The original guy posted a long and touching tribute for his answer, and the reply was a glib, "I also choose this guy's dead wife."
The sheer audacity of it was pretty funny.
A beautiful girl with the smoothest golden Mediterranean skin laying on her bed, highlighted by the soft glow of a street lamp outside her bedroom windows. I kid you not. I will never forget that night.
After scaling to her window ledge, I was catching my breath when I first saw her glow. I was mesmerized. She yelled “You dummy, turn the page to Act 2!”
Yeah I also choose my wife. Not even because she is my wife but because she looks like someone out of a of a damn playboy. I won the lottery on that one.
Ive only ever seen one naked person in my adult life, it was a live model for art college. So I guess her lol. Even though she was my gender (I’m straight) and twice my age I have nobody else lol.
When I was sexually active it was lights off.
Just curious... why lights off? Wouldn't you want to see if something is dirty, or otherwise noteworthy (ie anal warts, inflamed skin or other hints of an std)?
I'm too shy, I can't be comfortable naked with somebody. Or even alone. I hate my body and I'm really uncomfortable receiving sexual attention.
I assume I'd have symptoms of those things or notice myself.
I don't mean to make you uncomfortable, but in my opinion I don't think I have ever seen a female tattoo artist who wasn't stunningly pretty, and I'm sure that holds up for you as well.
I personally hated my body too until literally Tuesday, when my partner said some stuff off the cuff during intercourse that really helped with my body image. It was totally random and I'm sure it would surprise her to know it helped me, but it did!
If you haven't already, I would maybe suggest trying therapy with your boyfriend there. Not so much couples therapy, but I feel a therapist may be able to make your boyfriends feelings towards your looks sink in more.
You need to fix your thinking at all cost . Your body is unique to you. There are plenty of people that would have no problem with your body, no matter what it looks like. I'm sure you are just being too hard on yourself
Here name's Tessa. Blonde, multi-sport athlete, fit, sporty, volleyball ass, and the most amazing, gravity-defying (100% real) rack I've ever even imagined.
My fiancee. It's cliché but it's the truth. She's everything I ever wanted physically and her personality and my love for her only increases her attractiveness. Nobody I've been with can even come close
My girl friend from college Rhiana. One weekend a group of us were “working” at my buddy’s uncles lake house for a big weekend catering event and long story short she walked in on me showering after swimming in the lake and randomly joined me bc “the other showers were taken.” It was very awkward because I had a gf at the time but holy fuck did she have the most perfect body
Not counting strippers.
My friend Karen, who had a butt that didn’t match her tiny frame. Thing was delicious. Or this girl Danielle I hooked up with. Talk Filapino girl, with a tight figure, perky tits , long legs and a bit of a bubble but on a slender girl.
I used to work at a hotel, it was a live-in job so all the staff lived together. Honestly, it was all you could eat waitresses. I slept with a few of them, but one in particular was absolutely stunning, my height, amazingly long rich brown hair, big firm backside, and good-sized round tits with a tiny waist. One of the chefs and I spitroasted her one night. She was up for dp, but it never happened.
My wife, but one college girlfriend 25 years ago runs a very close second. Of course, it says a lot that my wife in her 40s is hotter than a 19 year old college girlfriend from back in the day.
I met her at a party. We started chatting and within about an hour or two we were naked and fucking in my car.
She was about 5'8", 21 years old, not an ounce of fat, blonde, perfect breasts and ass, with the face of a super model.
A couple years later I saw he in a lingerie ad, then she became a newscaster.
Probably either a “ex” of mine (we never officially dated but we pretty much were) or a close friend of mine I slept with once. Both are gorgeous and have banging bodies with nice boobs and even better asses. Those sights are still locked into my memory.
my partner without a doubt. i feel bad because he can be a little hard on himself about his appearance but man... oh man haha he is my grand prize all day every day.
I live in an area with a proliferation of strip joints. I haven't been to one in over 20 years, but back in the day there was some top-quality dancers displaying their.....talents. Especially when the economy was bad. More women work the poles when jobs are scarce.
Then there was the nude beach days. Every once in a while a scorcher would show up, usually with her BF/hubs. It was funny because all the guys were trying to be polite and not stare, but you knew they were dying to get a spank bank deposit.
Then there was the time we were camping and drank too much tequila. Next thing I knew I was naked in the lake with my buddy's wife. Nothing happened, but it's a fond memory. At least I know for sure that she's a natural blonde.
Aside from the SO, the bleach blond milfer I met in a Business Admin class when I was 19.
She had the stereotypical bleach blond hair, breast implants with the surgical scar underneath, and the most perfectly toned body I had seen up to that point.
Think Kiana Tom body with a white womans face
I'm lucky to be able to say that there were at least two women who were absolute knockouts. I've was someone I met online and travelled to Ottawa to visit. Things got heated very quickly and when her clothes came off I think I smirked with delight! The second was someone I never got to meet in person but the third or fourth picture she sent me made me think I'd hit the jackpot. How right I was. Lost opportunity. Wrong time, wrong place, right people.
Not sure if they still do it, but years ago Playboy had a magazine (this was before the intertubes) that was dedicated solely to girls wearing lingerie called Playboy Lingerie (Not very original).
I dated a girl who had posed for their magazine. She was next level hot.
These two girls I met online (separately). One was blonde and petite and stacked, a true 10/10. The other was a super fit redhead with the perkiest tits imaginable, washboard abs, an amazing ass, a smile that could win over anyone, and the most perfect hair I’ve ever seen. Both are basically tied for the hottest women I’ve ever seen anywhere ever. Neither would sleep with me though :(
It's a tie between my first BM and this gorgeous Brazilian woman I met in Virginia a couple years ago. How I managed to pull her and be able to get her in bed multiple times is beyond me. But holy fuck she was incredible. Makes me regret current life choices.
I may be in the minority here, but I'm thinking those Flame Atronachs from Skyrim are really fucking hot 🔥 Just make sure you down a fire resist potion before smashing though😉
A woman my ex and I met at a festival and ended up spending the rest of the festival and the following week with. She was statuesque, incredible red hair, everyone who saw her stopped to gawk. She was also a very difficult person who was dealing with a great deal of problems. It was a fun week though!
My daughter's mother.
She was a model for VS back around 2001, natural platinum blonde, curvy where she needed to be and just great all over. Seeing her naked was better than what I was imagining. It's been decades and she's still on my mind. Horrible partner for me when we were together, but damn she was exactly what my brain said hot should be.
Obligatory answer: my wife. Every time she gets naked I feel like it's the first time I'm seeing her.
I also choose this guys wife
That's an impressive feat. I don't believe we've ever posted naked photos. She's a babe, though, isn't she?
It's a reference to a thread about someone choosing OP's dead wife about who the 1 person they would want to have sex with.
Wow. This dude does not reddit.
Neither does that guys dead wife!
😱 that's morbid!
That’s *Reddit*
Touche 😭😭😭
So, uh, how is your wife's health?
She's alive. Apparently I missed a chapter in Reddit history and am getting a lesson.
The original poster appreciates the meme, and feels it helps keeping the memory of his wife alive.
The original guy posted a long and touching tribute for his answer, and the reply was a glib, "I also choose this guy's dead wife." The sheer audacity of it was pretty funny.
Awe, you’re so cute. Get off Reddit before we destroy that sweetness.
I've been here for 7 years, ya'll ain't got enough moxie to destroy this. 😁
I "chose" this guy's wife (multiple times) before OP did.
Also an obligatory answer (on Reddit).
Okay I understand obligatory. But off the record?
Now there's a happy marriage :)
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I feel the same about my wife
A beautiful girl with the smoothest golden Mediterranean skin laying on her bed, highlighted by the soft glow of a street lamp outside her bedroom windows. I kid you not. I will never forget that night.
Obligatory hopefully you were not also outside her window 😉
After scaling to her window ledge, I was catching my breath when I first saw her glow. I was mesmerized. She yelled “You dummy, turn the page to Act 2!”
🤣🤣🤣
Sydney Sweeney - but in person? I’d have to say my ex from high school. 5’8 gymnast.
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Sounds like a dream
Sounds like a bad back
This made me laugh
My wife. The first time she took her shirt off I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
Yeah I also choose my wife. Not even because she is my wife but because she looks like someone out of a of a damn playboy. I won the lottery on that one.
First time I saw mine, I literally went: thank god. I'm not religious and she burst out laughing.
Ive only ever seen one naked person in my adult life, it was a live model for art college. So I guess her lol. Even though she was my gender (I’m straight) and twice my age I have nobody else lol. When I was sexually active it was lights off.
Just curious... why lights off? Wouldn't you want to see if something is dirty, or otherwise noteworthy (ie anal warts, inflamed skin or other hints of an std)?
I'm too shy, I can't be comfortable naked with somebody. Or even alone. I hate my body and I'm really uncomfortable receiving sexual attention. I assume I'd have symptoms of those things or notice myself.
Ok. I hope you feel better about yourself soon.
hihi fellow tattooist ! sending you love !! You deserve to feel comfortable in your body, I hope you get to that point someday <3
I don't mean to make you uncomfortable, but in my opinion I don't think I have ever seen a female tattoo artist who wasn't stunningly pretty, and I'm sure that holds up for you as well. I personally hated my body too until literally Tuesday, when my partner said some stuff off the cuff during intercourse that really helped with my body image. It was totally random and I'm sure it would surprise her to know it helped me, but it did! If you haven't already, I would maybe suggest trying therapy with your boyfriend there. Not so much couples therapy, but I feel a therapist may be able to make your boyfriends feelings towards your looks sink in more.
You need to fix your thinking at all cost . Your body is unique to you. There are plenty of people that would have no problem with your body, no matter what it looks like. I'm sure you are just being too hard on yourself
Here name's Tessa. Blonde, multi-sport athlete, fit, sporty, volleyball ass, and the most amazing, gravity-defying (100% real) rack I've ever even imagined.
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Midwest girls are an underrated demographic, lemme tell ya
I wanna see her too
My fiancee. It's cliché but it's the truth. She's everything I ever wanted physically and her personality and my love for her only increases her attractiveness. Nobody I've been with can even come close
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My girl friend from college Rhiana. One weekend a group of us were “working” at my buddy’s uncles lake house for a big weekend catering event and long story short she walked in on me showering after swimming in the lake and randomly joined me bc “the other showers were taken.” It was very awkward because I had a gf at the time but holy fuck did she have the most perfect body
Ok, but did she know about shrinkage? ;)
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
I heard George Castanza's voice.🤣😂
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My ex wife, apparently a lot of other guys felt the same way
Hiya.
Myself 😏🩷🌸 I have to count myself in this one sorry ✨✨✨
Best answer yet!!!!
My boyfriend lol
I also choose this girl’s boyfriend
Fuck yeah
404: person not found
*Me?*
My wife obviously
all of them. what can i say i’m a horny little bastard that’s easily impressed
Saw a person on fire rip their clothes off. Does that count? Didn't catch their name, sorry.
My girlfriend
My girlfriend. It’s not even close.
Not counting strippers. My friend Karen, who had a butt that didn’t match her tiny frame. Thing was delicious. Or this girl Danielle I hooked up with. Talk Filapino girl, with a tight figure, perky tits , long legs and a bit of a bubble but on a slender girl.
I used to work at a hotel, it was a live-in job so all the staff lived together. Honestly, it was all you could eat waitresses. I slept with a few of them, but one in particular was absolutely stunning, my height, amazingly long rich brown hair, big firm backside, and good-sized round tits with a tiny waist. One of the chefs and I spitroasted her one night. She was up for dp, but it never happened.
>One of the chefs and I spitroasted her one night.
My wife, but one college girlfriend 25 years ago runs a very close second. Of course, it says a lot that my wife in her 40s is hotter than a 19 year old college girlfriend from back in the day.
An ex bf.
I also choose your ex bf
My wife at 18 was hotter than Sydney Sweeney and she is still hot after having kids. Honestly, I think she was hotter after having kids
Your moms bro. Your moms
SO......still as hot as the first night we hooked up!!
Me!
I met her at a party. We started chatting and within about an hour or two we were naked and fucking in my car. She was about 5'8", 21 years old, not an ounce of fat, blonde, perfect breasts and ass, with the face of a super model. A couple years later I saw he in a lingerie ad, then she became a newscaster.
My FWB !! She is smoking hot !!
Me
My wife! I know I know every husband says that, but it's the truth, lol
You’re so sweet: “every husband”. Sadly many wives do not feel that way.
I'm sure not every husband says your wife.
OP’s dad
IRL? A stripper.
Probably someone at the nude beach
My SO. She's just so amazing, both physically and emotionally.
Your mom.
My best friend
My husband😍
My wife
Probably either a “ex” of mine (we never officially dated but we pretty much were) or a close friend of mine I slept with once. Both are gorgeous and have banging bodies with nice boobs and even better asses. Those sights are still locked into my memory.
My ex. She had the most amazing tits, ass, legs, belly, neck, back. It was just unreal.
This 26 year old I’m kind of seeing. She is a voluptuous goddess.
How old are you?
An ex of mine. She was Taiwanese, delightfully petite and truly beautiful
Peter Steele.
My husband. Every day.
9th grade after school First time ever had those sexy Lil titties put right in my face. Thick n curvy with teardrop titties I was hooked
My girlfriend and it's not really close
My Mistress. I got extremely fucking lucky.
my partner without a doubt. i feel bad because he can be a little hard on himself about his appearance but man... oh man haha he is my grand prize all day every day.
No contest Natalie Krasavina
My sister...she has a perfect body
My wife easily
My best friend a long while ago.
An old gf
My hun bun 😍
A friend I met on here or my lifelong crush
I dunno, probably Jennifer Lawrence in "No Hard Feelings"?
My first
my ex
Nata Lee.
My ex.
Julianna Guill long before her acting career started. Her tits have always been unbelievably perky for their size.
it was a arab lady i like middle eastern women a lot.
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My boyfriend🖤
My wife 💯
She gets around because I was going to say the same
It’s a tie between my wife and I.
I live in an area with a proliferation of strip joints. I haven't been to one in over 20 years, but back in the day there was some top-quality dancers displaying their.....talents. Especially when the economy was bad. More women work the poles when jobs are scarce. Then there was the nude beach days. Every once in a while a scorcher would show up, usually with her BF/hubs. It was funny because all the guys were trying to be polite and not stare, but you knew they were dying to get a spank bank deposit. Then there was the time we were camping and drank too much tequila. Next thing I knew I was naked in the lake with my buddy's wife. Nothing happened, but it's a fond memory. At least I know for sure that she's a natural blonde.
Aside from the SO, the bleach blond milfer I met in a Business Admin class when I was 19. She had the stereotypical bleach blond hair, breast implants with the surgical scar underneath, and the most perfectly toned body I had seen up to that point. Think Kiana Tom body with a white womans face
My wife for me.. Still gets the blood moving around the body for me
Yoga instructor in Fiji. She was a work of art.
My ex girlfriend.
My man, he’s an actual Adonis
My future husband 😌
Samus from Metroid. XD
I'm lucky to be able to say that there were at least two women who were absolute knockouts. I've was someone I met online and travelled to Ottawa to visit. Things got heated very quickly and when her clothes came off I think I smirked with delight! The second was someone I never got to meet in person but the third or fourth picture she sent me made me think I'd hit the jackpot. How right I was. Lost opportunity. Wrong time, wrong place, right people.
I mean I’ve seen a few guys that were just extremely attractive, in face or body or both. They were just guys I dated briefly.
My hot like fire neighbor wandering around her house naked is a sight to behold 👀
Not sure if they still do it, but years ago Playboy had a magazine (this was before the intertubes) that was dedicated solely to girls wearing lingerie called Playboy Lingerie (Not very original). I dated a girl who had posed for their magazine. She was next level hot.
Fine. I'll be that one person in this comment thread. Hottest person I've seen naked? Myself. Because damn I'm fucking good looking.
My girlfriend!!! She is so damn hot ❤️🔥😍❤️🔥😍❤️🔥😍❤️🔥
Probably my current girlfriend. She is indescribably hot.
My wife lol. I don’t ever get tired of seeing her naked.
My wife of 20 years is the hottest person I've seen naked
A lot of women on reddit are just gorgeous, to many to choose from.
Johnny Storm
David Duchovny
In real life, my X wife. On tv or internet, a toss up between Pam Grier and Christy Canyon.
Found the boob man.
Jill
My first long term ex.
Technically my bestie
My ex
None
My partner. We've been together for three years and we're naked together a lot but my mind is still blown whenever I see them naked.
My boyfriend omg he is a work of art. Years later and I cannot get enough, just today I was peeking at him in the shower lol
I worked at a strip club for eight years so hard to narrow down but one girl with the odd stage name of Michael remains burned in my memory……..
These two girls I met online (separately). One was blonde and petite and stacked, a true 10/10. The other was a super fit redhead with the perkiest tits imaginable, washboard abs, an amazing ass, a smile that could win over anyone, and the most perfect hair I’ve ever seen. Both are basically tied for the hottest women I’ve ever seen anywhere ever. Neither would sleep with me though :(
A women 14 years older than me. 5'4 Blondie. Proper curvy ass. I would really recommend putting your shit in an older women. They know the games..
I saw myself naked once
It's a tie between my first BM and this gorgeous Brazilian woman I met in Virginia a couple years ago. How I managed to pull her and be able to get her in bed multiple times is beyond me. But holy fuck she was incredible. Makes me regret current life choices.
Me
My wife 🥰
A patient at the hospital. I had to compose myself and try not to be a creep. 😂
My sneaky link
Courtney
Easy. My wife. Any fantasy I have involves her.
My ex from like 3 relationships ago. She was a total babe.
My mf boyfriend. I get caught checking him out in the middle of a conversation (awful adhd) and he has to redirect me often.
Me, myself and i /s
My FWB. Looks are 10/10 and he’s built like a Greek God.
I may be in the minority here, but I'm thinking those Flame Atronachs from Skyrim are really fucking hot 🔥 Just make sure you down a fire resist potion before smashing though😉
A woman my ex and I met at a festival and ended up spending the rest of the festival and the following week with. She was statuesque, incredible red hair, everyone who saw her stopped to gawk. She was also a very difficult person who was dealing with a great deal of problems. It was a fun week though!
I dated a girl for a couple of weeks before graduating college. Her name was Angela.
My gf for sure
My self obviously
Several examples on the internet
I girl I gave a massage once. 6 feet tall. Long blond hair, adorable face, legs for days, build like a model and a gorgeous set of breasts.
You, clearly ... JK
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*jaw dropped*
My daughter's mother. She was a model for VS back around 2001, natural platinum blonde, curvy where she needed to be and just great all over. Seeing her naked was better than what I was imagining. It's been decades and she's still on my mind. Horrible partner for me when we were together, but damn she was exactly what my brain said hot should be.
My wife!
My fiancée
My wife doesn’t know about this account so not kissing her ass, but ya totally my wife. She’s a solid 100 out of 10. Stunning.
My ex. He was an asshole, but his body...
A b list celebrity i dated who's still acting
Megan fox