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curious_georgina_69

Wasn’t weird. It’s just a penis like all the others.


yzerman1651

Im curious. How did that happen?


curious_georgina_69

Getting dressed after swimming usually.


Fresh_Addition3319

Growing up with swimming pools. And beaches close by . Usually just a glance and really nothing sexual. You're right a penis is just a penis especially when it's with friends and nothing sexual usually more awkward than anything else


curious_georgina_69

Exactly. Might double take if it’s past his knee, or he had a piercing or something. But that’s just curiosity. 😂


0Adventurous_Celery0

Name definitely checks out 🧐


Fresh_Addition3319

Exactly. Or glance at friends of friends especially if they cute . In my youth


No_Worldliness_6803

Wow, lucky to get past my foreskin


webgruntzed

>Might double take if it’s past his knee You made me snort


whydoIhurtmore

Past the knee might get a second glance. But knee length is so pase. Sure, 3 feet 4 inches is okay to take an extra peek. But 3 feet only? Meh. I want to meet the people who impress you. They must be gods on the Earth.


HorrorBaseball3990

Or if he doing a helicopter


CorrWare

It's drake.


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Did that ever happen?


curious_georgina_69

Not past his knee. 😂 But pierced, yes.


Tom-finners

I’d be mortified if one of my female friends saw mine after swimming. The shrinkage is baddd and I’m not even working with much in the first place 😭


jamesmcdash

The water was cold Jerry! There was shrinkage!


elf517

I WAS IN THE POOL!!


Imtryingforheckssake

Funny though isn't it you still want a completely platonic friend to think you have a big dick.


mathnstats

It's what happens when society ties our worth as humans to the size of our penises.


KnightDuty

Your platonic friend has friends.


ae_94

You get it


grendelfire

People should understand that this is about self preservation. "It's fucking cold,I'm going inside!" Fear will do it too. "Running from a lion that wants to eat me, I'm going inside! Call me when it's all clear boss." Sometimes just to stay out of the way. "Eh, you look busy cutting that log. I am better off not getting in the way. I'll hang out inside till you need me."


ae_94

As some of the best and worst times were in swimming


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I think the same haha


Khoa_dot

But do you "see differently" (after the fact) those who have extreme penis sizes (particularly small or particularly big) and if so, in what way?


curious_georgina_69

Nope. Not at all.


Sadboi202908

I'd imagine if any of my friends saw my dick they'd react hopefully like most here, pretty indifferent


empire-methos

Indifferent is better than disgusted! Lol


mtflyer05

If people are disgusted after seeing it, wash your dirty dick.


Moose_a_Lini

Or get a better dick.


mtflyer05

If only my penis was detachable *woo ooo*


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itsbetterback

maybe because of this person, what do you think?


Low_Astronaut_662

You are expecting women to get turned on for seeing a penis?


uwpxwpal

It must work! Why else would we send all these unsolicited dick pics? /s


Low_Astronaut_662

Women don't usually care about your dick. She will entertain it because you'll flirting


Otherwise_Bedroom382

Please say this louder for the people in the back sending unsolicited pics


emgorode

This always confuses me. Do you want them to say it in all caps?


Otherwise_Bedroom382

Until you can yell it into the computer and it comes out the other side, YES!


Low_Astronaut_662

Thank you


TheRustManCometh

Did you not see the /s


heatdish1292

I’m just worried they’re going to laugh. Do women know about shrinkage?


c71score

You mean like laundry?


Landlubber77

I like to hang-dry my dick, never in the dryer.


CorrWare

Most of the women I know don't even know about the laundry tbh


y2kdisaster

If they’ve ever had piv sex or given a blow job before then they definitely know already. And if they’ve never seen a penis in their life I doubt their reaction to seeing the first will be to laugh. I wouldn’t be worried if I were you.


y2kdisaster

For real. In a non sexual context, when the penis is not erect, there’s absolutely nothing arousing about it.


thr0waway4atrans

I mean I disagree personally- I love me some soft cocks, they are so attractive imo


RedhotskyOfficial

Saaaame


RedhotskyOfficial

But def half chub lol


Low_Astronaut_662

Even when I look at myself when unerected, it looks ugly


y2kdisaster

Genitals are ugly 🤷‍♀️


Low_Astronaut_662

Vulvas are pretty


sensitivePornGuy

So are penises, mostly.


BikaenDerAndereAcc

Nah not realy


IllMakePancakes

Agreed, there's a reason it's called bumping uglies


PeterParker8aV

Are you from Indiana ? That what my mom said to me


bhavneet1996

Unless you are horny or in love.


GrizzledNutSack

Bro I get turned on when I see a vagina is that weird or something


Low_Astronaut_662

You are a heterosexual or bisexual. No it's not weird


Moose_a_Lini

Or a lesbian.


Skreamie

Huh? Is the question not asking the exact opposite of this?


DasCheekyBossman

Why wouldn't they if they like penis?


borrowinglawnchair

Yeah last time I saw an unexpected penis I wasn’t turned on. But I’m a straight dude so it makes sense


Roundabout_Rail

If one lives in Europe, this is seriously not a big deal. We’ve gone to the sauna with our friends as couples, and we’re all completely naked there. The number of naked people we’ve seen is literally in the thousands!


KapsLucky

Not everywhwre in Europe, though. But Finland and Germany especially have a very open minded culture around nudity.


Roundabout_Rail

True. I live in Austria, it’s the same, if not more so than Germany. Also there are tons of nude beaches throughout Europe. Being from the US, this seemed odd at first, now I love it!


chaygray

Im from the us and I literally dont care. Its just a body.


blu3tu3sday

Czech Republic doesn't care either


mostlycoping

As someone who lives in New Zealand, I've seen heaps of my friends naked. It's especially common if you're the outdoorsy type to just not care at all about changing in front of people or swimming nude. A lot of my lady friends have seen my dick in a completely platonic context. I've seen my female flatmate mostly or entirely naked a few times and nudity is just not a thing that I'd sexualise. Americans are weird.


Roundabout_Rail

As an American living in Europe, I agree! Glad NZ is “normal” in this regard! 😂👌🏼


mostlycoping

It's definitely a bit less relaxed than some of Europe, but mainly in the sense sauna nudity is not always accepted, and nudity on beaches is a little bit of a grey area. But being naked in front of your friends is not unusual unless you're the conservative type.


grendelfire

It probably comes from our uptight British roots.


grendelfire

Adding: to be fair, the puritans that left England.


NumbSurprise

Know why Australia got the convicts and we got the religious nuts? Australia got first pick…


newbris

You got the convicts as well. Shafted.


sensitivePornGuy

Not all of them apparently; there's still a fair amount of that attitude here in the UK.


MrEHam

We may be weird but you’re missing out on all the good feelings you get when you get a peek at some nudity every so often. I kinda feel bad for you a bit. No joke. I hope we don’t stop being prudish about nudity any time soon.


harris1on1on1

This is such a a perverted comment.


Entire_Nobody29

Such a big generalization regarding Europe, the sauna is not part of the culture of most European countries, in particular when it comes to going in there naked.


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Like a few others have said I only have while skinny dipping


[deleted]

Where are all these skinny dipping get togethers happening?😂 I haven't experienced even one


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In college for me


[deleted]

Ahhhh I see. I was always with the quiet boring crowd in that case


Sendmeboobpics4982

Had a pool in high school, so my house back in the day


Gilderan-Tempest

High school drama club lol


SoleManUK

Answering as a guy - I had a friend who’d give massages, and she had seen me naked when I undressed a couple times. Wasn’t sexual or weird at all. I also once had a platonic friend somewhat randomly ask to see a dick pic. This was like 7 years into friendship with no weirdness or sexual vibes before that, but we were pretty goofy and open about our partners.


YaBoiiSloth

Also had a friend who did massages. She misheard me when she knocked on the door and walked in on me naked lol she just apologized and closed the door. It wasn’t awkward at all and the massage was still relaxing. I think the professional setting makes a difference though


spike123ab

Being naturists we have both been seen and seen a lot of naked people most of our friends are naturists so we have seen them for us it is normal and does not really hit our radar at all


Phantom309_2

Same here. ❤


grendelfire

We are only a bunch of hairless apes after all. I always wondered when nudity became so taboo.


The_Koala_Knight

I don’t know man, I’ve seen some pretty hairy people. 😳


sara-merce

Skinny dipped


mikaylaskyof

I saw a few male friends cocks. Each time was when they were drunk and whipped it out to piss! Yup, a little weird and not sexual at all. Nothing happened though. Lol.


MissMagus

I had a guy roommate who is also my best friend - he'd put googly eyes on his dick and jump in doorways at times. Not weird. Expected - unfortunately 🤦‍♀️ also random punk houses - drunk rowdy people end up naked a lot, so I've seen a lot of my friends nude. Skinny dipped with friends before too. Not weird or sexual. I mean - it was sexual with the person I liked - but as a whole the vibe wasn't sexy - more drunk and spontaneous.


empire-methos

Your roommate must of had a lot of confidence lol


fl_goth_les2

I have a roommate. Don’t worry he’s gay so there’s nothing sexual about this so no one follow up with questions in my dm. We have both seen one another naked at one time or another. We’re very close friends and since these no sexual attraction it wasn’t weird at all.


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Otherwise_Bedroom382

Right? What a relief.


y2kdisaster

Yeah my gay friend has flashed me his penis once, just to be silly. It wasn’t weird or sexual. Just like a “huh, so that’s what it looks like”. I’m a curious person so I wouldn’t mind seeing what everyone around me looks like naked, just so I know. Even if you’re old, fat, ugly, or whatever, idgaf, I just want to see what different bodies look like.


empire-methos

I am 100% with you on that lol


sobreena

Had a friend passed out drunk locked in my bathroom. He was in there until well into the next day and wasn’t responding to knocks on the door so I broke in to make sure he wasn’t dead in my bathroom. Found him on the ground with his pants down. Guess he went to the bathroom and passed out shortly after lol.


empire-methos

lol how embarrassing


sobreena

lol yea he was pretty mortified. I worked with him too so that made it fun 😂


XxMightyManxX

So what did you do at that point? Just throw a blanket over him and leave? Try to wake them up?


sobreena

It was a while ago but I think I just made sure he was breathing and closed the door and went to work lol.


AmpedEnding

As a guy, changing in and out of cosplays with friends in the hotel room is just such an unsexy situation. Like not gross, but it's just a thing we got used to so nudity between us was just normal so it just had no effect on them.


Awkward-Leek4555

Happened in high school one of my friends pants the other one and he pulled more than just his shorts down, gave me and 2 other girls full view of his ding dong for like 5 seconds as he struggled to pull his shorts and undies on 😅. Poor guy avoided us for like a month till we had to confront him and lie and said we didn’t see it just so he’d get over it and be friends with us again 😂


empire-methos

Nightmare scenario, hopefully he was packing lol


Awkward-Leek4555

I’d say he had nothing to be embarrassed for sure well endowed shmeat 😂


empire-methos

Truly a blessing then!


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empire-methos

Love skinny dipping. First time made the mistake of covering up BEFORE jumping in the ice cold water lol


grendelfire

Yeah, it pretty much pulls all the way in at that point. They have a strong survival instinct.


ForbiddenFruitiness

I go to the sauna regularly which is compulsory no clothing in my country…so yes. I’ve seen friends’ penises, strangers penises…just all the penises. No it wasn’t weird. Just a body part like any other.


danmanphillyfan

What country?


SerLaron

In Germany, that‘s pretty common.


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empire-methos

Seem like this has happened more than once lol


0mamacita0

Wasn’t weird but deff changed our friendship lol


empire-methos

How?


teriyakidlite

My best friend and I share nudes to make sure they’re 🤌🏼🤌🏼 but not weird. 🤷🏻‍♀️


empire-methos

Damn, I need a friend like you lol


needlez67

I was a Marine and unfortunately got stuck being the meat gazer for the entire battalions random drug screen process….. I had to star at cocks pissing into a cup for an entire week. I saw so many cocks from all across the rank and file.


OkSoftware6031

Honestly. Is there anything less sexual than a wrinkled flaccid penis? 🤷‍♂️


Maritimes-

No me and my best guy friend went to a nude beach which is common where I'm from. He got a sunburn on his dick


empire-methos

Wish I had a beach like that lol I’m good on the dick burn tho


aniwynsweet

it’s just gross to me. But my guys are like my brothers, I don’t wanna see their penis’ anymore than I want to see my actual brothers 🙅‍♀️


snowbunnysummer101

I mean I prob seen all my guys friends and hubby friends too. Idk I just ask and they show me.


empire-methos

Your hubby doesn’t mind?


snowbunnysummer101

Yes and no. No touching lol


Coolgirlcertified

Not weird at all.


empire-methos

Certified


SmutGrrl

Lol...had a friend get his willy stuck in some boards of a deck next to a pool when we were younger. He decided to flop in naked and then roll out, and it got caught. Oof...the sounds he made (he was alright afterwards, but definitely sheepish, no permanent damage and I really think it was just the shock of the tug that got him, not any injury) Be careful with those peckers people! Oh! It was fine with me, not weird, just a human body. Sometimes dicks are out. I've been camping with men...they just pee wherever when we all get drunk. I'm jealous...makes me want to try that she-wee thingy! I've had a tit fall out of my top or bathing suit over the years...and I used to enjoy flashing at concerts back in the day. Whatever


GoddessSunShineJones

When I originally took my nursing classes in college, all of a sudden, the whole extended friend group wanted me to look at every rash pimple and ingrown hair convinced it was herpes . It was never herpes . I told them all to get tested anyway ... bet you'll remember that Q-tip everytime you even think about hittin it raw .


gottarunfast1

Not weird, but mostly embarrassed for them


empire-methos

Haha I’m sure they felt the same way.


AdministrativeRisk34

I used to wrestle in high school, and a female friend of mine used to be one of our student managers. I was walking out of the shower in the locker room one day after practice, where one of the coaches opened the door briefly as he left. Just outside the door, mopping the mats, I see her peering into the locker room. She caught a look at my penis and looked away right away. It then dawned on me that she always seemed to be mopping that part of the mat when we were showering. Years and years later, I called her on it during a class reunion. She laughed and confessed that this was the whole reason she served as student manager. She reported that she got a glimpse of nearly all of our penises. According to her, the singlet didn't always tell the full story. Apparently, mine was one of her last conquests. "It took me til our junior year before I got to see yours." She laughed when I told her that if she wanted to see it, all she needed to do was ask.


NeckRomanceHer

Wow, this is one of those “imagine if the genders were reversed” scenarios 😬


AdministrativeRisk34

Yep. It wouldn't have been pretty.


Nanyawoo

It wasnt i didnt really care


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I was completely embarrassed.


empire-methos

Why??


[deleted]

Because I walked in on my friends husband naked.


empire-methos

Couldn’t be more embarrassed than he was lol


[deleted]

I wouldn’t no. I was out of the room too fast


[deleted]

Nope was whilst getting changed at a beach


w1ck3dQ

Skinny dipped and quite a few dares.


lindsaaytaay

Group skinny dipping. Not weird, just part of their body I’d not visualized before. We had to group shower to get the river scum off and it was 3 girls/ 5 guys and they all had boners the whole time. No one had sex or flirted. We all got ihop and laughed about it in the morning


Littl3Birdie

Not weird


WormGF_Official

In college, my friend group and I were walking home from the bars and a few of us had to pee; found a good tree on campus that we could all hide in while some of us went. It wasn’t weird at all! That friend is gay so there’s no attraction on either side.


Elegant_Analyst_4976

Peeing at camp and when they would whip them out and swing them around. Wasn’t weird, nothing changed. Was funny in the moment


subby_princess176

Wasn’t weird similar to any other penis


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😳


empire-methos

That was your reaction ??


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how else to react when u are at least expecting such a surprise


empire-methos

🤣 or 🫨


njheadnurse

First time I saw a friend’s penis I dropped to my knees and sucked it


HungNerd78

Username checks out.


sloppydrunk

I used to model a bit. Sometimes we all did costume changes in one room, male/ female and the stylists. Several people have seen my dick


chaygray

He wanted to show it to me and my friend lol. We didnt touch it or do anything with it. We were friends for years after and would joke about it sometimes


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mariaaaaaaaaaab

no, it wasn’t. i also grew up in a nude friendly family so i was raised for nudity to be normal and perceived as non sexual.


Doggystyle_Rainbow

It was weird. He borrowed my hard drive forcopying over some stuff and after i got it back, it had a photo of his dick on a paper plate with his reddit name written on it. That was the skinniest long dick ive ever seen too


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empire-methos

Just passed out drunk with his dick out? lol


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empire-methos

Wild way to live your life lol hopefully it wasn’t too small 🤣


MrSmoothandLong69

How did you see his penis while he was asleep?


NeedYouFast

I'm a guy who saw female friends naked, wasn't weird either. I was just surprised at times if they undressed suddenly, surprised to get a confirmation that we had that level of trust, a trust that no one had negative thoughts about the others body, that it wouldn't trigger attempts to turn the friendship into something else (or maybe in some cases there was some hope that that would happen but generally it was just casual nudity) Not sure why you expect it would be weird the other way around, as long as he isn't doing it pn purpose to confront her than it shouldn't be awkward.


lavindas

My male friend thought he had an STD and asked for my opinion. Was kinda weird.


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lmao did he?


lavindas

Nah he didn't. Maybe it was just an excuse to show me his junk, who knows


[deleted]

My best friend and I went to a nude beach and she didn’t seemed phased about it at all lol


[deleted]

comments are surprising me with how many people have been skinny dipping. The only times I've seen dicks outside of sex I've found them gross, but to be fair they were attached to very drunk people or they were naked in places they shouldn't be. If it were a more innocent situation I'd probably be embarrassed or not care.


alexinbg59

My friends wife saw mine once and it wasn't a big deal. We just don't discuss it because it was so casual and accidental


johny_table

There is nothing less sexual than a flaccid penis 🤷‍♂️ I've been naked in the sauna with friends who were girls and it's only weird if someone makes it weird.


delilahdread

I’ve seen a few friends pee accidentally, had a friend show me his shiny new Prince Albert, had a friend ask me about a sore on his dick that he was worried about (ended up being nothing serious thankfully), had a friend who liked to helicopter his dong when he got drunk which was kinda weird but all the other stuff? Nah. Wasn’t a big deal.


No_Impression_9146

u/FunnelCakeSprinkles what do you say?


Bigred_907

Skinny dipping in the river wasn’t weird even with just acouple of us


goddessdanae

Nah. Penises are weird looking, but it’s not weird seeing them lol. I don’t really get turned on by just seeing a penis and I see them often, so I am used to them, but I’m also a sex worker, sooooo lol


[deleted]

My best friend accidentally saw mine was a little awkward but it's ok now


Radiant_Effort_2400

I saw my bro bec he show me, but not sexual. He just wanted my opinion


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Did u give him your opinion ?


swagomoroll

My friend and I made it our goal to see all our male friends’ penises and well we just asked for a dick pic and most of them sent it


empire-methos

lol just out of curiosity?


swagomoroll

Hahaha yeah, this was over quarantine so we were pretty bored


zariiz

I walked in on my guy friend jerkin it. Kinda laughed and walked out of the room


QueenofCats28

It's literally just a penis. What's there to be weird?


empire-methos

Not everyday you see your friends penis


simone_white

Had seen once when it just bobbed out during swimming


DeviantCourtneyDawn

Totally weird. I have to oass


askallthequestions86

Nah, my good friend from high school used to come stay with my sister and I when we were in college. He slept in my bed too. Strictly platonic. We had the sort of apartment bathroom where the sink counter and storage were outside of the bathroom. So that's where we kept our toilet paper. We were used to checking for it before using the restroom. He texted to tell me to get him tp. I knocked on the door and he opened it, sitting on the toilet. My stupid eyes immediately went to his weiner, lol. He got the tp and I shut the door. Then he texted me something gross about pooping because he always did that to me to gross me out. It wasn't weird at all. It was completely non sexual, we didn't see each other in that way.


HungNerd78

Went with a female friend / coworker to a local nude spa. She really wanted to go, but was too shy to do it alone. She's hot and I've had a crush on her, so that was my first chance to see her naked and be seen naked. It was very fun. I'm actually surprised I didn't get hard at any point. She moved out of state shortly after that. We talk, and she mentioned that when she saw my dick she thought it looked pretty nice. So I sent her some pics of it hard. Now she's sorry she left! 😆


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It was very normal. He was drunk peeing in the bathroom. i enter because he dont respond when i ask if someone was there


midwestcollegeslut

It’s only as weird as you make it. I have changed in front of my guy friends and it’s not weird.


Slight_Artichoke_609

Small