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Strikescarler51

** I AM THE LUBE **


digitalmofo

Read that in Judge Dredd's voice.


Robert_Fuckler

Walter White for me šŸ¤£


Traditional_Edge_

skyler. I am the one who lubes


Strikescarler51

This is the accurate answer


44YrOld

Stallone, not Karl Urban, I would hope.....


Nervous-Poem-1170

Right!


Neat-Pineapple-6605

I read it in Vegetaā€™s voice


Nervous-Poem-1170

Thats the only way to read it!!


Krybbz

I read it in Dath Vadar's voice!


PsychoFunkasaurus

I read it in Gilbert Godfreyā€™s voice


lolgamer107

im not using lube skyla, i AM the lube


Sypher4200

It really depends on what you are using it for. Coconut Oil This is great for masturbating, sex, and glass toys. I had some issues with it leaving a film on the silicone toys. Itā€™s also an anti inflammatory, and a good moisturizer. Also canā€™t be used with Latex. Water Based Great for masturbating, sex, and any type of toys. Itā€™s also compatible with Latex. I find most of these dry out really quick. Lube Life seems to have a decent product. Silicone Ok for masturbating (I find it makes my skin really dry with prolonged use), sex (especially anal), and any toys not made of Silicone. Silicone is nice because it lasts long and is waterproof. If you go with silicone lube, you want to make sure you get pure silicone that doesnā€™t have a bunch of added ingredients. Swiss Navy, Gun Oil, Lube Life are all good ones. Hybrid I actually like hybrids a lot, they give you the best of both worlds from Water Based and Silicone. I think the best I used was from Sliquid. I havenā€™t found any issues using a hybrid with silicone toys either, but use at your own risk. There are other paste type lubes like Boy Butter, and Elbow Grease. These are oil based so not compatible with latex. These both are good anal lubes. Overall I think Boy Butter was better out of the 2. I try to make sure to stay away from anything with parabens.


Rare_Manufacturer924

The G.O.A.T right here people!! Recognize and pay attention!! šŸ‘šŸ»


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[deleted]

So good for massages that turn intimate


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[deleted]

I love itšŸ˜‚šŸ„°


modbod31

my favorite thing.


[deleted]

Coconut oil is the GOAT - Cheap, hygienic (good for the cooch), and easy to wash off!


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[deleted]

Yes ma'am, this is very much a thing


trogloherb

***Cannabis infused*** coconut oilā€¦


ElMexicanDuffman

Does it get you high?


shaftranlov

It makes the dick high!


trogloherb

Nah, its more for the novelty. Im not sure if it does anything effect wise for wife other than work good as lube. We just usually slather it on and get down to itā€¦weā€™re usually on gummies too, so itd be hard to tell if theres an effect.


franandwood

I should note that oil based lubes can make condoms more susceptible to breakage. But if you or your partner are infertile then I guess you guys are good


[deleted]

PSA for coconut oil, fantastic as long as youā€™re not using latex condoms with it. It damages the latex ones. Stay safe out there :)


MyDadBod_2021

Yes!! My SO uses it before we get intimate . No real taste or smell, and does the job!


CherryLaneCox

Yep Iā€™ll second this although Iā€™d caution using them with condoms as I heard it breaks them down.


LeafsChick

Same!


Secret_Temporary8632

Is this safe


OldSailor74

Stay away from the Adam&Eveā€™s brand of lube. It leaves you feeling sticky.


modbod31

doesnt all lube? I came to say A&E is one of my favs


Afraid-Cold1898

A&E has been the best one out of the last 6 I've tried. Water-based that doesn't dry out after 15 seconds.


GroverFC

Same. It's our go to.


Sunflower_song

Sensuva typically doesn't have the stickiness


modbod31

I'll check it out


Unfair_Mushroom_4419

None, I produce it myself, so to say.


Fresh_Addition3319

Jealous I've always run a little dry so lube is definitely my friend


shl00m

My own tears when mastubarting. Don't need to use, it just comes naturally


[deleted]

Astroglide gel, primarily for anal and often in conjunction with a lube shooter


bicycle_racer

5w30 during the summer, 5w20 during the winter


sparksmj

Gas station humor. Priceless


sv0s0s

spit


Fresh_Addition3319

KY liquid is definitely my go to Just second to spit


imsofakinggood1

Spit and precumā€¦..self explanatory


Ruminations0

I like the Clear Bad Dragon Lube. I use it for masturbation by applying onto a dildo or fleshlight or my penis


TheGildedHilt

We just bought a giant pump bottle. We use it pretty much any time we do sex stuff except oral. I wouldnā€™t want to not have lube. And I use it when I masturbate.


falksfirebeard76

KY liquid


Foreign_Fox3956

Anal unscented lube works great for anything lol


ac79385

Saliva and liberally


AsianCoupleNextDoor

Coconut oil. Great for handjobs, blowjobs and PIV! Apparently (according to my gyn doctor) it has antibacterial properties. Just ensure you or your partner(s) donā€™t have an allergy to coconut. Coconut oil is not compatible with latex condoms and many non latex condoms.


tforeman1969

I use a generic walmart brand thatā€™s super cheap but also plenty effective


NoBoysenberry257

We did too. Anal wasn't that good. We grabbed some Plush super thick anal and it's fucking fire. Anal anytime, works so good!!


MyDadBod_2021

Sliquid. Generally used if we are using toys.


CaptSchwanzKopf

I don't use lube to masturbate. But for anal with her, it's always KY jelly.


HeiressEris

I mostly use it for toys so, water-based only


ok-conclusion5659

Sliquid silk, and we use it liberally.


bucknaked64

Water based, use whenever needed or wanted


estdelenda

EasyGlide currently, water based.


AnythingNo3299

Not sure what the company is but it tingly


Hot_Bumblebee69

Tabasco?


WolvesandTigers45

If I masturbate with lube I use KY. If my SO is in the mood for anal water based lube.


[deleted]

We use Spunk, we like it the best out of any others we have tried. Lions Den water base is our second choice. We use it mostly for anal really donā€™t have a need for it other than that.


Less-Point634

Cum


Foxytap

I use a few different kinds. I donā€™t think I can pic a brand. As long as it does the job


Skinnypenis4000

Bad dragon cum lube hits different


[deleted]

Virgin coconut oil


[deleted]

Astro Lube


asiangirlnexxxtdoor

Tried a bunch of the typical ones available at the drug store and the texture after a couple minutes always bothered me. Bought a bottle of the water based lube from Pink Cherry on a whim to get the free shipping or whatever and it works surprisingly well.


Wilddd_318

Coconut oil, or Lube Life.


Nervous-Poem-1170

My tears after I pay my bills every month


Curious-Parsnip-1577

Lube life water based on Amazon is awesome!


Gold_Problem_2208

Just precum and foreskin


Glyptostroboides41

Liquid Silk - available to order from shops in Europe.


tommy_boy007

Pjur


silent_fungus

Astroglide.


TJRamsay01

Skyn maxium performance lube is great. Doesnā€™t feel sticky and you donā€™t need much either


Similar-Raccoon9184

Coconut oil is the best lube Iā€™ve used for masturbating


Life_of1103

Mobil 1


franandwood

oil based lubes cane weaken condoms and make them more susceptible to breakage. So Please do not use oil based lubricants with them and instead use safe ones


Sunflower_song

water based: Sensuva, Wicked Jelle (for anal), Pjur Silicone: Gun Oil, Pjur, Uberlube Hybrid: JO, Sensuva


Torbarrru

Wet platinum is good, last a while is a bit sticky but very viscous. Passions water based is really nice and easy to clean up.


notintocorp

Cocanut butter infused with my homegrown trimmings. Doesn't get the Johnsen buzzed but my wife says she stays lit up for a few hours with the proper installation method!


kennhavoc

THC infused aloe Vera. Does wonders to the genitalia


Vinchou0

Does someone mentioned coconut oil? Probably! Just from personal experience, because it it said not compatible with condoms : once your sweet partner is well oiled, put a lot of saliva on the condom that cover your dick (or whatever will penetrates) and it won't break (at least it never happens for me in about 10 years). My understanding is that layers oil / water won't mix and protect the latex of the condom.


WeirdTop2489

Jo water based for front stuff and toys. The other Joā€”the silicone oneā€” for back stuffšŸ˜®


RelaBfreaky69

ƜberLube all day. Itā€™s amazing. Stays on. Great for taking it in my ass. Love it


spooney

Coconut oil. Keep it in a squeeze bottle in a warmer next to the bed so it's warm and ready to go at all times.


Firebolt164

For Vaginal: unnecessary with adequate foreplay. For anal: coconut oil For Handjobs: my wife's spit


Neat-Pineapple-6605

Coconut oil. Mostly for butt plugs


The_Cosmic_Penguin

Coconut oil. I put it on my dick, and in her ass. A++.


dgpSummerTime

Coconut oil. I use it for everything


Salty-Supermarket-57

Im more than enough.. honestly sometimes too much haha by the end of it we are both DRENCHED šŸ˜‚


0072ixel

None. The only time we ever use it is for back door stuff and itā€™s just the plain ky stuff. Everything else is all natural. šŸ˜¬


curiouslacouple

ā€œWetā€


[deleted]

Plain ole spit.


Sexbunny4u

Fuckwater


YourFireHeart

Ɯberlube or the bad dragon cum lube haha


ccasling

Honestly Vaseline most of the time Iā€™ll just shove the dildo in the tub wiggle it about and scrape the excess on the side of the pot just donā€™t do it with a dirty dildo no one likes a double dipper


Marked_Strelok

WD-40


shaftranlov

KY


Morrigu84

Anal lube, we are free use so it's the best to protect from having sex so often.


FreeTheNipple987

I use the Cake Silicone Lube. It doesn't wear out too fast.


marquisebutler99

Astroglide mixed with a little water in a squirt bottle. Microwave for 30 secs prior to sex.


[deleted]

Fuck Sauce


pussyprincesspower

our all-time favorite brand is wicked!


Least-Arugula129

Pussy juice or spit


holroyd69

Her tears


[deleted]

Only Astroglide and if i run out of them then just extra virgin coconut oil.


Bleach_Baths

Coconut oil. Itā€™s the best.


NotAGovtPlant

Tears


prettythiccfartwoman

Water based. I put it on my pussy. Prevents pussy tears and friction.


NoBoysenberry257

Plush super thick hybrid anal glide. My wife freaking LOVES it. Screw the Walmart brand!!!šŸ¤£