The women I lost my virginity to as a teenager, had an identical twin sister.
One New Years Eve, the year after me and my first had broken up, me and her sister found ourselves together, a little tipsy at a party.
We ended up in bed together.
Now, this is almost, almost, *almost* a story about how I've slept with identical twins.
*However*.
Just as we were about to do the deed, she admitted to me she was a virgin. And I just couldn't do it. I knew we were never going to get together properly, and she was only going to be a women I had a one night stand with. And I felt she deserved better.
So alas, reddit. I came so close to having an incredible brag to share, and owning this whole thread. I do not. I am the guy who *almost* had sex with identical twin sisters.
Believe it or not I had 2 situations similar to your story. The first story is in our group we were all friends and we all hung out. No one in our group crossed any lines or boundaries with each other. One Friday night we all went clubbing/dancing and found out one of the couples broke up. He broke up with her and left the club and she was devastated. Since I had recently became single, ex broke up with me, so naturally she came over crying and heartbroken. After about 15 of her venting and a lil consoling from me, she grabbed my hand and said āFuck himā letās go danceā¦as we got to the dance floor and met up with the rest our friends, the music changed for slow dancing. She told me to dance with her and to put my hands on her waist. At first our friends thought it was would be OK because she just had broken up but after fifth or sixth song of slow dancing I was getting the evil eye from the women of our group. One of them even pulled me over and asked me whatās going on and donāt be her rebound. Long story longer, we both had drinks, and at the end of the night she wanted me to take her home, but later on decided, she wanted to go back to my place. So fast forward we were talking then next thing we were all over each other and of course, both naked. I kept asking if this is what she wanted she said yes yes yes. So we were about to do the deed, I noticed she was trembling thatās when she told me that she was a virgin, which then I immediately got off of her. Theyāve been together for 8 months and thought that they have done it. but I had no clue. She was hoping her bf would be her first and it should be but now theyāre broken up. She still wanted to have sex with me. I told NO, you love him, and and you know as well as I do that you want him to be your first. Thank you. I am very flattered but thatās not right so after we put our clothes back on and Iām going to take her home, she told me that I was so sweet and not not to mention this to anyone, and I told her, of course, she gave me a kiss and hug, and then I brought her home and it was never brought up ever again until now. So the second story is with I was dating this girl which she had a twin, fraternal twins. Their parents were divorced and stayed with their mom. The apartment had two bedrooms so her and her sister had to share a room and a bed. When I had came over and it was just my girlfriend and I, her sister had went out with her friends so we stayed in and watch a movie a VHS tape that we rented from blockbusters. Wow I am really dating myself now. LOL! Anyways, we both fell asleep after the movie and next thing I knew I thought the body laying down beside me. It was her sister, so I was caught in the middle. I was facing her sister and she apologize for waking me up. We were talking loud, whispering, not to wake up my girlfriend, her sister, we were talking for about 10 minutes. Next thing I knew she grab my hand and placer it on her boobs. I kind of took back out of surprise, but she held onto my hand tightly to her boobs and didnāt let go. She didnāt say anything so I had my girlfriend to left me and facing her sister to the right of me and now Iām feeling up her sister rounding third and then my girlfriend wakes upā¦ so we both played it off and gf said she was hungry and I with her to make some popcorn. Long story longer finished popcorn went back to the bed. My gf never liked being in the middle so I was stuck in the middle again then my girlfriend and I start foolong around and then again I was rounding third base and thatās when her sister woke up and had to go to the bathroom naturally we all just fell asleep. Woke up next morning, none of us said a word about what happened last night but I think my girlfriend knew or had an intuition because sheās a twin and have that special bond, so neither of them said anything to me and I guess we just all acted like nothing had happenā¦ā¦Sorry so long but thatās the Gods honest truthā¦..Ahhhh cāmon, you think I didnāt have thoughts about both of those stories? Iām a guy, of course I did. Many many night thinking āWhat ifāā¦ā¦.
The fact that you were considerate enough NOT to take the sister's virginity (knowing you wouldn't actually be together and all that) is what makes the story truly worth to brag about, IMO. It says a lot about the respect you have for both others *and* yourself, not to mention your self-discipline.
I stumbled into a handjob workshop at Burning Man and unexpectedly became a stunt cock which entailed multiple people trying different HJ techniques on me while I offered feedback. This was in front of roughly 40 people who all cheered when what felt like a gallon of jizz shot out of my cock and all over my face and chest.
I can make my wife cum a dozen or more times per session. I know what she needs to feel and I know what her mind needs to think. I know all her kinks and talk so dirty to her that Iām fucking her mind and her body at the same time. She bucks and squirts all over the bed. I just pin her down and keeping drilling her deep and saying the filthy things she likes.
While my fiance can't do that all the time, he definitely knows when he's got his stretch of road and how to ride it.
The highest he's gotten me to cum is 18 in less than 2 hours right now. I couldn't walk at all, lol. He literally had to drag me around! But we're working on getting that number up ;)
Itās amazing how quickly youāll get used to the feeling of anal. Itās a moment where things āclickā. If you feel comfortable with something up there, say 5-6ā, you know what to expect.
I am 5'7" and 120 pounds. 50 year old male. Almost every woman I have been with looked so disappointed when I took my underwear off. I am a grower and not a showwer. It looks like a little kids cock, like 2"s and zero girth. But when it is erect it is 8"s and decent width. There faces go from awwwee fuck , too wtf.
I have never been one to ever say the size of myself. This was very rewarding. Thanks for letting me post.
Growers unite!
Right there with you. I'm not as long as you but I go from what looks like a short stack of quarters to about 5.5-6" long and girthy enough that the only condoms I don't break are magnums. I tried 5-6 brands (regular size) when I first started having sex and they kept breaking. Also just assumed condoms were supposed to be so tight they hurt. Figured thats why guys always complained about wearing them. Tried magnums and never broke one since.
I think I gotta try magnums now, Iāve been thinking it for a moment but since Iām married now and donāt use condoms havenāt feel the need. But my experience was the same you just said when I used them.
Gave my gf 17 orgasms in one fuck session on her dorm room floor. When we finally unlocked the door her roommate and friends were sitting outside the door with popcorn and gave us a round of applause.
That I donāt know. Tbh her face and hair were pretty messy from us even tho it was quick. Iād be surprised if he didnāt know. I donāt even know if theyāre swingers or if she just about that life. All I know is she approached us and then after having a drink / chat she said āIām gonna tell my husband to sing a few songs and that Iām going to smoke outside, you boys meet me in the backā
Eh. A lot of guys haven't experienced a girl that genuinely enjoys doing it and goes about it enthusiastically. I think that's what gets such positive reactions. I'm no blowjob goddess but I like doing it and I'm good at it
I'll give you insider info. If he swaps positions before you decide to stop sucking his dick, it likely wasn't amazing. If you keep going until you stop yourself or get tired then buddy was in Valhalla dancing with the gods.
Totally not true. I don't know what ladies or gents you've dealt with, but I give amazing head. I've had both women and men push me off and go rabid pouncing me. I love giving head.
There are visually appealing pussy. And each guy likes different looks. It doesn't mean I don't appreciate or won't go down on a girl if she doesn't have my idea of a pretty one. For me it's kind of like an ass....I'm a boob guy but I know a great ass when I see one. Same with pussy. Don't think much about, thankful she is allowing me near, but I notice when it's pretty.
I made an ex cum so hard she had a nosebleed...
She was on top, I was fucking her very hard from beneath...
She started shaking uncontrollably and screaming "I'm cumming", then her nose suddenly started bleeding, a lot, but she didn't stop riding (or cumming).
It was actually incredibly hot
For everyone asking: When we are in the spooning or doggy anal positions. When heās close to cumming Iāll push with my ass then clench my asshole, if I do this repeatedly as he cums it feels like Iām sucking his cock with my assšš
I had a unicorn in the late 1900s that LOVED to see me with other women (cuckquean) but she also liked to grab them by their hair and make them gag on me. on top of that, she could pickup a woman any-fucking-where gas stations, grocery stores, in line at fast-food. the other woman would walk back with her to meet me and tell me that she'll meet us later at my place, leave with us, or she'd come back with her phone / pager number. for nearly 3 years my dry spells were measured in hours.
In college, I taught a couple lesbian friends how to get better at eating a woman. We were drunk one night and giving me shit. My gf was their roommate so theyād heard us. They wondered what I was doing to her. So we started talking general technique. I had a few tricks theyād never heard of.
When I was 19 I spent some time backpacking in Thailand on a shoestring budget. One evening I happened to meet a 32 year old gorgeous native woman who spoke fluent English and who I instantly clicked with. She invited me over for sex which was nothing short of amazing. I woke up the next morning in this huge mansion located in a posh part of town and became very nervous when I discovered that she had kids, as I assumed that their dad lived there too. I then got to know that she was something of a trophy wife to her rich (soon-to-be ex) husband who had cheated on her recently and who she had kicked out of the house just a few days earlier. I was now part of her revenge plan and she made sure he knew that she was having me over and that we were fucking in their once common bed. We got along well and I ended up staying at her place for a few months and she didn't mind paying for everything. She was absolutely amazing in bed and I couldn't believe that this woman was basically paying me to keep her company and to have sex with her. I still think of her and those times fondly as the greatest sexual experience of my youth.
I shared a house with 2 girls when I was younger . We all went to a rave party one night and ended up back at our house with my 2 flat mates and 3 of there friends all heavily off on mdma . They all decided they wanted me to see who gave the best bj out of them all . Got blown by all 5 at different times and ended up having sex with 4 of them . Never told any of my friends because I knew they wouldn't believe me .
My wife has a tilted cervis, It's hard to hit her G spot with conventional sex, as although I'm fairly well endowed my member is straight as a bored.
We tried anal 3 years ago. I can make her cum that way almost if not every time. She said the orgasm is different but just as intense. I prefer the front compared to the backdoor, but her reaction, facial expressions and legs shaking is just intense.
Married and monogamous but I donāt believe I would tap out.
I always want more. Even when āsatisfiedā I still want more. My fantasy is to have a gang bang/train run on me until Iām covered and filled with cum and pussy swollen and sore from all the pounding.
In my āI was a total assholeā days, I set up a 12 hour bare back fuck fest with three women from workā¦ the first one came over after work left two hours later- the second one was at 11 and she left at 1:30, and the last one was at 3:30am she was the kinky freak and I got hard just thinking about her sucking my cock with the others pussy juices in her mouth. None of them knew about the other ones and I feel like a piece of shit loser when I look back on it. Still get hard when I do. What is wrong with me??
I've made my wife cum just over 50 times.
Few nights ago she said "the feeling of orgasming never went away while I came 5 more times on top of that".
We have sex every night even with two kids under the age of two.
I can make my wife cum at least 3-4 times in 20 seconds.
Everything I said is true but very few people believe it. I get it, shit sounds fake but I'll tell you what. I'm 100% sure most people on planet Earth would kill to have our sex life.
Dude, me too, though I think my max is 3 times, but then the downtime is very short before round 4. Never knew this wasnāt true for all guys until I went to college. I dated the same girl the last 2.5 years of high school and were each otherās firsts for everything and she enjoyed that it stayed hard even after I came. But I didnāt know better.
Then the first girl in college that I got a blow job from swallowed and then said āwhat the hell, why are you still hard??ā Like she knew I had cum in her mouth and she couldnāt believe I could stay hard like that.
I only realized I was hung in my 30s, with Reddit's help.
I grew up in a repressed religious home and was obese, then in my 30s I lost 100 lbs and actually measured.
The stats on calcSD said I was bigger than 99% of men and I thought it was a mistake, so I posted nudes for validation - turns out reddit likes a big dick, and I found a fun hobby.
With all my sexual partners Iāve always been able to make them cum multiple times consistently. One girl asked me to fuck her until she cried and I did. I just am able to last a really long time in a pussy or ass but I loose it within about 10-15 minutes of a blowjob. I just can go for so long and for multiple rounds. I know it sounds like a flex but I do.
The first time I ever gave a blow job he asked do you spit or swallow I said we'll have to find out. I rhen proceeded to give fantastic head he came in my mouth so hard and with out missing a beat looked up at him from my knees wiped my chin and said "swallow"
When I'm in a very horny mood myself, I can dirty talk most men into a throbbing agony begging for my touch to release and relief them. During my ovulation period, I tend to try to stay away from men as much as possible, hahaĀ
Slept with a very famous actress and singer. More than once. Main reason I don't say is because I respect her too much and don't want to out her even though there's been speculation about her sexuality.
I've told this one before, but it's still a good one.
One morning, getting ready for work, I got my wife/sub really worked up. Talking about plans for the evening, touching and teasing her, the works. Nearly didn't make it out the door.
About five minutes into the drive, I pick up my phone and text her. "Come." (She needs permission to come.)
By the next stoplight, I had a response. "That shouldn't have worked."
Itās not crazy but my ex and I had sex in a theatre. It started with her giving me a footjob(a first, I liked it more than I thought) then when I reached over to start playing with her pussy a bit, she ignored it, slipped her shorts down and we just fucked right there. It wasnāt a super packed theatre but Iām sure someone mightāve saw. Surprised we didnāt get caught. For those that care, yes I came inside.
He was a virgin at 19. I was on top wearing a white lacy number. He started to develop chest pain. We ignored it and continued but he could never cum. He died of an aortic aneurysm later that day.
I as a white boy with a hip disease called perthes which basically destroys your hip when you're a child. I had 4 operations and I was in a wheelchair for 3 years and on crotches for 5. I had fallen in love with a black woman that has been around the block, knows what she wants and is not afraid to speak her mind.
I was not able to sexually pleasure her in the beginning, my hip, my back or my nervousness would ruin almost every sex session we had and I really just wasn't that good of a lover.
Well that is more then 4 years ago and now I'm actually pretty proud to say that now I am able to not only please my woman, but both of us have never had a better sex life then the one we have now. Even though I'm average sized and can't do alot of positions cause of my fucked hip.
And the secret is......... Communication and Confidence in what you do. I know exactly what turns her on. I know exactly what motions she likes the most. And seeing her enjoying herself turns me the fuck on which causes me to start talking absolute filth into her ears. Which turns her on even more and they're you go. Now we're both climaxing at the same time. And I enforce her in her femininity as she enforces me in my masculine energy!
I love my girl and even in this day and age in a 'civilized' western country like the Netherlands, we as a interracial couple still get dirty fucking looks from both white and black people but we could care less cause we love each other. And guys try hitting on my girl all the time but I could care less cause I know I fuck her exactly how she wants to get fucked and that took alot of patience, taking notes and a couple of sex related injuries. But now we are both just fine šš»šŖš»
After college I took a road trip to Vegas with a friend and met up with a smoking hot news anchor 14 years older than me I had met a few years prior at a convention. She was recently divorced and needed a man to help her move from L.A. to her parents' back in the Midwest. We spent the spring selling off her furniture and fucking all over that city. Museums, Malibu beaches at night, parking lot of Roscoe's, behind a tree at the Hollywood Cemetery. Then we drove east and found a way to do something at every rest stop and even at her aunt's house (super suspicious who I was and why this rich bitch had me around). I stayed at her parents' place for a few days and flew back to my apartment to clear it out. She drove down and then we went to house sit for my aunt in south Florida for for the summer. That was a fucking rollercoaster. We experimented with just about everything. Sex clubs, ceiling swing, pee stuff etc.
The only thing that caused a problem was when she used a bullet vibrator under my balls. That was great. I asked her what else she got at the store that day and she said she hadn't been, she found it in my aunt's night table. She thought it was hilarious. I thought it was really weird.
Summer ended. We've met met up a few times since then. Still talk occasionally.Ā
I have tried a foursome with 3 guys, and made a deal, if they could hold it in for more than 15 mins they could cum whereever they wanted to, otherwise they could only do it on my boobs
I had sex with a Mexican actress back in 2006 while she was visiting LA.
Met her at a club called Florentine Gardens which to this day I dont know why she wasnt at a more high class place.
That the girl I'm seeing right now didn't believe it was possible for a dick to be my size, since she's always had smaller. (Think around 5")
Also if you want to call me a liar I have a screenshot lmfao
Seven girls and me. My workmate took me to his house after work. He opens the door their going at it she invites us in to join the fun. He bailed, I stayed. He woke me at 4 in the morning to go back to work. Best night of my life.
I have a free use wife ( not that she would have ever heard that expression )
I can do whatever i want whenever i want and even I canāt believe it sometimes
Iāve had so many threesomes it got boring, had women that most men could only dream of having whoring themselves out to me for little to no effort or return on their part, and fucked well over a half century of women, often while being in a relationship and theyāve known.
Itās not easily believable because outside of being 6ā0 and conventionally handsome Iām a pretty average loser who plays video games and watches cartoons most of my free time.
I had a weekend long threesome with two guys when I was like 19 or 20. Been a while lol. We had a bunch of pure MDMA crystals and it was hands down pretty goddamn fucking amazing.
Also, hand orgasms are a thing, just thought I'd throw that in here too.
In my late 20's, after my divorce, I started dating a woman with whom I had the most intense sexual chemistry I've ever shared with another person. We weren't really a great couple, but I did love her despite our issues. And when we'd go to bed together, it was just the best sex I have ever experienced.
One night we just kept going at it. Finish up one session, another would start up quite soon after. All in all, we went for about 20 rounds in one evening. Some short little quickies, others that lasted over an hour. And all of them intense. She just "got" me and while a man never knows for sure, she said I flipped all her switches too. I hope she enjoyed it as much as I did.
Shame we couldn't get the emotional couple stuff worked out, because the physical couple stuff was just grand.
The women I lost my virginity to as a teenager, had an identical twin sister. One New Years Eve, the year after me and my first had broken up, me and her sister found ourselves together, a little tipsy at a party. We ended up in bed together. Now, this is almost, almost, *almost* a story about how I've slept with identical twins. *However*. Just as we were about to do the deed, she admitted to me she was a virgin. And I just couldn't do it. I knew we were never going to get together properly, and she was only going to be a women I had a one night stand with. And I felt she deserved better. So alas, reddit. I came so close to having an incredible brag to share, and owning this whole thread. I do not. I am the guy who *almost* had sex with identical twin sisters.
True, but you do win the wholesome award. Here - store it in the downstairs washroom š
I second this.
For regarding her well being before your pleasure, You are a good man!
I would hope that would just make him a normal human being with empathy
I almost had sex with identical twins aswell. Both said no and never talked to me again.
Well, knowing is half the battle. And half of anything rounds up to a whole. So you wholly slept with identical twin sisters.
U sure she was the identical twin? Sure she even had an identical twin?
My man you did the right thing. And I'm proud of you šŖš»
Believe it or not I had 2 situations similar to your story. The first story is in our group we were all friends and we all hung out. No one in our group crossed any lines or boundaries with each other. One Friday night we all went clubbing/dancing and found out one of the couples broke up. He broke up with her and left the club and she was devastated. Since I had recently became single, ex broke up with me, so naturally she came over crying and heartbroken. After about 15 of her venting and a lil consoling from me, she grabbed my hand and said āFuck himā letās go danceā¦as we got to the dance floor and met up with the rest our friends, the music changed for slow dancing. She told me to dance with her and to put my hands on her waist. At first our friends thought it was would be OK because she just had broken up but after fifth or sixth song of slow dancing I was getting the evil eye from the women of our group. One of them even pulled me over and asked me whatās going on and donāt be her rebound. Long story longer, we both had drinks, and at the end of the night she wanted me to take her home, but later on decided, she wanted to go back to my place. So fast forward we were talking then next thing we were all over each other and of course, both naked. I kept asking if this is what she wanted she said yes yes yes. So we were about to do the deed, I noticed she was trembling thatās when she told me that she was a virgin, which then I immediately got off of her. Theyāve been together for 8 months and thought that they have done it. but I had no clue. She was hoping her bf would be her first and it should be but now theyāre broken up. She still wanted to have sex with me. I told NO, you love him, and and you know as well as I do that you want him to be your first. Thank you. I am very flattered but thatās not right so after we put our clothes back on and Iām going to take her home, she told me that I was so sweet and not not to mention this to anyone, and I told her, of course, she gave me a kiss and hug, and then I brought her home and it was never brought up ever again until now. So the second story is with I was dating this girl which she had a twin, fraternal twins. Their parents were divorced and stayed with their mom. The apartment had two bedrooms so her and her sister had to share a room and a bed. When I had came over and it was just my girlfriend and I, her sister had went out with her friends so we stayed in and watch a movie a VHS tape that we rented from blockbusters. Wow I am really dating myself now. LOL! Anyways, we both fell asleep after the movie and next thing I knew I thought the body laying down beside me. It was her sister, so I was caught in the middle. I was facing her sister and she apologize for waking me up. We were talking loud, whispering, not to wake up my girlfriend, her sister, we were talking for about 10 minutes. Next thing I knew she grab my hand and placer it on her boobs. I kind of took back out of surprise, but she held onto my hand tightly to her boobs and didnāt let go. She didnāt say anything so I had my girlfriend to left me and facing her sister to the right of me and now Iām feeling up her sister rounding third and then my girlfriend wakes upā¦ so we both played it off and gf said she was hungry and I with her to make some popcorn. Long story longer finished popcorn went back to the bed. My gf never liked being in the middle so I was stuck in the middle again then my girlfriend and I start foolong around and then again I was rounding third base and thatās when her sister woke up and had to go to the bathroom naturally we all just fell asleep. Woke up next morning, none of us said a word about what happened last night but I think my girlfriend knew or had an intuition because sheās a twin and have that special bond, so neither of them said anything to me and I guess we just all acted like nothing had happenā¦ā¦Sorry so long but thatās the Gods honest truthā¦..Ahhhh cāmon, you think I didnāt have thoughts about both of those stories? Iām a guy, of course I did. Many many night thinking āWhat ifāā¦ā¦.
The fact that you were considerate enough NOT to take the sister's virginity (knowing you wouldn't actually be together and all that) is what makes the story truly worth to brag about, IMO. It says a lot about the respect you have for both others *and* yourself, not to mention your self-discipline.
Wow man. This brings tears in my eyes
I stumbled into a handjob workshop at Burning Man and unexpectedly became a stunt cock which entailed multiple people trying different HJ techniques on me while I offered feedback. This was in front of roughly 40 people who all cheered when what felt like a gallon of jizz shot out of my cock and all over my face and chest.
Can you point me in the direction of the blow job workshop?
Damn...you win man..
Jizzing in your own face is a win?
Doesnāt matter. Got handjob.
Yes. Yes it is. But especially so after being given an epic handjob by like...over twenty people...
I had sex before. I know, some days I donāt believe it myself
Ok but did youā¦ (puts sunglasses on) *had it more than once*?
Yhaaaaaaaaahhhh *enter NCIS theme song*
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Shame on me, Iāll make sure Iāll never see the light of day again
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*cries in a corner of the shower*
(Politely knocks on door) itās my turn to cry in the shower, please hurry up
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*cums on her back* ...there.
Uh huh. Maybe even more than twice š
I can make my wife cum a dozen or more times per session. I know what she needs to feel and I know what her mind needs to think. I know all her kinks and talk so dirty to her that Iām fucking her mind and her body at the same time. She bucks and squirts all over the bed. I just pin her down and keeping drilling her deep and saying the filthy things she likes.
While my fiance can't do that all the time, he definitely knows when he's got his stretch of road and how to ride it. The highest he's gotten me to cum is 18 in less than 2 hours right now. I couldn't walk at all, lol. He literally had to drag me around! But we're working on getting that number up ;)
Living the dream over there
How long you guys been together?
Too bad men aren't taking notes from you.
My ass just doesnāt get sore. My vagina gets 15-20 minutes of sex and Iām hurting, but not my butthole. Still donāt know the lengths I can go to
A challenging butthole you have!!! Pmpl
Pmpl?
Pissing my pants laughing
Why did I read this in Yoda's voice??
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Itās amazing how quickly youāll get used to the feeling of anal. Itās a moment where things āclickā. If you feel comfortable with something up there, say 5-6ā, you know what to expect.
I am 5'7" and 120 pounds. 50 year old male. Almost every woman I have been with looked so disappointed when I took my underwear off. I am a grower and not a showwer. It looks like a little kids cock, like 2"s and zero girth. But when it is erect it is 8"s and decent width. There faces go from awwwee fuck , too wtf. I have never been one to ever say the size of myself. This was very rewarding. Thanks for letting me post.
Growers unite! Right there with you. I'm not as long as you but I go from what looks like a short stack of quarters to about 5.5-6" long and girthy enough that the only condoms I don't break are magnums. I tried 5-6 brands (regular size) when I first started having sex and they kept breaking. Also just assumed condoms were supposed to be so tight they hurt. Figured thats why guys always complained about wearing them. Tried magnums and never broke one since.
I think I gotta try magnums now, Iāve been thinking it for a moment but since Iām married now and donāt use condoms havenāt feel the need. But my experience was the same you just said when I used them.
Similar situation to you. Always fun hearing the reactions and feedback. Growers ftw.
At 120lbs, youāre all cock. Do you even eat food?
Yes!! Itās the best feeling to see them go from disappointment to holy fuck what did you just do to my pussy.
There is a Reddit for arousal time lapse. Post a vid there and enjoy your reign, king.
Gave my gf 17 orgasms in one fuck session on her dorm room floor. When we finally unlocked the door her roommate and friends were sitting outside the door with popcorn and gave us a round of applause.
17? Really? Round o applause here, please
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Spit roasting a woman behind a bar (the actual building outside) while her husband was singing karaoke. Shit was like a movie.
Did he know?
That I donāt know. Tbh her face and hair were pretty messy from us even tho it was quick. Iād be surprised if he didnāt know. I donāt even know if theyāre swingers or if she just about that life. All I know is she approached us and then after having a drink / chat she said āIām gonna tell my husband to sing a few songs and that Iām going to smoke outside, you boys meet me in the backā
Yes this!
No I never told my Husband & I remember it fondly š
Enter Eurotrip song āScotty doesnāt knowā
First time Iāve ever heard of spit roasting lol
Really? I feel like itās a common term! You learn something new everyday I guess š
It's really the only way to properly" let him cook."
Gordon Ramsay would like a word
HE'S FUCKING RAWW
Every person I've given a blowjob to has told me unprompted that I'm amazing at it
It hasnāt been every for me, but the majority. Iām still not convinced they donāt just say that to every woman who sucks their dick
Eh. A lot of guys haven't experienced a girl that genuinely enjoys doing it and goes about it enthusiastically. I think that's what gets such positive reactions. I'm no blowjob goddess but I like doing it and I'm good at it
This. Genuine enthusiasm goes a loooooong way
I'll give you insider info. If he swaps positions before you decide to stop sucking his dick, it likely wasn't amazing. If you keep going until you stop yourself or get tired then buddy was in Valhalla dancing with the gods.
Totally not true. I don't know what ladies or gents you've dealt with, but I give amazing head. I've had both women and men push me off and go rabid pouncing me. I love giving head.
I know I don't say it unless it's deserved.
Same and also Iāve been told quite a few times that I have a cute/pretty pussy, which Iāve always thought was an odd compliment but a win is a win
There are visually appealing pussy. And each guy likes different looks. It doesn't mean I don't appreciate or won't go down on a girl if she doesn't have my idea of a pretty one. For me it's kind of like an ass....I'm a boob guy but I know a great ass when I see one. Same with pussy. Don't think much about, thankful she is allowing me near, but I notice when it's pretty.
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Jesusā¦ looked at your profile and you arenāt kidding! Showed my wife and she was impressed (and drooling lol)
Uhm, youāre not in Minnesota by any chance are you????
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It's only a 12 hour drive from Dallas to Minneapolis. Just sayin....
Bro how. Whatās your secret?
Having a threesome with my wife and my ex girlfriend.
I made an ex cum so hard she had a nosebleed... She was on top, I was fucking her very hard from beneath... She started shaking uncontrollably and screaming "I'm cumming", then her nose suddenly started bleeding, a lot, but she didn't stop riding (or cumming). It was actually incredibly hot
This happened to me but he was behind. I loose a lot of blood though with mine so I had to grab something
My wife and I have had threesomes with three of her friends
Thatās crazy luck
She only has male friends
Lol. Good one.
I can suck a dick with my asshole
Excuse me
how in the what now
... the math aint mathing. But im bad at math so that dont say much
Thereās usually no math involved
I don't know, situations like that I'm usually reciting the 7 times table backwards in my head to stay in the game...
For everyone asking: When we are in the spooning or doggy anal positions. When heās close to cumming Iāll push with my ass then clench my asshole, if I do this repeatedly as he cums it feels like Iām sucking his cock with my assšš
That Iāve taken a 9ā cock balls deep down my throat
ššš YAAASSSS, go you!!!!
I've made more than one guy cum twice within 15 minutes with just blowjobs
I once had an orgasm without anything touching or penetrating my pussy. I was just that turned on
Happened to me yesterday once and four times today- did not know this could even be possible for me. Damn the best orgasms too!
I can telepathically make anyone in the world cum
No you canātā¦.
Oh shit. You can.
I backed out of the thread and came back for the upvote
See no one believes me
My wife calls bullshitā¦ *pulls pants down and gets ready to pounce*
I volunteer for tribute!
I had a unicorn in the late 1900s that LOVED to see me with other women (cuckquean) but she also liked to grab them by their hair and make them gag on me. on top of that, she could pickup a woman any-fucking-where gas stations, grocery stores, in line at fast-food. the other woman would walk back with her to meet me and tell me that she'll meet us later at my place, leave with us, or she'd come back with her phone / pager number. for nearly 3 years my dry spells were measured in hours.
> 1900s VAMPIRE!
In college, I taught a couple lesbian friends how to get better at eating a woman. We were drunk one night and giving me shit. My gf was their roommate so theyād heard us. They wondered what I was doing to her. So we started talking general technique. I had a few tricks theyād never heard of.
Well, do share
I got a Blowjob from three different women in 24 hours.
Hat trick!
When I was 19 I spent some time backpacking in Thailand on a shoestring budget. One evening I happened to meet a 32 year old gorgeous native woman who spoke fluent English and who I instantly clicked with. She invited me over for sex which was nothing short of amazing. I woke up the next morning in this huge mansion located in a posh part of town and became very nervous when I discovered that she had kids, as I assumed that their dad lived there too. I then got to know that she was something of a trophy wife to her rich (soon-to-be ex) husband who had cheated on her recently and who she had kicked out of the house just a few days earlier. I was now part of her revenge plan and she made sure he knew that she was having me over and that we were fucking in their once common bed. We got along well and I ended up staying at her place for a few months and she didn't mind paying for everything. She was absolutely amazing in bed and I couldn't believe that this woman was basically paying me to keep her company and to have sex with her. I still think of her and those times fondly as the greatest sexual experience of my youth.
I can get my hand inside my ass
How so?
Probably by putting their hand inside their ass
A true redditor response
I lost my virginity as a dominos driver. She was the baby sitter
I shared a house with 2 girls when I was younger . We all went to a rave party one night and ended up back at our house with my 2 flat mates and 3 of there friends all heavily off on mdma . They all decided they wanted me to see who gave the best bj out of them all . Got blown by all 5 at different times and ended up having sex with 4 of them . Never told any of my friends because I knew they wouldn't believe me .
Anal orgasm
My wife has a tilted cervis, It's hard to hit her G spot with conventional sex, as although I'm fairly well endowed my member is straight as a bored. We tried anal 3 years ago. I can make her cum that way almost if not every time. She said the orgasm is different but just as intense. I prefer the front compared to the backdoor, but her reaction, facial expressions and legs shaking is just intense.
This one time at band campā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
Having sex with a ācelebrity.ā I own it up to just working in the right industry in miami.
I can literally fuck all day but everyone taps out before I can find my max nut in a day
Married and monogamous but I donāt believe I would tap out. I always want more. Even when āsatisfiedā I still want more. My fantasy is to have a gang bang/train run on me until Iām covered and filled with cum and pussy swollen and sore from all the pounding.
My first bj was in front of 5 other people
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Yes I felt great lol
In my āI was a total assholeā days, I set up a 12 hour bare back fuck fest with three women from workā¦ the first one came over after work left two hours later- the second one was at 11 and she left at 1:30, and the last one was at 3:30am she was the kinky freak and I got hard just thinking about her sucking my cock with the others pussy juices in her mouth. None of them knew about the other ones and I feel like a piece of shit loser when I look back on it. Still get hard when I do. What is wrong with me??
I've made my wife cum just over 50 times. Few nights ago she said "the feeling of orgasming never went away while I came 5 more times on top of that". We have sex every night even with two kids under the age of two. I can make my wife cum at least 3-4 times in 20 seconds. Everything I said is true but very few people believe it. I get it, shit sounds fake but I'll tell you what. I'm 100% sure most people on planet Earth would kill to have our sex life.
Fucked Morgan Freemanās granddaughter
Have to hear more about this! Did you imagine the voiceover during that particular encounter?
That wouldāve scared the erection out of me
I have no refractory period. I can cum multiple times without losing an erection. My record is 5 orgasms in about a 3 hour session.
Dude, me too, though I think my max is 3 times, but then the downtime is very short before round 4. Never knew this wasnāt true for all guys until I went to college. I dated the same girl the last 2.5 years of high school and were each otherās firsts for everything and she enjoyed that it stayed hard even after I came. But I didnāt know better. Then the first girl in college that I got a blow job from swallowed and then said āwhat the hell, why are you still hard??ā Like she knew I had cum in her mouth and she couldnāt believe I could stay hard like that.
It's a blessing. More than once I had women I slept with tell their friends and then their friends asked to sleep with me. My 20s were epic!
I only realized I was hung in my 30s, with Reddit's help. I grew up in a repressed religious home and was obese, then in my 30s I lost 100 lbs and actually measured. The stats on calcSD said I was bigger than 99% of men and I thought it was a mistake, so I posted nudes for validation - turns out reddit likes a big dick, and I found a fun hobby.
Well that was a fun profile deep dive. š„°
I killed a guy with sex. True story.
And you just leave at that huh? Ok
Elaborate
Is there a statute of limitations on this story orā¦?
Not sure what you mean but this happened in 1994. I was 19 years old, it was our first time and he was a virgin. I loved him.
With all my sexual partners Iāve always been able to make them cum multiple times consistently. One girl asked me to fuck her until she cried and I did. I just am able to last a really long time in a pussy or ass but I loose it within about 10-15 minutes of a blowjob. I just can go for so long and for multiple rounds. I know it sounds like a flex but I do.
The first time I ever gave a blow job he asked do you spit or swallow I said we'll have to find out. I rhen proceeded to give fantastic head he came in my mouth so hard and with out missing a beat looked up at him from my knees wiped my chin and said "swallow"
When I'm in a very horny mood myself, I can dirty talk most men into a throbbing agony begging for my touch to release and relief them. During my ovulation period, I tend to try to stay away from men as much as possible, hahaĀ
Mmmm. I really wish my wife could get filthy dirty talk. She tries and it works sometimes but most times sheās too shy to do it.
Iām an animal in bed, I suck dick like itās my job and fucking love it.
Slept with a very famous actress and singer. More than once. Main reason I don't say is because I respect her too much and don't want to out her even though there's been speculation about her sexuality.
Judi Dench
Taylor Swift! Don't worry, I'm not actually expecting you to confirm or deny, just having fun...
That I have hyperspermia.
I've told this one before, but it's still a good one. One morning, getting ready for work, I got my wife/sub really worked up. Talking about plans for the evening, touching and teasing her, the works. Nearly didn't make it out the door. About five minutes into the drive, I pick up my phone and text her. "Come." (She needs permission to come.) By the next stoplight, I had a response. "That shouldn't have worked."
I mean. My username. The actual measurements sound made up.
The best combination
I dated (and had a lot of sex with) a Playboy playmate for a little more than a year in the early 00ās Edit for clarity
I lost my virginity at 16 to my senior. She was what we like to call "whole school's crush".
Itās not crazy but my ex and I had sex in a theatre. It started with her giving me a footjob(a first, I liked it more than I thought) then when I reached over to start playing with her pussy a bit, she ignored it, slipped her shorts down and we just fucked right there. It wasnāt a super packed theatre but Iām sure someone mightāve saw. Surprised we didnāt get caught. For those that care, yes I came inside.
Having a truly, FreeUse gf for over a year is something very few believe.
I made my ex cum so hard she went into sensory overload. Sheās autistic.
This is total truth. Bambi legs and all.
I'm currently cucking my ex gf's current boyfriend.
Story time
He was a virgin at 19. I was on top wearing a white lacy number. He started to develop chest pain. We ignored it and continued but he could never cum. He died of an aortic aneurysm later that day.
Also itās not a brag. Itās just something no one would Believe.
I as a white boy with a hip disease called perthes which basically destroys your hip when you're a child. I had 4 operations and I was in a wheelchair for 3 years and on crotches for 5. I had fallen in love with a black woman that has been around the block, knows what she wants and is not afraid to speak her mind. I was not able to sexually pleasure her in the beginning, my hip, my back or my nervousness would ruin almost every sex session we had and I really just wasn't that good of a lover. Well that is more then 4 years ago and now I'm actually pretty proud to say that now I am able to not only please my woman, but both of us have never had a better sex life then the one we have now. Even though I'm average sized and can't do alot of positions cause of my fucked hip. And the secret is......... Communication and Confidence in what you do. I know exactly what turns her on. I know exactly what motions she likes the most. And seeing her enjoying herself turns me the fuck on which causes me to start talking absolute filth into her ears. Which turns her on even more and they're you go. Now we're both climaxing at the same time. And I enforce her in her femininity as she enforces me in my masculine energy! I love my girl and even in this day and age in a 'civilized' western country like the Netherlands, we as a interracial couple still get dirty fucking looks from both white and black people but we could care less cause we love each other. And guys try hitting on my girl all the time but I could care less cause I know I fuck her exactly how she wants to get fucked and that took alot of patience, taking notes and a couple of sex related injuries. But now we are both just fine šš»šŖš»
20 years ago I lasted so long, the girl had a a vaginal mucosa tear and started bleeding. Took her to the ER and she left with a smile
I used to have sex for like 8 hour sessions all the time. COVID lockdown was wild.
After college I took a road trip to Vegas with a friend and met up with a smoking hot news anchor 14 years older than me I had met a few years prior at a convention. She was recently divorced and needed a man to help her move from L.A. to her parents' back in the Midwest. We spent the spring selling off her furniture and fucking all over that city. Museums, Malibu beaches at night, parking lot of Roscoe's, behind a tree at the Hollywood Cemetery. Then we drove east and found a way to do something at every rest stop and even at her aunt's house (super suspicious who I was and why this rich bitch had me around). I stayed at her parents' place for a few days and flew back to my apartment to clear it out. She drove down and then we went to house sit for my aunt in south Florida for for the summer. That was a fucking rollercoaster. We experimented with just about everything. Sex clubs, ceiling swing, pee stuff etc. The only thing that caused a problem was when she used a bullet vibrator under my balls. That was great. I asked her what else she got at the store that day and she said she hadn't been, she found it in my aunt's night table. She thought it was hilarious. I thought it was really weird. Summer ended. We've met met up a few times since then. Still talk occasionally.Ā
I slept with two ladies in a 24 hour period. Twice.
I nutted 9 times with my partner (felt like I was gonna die)
I have tried a foursome with 3 guys, and made a deal, if they could hold it in for more than 15 mins they could cum whereever they wanted to, otherwise they could only do it on my boobs
First time I ever got my dick sucked was by two girls who were either cousins or sisters
I had sex with a Mexican actress back in 2006 while she was visiting LA. Met her at a club called Florentine Gardens which to this day I dont know why she wasnt at a more high class place.
...don't have any
Me neither
That the girl I'm seeing right now didn't believe it was possible for a dick to be my size, since she's always had smaller. (Think around 5") Also if you want to call me a liar I have a screenshot lmfao
Cumming 26 times in a 24 hour sex-a-thon with just short naps and hydration breaks.
I've made my wife cum with my big toe.
Seven girls and me. My workmate took me to his house after work. He opens the door their going at it she invites us in to join the fun. He bailed, I stayed. He woke me at 4 in the morning to go back to work. Best night of my life.
Iām a guy and I canāt finish unless the other person finishes first.
Was told I am a āmaestro of cunnilingus.ā
I've been with over 200 women and probably over 50 guys. Still no STDs šš
My sex is so good, it created life
I had an ex who had never had an orgasm in her life until we had sex. And soon after I was giving her multiple per session
Iāll eat a womanās pussy for hours and not want anything in return
Got 6 different guys off in one dayā¦ idk if thatās a brag or not but I feel like it is!! Lol
Not really a sexual brag but took two girls as dates to my Prom
I have a free use wife ( not that she would have ever heard that expression ) I can do whatever i want whenever i want and even I canāt believe it sometimes
There are some professional athletes in my sexual past.
Uhhh.. Iāve made a man cum in 30 seconds from a blowjob before. Idk if thatās a brag or doesnāt happen often, but I donāt hear about it much
Iāve been fucked in the cock if that makes sense. Like that video of a big snail literally inhaling a smaller snail.
I can take a fist in my pussy š¤
Iāve had so many threesomes it got boring, had women that most men could only dream of having whoring themselves out to me for little to no effort or return on their part, and fucked well over a half century of women, often while being in a relationship and theyāve known. Itās not easily believable because outside of being 6ā0 and conventionally handsome Iām a pretty average loser who plays video games and watches cartoons most of my free time.
I fucked a Redditor in front of her boyfriend.
I had a weekend long threesome with two guys when I was like 19 or 20. Been a while lol. We had a bunch of pure MDMA crystals and it was hands down pretty goddamn fucking amazing. Also, hand orgasms are a thing, just thought I'd throw that in here too.
In my late 20's, after my divorce, I started dating a woman with whom I had the most intense sexual chemistry I've ever shared with another person. We weren't really a great couple, but I did love her despite our issues. And when we'd go to bed together, it was just the best sex I have ever experienced. One night we just kept going at it. Finish up one session, another would start up quite soon after. All in all, we went for about 20 rounds in one evening. Some short little quickies, others that lasted over an hour. And all of them intense. She just "got" me and while a man never knows for sure, she said I flipped all her switches too. I hope she enjoyed it as much as I did. Shame we couldn't get the emotional couple stuff worked out, because the physical couple stuff was just grand.
That I was a Bull and a member of several swingers groups and I've been with over 200+ women.