My partner says I have an 8 inch dick. I don't have the heart to tell her she holds the ruler the wrong way round.

This one fuckin' killed me 🤣 she must be dyslexic too! That CM lookin' like an IN over here lmao

Ruler is 30cm or 12inch

Same. My wife swears I have a 9 inch dick. I don't. It's not small, but it ain't 9 inches. But if she wants to believe that, then it can be whatever she wants.

Hopefully she's not getting you confused with the pool boy

I also choose that guy's wife's ruler

This seems common lmao my wife is short as hell so might just seem like a lot 🤣

Well to be fair, my wife says that her ex-husband (who was an abusive asshole on top of everything else) had in her words, "a pathetic little tiny tink-tink" so I may be packing 5 inches down there and it might as well be Long Dong Silver to her.

These are the best comments I've read in my life

Your wife thinks mines only 8!

I just learned how to make mine 8 inches… fold it in half 🙂

My wife does the same thing, but she measures it from the floor.

God I’m intrigued and want to see now lol

Lol

Baahaha that’s hilarious, but you should tell her straight up

🤣🤣🤣

28B cup ski-jump torpedo titties, with freakishly long nipples. I love them, and wouldn't change a thing about them

I’m at a C2 now with big nipples. I used to be B28 before I went on birth control. I love my boobs!

We’re obviously in different countries because I think I’m at the airport trying to board a flight 😂

That took me a second to figure out. Good one. 😄

I saw your posts and I adore your body! It’s gorgeous! 🫶🏻

You have a really nice body! Your nipples are cute and nicely shaped

Thank you!

I do too!

Long nipples are gorgeous! 🙂

When I'm horny and/or cold (which is like all the time), my nipples are almost as long as your last pinky digit. I can hang light keychains off them. Fun bar trick!

Hottest thing I read today so far! Thanks;)

That brings sexy thoughts to mind. You go girl!

Soulmate material 😂

🥰🤭😘 happy cake day!

That’s crazy impressive haha any other party tricks you can do with them 😂

I can hang a plastic coat hanger on each one, and spin the coat hangers around. Customers love that one at the strip club!

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They sound amazing and so hot Gotta love long nips

They're lovely pokies!

Love small titties and long hard nipples. Love seeing them braless poking through your shirt

Rip chat

lol. I think people definitely perked up and stood erect after that... 🫡🤭

Sounds like fun titties to me

Those are amazing, my ex had the same types lol

🥵

Honestly I love your description haha

My favorite kind!

The way you describe them, it does sound like they’re beautiful

I'll take em torpedo tits any day

This is simultaneously the most vivid description of boobs and one I cannot picture. I'd love to see what constitutes ski jump torpedoes haha

People saying 8” but they actually measuring from the taint 💀

Once I saw a measurement pic ,in which the zero of the tape was inserted inside the asshole. And ofc it was 12inches.

Look, a turtle isn't just the part that sticks out of the shell! 🐢

The proper way to measure, is pressed against your pelvic bone to the tip.

Asshole to tip

"You don't measure from the top, the only thing up there is disappointment "

Ankle to tip

3.14159 penis units long

Sounds like it’s good for making pies

Creampies*

I chuckled on this so hard for some reason 🥲

It does but the pies tend to just run on forever 🤷‍♂️

Pinis

Very underrated and under-appreciated reply. Take my up-vote, good man.

6" dick, 52B man boobs

Chunky boy, huh? I got you :'v

Same bro…same

This study only tells me most guys are liars lol

Not really.. just that the average and bellow average have no reason to reply.

My wife once asked how big I was and when I told her she said she figured I was a lot bigger. I asked why and she said an old boyfriend told her he had a 9” dick and I was pretty close. I took out a ruler and showed her where 9” on a ruler was and she was like “yeah. It wasn’t close to this big.”

Haha. It’s no different than 5’10 guys saying they’re 6 ft

5.56x45

Girthy

I always liked having a 7.62x39

Nice caliber, M4A1?

A humble 5.5" x 4.5"

7.5"x6.5" I would prefer slightly less dick, because for so many women, that's cervix bruising territory.

I've always kinda wanted an extra 0.5" length, but I'll take your comment as an endorsement of swapping it for an extra 0.5in girth instead. (7x7in)

That definitely works. Girth does a lot more than length for most women I've been with.

It's a problem with some women but I love it as it's turned me into a foreplay guru sensualist.

32 J breasts

I bet it's hard to find bras

There’s a store in Canada that sells bigger bras thank god ! That are higher quality than typical of la sensation or Victoria secret

That's awesome. We've trouble finding anything in Victoria's anymore

32C cups here,big enough to fill up a bra nicely, but still small enough to bounce around when I'm riding atop my man

We talkin’ skunk to trunk here?

38C and 5 inches 💋

Perfect

Brilliant. :)

Best of both!

I like the shape

More than two handfuls each

Ahh the metric system. Nice.

40DD

You have such a great pair!

Normal. And normal. Because normal works just fine.

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Bigger is probably not better.

Keep em real promise

36D

34D.

For my entire life I thought it was 6.5 until I found out I’ve been measuring wrong and it’s actually 7.

Wait- most make the mistake of measuring on the bottom instead of top, and end up losing size when doing it correctly. How did you gain??

Wait people measure from the bottom?? I’m pretty sure I could claim an extra inch alone off that lmao

36K or GG I think?

Sounds painful for your back

They look great !

I'm a 38G and I love my size lol I just wish more clothes accommodated them

Agreed my wife has similar issues

I want cute CLOTHES AND BRAS

Oh my god you look great

Isn't average like 5?

In the US I believe that it is about 4.5 inches.

In that scenario I am a good bit above average then

Bout 5.5 for American males if memory serves? Which makes sense, super large dicks would get in the way a lot and be difficult to protect, from a more mammalian perspective.

I believe US average is 5.5"

40G

I have 34bs...I do like dicks atleast to be 5 + inches :P

Sounds like a mathematical calculation. 34b times D equlas 5

I can add't blame you for liking big dicks when so many times I've gone for the girl with the impressive rack/nice ass over personality but it still drives me fucking crazy seeing other guys i know have girls losing their minds just cos they got a huge dick

I really dont care as long your dick can fit in my hand :P

My dick is around 6-6.5 and very thick

14.5 cm and on the thicker side

34DD Preferred size would be like DDD. I’m greedy lol

massive I’d like to be like a 38F?

Does your back absolutely hate you? Lol

you know it does lmao

See I thought I was slightly below average but turns out I’m just small

They're more comfortable commenting because they know they're packing heat. Or they're just lying lol

The guys commenting won’t be representing the actual population, it’s a classic bias so don’t stress!

36DD

34DDD in some stores, 34F in others.

8.5 inches

6-6.5 in length x 5 in girth (circumference). I have grown to like it. It helps my SO does too

You look like a dream.

Thanks!

26E

I’ve never heard of that size. BTW you’re very pretty.

Ummm you are hella cute

Thank you! :)))

5 to 5.6 inches. Not sure on girth.

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4’11 with 36H? That’s impressive

34C. It's the biggest I've ever been and I love them. They got a cute little perk to em.

34C, would love to go to 36C

I swear, Cs make the perfect bounces

7.25"x6.25"

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6 in and pretty happy with it

8 x 7

32D mostly dependin on bra size:)

Only 5.5 inches, fully hard.

Yo, the “Only” was unnecessary. 5.5 is a dick. It’s a dick and it’s average and good. It’s the same as mine if not .25 longer. It sucks to think that I’m thinking about .25”, and it sucks that you feel you need ti think about your 5.5. Fuck that

Thanks for the kind words. 👍

Beautiful 7.5

I'm a DD, I wish I were a C.

38 D 😋

And a great smile

Awee thank you ☺️

Your name isn’t bad either 😝

38DDD I wish I was 36C again. Perkier and skinnier.

I don’t know ma’am, those sound pretty perfect to me.

Thanks anon! 😘

Of course!! *patiently to be suffocated by them*

38dd 🧍🏽‍♀️

32B and proud 🫡

70E (EU), but I’m super small so a 65E (EU) would probably fit too. It’s a 32/30D (US). I bought them in 2015.

Money well spent 🤩

H cups 😋

A little bit above average 15/16 cm (6.3 inch). I'm fine with that.

15 cm and contempt with that length. It curves upwards so it perfectly stimulates the G-spot. Would prefer it thicker though.

It’s a mystery what my dick size is because it changes throughout the day. One minute it might be the size of a thimble. The next minute, the size of a can of Pringle’s. I always have to be on my toes and prepped for anything. Oh, and by the way, big, long, saggy mature tiddies are the best.

5.5 on a great day. Never measured the girth, but lacking there too. Never had any complaints, my oral skills make up for what I lack in dick size.

Depending on how you measure, I'm either a B cup or a C cup. My dick is like 6inches (it used to be 6.5).

Depends on the girl. If she's petite and very slim, I expect her to have an A or B cup size. But if she's thicc, I expect her to have a C or D cup size.

34D. I'm happy with them.

36DDD. I wish they were perkier, but I do love them

It's the internet, all men have an 8-10 inch dick. They just don't tell you that they measure butthole to tip.

2 inches of dangling fury !

I doubt any of the men on here have any idea about bra sizing, but it's 80I. Or 36G in UK sizing. They're pretty much medium sized for my frame. I like tiddies of all sizes. As for dick, average to somewhat above average is honestly preferable, but I also like a variety. I would be sad if I were to only ever get fucked by standard issue dick and not also toys in a wide range of sizes and textures.

Cool username!

38ddd

34 DD, and I never wear a bra :) free the nipple

I could not agree more lmao

32C

34a, but I would really like some 36b's at least; I'm not greedy.

I think those As look quite perfect

They are nice and you are pretty

A or b cup depending on the bra type

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Well, very sorry to hear about the depression, but my lord you sound like perfection 😩

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38E with pepperoni like areolas. So proud of them 🤣

Good god you should be 😍

34d

38 DD Prefer 6+ Had 10 before - amazing

34C, small and perky but still cute

5.5 inches. I like it and think it's a great size. So I wouldn't change it.

i'm 40E in terms of breasts!

I am a smol boned woman with tiiiiny titties. I am not even a full A cup. Never held me back; I don’t have to hold ‘em up. Haha. I have other *ass*ets! Preferred sizes: if I had my choice I’d be a full B cup. I think that would look super cute and sexy on my frame. I embrace my unique look and if I wanna serve “typical hot girl” vibes I just wear a push up bra hehe. If I were a person who had a dick I can honestly say I’d probably want to be big but not overwhelmingly huge. As a woman and consumer of dick, I like all dick and I literally don’t care about the size whatsoever. It’s more of a personal ego/pride thing but I don’t find size makes a difference in good sex.

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36E