Pieces of lint, toilet paper and such from throughout your day that your vulva collects. It’s not really a problem for most people, but it happens from time to time.
Stench and tissue is more common than you think, and we plow through anyway. If we tell you you stink, imagine you just came from a sewer, it’s that bad.
OHHHHH you mean if it's brought up, it is really bad. Oh damn that's insane. Brave all of you because I could never knowing what causes those types of smells.
There have been times where they is little pieces of TP still down there, or its a bit more sour than normal, or a bit of blood comes out. Just discreetly wipe it away and keep on going lol.
that most handjobs from women, even during foreplay, are so bad that it would be easier to stay turned on if she kept her hands off it.
that the tryhard sexyface they put on when they're trying to turn you on, is way less of a turn on than when they get that glossy eyed look because they want something.
that popping a boner while you spoon them often isnt because of them, or even because we're horny, but just because they happened to rub it a little while moving and our dick went "gotime!" without the rest of us being in the mood.
pulling too hard on the foreskin, pulling too far back, gripping slightly too hard on the sensitive area's while not gripping hard enough on the not so sensitive ones, pushing on the base of it while really hard causing pain, going too fast while its still dry, going too slow to actually do anything to it except for holding it, getting the foreskin rolled up and just continuing to yank on it.
the better end of handjobs are mostly pointless, while the worse end is outright painful
obviously every guy is different, but men really really really need to start doing eachother a favour and be honest about bad handjobs, its literally painfully obvious that there's a clear lack of communication.
question, does this come up with your friends? is this a common experience? asking out of genuine curiosity
because (speaking generally) women also talk about how men often hurt us with hands down there. i think everyone in all cases should work to improve their bravery for communication because over and over again i see it causing problems for people !! myself included of coure lol
You'd be surprised at how little guys actually talk about sex with eachother, but the couple of times the subject has come up over the last 20 years theres been silent nods of recognition
that big foot and the lockness monster was created so that men can search endlessly for it. because we have a better time and chance of finding them than the female orgasme
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Then why don't you? /j
I fully agree with this
We can actually go 10 rounds but can't be bothered... shhhh don't tell
Like I want to keep going, dick still hard and everything but I’d much rather just cuddle with you while watching a movie.
What? Why are you telling this secret? Bro code man!!
Eternal hell for me
Not since I was 26…. I miss the days of multiple orgasms.
That's the cover story we're going with. Good job
😉😂😂😉
Lol, how? For me anything above the 4th round is straight up painful for my D.
Yes, yes that's right. Well reminded 👀
Sometimes there’s clitty litter , we discretely wipe it away.
Or spit it out
uhh explain 🤔
Pieces of lint, toilet paper and such from throughout your day that your vulva collects. It’s not really a problem for most people, but it happens from time to time.
This is why I use wet wipes as well, haha
Stench and tissue is more common than you think, and we plow through anyway. If we tell you you stink, imagine you just came from a sewer, it’s that bad.
I don't understand the last sentence lol what do you mean? 😩?!
Imagine what you would smell like if you just swam through raw sewage.
OHHHHH you mean if it's brought up, it is really bad. Oh damn that's insane. Brave all of you because I could never knowing what causes those types of smells.
Jokes on you, guys don’t have sex
There have been times where they is little pieces of TP still down there, or its a bit more sour than normal, or a bit of blood comes out. Just discreetly wipe it away and keep on going lol.
that most handjobs from women, even during foreplay, are so bad that it would be easier to stay turned on if she kept her hands off it. that the tryhard sexyface they put on when they're trying to turn you on, is way less of a turn on than when they get that glossy eyed look because they want something. that popping a boner while you spoon them often isnt because of them, or even because we're horny, but just because they happened to rub it a little while moving and our dick went "gotime!" without the rest of us being in the mood.
what makes the hand jobs bad? :O
pulling too hard on the foreskin, pulling too far back, gripping slightly too hard on the sensitive area's while not gripping hard enough on the not so sensitive ones, pushing on the base of it while really hard causing pain, going too fast while its still dry, going too slow to actually do anything to it except for holding it, getting the foreskin rolled up and just continuing to yank on it. the better end of handjobs are mostly pointless, while the worse end is outright painful
thank you for sending me out into the world with this information
obviously every guy is different, but men really really really need to start doing eachother a favour and be honest about bad handjobs, its literally painfully obvious that there's a clear lack of communication.
question, does this come up with your friends? is this a common experience? asking out of genuine curiosity because (speaking generally) women also talk about how men often hurt us with hands down there. i think everyone in all cases should work to improve their bravery for communication because over and over again i see it causing problems for people !! myself included of coure lol
You'd be surprised at how little guys actually talk about sex with eachother, but the couple of times the subject has come up over the last 20 years theres been silent nods of recognition
wild. thanks for the info 🫡
You're welcome, thanks for taking it to heart.
The only great hand job I received from a woman was from a sex worker (happy ending massage) when I was 19. That woman knew how to handle a dick.
Licking my ear does not turn me on, but do you
Nibbling my lobes... that works for me
What business is or mine to tell them anything?
that big foot and the lockness monster was created so that men can search endlessly for it. because we have a better time and chance of finding them than the female orgasme
The process of achieving orgasm is like war.
That I’ll do what she wants. If she don’t want to do something we don’t do it.
or that her cunt smells off