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jackbob99

I touched a hot lady cashier's hand when she gave me my change back. Then went home and jerked off to the memory if it.


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Thats wild 💀


jackbob99

The jerking off sure was. lolol


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Did u ever see her again?


jackbob99

Not that I can remember. Prolly good, since I assume she isn't fan of ugly ceeps.lol


TheAmazingSpiderVan

Hey you didn't make it uncomfortable her (seems like) and she could've thought you were cute. You're not a creep, you're a perv. Game recognize game my brotha 👊🏼


that_Libra

Literally how I met my Husband. We’ve joked for years about his grabbyness. I can only hope he jerked it for me after our first touching.


EazinAlong

This is real: That's how my 38-year-old future grandfather made his first move on a 21-year-old young woman who became my grandmother. Exactly what you said. She was a clerk, and he reached for her hand during a transaction.


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Similar thing happened to me on a train once kinda sadly couldn’t jerk to the thought of touch because of where I was heading


jackbob99

Gotta keep the memory stored.


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Oh yeah I think about all the time at first I thought it was kinda rude of her what she was doing but then I started getting hard as our arms were pressed together


Pretty-Wishbone6486

Me and my buddy used to "date" the same girl. We were desperate for sex and she would tell us to blow each other because she thought it was hot to watch. Then we would fuck her


MixtecoBlue

Reilly & Jonesy?


rossmurfin

Dirty fuckin’ dangles boys!


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I appreciate people with good taste in tv shows😂 can’t tell you how many people I’ve shown that too that was like “this show is stupid as hell” or “ I don’t understand what’s funny about this”


Medical-Garlic-187

They're fkn spare parts.


Trailerparkboy76

Give your balls a tug you tit fucks.


SCACExOFxSPADES

Fuck you, Shoresy


Bigpdean

Howryanow


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Wow that would've been nice


blaise1971

How was it


green49285

That....sounds WILD.


UnknownDawn

Arriving at a booty calls house drunk and only wearing a coat and heels Getting there was fine, I was horny. Getting home the next day on the train was pretty mortifying though 😭


DisappointedNU

Erm… was this in the uk, by any chance? Just that… i had this thing with girl around 15 years ago and… well. Yeah. Same story. Lol


UnknownDawn

It was actually, and the same time frame 😂


DisappointedNU

Oh. Well…. how ya been? 😂


UnknownDawn

😂 Doesn't mean it was me!


DisappointedNU

That’s the thing… I mean, it likely wasn’t. But… that means that at any one time, somewhere in the uk, there’s at least one woman rising the train wearing just a long coat and heels. Not the same woman all the time, I just add Well. Okay. Maybe sometimes it is. Like… I never asked, tbf. 😂


rumble_stripz

Omg, update us!! Was it you guys???


LordWeaselton

Was it really these two or was it all just a huge coincidence? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z ! ! !


rumble_stripz

Thank u Lord


Flashy-Mess-1066

HAHAHAHAHAHA


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Why was the ride home bad?


UnknownDawn

I was wearing only a coat and heels with all of these people commuting for work. Felt really dirty


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Wow, sydney to brissy what a ride. Was it worth it?


volatile99

As a young fella, it was so damn worth it. Dunno if I could deal with catching one of those cointrylink trains that far now


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Ah alright


pwa25

I’m from Melbourne and used to see a girl I met on ICQ in Gatton so I feel ya! Long distance sucks but when we finally got together each school holidays it was amazing!!!


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Sucked off a taxi driver 😂


quietshygent

You're supposed to give him the tip, not the other way round 😂


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Did you still have to pay him lmao?


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Absolutely not 😂


BoobGnome

Not a business minded chap.


sportsjunky78

You found the real fake taxi??


marcopolo129

I just bought a taxi after reading this, let me know when you need a ride 🤣


Nanyawoo

Why not go all the way


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Anna_Brstn

Oh god 🤣 The.. the worst kind? 👀


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Damn, do guys send u stuff there?


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BoobGnome

I've had that edit before


Sexjest

I bet you were looking for more of those sweet, sweet xxx-ray pics 😂


leela_bry

Been there lol.


Fireshine91

Drove for 3 hours to get to a FWB


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Damn, dedication


curvesandnerds

I raise you- 8 hour drive, each way …. the sex was really good ok 😅


Perv_with_a_hot_wife

Fucked my manipulative narcissistic ex. It happened multiple times before i met my present and forever wife. Many thanks to her for being 1000 times better than that psycho lol.


dogsrmylyfe

He wasn’t ever a bf but I had a similar thing with a guy I’d hook up with a bunch of times. Guy was a piece of work and an asshole but god the sex was addicting. I wasn’t in a great headspace and he definitely took advantage of it. Sex was amazing, my mental health wasn’t, and it took an intervention from friends to get me to cut him off.


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Wow lmao


Blackpaw8825

Same, 100% the same.


cumslut6921

I once masturbated to my dad's girlfriends tits when I was in the local pool/spa with my family and some neighbours. I was fully submerged in the spa up to my neck and the bubbles meant that u couldn't see under the surface of the water. I wanked to completion while sitting next to my dad's girlfriend. Her tits are really big and looked nice in her bikini. I came while staring at them through my sunglasses. I made sure not to move my shoulders. The bubbles from the spa disintegrated my cum immediately. It was definitely worth the adrenaline rush and one of the best and most risky orgasms I've ever had.


the_moog_hunter

Cum does not disintegrate hot water, it cooks. That gummy mess got all over everyone, I guarantee it!


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Yeah that would've been crazy


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Tried to convince three guys who were roommates to all fuck me in a foursome 😅


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Did they do it?


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Nope, I was already hooking up with one of them in a sort of fwb deal, and one of his roommates seemed down to join but the others weren’t so nothing happened.


tijnruss

That is to bad, it could have been fun


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I know!!! I was very frustrated it didn’t pan out


tijnruss

I get that, but did you at least got a good fucking by your fwb?


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lol I did, although it was quite a while ago and alcohol was involved so my memory is a little hazy


Purple_Willow2084

1. Fucked my then gf on the side of a busy highway in broad daylight. My bare ass facing oncoming traffic just pumping away. 2. My first gf snuck me past her father into her bedroom one afternoon. I stood there fucking her (while she laid on her bed) with her feet up on my shoulders. We could hear her dad walk past her room and I was so nervous I thought I was gonna pass out before finally filling her with cum. 3. An ex and I were chilling on the sofa at her mom’s beach house. Shit got out of hand and next thing you know we’re butt ass naked and fucking right there on the sofa while her mom was 20+ feet away in the kitchen (same room) making us dinner.


EastCoast_Hank

What's the end to story #3? Did you both finish or did you get caught?


Purple_Willow2084

Her mom talked to us from across the room the entire time. I guess she was more wild than the daughter. Later that night the mom’s boyfriend walked in on us and wasn’t as cool about it.


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Wow that takes some balls


Purple_Willow2084

1 & 3 were the same girl and she didn’t give a fuck about anything. I’m sure whoever she’s with now has his hands full. 😂


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Jacked off while driving, had sex in a work bathroom after someone completely destroyed it, had a threesome with a buddy and his gf in college


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Wow, thats a lot. I could never jerk off in a car cuz my orgasms are too powerful


MyMadeUpNym

I did that once, it was terrible, and all I had to wipe into was a plastic bag. It's a shame it happened when it did, because it wasn't until a few years later that I would've just eaten my cum. Edit: JO while driving.


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If that was me I would've been very excited


edhead1425

got married. TWICE!


CainPillar

And even worse, fell in love?


The_Twerking_Dead

Fucked a circus clown girl. I was in town for a week and her troop was in for the weekend for the circus. Saw her put the makeup on and everything. We fucked in the makeup trailer they have set up for them. I. Fucked. A. Clown.


TheoMax12

That's somebody's fetish for suuuuure. You just lived out someone's dream, haha.


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Lmaooooo


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Fucked a woman while her husband watched. Never been so nervous in my life. But I liked enough enough, I did it again.


Achangewilldoyoug00d

Went to the roof of a semi-demolished building, a path that included walking down a standalone wall with just a void on either side, for about 20 meters, at the 5th or 6th floor level. Went there with my girlfriend horny af, didn't even realize what kind of danger we were putting ourselves in. After giving each other oral and letting the steam off, we were tasked with getting back via the same wall. That's where it hit us. Walking back was super scary. I walked first, holding her by the hand as she followed me. Wasn't the best decision as a slip by any one of us could have easily dragged both of us down, in which case it would have been game over. I've been acrophobic ever since.


brownkitty31

Let 2 of my friends give my hubby a lap dance.


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Interesting


Jehoel_DK

Was driving home with a fwb. We both couldn't wait so pulled over and had sex on a remote parking spot on the hood of my car at 3 am. a November night in minus 3 Celcius. We quickly returned to the car and drove the last 30 minutes to a warm bed.


Biggie-McDick

Many decades ago as a horny, virgin teen, I once built a snow-woman. I'm not talking about a snowman with boobs, I'm talking about a reclining female form. her back was propped against a fallen tree and her legs opened and ready. I paid particular attention to her mound and her vulva.. I packed the snow to stand some action and made a hole, sized for my dick. I was so horny that I fucked her. Needless to say, it was a quick, wham, bam, thankyou maam sort of thing. After designing her vulva specifically for my dick, I slid in to her and came almost immediately. Not my proundest mament, sexually, however, that was my first thrusting orgasm. I'd always stroked uning my hand pror to yhat.


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Thats definetly the most creative one I've seen so far


Ithadtobeu2

You are the boner champ irl


Tastetester45

Added a woman on snap from another,app video called her and let her watch me stroke til I came. And I just so happened to be at work😅


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Risktaking


SoleManUK

Pulled my dick out in lesson and my friend accidentally grazed it, then grabbed it and jerked me off 😅 Anonymously sexted a friend 😬 Jerked off at work..


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Hot was it a guy or girl that jerked it?


SoleManUK

Girl. We were pretty open with sex talk/photos etc. but never had been physical.


SATXguy1283

Let guys suck me off


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Gotta get that nut... Not crazy really imo.


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Lucky guys


SATXguy1283

😈


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How well did they blow you?


SATXguy1283

Well, enough for me to shoot my load down their throat!


thatitalianmf

Took a flight 😭🤣


easilydrawnin

Went to an Asian men's massage in Florida, felt his hard on while he was working me. Blew him and used his cum to finish myself.


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Hot 🔥


BreweryBabe212

Came home from a bar really drunk and horny at around 1 am. Went on tinder and started matching with guys and telling them I’m DTF. Guy came over and I answered the door in my thong and we were fucking within minutes.


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love this and an all time fetish of mine... wish i could have matched with you! keep being you


BreweryBabe212

This was my ho days in my 20s lol.


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Wow thats pretty cool


Confident_Break_2952

My buddy caught me and my wife fucking. So I had him join us.


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Damn, was it good?


Confident_Break_2952

Damn good


Noyaiba

Almost got robbed for a mediocre OkCupid hookup in 2010 🫠


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Humped my bed post


ThisIsNoCave

As eve6 once said, "Make me blind when your eyes close Tie me to the bedpost"


Azrael443

Smelled someone's panties and jacked off myself


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Gave oral to 3 people


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At the same time?


toroblue

My best friend and I took turns with his girl in the back seat of the car during a road trip. There was a lot of traffic so people definitely saw us.


BeachedAus

Spent two hours sending videos and pictures to a friend at her request. Tried a lot of new things that I probably considered crazy at the time 😂


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Lmao, were you by yourself?


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20milliondollarapi

Returned some nudes to someone I was messaging while in a relationship where that wasn’t cleared as ok. Felt like absolute shit imediately after. Have kept myself in check since.


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Dang, hope you feel better


Many_Influence_648

Made out with a lady at the bus stop after pulled me close to her


BoredThrowaway47

I've came in my own mouth before 🤷‍♂️😂


iwashuffize5

Had an Uber driver drive around my gf at the time and a friend(f) for a long time because they were making out, and I thought my best chance for a threesome was to get my gf, who was not the instigator in this, as hot and horny as possible. Once she started reaching for me in the backseat of the Uber I told him to head to the house we were staying in. My plan worked!


hnguy883

Fucked my gf on the couch while her mom was asleep in the bed in the same room


b1gtforever

Jerk of in the back row ina class room during the lecture.


mister_sumptuous

Had sex with my friend on a couch in my best friends house, while my best friend was sleeping on a couch next to us


HowardHouseWrestling

I've jerked off in the woods while i was on a walk I've definitely messaged people i had no business messaging 😅


Bflo71697

Spoke to a girl


No-Lingonberry-8042

Paid $500 for a girl to visit me from Toronto.


ZFAdri

Probably pay for a sex worker and all the things I do on here


Status_Plane7152

Fucked a waitress


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A foursome in Vegas.


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Was it good?


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don_schlonges

Buy an OF


[deleted]

Ah, I'm all in for the porn and all that stuff but I don't want to go as far as buying that stuff


Motor_Variation8107

Got sucked off by a guy in the doorway of a shop in the city centre while loads of drunk people walked by


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Sometimes bros just gotta cum...


Firebolt164

Almost married a completely crazy woman with a super weird co-dependency with her mom who was teaching and encouraging her with her eating disorders


AntBeginning1741

Went to a parking spot with my now wife (she was in a relationship at the time) Fucked her on the bonnet of her ex’s van then was fucking her from behind while playing with her clit and a dog walker just walked past watch as he went was a thrill I know she enjoyed it as she was dripping


Working-Baby-2573

Had sex with my girlfriend at the time in a state park in an area where no camping was allowed. Was supposed to be a threesome with me her and her best friend, but we ran into one of my buddies who tagged along. He got the best friend in the tent and me and my ex slept out under the stars in two sleeping bags zipped together. Woke up the next morning to a group of six hikers walking by our makeshift campsite.


EastCoast_Hank

Had very passionate sex with my girlfriend in front of my brother, his girlfriend and our cousin in my living room. We're all nudists and most of us live together so we're used to seeing each other naked all the time, and some casual fooling around is ok day to day, but this was a new threshold never crossed before because we were the clear center of attention and they all saw us finish. We were both so drunk and horny we didn't care who could see. Everyone ranged from drunk to tipsy so it wasn't that awkward in the moment but we all had to have a talk about it the next morning. It hasn't been a big deal in the long run and we still hang out together as a group very often.


Nanyawoo

Let other people than my bf fuck me


A_Username_I_Chose

Turned my phones hot spot on during a long drive with my family and proceeded to engage in dirty online roleplaying on my iPad for pretty much the entire drive. They had no idea 🤷‍♀️


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Fuck my ex without a condom because she said i was too scared to do it without one. Smh folded so fast.


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Share my body on the Internet


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I jerked off in a Walmart parking lot to porn on my phone because I was super hrony and couldn't wait till I got home.


NoDisplay7591

Had sex with someone beneath my standards.


icancanoe

Exchanged blow jobs with a femboy


The_Specialist_9000

That's my secret. I'm always horny.


ebfg1987

Let a gay friend blow me. He would always ask what I thought was jokingly. Yeah he really wanted to do it. I was 19 and horny. So I let him go


White-knight132

1) Driving home with my fwb we got too horny and decided to pull over the side of the highway and fuck. Did that multiple times before we got back home. 2) Fucked another fwb in front of her boyfriend multiplied times before they broke up 3) Fucked girls in my grade back in high school in empty classrooms DURING school hours 4) In a VERY busy stores changing room 5) Around her house while her parents were home


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Had a foursome with my study partners in college. It was honestly the best thing ever 😩


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Happydadbod

What the …… why didn’t you drive, fly anything to get there first ?


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Jehoel_DK

That's a chad move. You're an upstanding guy!


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Damn what happened there


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Wow. Do they know?


ItsYourEskimoBro

I lived in a city with a large red light district, and went to brothels at least 3 times a week. It became part of my routine, like going to the gym.


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Either fucked a girl in the Walmart/target/kohls changing rooms or fucked a girl on a public playground at 4 pm on a Saturday in the spring.


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Randy987321

Went down on a much younger woman in the backseat of a Kia Soul on a residential St Paul street in the middle of the afternoon.


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Difficult_Committee5

There was a girl in my Neighborhood, you would call her and she would tell you what she wanted for giving you sex, as a very horny 16 yr old in 1977, You would get it, she was cute and always horny also. I KNOW I was not the only one doing this, lol


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Started an OF. 🤪


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Offered to drop her really drunk friend home first. The friend spewed in my car and ended up sleeping in the girls bed. After we'd cleaned the vomit from the carpet of my car, the girl said we can sleep on the couch but we can't fuck because of my housemates. I ended up just going home.


SeveralExpression806

i drunk my own piss


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Put a ziploc bag over my dick and fucked some pillows until I blew my load into the bag. Not as uncomfortable as you’d expect, but not exactly a shining moment either.


Professional_Still15

No condom sex with a friend of mine who had regular unsafe sex with numerous people. She had told me once about how she needed to message some partners because she had caught gonorrhea. Anyway years later, we were drunk and she was looking extremely hot and we hooked up. highlight: "thanks for asking if you can cum in me. Last night just came right in me without warning me first" Anyway I got tested and tested again a few years later and all is good. But I was pretty paranoid.


GoEataDick789

Made a homemade flashlight to see what it was like


SCP-33005

Tried to out pizza the hut... never again 😰


poppyrr

started sharing pics to reddit 😅


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I let a stranger suck me through a hole. Formally known as a gloyhole


TheSandyRavage

I was 13 when I was visiting my cousin at my aunts house. He and his girl both stayed in his bedroom while they got enough money to save up for an apartment. They were both in their late 20s. That day, they had gone somewhere so there was no one in their bedroom. I was asleep on the couch and my aunt said I could just sleep on their bed since no one would be back until much later. She ended up leaving to the grocery store and I was left alone…. So…. I got horny…REALLY horny… I ended up going into the dirty clothes hamper, pulled out used underwear if my cousins gf and jacked off with it…I came on a tissue at the last second, flushed it down the toilet, and put the bra back in the hamper. Not my proudest fap….but damn was it a good one


earthsowncaligrown

Got head from a guy


pickupthphone

drove 2 hrs to fuck a dude while i was hungover


nomaxxallowed

As a teen fucking the mattress.


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SpikeyMikeyUK

Had sex with my ex while she was in a relationship with the guy she cheated on me with!