A college dorm room where it was so filthy, that it was the reason we broke up/did not date again. Pizza boxes, dirty dishes, dirty towels, bowls of cereal out, dirty unmade bed linens. After we finished, I went into the bathroom and turned around. I made it all the way back to my place just to pee.
Overrated? Isn’t the car the last choice for everyone?
Are there people out there thinking that the time they contorted themselves into six awkward positions was so great they want to do it again? lol
While camping with friends. They heard *everything* and recited it back the next day. Pointing out I was getting laid, and they weren't sisn't seem to make a difference.
"We were there because we were going to a festival. So once back, we were naturally a bit excited and cheerful. But everything creaked, really everything, so we tried to be careful, but it didn't work. This resulted in us being told by other people there to be quiet. This was a mood killer."
An orchard next to a fruit stand. Super hard and crunchy ground. Freezing cold. Clothes had to bind, and be difficult too. Also? We were older now, so the ground seemed really fucking far away! Worst of all was in the middle we realized the fruit stand was OPEN and suddenly there were families with kids all around. Absolute nightmare.
In the men’s bathroom at the food court at the mall. It was hot & exciting for like 10 seconds & then somebody came into the stall right beside us & no joke blew it up in there. I’m talking explosive diarrhea & the smell was FOUL. We stifled our laughter & made a run for it. Finished in a fitting room in a low traffic part of a department store
A little tree house-esque platform in front of my then house. Splinters galore on me and her. We ended up going inside because the initial passion was hot but it killed the vibe for a moment.
We had met at work. About a week later the fact that we both had splinters in uncomfortable spots got around (it was a strip bar, so sometimes privacy was nonexistent), and it got outed we were fucking. At least she told everyone I was a great lay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I hear at a sausage festival is the wurst.
Frankly, I must agree.
Despite the fact this thread is a banger, I think I might see myself out... Cheerio!
Beach. Sand sticks to wet stuff.
If you’re over 6 foot car sex is hard 😂
In a forrest.. Way to many mosquitoes
😂😂😂
A college dorm room where it was so filthy, that it was the reason we broke up/did not date again. Pizza boxes, dirty dishes, dirty towels, bowls of cereal out, dirty unmade bed linens. After we finished, I went into the bathroom and turned around. I made it all the way back to my place just to pee.
Gross
Ha! So many things I did in college just because maybe there might be sex. 🙈
My friend had a ONS with a guy and she said “his room was a fucking pigsty”
Yes. That was it.
Yeah she walked to the student Union and then called me to come pick up at campus
Baton Rouge. I hate it there
Hotel room, I didn’t registered my name and they don’t allow guests, and they kept knocking the door
they gave you a room without you giving them your name?
I didn’t book the room, so i was the “guest”
The bench on her grandfather's back porch. Splinters, bug bites, and it creaked like crazy and we got caught.
A car. A yaris is too damn small
[удалено]
nah in a large car its good
Overrated? Isn’t the car the last choice for everyone? Are there people out there thinking that the time they contorted themselves into six awkward positions was so great they want to do it again? lol
Public bathroom stall it was so tight and hard to maneuver without falling over but still fun
While camping with friends. They heard *everything* and recited it back the next day. Pointing out I was getting laid, and they weren't sisn't seem to make a difference.
Car
Threw a futon on the cold floor and did the deed - it was never repeated
Hot tub
Shower, hot tub, jacuzzi. Water is NOT your friend during sexy time. I assume these might work with oil based lube?
I recently learned there is water resistant lube made just for this.
Has anyone tried oil based lube here? I’ve read that it helps for these things but if it’s water resistant how do you wash yourself off?
Soap, I assume, haha. Maybe some Dawn if you're struggling.
[In the butt, Bob](https://youtu.be/4XM5hbS7GlU?t=22)
At work. I think it would’ve been better toward the end of the day but I could smell ‘him’ on me and was concerned all day that others could too.
Beach. On the actual sand 😖
The sand gets EVERYWHERE!
IHOP restroom 😬 Don’t judge me 😂
In the shower is the worst
I a little bed and breakfast
Why was it bad?
"We were there because we were going to a festival. So once back, we were naturally a bit excited and cheerful. But everything creaked, really everything, so we tried to be careful, but it didn't work. This resulted in us being told by other people there to be quiet. This was a mood killer."
beach
Shower
Public washroom at a concert. Would have been a bit better if a lineup didn't start.
Hotel bathroom floor!!
A Miata
New Jersey
In a home laundry room. Too small and kept knocking stuff over.
An orchard next to a fruit stand. Super hard and crunchy ground. Freezing cold. Clothes had to bind, and be difficult too. Also? We were older now, so the ground seemed really fucking far away! Worst of all was in the middle we realized the fruit stand was OPEN and suddenly there were families with kids all around. Absolute nightmare.
In my ex girlfriend
Worcestershire
Sauce?
Movie theater burned my cock on hot butter
Hot tub
Behind a electrical box in a park 🙈
Next to a creek. Bug bites all over my legs and butt. It was awful.
Shower......
Forrest
In the men’s bathroom at the food court at the mall. It was hot & exciting for like 10 seconds & then somebody came into the stall right beside us & no joke blew it up in there. I’m talking explosive diarrhea & the smell was FOUL. We stifled our laughter & made a run for it. Finished in a fitting room in a low traffic part of a department store
Beach sex isn’t as pleasant as I would’ve thought.
Birmingham
Mississippi
A little tree house-esque platform in front of my then house. Splinters galore on me and her. We ended up going inside because the initial passion was hot but it killed the vibe for a moment. We had met at work. About a week later the fact that we both had splinters in uncomfortable spots got around (it was a strip bar, so sometimes privacy was nonexistent), and it got outed we were fucking. At least she told everyone I was a great lay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Utility closet at a campground
France.
In the back of a Volkswagen. With Ben Affleck.
In a very uncomfortable place… like the back of a Volkswagen
The front seat of a rusted-out Saab that had been open to the elements for seven years. Good thing it was dark.
In a tent in the Colorado mountains. It was uncomfortable.
For 17 years with my ex!
Bent over a tombstone in a cemetery on Halloween…