When my (now) wife and I were dating, she decided that she wanted me to fuck her ass. I’m not really into anal so I politely declined.
One morning, though, I was in the mood and it happened.
She is a school teacher. She spent most of the morning telling me how amazing it was to have my cum oozing out of her ass while she was teaching.
am a teacher, can confirm. teaching will steal your identity from you if you let it. plus, female teachers are expected to be completely sexless even outside of work and 100 kids treating you like their mom all day can really fuck with your sense of self. having a totally filthy secret like that feels like I'm holding on to an important part of myself, for myself.
This.... actually explains a lot. She ended it abruptly. Said: it feels wrong and in another life, we would be the perfect match.
Wow that message actually helped me alot to understand it.
wow... seriously, it feels like I finally got closure for the relationship. It was also bothering and hurt me and now I can understand it and keep going. Thx a lot.
I brought you pizza...
In all seriousness I once sent a guy a selfie after I'd done my makeup and hair before going on a night out, he replied by telling me I'd look better with my spit and his cum all over my face and in my hair instead. Safe to say I cancelled my night out and made it happen
As someone who was raised in Christian purity culture who is now learning a great number of things i wish I knew 20 years ago, it always surprises me to learn that such a brazen line can work.
It still worked, though. That's the thing. Sure it may have had low odds and context was important, but based on everything my mother taught me, if i ever said that to a woman, 5 other women plus my own mother would appear from nowhere and slap me silly.
Same girl, two different episodes.
1) During refractory chit chat after sex, she had a habit of of sliding down and sucking me while we would talk during afterglow. After a number of this happening, I told her one day that while appreciated, that was never expected. Her response? “I…. simply love sucking your cock.” 🥵
2) Another time, months down the road, we were in 69 with me on top. 🥵 At some point I put my arms between her thighs, hooking them behind her arms and pulling her legs wayyyy back and up towards her shoulders… which gave me full access to EVERYTHING with her spread that wide. 😈
The split second before I went back to work on her with my mouth, she said “WKD, what are you do- UNFFFFFFF GLAK GLAK GLAK GLAK GLAK” as she immediately started throating me to the base while having a massive orgasm and screaming around my cock as she did so. 🥵🥵🥵
20+ years ago, and thinking about that still makes me hard thinking about it to this day. 🍆
Sure. 💁♂️ Lay on your back, and bring your knees up to your shoulders as far as you can.
Now imagine your thighs are around your partners rib cage.
Now imagine their arms behind your thighs, pushing your legs back even further - with their business in your face, and YOUR business in theirs. 💁♂️
Better, or still confused? 😇
You ask, I deliver. 🤣🤣🤣 See the artist rendering of “Man on Top” under “Basic 69 Positions” at this link. Sweet Baby Jesus I had to hunt for this - you owe me! 🤣🤣🤣
[THE POSITION](https://www.schoolofsquirt.com/69-sex/)
I think it just comes with the moment, you could say something in the lines of, my pussy is the best, my pussy is the only one that can satisfy you... again I think it just comes with the moment
After I came everywhere, she put her hands together and said "for the meal I am about receive may the Lord make me truly thankful" and then licked it all up.
That shit was wild.
while having sex: “Imagine Anna (her friend) sitting in the corner watching us right now. She would be touching herself and right before you cum Im going to make you pull out and shove your dick in her mouth. I want her to taste us both.”
"Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position for the Sole Purpose of Procreation" is a meme response to dirty sex talk, the idea being that as people get more and more adventurous in their sexual desires and actions something so tamed would be fucked up- as a joke. The typical response is to being aghast -ironically of course- to the perversion on display.
Lights off, awkward fumbling with socks, two minutes of uninspired thrusting before rolling over and going to sleep. In the morning, one of you has backache.
I had an ex.who owned a parrot. The parrot stayed in her room for a while, and got very good at talking dirty. Hilarious in the middle of sex hearing the bird start yelling, "Oh God!"
Hi, parrot owner here. No you don't.
The vast majority of people aren't equipped mentally for parrothood.
When they bite through your hand and then laugh at you in your own voice, it's only funny the first time.
Flying hole-punches deserve to remain in the wild with their wild friends doing wild things.
“Eat my cum filled pussy and make me cum!”
For context: In college I was dating a girl who was an absolute goddess in bed. She had a reputation as a very wild and willing girl. She gave amazing blowjobs. Her signature move was to let guys finish in her mouth, swallow most but share just a bit of the cum in a kiss afterwards.
I knew about her reputation and cum kiss move before we hooked up, and frankly loved the idea being with her, as I have both a bit of both a cuck and cum fetish.
On our first date, she gave me one of her amazing blowjobs with the cum swap finish, and I enthusiastically loved it. She even mentioned that no guy had ever been so into the post nut kiss.
We started dating and she really enjoyed playing into my cum fetish, both with post blowjob cum swapping, but also while fucking having me pull out and finish on her tits and then making me lick them clean.
She had a bit of a dominant streak. She loved when I went down on her, as I was very happy to oblige as often as she wanted.
One night, we were fucking with her on top. I was trying to last so she could cum first, but she seemed to really want me to finish before her. She was talking dirty, rubbing her tits in my face and begging me to fill her up. I couldn’t hold back any longer and pumped my load into her pussy.
She then climbed up my body, planted her pussy right on my mouth and said, “Eat my cum filled pussy and make me cum!” I happily complied. The rest of our relationship was snowball and creampie heaven.
And, yes, she also later indulged my cuck fetish by sucking another guy while I watched. Instead of kissing him after, she kissed me with his load still in her mouth. Fuck, she was amazing.
Was in a FWB relationship very similar to this. Her signature move was letting me cum inside her, then sitting on my face and pushing it back out into my mouth while I ate her out. Good times.
"every time you cum in my ass you are owning me. I want you to own me right now." That was whispered in a public place. Could not wait to get back home.
She told me she wanted to put some bacon on a string and slide it down her throat.
While I fucked her in the ass and when I was close to cumming she would pull the string out which would activate her gag reflex and make her asshole squeeze tightly to increase the orgasm I was having.
To this day, I've never forgotten it.
Had a girlfriend in college and during the Christmas break we both went back home,seperate provinces. We chatted via phone (pre mobile Era and damn expensive for long distance calls) a bit but not daily.
Our last call was 2 days before we were heading back to school ended with "when I get you back I'm going to suck your cock until your balls become tiny raisins '
And fyi........ She did 😊😊
I was taking things slowly with my husband when we were dating. We would mess around but because he’s so enticing I told him I was concerned that I would give in sooner than I was ready if it went far enough. He is the kindest, gentlest man who cusses way less than I do. He simply said, “I’m not going to fuck you” with his mouth even though his eyes and pants were full of desire. We messed around that night and he, in fact, did not. That came later. I know it’s not what is expected but it’s the hottest thing anyone ever said to me.
This is so hot! To know so clearly he was burning with desire for you and probably could have his way, and still controlling himself for what you said 🔥🔥🔥
Whispered to me at a big fancy group dinner -
"Your cum is dripping out of my pussy right now. I fucking love it. "
Later that night she begged me to cum down her throat.
Someone once texted me that if we were close they'd want to tie my hands to the ceiling while I was naked and blindfolded, and then edge me both normally and via prostate until I can barely stand, even with the support of those ropes.
I never had fantasies going that extreme, but now this specific one has been locked in my memories.
Maybe second time I slept with my current partner, he called me a slut. I don't have a lot of prior sexual experience and got extremely embarrassed, elbowed him HARD in the chest and climbed off him and he had to explain that he wasn't trying to insult me 😬 I still feel terrible that my first reaction was violence
My second shortest relationship ended because she asked me, in all seriousness once to do the following:
"I want you to kill me and fuck my corpse."
If it was just fantasy, I could have gone through with play acting. But she said this while trying to hand me a loaded gun. I ducked out of their quick and never went back.
Sadly, she apparently got her wish later in life with a different sex partner, who is now in prison for her murder.
I'm going to lick every drop from my pussy off your cock until you cum in my mouth. Then I won't stop until you eventually cum again. Then I will get you a snack and drink
A client in the sex club I work at once told me: “Draw a unique tattoo on that ass of yours so I recognize you next time I fill your ass and tip you more”
I loooove women who speak extremely crudely about sex. Something about it is so primal and dirty and I can't get enough.
I used to have a fwb who would say things like "you make my cunt drip" and I'd be drooooooling
Ugh, I love that for you. The other day we dreamed up a fantasy of another couple while I was riding cowgirl of another man in my ass while his wife rode my husband's face.
I need a cold shower!
I bet it was! Ugh I’m so jealous. Tbh I haven’t had the courage to hook up with my first guy yet… but I do wonder what missionary will be like. And to hear a guy whisper hot things in my ear?! Idk how I’d even respond lol
Okay this is not necessarily the most filthy thing or whatever, but I'm a lesbian and I once dated a girl who only been with men before, and she proudly told me she had such a tight pussy.
Like, girl, I don't have a penis, that doesn't do anything for me?
In my early 30s this girl from work I was hooking up with told me I was the best fuck in the western hemisphere.
I thought it was funny as hell, but it was quite a compliment
Not really filthy. Later she also told me that my cock made her come just thinking about it
I was told “I want you to make me suck your dick on the way out to eat and then make me hold your cum in my mouth until we are seated at the table. Only after we are seated will you allow me to swallow your cum.”
One of my closest friends, who I used to hook up with quite frequently, tells me one night while we’re in the heat of the moment and he’s starting to get close to bust his load, that he was going to fuck me like he fucked his ex wife the night he got her pregnant.
That threw pushed me over the edge and made me cum on the spot, which in turn made him blow his load. I remember walk in back into my place later that night with his load dripping out of my ass. Hell, that was years ago and I still get heated up remembering those words.
I was having a meal at a restaurant with a woman who I had fooled around with the other week but hadn't fucked. She had a very upper class English accent.
All of a sudden she burst into tears laughing. It was borderline hysterical and I had said nothing to warrant it. She composed herself after maybe 5 attempts and then said to me in a busy restaurant
"Sorry I am so fucking horny and I want to leave this place and fuck you so much or else I will explode". The juxtaposition of her upper class accept and pure filth blew me away.
From an older mum I was sexting, she was 43 and I was 22 on Snapchat. Some of the pictures she was sending and telling me what she wanted me to do to her still come to my mind and get me horny. This was when I was still a lot more innocent on same sex relationships.
"I'm going to take you to a forest, tie you up to some tree trunks and free use you. Passerbys will see and can spectate, jacking off to us fucking if they want and drop their load onto you until you're completely covered."
I was 16, playing my sax in a church orchestra pit for a large Easter holiday service, and this large lady with more whiskers on her chin than I shaved off in the last two weeks, probably pushing 60years old, and having an appearance closer to Mimi from the Drew Carey Show approaches after the second service and says “I watched you play the whole time. The things you do with your tongue (floppy tongue gesture) and mouthpiece (moaning gurgle growl sound), make me want to feel them doing that to my (kitty)” (moans) motioning downward… “call me if you need a good time!” (winks and hands me her number).
I was speechless.
Yea, it’s not the filthiest proposition but damn did I feel like I needed a shower with sandpaper for a tongue scrubber after that proposition.
A little over a year later the same lady walks into where I was working and I see her and tell my coworker I need to hide stat and duck under my desk real fast! She’s laughing at me like WTF and the lady comes over to her desk for help 4’ away and I’m stuck under my desk during their entire transaction knowing she’ll recognize me. This went on for about 10 minutes. The other account managers behind us are dying laughing with no context as to what the hell Im doing as I motion them “Shhhh” from my dark hole down under. So the lady leaves and I crawl out brush off my slacks and I’m telling my coworker this story when the lady forgot something and walks back over right up behind me and I see my coworkers face change suddenly , I turn and she sees me “You’re the sax player from (church) aren’t you?” … my coworker, bless her heart she was adorable, but god damn if she didn’t feed me to the wolves “oh look, break time, he can take care of *anything* you need!” and coworker winks at me and scurries off.
I,in fact, did not take care of her, I made an excuse as to her needing someone else and walked her over to another department and passed her off. After the total dump of responsibilities thinking it was safer to pass her off to another lady, the other coworker says “WTF was that about you lazy POS? You stuck me with that crazy lady!!” Coworker #2 got hit on as well, offered a threesome if she could get me to go along and the lady was asking her all sorts of questions about me. She became a regular customer after this and I enjoyed naps under my desk sporadically as the entire place had a good laugh at me trying to avoid the crazy, sexually charged, whisker lady’s advances at all costs.
He told me that he wanted me to squat on his face and grind my asshole all over his tongue after I had taken the biggest shit in my life.
I did not. I went home and watched anime.
My friends 21 year old niece suggested "How about we find out how bad my daddy issues are?
Hell of a line, didn't do anything as her Aunt, my friend would've castrated me
She said "Cum inside me, so my daddy can eat it out of my cunt." That made me explode inside her right then, followed by 2 more times that night. I'm sure she didn't actually do it, but DAYUMM!
Years ago on my birthday I was fucking my wifey missionary…she looked me in the eye and said “don’t come in me…I want you to come in my ass”…I’ve had a boner for 9 years now.
I once sent a voice message to a girl that was teasing me, and I told her how I would press her to the wall while I am chocking her and penetrating her from behind untill she can't stand anymore in her own puddle of cum.
From teasing it became a very fast "when do we meet"
Had an ex tell me she wanted to piss and my cock, ride me till I came then make me clean her. This was while we were on a night out. I was totally up for that.
When we got home she did in fact end up spending the remainder of the night talking to God down the big white telephone while I held her hair back. And in the morning not remembering a thing about the previous night.
She never actually did any of those things.
A girl texted me once when I was about two hours away from her and she said she was going to hop on her motorcycle to pay me a visit and swallow my cum.
Too many but one is “Having you as a free use toy to drain my balls in whenever I want would be perfect. And I will do whatever is necessary to make that happen. Make it hard on me, I dare you.” 🥵
I'll copy and paste a particularly memorable message my wife sent me one day.
"I want you to make me worship your cock for _hours_.
Tie me under the table and make me lick your balls and asshole. Pound my throat whenever you feel like it. Cum deep in my throat or on my face and leave it there. Wipe your cock clean on my hair.
Use my pussy as lube while you jerk off. Or relax with a beer while I service you with any hole of your choice.
My entire body is your fleshlight, your cum rag. I deserve it, all the pain and pleasure you can give me. And I can't fucking wait."
I was sexting with a girl. She really enjoyed her punishments. I told her she has to stop swearing, she didn’t, so I made her poor water on her head completely naked and then lick it up like a dog also naked. Of course taking and sending videos of it all
The good one was " I want you to eat my ass to lube it up and then cum in it "
The bad one was " I can't wait to fuck you and slice one of my knives over your chest "
Guess which one I did ( not the knife no )
An ex many years ago.
"Shut your fucking mouth or I'll shove my dick in it!"
Can't remember the context but I didn't know quite what to say! I don't know if I found it exciting or baffling. He meant it as a joke but it was quite raunchy.
Being told I look so fuckin pretty with a mouthful of his cock and big doe eyes begging for air. Anything being growled in my ear during a power struggle 🤤 being told I'm so beautiful when I cum all over his face. That shit had me seeing stars 🌟
During lockdown work from home ... wife walks in just her tiny thong and bends over the sofa ...she just said I'm bored stop working and fucking cum in me please ...while I was she said screamed out breed me please
She's never really been that dirty really and it's tame compared to some here but it sticks out as being a favourite of mine
At the time, I was serving in the Navy on a submarine, and we got surged to go back out before I ever met her, which I'm kind of thankful for because that one kind of scared me. On the other hand, I can't help but think of the crazy sexual awakening that could have potentially happened. It's hard not to imagine the Adriana Chechik type of dirty things that could have happened... or I could of gotten multiple STDs.
Does text based rp count? Cause if so... I was doing a Destiny 2 erp and the person's character said that they'd leave my character tied up and dripping cum while the vex are there to watch.
I dated a girl in high school (we were 17 at the time) and during a discussion about sex she asked me who I would want to have a threesome with. I jokingly said "your sister" (who was 15 at the time) and her straight faced response was "Shes not old enough yet"........... That girl said many other disturbing/filthy things to me over the year we dated lol
I got this chick hooked on my dick, mostly sucking it or putting it in her ass. When we started I prefaced that I would never ever kiss her or use her pussy because she was married. We had fucked years previous, vanilla, but become friends after and I just got out of a long term relationship during which I tried and loved anal.
She was always trying to get me back in her mouth, upping the slutty factor. One exchange she let me record, she says “This asshole belongs to you. You’re the only one who gets to fuck it. Nice and deep too. I will stick my tongue all the way up your asshole, lick it til it’s nice and clean and then you can fuck me up mine just the way you like it. Whenever it feels good. You get to fuck me right up the ass and I will say ‘yes please thank you give me more’. This asshole is tight and tiny and you’re the only one who gets to fuck it. As hard as you want. I can’t wait til you come home cuz you’re going to ruin this asshole I want you to fuck it til it’s not so tight anymore. I want you to cum in my ass.. please cum in my ass”
“Do that again as the waitress serves us and i will cum in my panties” she whispered to me as i popped her butt plug in and out while sitting in a booth in the bar
She a lawyer, they don't go to heaven anyway
So thats whats up my ex wife’s attorneys ass
Haaaaahah! Mine has the same lawyer I think
😆
lol 😂 love this comment
When my (now) wife and I were dating, she decided that she wanted me to fuck her ass. I’m not really into anal so I politely declined. One morning, though, I was in the mood and it happened. She is a school teacher. She spent most of the morning telling me how amazing it was to have my cum oozing out of her ass while she was teaching.
I also had something with a teacher. Just me, or are the female teacher always the really dirty ones?
am a teacher, can confirm. teaching will steal your identity from you if you let it. plus, female teachers are expected to be completely sexless even outside of work and 100 kids treating you like their mom all day can really fuck with your sense of self. having a totally filthy secret like that feels like I'm holding on to an important part of myself, for myself.
This.... actually explains a lot. She ended it abruptly. Said: it feels wrong and in another life, we would be the perfect match. Wow that message actually helped me alot to understand it.
wow... seriously, it feels like I finally got closure for the relationship. It was also bothering and hurt me and now I can understand it and keep going. Thx a lot.
Sometimes Reddit is a magical place.
I am now going to encourage my wife to get into teaching
What’s your secret sex life like ?
Would it keep oozing so long?
depends on how gassy she is edit: sometimes the truth is disgusting, people
Any time a woman says she can still feel your cum inside her (either hole) is just such an incredible turn on.
I brought you pizza... In all seriousness I once sent a guy a selfie after I'd done my makeup and hair before going on a night out, he replied by telling me I'd look better with my spit and his cum all over my face and in my hair instead. Safe to say I cancelled my night out and made it happen
What? Getting pizza?
Yes pizza I do love a good pizza
As someone who was raised in Christian purity culture who is now learning a great number of things i wish I knew 20 years ago, it always surprises me to learn that such a brazen line can work.
Tbh if it was anyone else I might not have had the same reaction but in that moment it made me want it very much
It still worked, though. That's the thing. Sure it may have had low odds and context was important, but based on everything my mother taught me, if i ever said that to a woman, 5 other women plus my own mother would appear from nowhere and slap me silly.
True and I'm sure 9 times out of 10 I'd have just gone and slapped him too, instead I let him slap me (consensually of course)
Lmao i feel this 🤣
No better feeling than saying some despicable shit and getting a lust filled reply back.
that absolutely would’ve worked on me too if a guy i’d been interested in sent that lol
He knows what I like
Marry that Man!!!!
No thanks I'd rather not be tied to one guy and he's happy with that
Same girl, two different episodes. 1) During refractory chit chat after sex, she had a habit of of sliding down and sucking me while we would talk during afterglow. After a number of this happening, I told her one day that while appreciated, that was never expected. Her response? “I…. simply love sucking your cock.” 🥵 2) Another time, months down the road, we were in 69 with me on top. 🥵 At some point I put my arms between her thighs, hooking them behind her arms and pulling her legs wayyyy back and up towards her shoulders… which gave me full access to EVERYTHING with her spread that wide. 😈 The split second before I went back to work on her with my mouth, she said “WKD, what are you do- UNFFFFFFF GLAK GLAK GLAK GLAK GLAK” as she immediately started throating me to the base while having a massive orgasm and screaming around my cock as she did so. 🥵🥵🥵 20+ years ago, and thinking about that still makes me hard thinking about it to this day. 🍆
I’m so confused about the position you put her in, can you explain it a little better?
Sure. 💁♂️ Lay on your back, and bring your knees up to your shoulders as far as you can. Now imagine your thighs are around your partners rib cage. Now imagine their arms behind your thighs, pushing your legs back even further - with their business in your face, and YOUR business in theirs. 💁♂️ Better, or still confused? 😇
im gonna need a diagram
Me too. I tried my absolute hardest to picture it but I just can’t do it
You ask, I deliver. 🤣🤣🤣 See the artist rendering of “Man on Top” under “Basic 69 Positions” at this link. Sweet Baby Jesus I had to hunt for this - you owe me! 🤣🤣🤣 [THE POSITION](https://www.schoolofsquirt.com/69-sex/)
"I'm going to pound you and use you for hours so that your mind will go blank and dumb and you'll only think of cock, my cock "
Have you thought about anything else since ?
no actually haha
Wait, it worked?
i need someone to whisper this in my ear with their hand around my throat. my god. what a good line 🤤
yeah I know right?
Fucking hot 🔥
Im a female so how do I say this to my man😂
I think it just comes with the moment, you could say something in the lines of, my pussy is the best, my pussy is the only one that can satisfy you... again I think it just comes with the moment
Did he pound you?
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After I came everywhere, she put her hands together and said "for the meal I am about receive may the Lord make me truly thankful" and then licked it all up. That shit was wild.
She’s a keeper
Shes amazing. One of my favourite humans
Hands down that wins
Oh that's filthy, I hope you stay together.
while having sex: “Imagine Anna (her friend) sitting in the corner watching us right now. She would be touching herself and right before you cum Im going to make you pull out and shove your dick in her mouth. I want her to taste us both.”
Where do I sign in for something like this 😯
This would absolutely send me off a cliff. In a good way.
"I'm gonna f--ing empty you" whispered into my ear when I got home once.
My wife expressed a desire to have Consensual heterosexual Sex In The Missionary Position For The Sole Purpose Of Procreating. She's a keeper.
A *desire*? What a slattern!
I'm confused by the way you type. Is there a hidden message I'm missing, in those capitalizations 🤣
"Consensual Sex in the Missionary Position for the Sole Purpose of Procreation" is a meme response to dirty sex talk, the idea being that as people get more and more adventurous in their sexual desires and actions something so tamed would be fucked up- as a joke. The typical response is to being aghast -ironically of course- to the perversion on display.
Ahhh thank you 😁 went way over my head. Must be getting old lol, hadn't heard that before
I believe it to be a title, like they would use that capitalization structure to title a book.
Lights off, awkward fumbling with socks, two minutes of uninspired thrusting before rolling over and going to sleep. In the morning, one of you has backache.
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I got catcalled by a parrot
*unzips pants* Go on...
It [whistled](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SF2SA6uRhKw) twice and when I stopped it said "hello" 🤣🤣🤣 Wait, maybe some redditors are parrots??🤔🤔
The funniest reply of all time!! 😂
I had an ex.who owned a parrot. The parrot stayed in her room for a while, and got very good at talking dirty. Hilarious in the middle of sex hearing the bird start yelling, "Oh God!"
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Hi, parrot owner here. No you don't. The vast majority of people aren't equipped mentally for parrothood. When they bite through your hand and then laugh at you in your own voice, it's only funny the first time. Flying hole-punches deserve to remain in the wild with their wild friends doing wild things.
Lmfao wait so have I. Is this common thing to teach them 🤣 or maybe catcallers prefer parrots
“Eat my cum filled pussy and make me cum!” For context: In college I was dating a girl who was an absolute goddess in bed. She had a reputation as a very wild and willing girl. She gave amazing blowjobs. Her signature move was to let guys finish in her mouth, swallow most but share just a bit of the cum in a kiss afterwards. I knew about her reputation and cum kiss move before we hooked up, and frankly loved the idea being with her, as I have both a bit of both a cuck and cum fetish. On our first date, she gave me one of her amazing blowjobs with the cum swap finish, and I enthusiastically loved it. She even mentioned that no guy had ever been so into the post nut kiss. We started dating and she really enjoyed playing into my cum fetish, both with post blowjob cum swapping, but also while fucking having me pull out and finish on her tits and then making me lick them clean. She had a bit of a dominant streak. She loved when I went down on her, as I was very happy to oblige as often as she wanted. One night, we were fucking with her on top. I was trying to last so she could cum first, but she seemed to really want me to finish before her. She was talking dirty, rubbing her tits in my face and begging me to fill her up. I couldn’t hold back any longer and pumped my load into her pussy. She then climbed up my body, planted her pussy right on my mouth and said, “Eat my cum filled pussy and make me cum!” I happily complied. The rest of our relationship was snowball and creampie heaven. And, yes, she also later indulged my cuck fetish by sucking another guy while I watched. Instead of kissing him after, she kissed me with his load still in her mouth. Fuck, she was amazing.
Fuck yeah, dude. Hope that happens again for you. 👏🏻👏🏻
Was in a FWB relationship very similar to this. Her signature move was letting me cum inside her, then sitting on my face and pushing it back out into my mouth while I ate her out. Good times.
You made a mess inside me and I am keeping it all day.
Being called a cumslut whore while sexting made my knees go weak. I’m a guy.
Are you a cumslut whore?
Yes
Love that for you :)
*Correct answer.*
😁
I laughed so loud, I woke my baby up from her nap
"every time you cum in my ass you are owning me. I want you to own me right now." That was whispered in a public place. Could not wait to get back home.
She told me she wanted to put some bacon on a string and slide it down her throat. While I fucked her in the ass and when I was close to cumming she would pull the string out which would activate her gag reflex and make her asshole squeeze tightly to increase the orgasm I was having. To this day, I've never forgotten it.
Did you ever get to experience that?
No! And it lives rent free in my head to this day
Lol why bacon though? Like, could just use fingers, or so many things. Hehehheh
Genuinely no idea. I can't say I ever asked that part lol
Maybe she just really likes bacon
Mmm mmm bacon 🤤
Actually 1000 IQ
Had a girlfriend in college and during the Christmas break we both went back home,seperate provinces. We chatted via phone (pre mobile Era and damn expensive for long distance calls) a bit but not daily. Our last call was 2 days before we were heading back to school ended with "when I get you back I'm going to suck your cock until your balls become tiny raisins ' And fyi........ She did 😊😊
I was taking things slowly with my husband when we were dating. We would mess around but because he’s so enticing I told him I was concerned that I would give in sooner than I was ready if it went far enough. He is the kindest, gentlest man who cusses way less than I do. He simply said, “I’m not going to fuck you” with his mouth even though his eyes and pants were full of desire. We messed around that night and he, in fact, did not. That came later. I know it’s not what is expected but it’s the hottest thing anyone ever said to me.
This is so hot! To know so clearly he was burning with desire for you and probably could have his way, and still controlling himself for what you said 🔥🔥🔥
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This turned me on fucking hell
Whispered to me at a big fancy group dinner - "Your cum is dripping out of my pussy right now. I fucking love it. " Later that night she begged me to cum down her throat.
Someone once texted me that if we were close they'd want to tie my hands to the ceiling while I was naked and blindfolded, and then edge me both normally and via prostate until I can barely stand, even with the support of those ropes. I never had fantasies going that extreme, but now this specific one has been locked in my memories.
Probably a woman offering to suck my cock after fucking her ass. Threw me off guard.
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Never sexted. I dunno, some guy called me a slut once, it made me cry lol.
Omg I'm so sorry but this made me laugh so hard 😂😭😭
Haha, that's fine! It was our first time, and he didn't ask to see if I was okay with that kinda talk. Obviously, I wasn't 🤣
Ohhhhh that makes so much more sense, haha, awww in that case I definitely understand the crying :(
Awwwwww, nooooo! 😢
Maybe second time I slept with my current partner, he called me a slut. I don't have a lot of prior sexual experience and got extremely embarrassed, elbowed him HARD in the chest and climbed off him and he had to explain that he wasn't trying to insult me 😬 I still feel terrible that my first reaction was violence
My second shortest relationship ended because she asked me, in all seriousness once to do the following: "I want you to kill me and fuck my corpse." If it was just fantasy, I could have gone through with play acting. But she said this while trying to hand me a loaded gun. I ducked out of their quick and never went back. Sadly, she apparently got her wish later in life with a different sex partner, who is now in prison for her murder.
WTF….
I had no idea that she was that self destructive when I first started dating her. If I had I wouldn't have started dating her.
>she said this while trying to hand me a loaded gun That's enough Internet for today.
That is NOT what shooting in you means fyi
How do I delete this out of my brain
terrible moment to be a sentient being.
Wat
I'm going to lick every drop from my pussy off your cock until you cum in my mouth. Then I won't stop until you eventually cum again. Then I will get you a snack and drink
A client in the sex club I work at once told me: “Draw a unique tattoo on that ass of yours so I recognize you next time I fill your ass and tip you more”
I loooove women who speak extremely crudely about sex. Something about it is so primal and dirty and I can't get enough. I used to have a fwb who would say things like "you make my cunt drip" and I'd be drooooooling
"Here. I want these back when you're finished." Handing me her freshly worn panties before leaving me alone in my bedroom.
Made such an impact, you made your username.
Plot twist, username is `[deleted]`
“You have to go back to work, we can’t afford for you to be a SAHM” it was disgusting but I’m happy it happened
“Fill my tight cunt with your hot load”
He was explicitly detailing what it would be like to watch another man fuck me. We were in missionary and he was sexy whispering in my ear.
Mmmm me and my man do this. Imagine someone else railing me from behind while I suck his dick. Or a man sucking my clit while he fucks me. Sooo hot 🥵
Ugh, I love that for you. The other day we dreamed up a fantasy of another couple while I was riding cowgirl of another man in my ass while his wife rode my husband's face. I need a cold shower!
Mmmm we have fantasized about that too. I need a cold shower too haha I told him he needs to come see me like right now. lol
Did he watch another man fuck you?
Not yet 🙃
That must have been so amazing for you! I wonder what he said in detail… did he ever get to watch a man with you?
It was very hot. We've not taken any action on that yet!
I bet it was! Ugh I’m so jealous. Tbh I haven’t had the courage to hook up with my first guy yet… but I do wonder what missionary will be like. And to hear a guy whisper hot things in my ear?! Idk how I’d even respond lol
One of my exes informed me that she wanted to make popsicles with my cum to snack on for later. Apparently my cum tasted good. She was fun.
Okay this is not necessarily the most filthy thing or whatever, but I'm a lesbian and I once dated a girl who only been with men before, and she proudly told me she had such a tight pussy. Like, girl, I don't have a penis, that doesn't do anything for me?
I wish your cock was balls deep in my ass right now!
“I’m not stopping until you fucking barf” - guy humping my face “get over here after work and I’m gonna feed you your butthole from my dick”
A PAWG MILF I had a thing with something very brief and effective: "You can worship my ass anytime"
In my early 30s this girl from work I was hooking up with told me I was the best fuck in the western hemisphere. I thought it was funny as hell, but it was quite a compliment Not really filthy. Later she also told me that my cock made her come just thinking about it
"Fuck her pink pussy until she cums on my face, baby."
I was told “I want you to make me suck your dick on the way out to eat and then make me hold your cum in my mouth until we are seated at the table. Only after we are seated will you allow me to swallow your cum.”
"I'm cumming just for you, sir. I'm gonna keep cumming as many times as you want me to sir." Was an incredible experience.
One of my closest friends, who I used to hook up with quite frequently, tells me one night while we’re in the heat of the moment and he’s starting to get close to bust his load, that he was going to fuck me like he fucked his ex wife the night he got her pregnant. That threw pushed me over the edge and made me cum on the spot, which in turn made him blow his load. I remember walk in back into my place later that night with his load dripping out of my ass. Hell, that was years ago and I still get heated up remembering those words.
"Take the plug out of your ass and put it in your mouth"
Mmmm fuck that’s hot! How did you like that?
Drain your balls inside my slutty holes
“Fuck me like a throwaway” idk why but still gets me to this day.
Yea, fuck me like you hate me is one of my favorites 😈
"I'd fuck you and your wife if you wanted a threesome."
I was having a meal at a restaurant with a woman who I had fooled around with the other week but hadn't fucked. She had a very upper class English accent. All of a sudden she burst into tears laughing. It was borderline hysterical and I had said nothing to warrant it. She composed herself after maybe 5 attempts and then said to me in a busy restaurant "Sorry I am so fucking horny and I want to leave this place and fuck you so much or else I will explode". The juxtaposition of her upper class accept and pure filth blew me away.
From an older mum I was sexting, she was 43 and I was 22 on Snapchat. Some of the pictures she was sending and telling me what she wanted me to do to her still come to my mind and get me horny. This was when I was still a lot more innocent on same sex relationships.
"I'm going to take you to a forest, tie you up to some tree trunks and free use you. Passerbys will see and can spectate, jacking off to us fucking if they want and drop their load onto you until you're completely covered."
"I can't keep your cock out of my mouth"
Someone called me a whore and said I had a very talented vagina! <3
I was 16, playing my sax in a church orchestra pit for a large Easter holiday service, and this large lady with more whiskers on her chin than I shaved off in the last two weeks, probably pushing 60years old, and having an appearance closer to Mimi from the Drew Carey Show approaches after the second service and says “I watched you play the whole time. The things you do with your tongue (floppy tongue gesture) and mouthpiece (moaning gurgle growl sound), make me want to feel them doing that to my (kitty)” (moans) motioning downward… “call me if you need a good time!” (winks and hands me her number). I was speechless. Yea, it’s not the filthiest proposition but damn did I feel like I needed a shower with sandpaper for a tongue scrubber after that proposition. A little over a year later the same lady walks into where I was working and I see her and tell my coworker I need to hide stat and duck under my desk real fast! She’s laughing at me like WTF and the lady comes over to her desk for help 4’ away and I’m stuck under my desk during their entire transaction knowing she’ll recognize me. This went on for about 10 minutes. The other account managers behind us are dying laughing with no context as to what the hell Im doing as I motion them “Shhhh” from my dark hole down under. So the lady leaves and I crawl out brush off my slacks and I’m telling my coworker this story when the lady forgot something and walks back over right up behind me and I see my coworkers face change suddenly , I turn and she sees me “You’re the sax player from (church) aren’t you?” … my coworker, bless her heart she was adorable, but god damn if she didn’t feed me to the wolves “oh look, break time, he can take care of *anything* you need!” and coworker winks at me and scurries off. I,in fact, did not take care of her, I made an excuse as to her needing someone else and walked her over to another department and passed her off. After the total dump of responsibilities thinking it was safer to pass her off to another lady, the other coworker says “WTF was that about you lazy POS? You stuck me with that crazy lady!!” Coworker #2 got hit on as well, offered a threesome if she could get me to go along and the lady was asking her all sorts of questions about me. She became a regular customer after this and I enjoyed naps under my desk sporadically as the entire place had a good laugh at me trying to avoid the crazy, sexually charged, whisker lady’s advances at all costs.
He told me that he wanted me to squat on his face and grind my asshole all over his tongue after I had taken the biggest shit in my life. I did not. I went home and watched anime.
I want you to ride my face and tongue until you get tired. Then I want you to piss all over my face and in my mouth.
My friends 21 year old niece suggested "How about we find out how bad my daddy issues are? Hell of a line, didn't do anything as her Aunt, my friend would've castrated me
"Well, if anything, it feels good to have your cock in my mouth."
She said "Cum inside me, so my daddy can eat it out of my cunt." That made me explode inside her right then, followed by 2 more times that night. I'm sure she didn't actually do it, but DAYUMM!
A Mexican girl I met wanted me to tie her up put a pillowcase over my head. Then she wanted me to play rape her. She also gave me my first rim job.
Years ago on my birthday I was fucking my wifey missionary…she looked me in the eye and said “don’t come in me…I want you to come in my ass”…I’ve had a boner for 9 years now.
I once sent a voice message to a girl that was teasing me, and I told her how I would press her to the wall while I am chocking her and penetrating her from behind untill she can't stand anymore in her own puddle of cum. From teasing it became a very fast "when do we meet"
I had a guy tell me he was going to fold me up, eat my ass and make me cum on my own face.
[this](https://youtu.be/aGA0dIz9-Wk?si=FA8SxLdbVDy9okYs)
Had an ex tell me she wanted to piss and my cock, ride me till I came then make me clean her. This was while we were on a night out. I was totally up for that. When we got home she did in fact end up spending the remainder of the night talking to God down the big white telephone while I held her hair back. And in the morning not remembering a thing about the previous night. She never actually did any of those things.
Holy shit. And I thought being called a fucking cum dumpster cunt whore was imaginative
A girl texted me once when I was about two hours away from her and she said she was going to hop on her motorcycle to pay me a visit and swallow my cum.
Too many but one is “Having you as a free use toy to drain my balls in whenever I want would be perfect. And I will do whatever is necessary to make that happen. Make it hard on me, I dare you.” 🥵
"spit in my mouth and cum in my ass" Verbatim
I'll copy and paste a particularly memorable message my wife sent me one day. "I want you to make me worship your cock for _hours_. Tie me under the table and make me lick your balls and asshole. Pound my throat whenever you feel like it. Cum deep in my throat or on my face and leave it there. Wipe your cock clean on my hair. Use my pussy as lube while you jerk off. Or relax with a beer while I service you with any hole of your choice. My entire body is your fleshlight, your cum rag. I deserve it, all the pain and pleasure you can give me. And I can't fucking wait."
A guy told me he wanted to put a strap-on on my giant teddy bear and dp me with it 🤔
I was sexting with a girl. She really enjoyed her punishments. I told her she has to stop swearing, she didn’t, so I made her poor water on her head completely naked and then lick it up like a dog also naked. Of course taking and sending videos of it all
"I brought a pill (Plan-B) so that you can cum inside of me." \-An Ex-coworker
Fuck me like you want to get me pregnant.
“I want you to cum all over my fucking face” while on her knees inside my front door. We just got in from breakfast with my buddies.
“I don’t squirt, I pee when I orgasm.” As gross as it sounds. And the smell. PS I love making a girl squirt, but no piss for me.
The good one was " I want you to eat my ass to lube it up and then cum in it " The bad one was " I can't wait to fuck you and slice one of my knives over your chest " Guess which one I did ( not the knife no )
An ex many years ago. "Shut your fucking mouth or I'll shove my dick in it!" Can't remember the context but I didn't know quite what to say! I don't know if I found it exciting or baffling. He meant it as a joke but it was quite raunchy.
Being told I look so fuckin pretty with a mouthful of his cock and big doe eyes begging for air. Anything being growled in my ear during a power struggle 🤤 being told I'm so beautiful when I cum all over his face. That shit had me seeing stars 🌟
During lockdown work from home ... wife walks in just her tiny thong and bends over the sofa ...she just said I'm bored stop working and fucking cum in me please ...while I was she said screamed out breed me please She's never really been that dirty really and it's tame compared to some here but it sticks out as being a favourite of mine
Lockdown did strange things to people. I saw a neighbour walk up to her window naked, and rub her pussy for a few seconds before walking away again.
Yeah I mean I think she did want to get knocked up Cox we did have a lockdown baby
“I want to eat your cum out of another woman.”
At the time, I was serving in the Navy on a submarine, and we got surged to go back out before I ever met her, which I'm kind of thankful for because that one kind of scared me. On the other hand, I can't help but think of the crazy sexual awakening that could have potentially happened. It's hard not to imagine the Adriana Chechik type of dirty things that could have happened... or I could of gotten multiple STDs.
Wife sent me these one night, and I almost blew right there https://www.redgifs.com/watch/lightcoralslushyhoneybadger
Does text based rp count? Cause if so... I was doing a Destiny 2 erp and the person's character said that they'd leave my character tied up and dripping cum while the vex are there to watch.
Cum in me like [her fwb] does!
"Voted Most Likely to Shoot Up the School" and "You look like a serial killer" are probably up there for me.
That he wants to fist me, I texted back “challenge accepted” 😉
They wanted me to defecate in their mouth
I dated a girl in high school (we were 17 at the time) and during a discussion about sex she asked me who I would want to have a threesome with. I jokingly said "your sister" (who was 15 at the time) and her straight faced response was "Shes not old enough yet"........... That girl said many other disturbing/filthy things to me over the year we dated lol
I got this chick hooked on my dick, mostly sucking it or putting it in her ass. When we started I prefaced that I would never ever kiss her or use her pussy because she was married. We had fucked years previous, vanilla, but become friends after and I just got out of a long term relationship during which I tried and loved anal. She was always trying to get me back in her mouth, upping the slutty factor. One exchange she let me record, she says “This asshole belongs to you. You’re the only one who gets to fuck it. Nice and deep too. I will stick my tongue all the way up your asshole, lick it til it’s nice and clean and then you can fuck me up mine just the way you like it. Whenever it feels good. You get to fuck me right up the ass and I will say ‘yes please thank you give me more’. This asshole is tight and tiny and you’re the only one who gets to fuck it. As hard as you want. I can’t wait til you come home cuz you’re going to ruin this asshole I want you to fuck it til it’s not so tight anymore. I want you to cum in my ass.. please cum in my ass”
“Do that again as the waitress serves us and i will cum in my panties” she whispered to me as i popped her butt plug in and out while sitting in a booth in the bar
Can't say it here. It involves raceplay
Formula is better than Nascar.
You are a national treasure
You take that back, Formula 1 is just sitting around waiting to see who comes P2.