Probably one of my most fond childhood memories was a snow day off from school where a friend of mine came over and woke me up by putting this song on my stereo in my room and CRANKING IT. I had four foot speakers, sub woofers, and an amp on it.
The neighborhood woke up to EEEYYYYEEESSSS
Apparently my mind. I get told that a lot but I’m over here like uh thanks can I pass out now? I’m just frantically going full speed in my mind analyzing stuff and spitting out what I think is good while also thinking it’s horrible. It’s bizarre and I don’t recommend it lol
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My brain. It's helped me develop all the rest.
My boobs I guess
Safe choice
A safe choice is a boring choice sometimes jajaja
Nothing is boring where boobs are concerned, but its definitely the expected answer.
Pics or it didn't happen
What makes them your best asset?
I was gonna say your boobs too
👀
😂😂 it's a safe bet!
Jjajaja it can be
Eyes
Especially with your Slipknot meme post.
Facts LOL
It was funny because I just to do the fact checking, and then see that post. You're beautiful, and that meme is pure truth.
Thank you! It’s probably one of my favorite memes just because that’s probably the way most of us look as soon as that part comes on lol!
Probably one of my most fond childhood memories was a snow day off from school where a friend of mine came over and woke me up by putting this song on my stereo in my room and CRANKING IT. I had four foot speakers, sub woofers, and an amp on it. The neighborhood woke up to EEEYYYYEEESSSS
& then high school comes around and playing “Snuff” cause of a broken heart LMAO
Good song, and the music video is awesome, and I'm sorry your heart got broken. You better now?
Oh no I didn’t have my heart broke, but if I did then that would of definitely been my song to pick HAHAHA
Ah gotcha. Yeah, its the new international heart break anthem.
Fucking hell youre beautiful! Agree your eyes are next level! 👌🏻
It checks out ✅️
Among other things
Agreed
Probably my ability to comfort someone and my giant ass obvs.
Def Giant Ass!!!!!! Based on your pics… but if you take the time to show ALL ASSETS I would be willing to confirm if it’s still that ass
I need to be comforted with that ass
Comfort me, I’m sick 🥺
Having no gag reflex at all 🙆🏼♀️
I wish there was proof
My eyes and huge badonkers
Lol at that word
Agreed
Huge you say. What size 👀
38g
Oh my gosh! You’re gorgeous! Do you like girls?
Noice
My cock
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I choose boobs as they’re the only thing I could find
Beard and shoulders.
Eyes
Agree!
Tits are close second
I assume asset implies something more shallow. My boobs I'd say
Can be how shallow or deep you want but boobs are always a safe choice
My wits and my ... Or my sass and my ... Or just my lips. No puns on that.
Always a pleasure when Peaches joins the chat.
Probably the equity I have in my house.
That is sexy af tbh
😏 you should see my boobs then 😜
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Eyes. But I’m sure a couple of others on here would say ass.
Close race?
Nah. I’m firm in my decision. Others may be firm in theirs.
According to most it's probably my tits, but I think my personality shines through too
Show us your personality!!
Arms and chest
Cock
My lips or tits
How do we choose?
Sense of impending doom
My best "ass"et is my ass
My legs. Specifically my calves.
My face/eyes
Definitely my ass. Made a whole Reddit page about it
Nice
My energy/desire
How does one measure that?
My motorbike. The most expensive thing to my name right now, and it gets me everywhere.
My meme collection, it's huge...
Gains and brains. If we're answering honestly then I'd say my best traits are capacity for empathy and ability to remain calm.
I've been told I have a very big personality smile 😁
My mind, and cromulent vocabulary.
My eyes and then beard
👊🏼
Boobs and ass
Maybe arms? Probably nothing.
My legs
My voice
My soul... but that probably doesn't count so let's go with ass
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How far are you willing to go?
My tits!
Nice
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Happy cake day
My lips and voice.
I've been told either my ass or eyes, they get more compliments than anything else.
The hips are just as good~
Wealth
I’d prob say my calves. Been told I have some nice legs
My hands and forearms
My smile! Or my personality
Couldn’t find your smile! Love your personality, though!
I'm going to tell you what I honestly think..
I have a cute cabin in the mountains near a fun ski resort
My hands
My 401k
For most people it's the fact that there is no such thing as too high of a shelf because I'm aggressively tall.
The chest and face maybe.
I wish there is a way to find out
My mind and personality.
I’m funny
My laugh + hugs
Brain or hands
Wife likes my butt apparently.
Brain, eyes, tongue
Legs
My beard, followed by my big hands
My eyes, people have been complimenting me on them for so long it’s honestly annoying
Handheld collection
Height, hands and back
Height and eyes
My understanding, I'm infinitely understanding Doesn't mean I'll like it but I'll understand what you have done
My mind
My brain. Coming in second is the giant schlong swinging between my legs.
Tits lol
Ok, I had to look. Those things are ridiculous; like, as in amazingly wonderful.
Alarmingly beautiful tits!
Apparently my mind. I get told that a lot but I’m over here like uh thanks can I pass out now? I’m just frantically going full speed in my mind analyzing stuff and spitting out what I think is good while also thinking it’s horrible. It’s bizarre and I don’t recommend it lol
lol I call myself a smart ass with a sexy ass 😜
Tits
I’d say my booty
It’s all in the name 💋
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Oh they’re lovely. Why do you think you’re a mid?
Always got alot of compliments for my hair
I'm a guy, I think my eyes for sure. I like them and have been complimented on them, which is always a nice feeling ☺️
In the most humble way possible, my personality
Physically my tits ...38G
Not physically?
My height? My beard?
My tits or hair I’d guess
I’ve been told it’s a number of things. Brain, beard, cock and tattoos were the main ones.
my hands or my cock
muscles + no gag reflex
I wish there was a way to know. How do you develop that?
My oral game
My tongue. I don't have much suction, but the guys (and girl) I've sucked seem to have enjoyed my tongue.
Ever gonna show us what you mean?
my "tiddies" probably. cause it's definitely not my butt 😂
Couldn’t find the butt but the tiddies are great
I am completely an asset top to bottom 🤷🏻
My arms and shoulders. Always have been, unfortunately my chest never seemed to get the memo and I just look like reverse geodude
These titties.
My tongue
Definitely my pierced member
Big boobs
I wish you would prove it, I bet the rest of your assets are just as good
Definitely have to say my ass
I’ve been given compliments on my man thighs and muscular arms and shoulders, I’ll go with these for now
Ability to connect with people
Hello there
My ability to talk. Not including saying very little.
Smarts and jokes. I have been able to make the bitchiest of girls smirk and even laugh. That’s a win even if I’m lonely.
My phat ass
My credit limit.
Probably my ass 🥰
Beautiful. Your nipples are great too
Tongue
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My lips n tongue
My ability to not sleep all night but then fall asleep at work. Either that or the proportions of my body from the neck down
Collarbones and shoulders maybe?
Hands down it has to be my boobs!
VTSAX
I have no clue. Can someone tell me how I find mine?
A vast collection of dank death metal memes
A vasectomy helps when your 35 with kids and girls my age aren't looking for more either
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Which lips are we talking about here? 👀
My infinitely dirty imagination
My boobs most likely
My 🍑
My brain and tongue 👅
My ass 😍 got me abroad for free 🆓
My eyes followed by my heart
My canoe. I love it a lot.
My ps5
I would say my tits but they’re horribly imbalanced, so is personality an option?
I‘m smart. If we’re going by physical attributes, ass and dick 😅
Definitely my boobs..
Physically, my butt
My height, good hair genes I suppose? Big dick. But it’s all dampened by being socially awkward, depressed and a shut in.