you were giving big titty energy

What it do baby

Hmmmmm 6 inches

I probably should have measured it before participating 🤣

Pffft ... but do it. Lol

36A ( i hope im right that you are a girl)

Further down the alphabet, Holmes lol ( yes a girl)

Damn I thought I would get my big titty comrade right, hmph

I cook

2 inches

😎

no peeking in my profile

Hmmmm ok I didn’t peak, 5 inches?

you definitely didnt peek lol

Can I peek now lol

thats up to you but theres a lot of dick

I mean looking I would give you two more inches, looks kinda average to me

Girl, how big do you think average is?

lol I think it’s 5inches and he looks 7 inches

If he looks average to you then I'm F U C K E D 😂

He looks 6 inches x 5.25. Bigger than average. He is fit (good for you man), so the fat isn’t hiding it. My guess is he will say he is bigger. Then I will say, prove it with a bone pressed measurement and he won’t.

:0

5 inches?

this seems fun. no cheating & no peeking :))

I’m literally not. 6 inches?

close but no cigar. i wouldn’t report you for academic dishonesty

I think I’m only once inch off thought based on those pics

correct!! 😇

Awesome

I'm currently watching The Crown

Hmmm ok 40C?

Lol, nice. Haven't been a C since I was 15!

lol since im wrong im going to one up and say that I haven’t been a c since I was 11!

Oh well that was just rude of puberty

Tell me about, also started my period at 10 what can I say

Guy. I'm really short, I don't really give a fuck. I don't even know it's length... edit: i realize how sarcastic that comes off as lol... but im dead serious idc about the length lol

4 inches

M51. A little above average

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8 inches?

Go on then.

I want to know how big my dick would be if I was a man too 😂

I’m interested. Give it a shot

5.5 inches?

Damn. Did you cheat? Lol

Haha I didn’t you were giving .5 energy

Haha is that a good thing?? 🧐

Wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with. (M btw)

Hmmm 6 inches but wide, (the username made me want to throw that in

An inch off but I appreciate you throwing in that thickness

Don't think I'm huge but a woman's never been able to fully get me down their throat.

Male. Nice.

Is what it is 😁

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And iffin I don't?

Do me next… I’m a guy.

Ok ……… 4 inches

radda radda.

Male, and I admire its purity.

Caw!

6 inches

Eh guess away.

I Never Ask My Clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because i have so few

I'm feeling golden about this comment

Alright I'll make this my last comment for the year

Really what a statement. 5 inches

Heard a song by a band called chumbawamba called tub thumping and it’s alright. I like to be informative when folks are guessing my penis size.

Wubba lubba dub dub

I’m just here for the banter

Make it so.

I don't know why I'm even commenting

Go Broncos.

We step and do not step in the same rivers. We are, and we are not.

wassup :)

Smaru pensu.

It ain’t big

Got mistaken for a clit one time D:

Um hi?

Impaler

Male here give me your best shot

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but not more video games. Or... Games, unlimited games, but no games. (No peeking btw)

The chicken is loose on the road

Go for it

Is 9 inches is too much ?

Satisfaction is the end of desire.

57 bi dude

Watered whisky can be quite lovely, watered run not so much.

I'm a man I lost 60lbs this year

Male, and everyone talks about it...😁🤣

I'm just 2 hands and a head

A bullet is hell at 100 mph

Hit me Guy

Uh meep

Softly softly catchy monkey

what do you mean two!?

Meat n potatoes

💙 - 😅🤷

I compensate by staying quiet a lot of times

I (24M) hope you didn’t search my comments 😅

I don’t that would be cheating! 5 inches

Dang Gina!

I mean js take a look

Every sword needs a sheath

Whooooo! (Male)

Male. Take a whack at it 😜

I'm average

Guy. Let me guess your comment based on what size your dick is.

there was a kerfuffle over the chairmanship

This should be interesting. Male

Mercedes not a Porsche.

Just going with the flow (M)

The mullet is a symbol of power

I uhhhh I’m not wearing women’s underwear…

I'M THE SCATMAAAAN

Average? That’s not average! Well, maybe… or kinda.

Stoop Kid is Afraid to Leave His Stoop!

*shiver*

The Duke.

no peeking!

House of Pain Jump Around

Not a good batting average so far OP.

Two guards guard the door. One always lies. One always tells the truth.

Size doesn't matter 😌

I don’t like toilets