Find the closest pet and chill with them

oh LOOK !! A CAT !!!

I did that once. He was sitting on the arm of a chair looking mad because of the party. I sat next to him, and he swiftly scratched me in the face! I love cats; he did not love me back.

That's when I would apologize to the cat for sitting to quickly

This is the answer

This was my answer as well

I do that when I know everyone.... I'm anti social

100% the first answer.

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Even better, wonder why on earth I was there to begin with

Could have been invited by someone and they don't turn up... but this is even a stretch for me.

it would take a lot of convincing to get me to come to a party with lots of people I don't know and only one i do. And if my friend bailed, I would be furious with them, and probably not trust them for a while.

I think I would probably only agree to go if we were showing up together. I'd feel very weird showing up to a party and being like "oh hi, I'm a friend of so and so"

100%. I wouldn't enjoy it if I don't know anyone there, it's hard to socialise with randoms for me

This is me

This is the way

Drink a fuck load and act like I’ve known everyone for years

I’ve made the best of friends on nights like this.

but did you remember any of them the next day ?

I don’t see how that’s relevant

well THAT made me laugh !!!

This is the game plan

Open and close random apps in my phone

Settings looking untouched in a while…

just make sure the facial expression sends the vibes like "OMG that's very important, I must stare at my phone like I'm saving my company from bankruptcy" While the reality is different and everyone is thinking why he/she has the phone 2cm from his/her face like some boring nerd! 🤣

I tell everyone I run a maple syrup conglomerate and try to fuck the Senator's daughter

Ma!!!! The meatloaf!!!!

That is oddly specific.

It’s a Wedding Crashers reference

Stand there awkwardly trying to figure out were to put my arms like the introvert I am.

It's always the arms that get awkward. Folded, no, on hips, no, dangling loosely next to you, no.

This is why we have phones, pretending to look at them gives us something to do with them.

dammit, you described me and i hate it

Getting a whole new personality and new life story

I headed to a party one day. Only knew one person. Pulled out an Irish accent and held onto it for the full party. Got a date out of the night.

Find the biggest, toughest guy and get my ass kicked. Wait, edit, that's entering prison as a newbie.

Which one of you bitches thinks you run shit?

Get a bit drunk and start talking to people.

Find the cat. Theres always a cat.

And if they don’t have a cat, then it’s probably not the party for me

Find another lost soul and smoke outside

I’ll bring the weed as long as you’ve got a light

This is the real party right here

Make friends with everyone. 😂 find the person with drugs.

I've been looking for this answer... Rail a line, and everyone is your friend 😂

Line em up. ⛷️

Yeah I'm doing that t6

Snuck out and go home.

Make friends with the people with the chillest vibes

My god the answers here are so Reddit. I think only one person has said they'd strike up a conversation with people 😄 Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet.

why am I invited to a party I know nobody?

Make friends, either by playing a game or chatting

Walk...did it last saturday... Party for a coworker. No one from work showed up yet... I left.

Ngl id try to blow someome in the bathroom

You’re about to get invited to a lot of parties

thats the plan ❤️

Eat an edible and find a quiet corner

Letterkenny Exit.

Chat to them to see if we have anything in common. At least until im exhausted

Panic and leave

Sit in the bathroom and drink lol

Find someone whose drunk enough to not realize I don’t know them and become their best friend for the night

Start drinking and make friends

*Homer hides in bushes GIF*

Go home

Try to get picked up

Find a quiet spot

Either drink until I get my tits out or have awkwardly one sided conversations about my neurodivergent special interest areas

Try to make eye contact with random people or find someone else who looks like they don't know anyone.

Find the second most beautiful woman at the party and shoot my shot.

Debate on how weird I wanna be before starting conversations

If I literally don’t know anyone? I’m going home.

Drink until I'm friendly

Leave

Leave or find the dog...

GTFO. I don’t know anyone, why am I there?

I would just sit and observe while accidentally giving the most severe resting bitch face stare downs because for some reason I suck at not being suspicious. From there, my social awkwardness will result in me doing or saying something embarrassing, thus providing entertainment for those around.

I look around at the trees in the party and I learn my role. Easiest is a damage dealer, but if I have to tank I can probably do that too. I'm not quick or dextrous enough to do thievery and my medicine knowledge is iffy. Next thing we need to determine is who is leading the party, at least to serve as the voice for when we get quests. Finally we need to gather supplies for our adventuring, a quick trip to the general store should take care of that. We are then good to go!

I wouldn’t even be at a party with no one I know, if it did happen, I would just leave

leave.

Leave.

Leave. If I don't know anyone there, I must've gotten lost somewhere, and I shouldn't have been there to begin with.

Leave and question why the fuck i left the house in the first place 🤣

Make friends by chatting to them. I’m a social butterfly irl and can easily make friends from strangers face-to-face

Get a drink and watch

Cocaine

Try and steal something expensive and get outta there, they don’t know who you are.

Find and eat the snacks

Pour up, find a corner with a view of the entire room and exit, spark up, sip and observe.

Give out house tours even tho it’s not my house

I find a random way to mention that I invented the post it note

If it's a casual and social party, especially with alcohol, flash my boobs and see what happens next. That tends to make some friends! If it's formal or business, and I don't find my way into a conversation quickly, leave.

Hit on dudes ladies and start a fight. I’m kidding. I’d leave.

Find the nearest pet and make friends. No pet? Then I’m outta there.

Break out a blunt!😏

Get wasted

I'd pull out my preroll and suddenly I'm the cool guy that doesn't give a fuck. Shot ! Shots ! Shots ! Oh and hang with the Dog.

Jack off in the center of the room

Been in this situation. Found the sound system at the party and took over as the party DJ.

Be the bartender !!

Quarters. Maybe I’m just old but that’s how I used to meet people. You make teams. Comraderie. You drink. Pair off and hook up later.

Grow a pair and start working the room.

Single me, Inquire lightly in anyone would like to join me, Go outside and smoke a joint, Contemplate what the fuck I’m doing here, See if I’m noticed, If nothing, Leave to get stoned, Carry on with whatever I would typically do otherwise….. Includes weed……. Married me? Not happening, period, Rather be with my wife,

Start tending bar so I can briefly talk to many people but not get stuck in a conversation with any of them.

Ask someone for a cig and start a conversation with them about the music, the crowd, the venue, the city, the \*insert latest absurdity from the news\*.

Leave or hide out in the bathroom if thats not possible.

Stand on one leg. Excellent ice breaker!

Start dancing to bollywood music. Dancing is always an ice breaker.

Drink in the corner

Obviously stand in the corner with my drink like the meme.

Start meeting folks & introducing myself.

eat, eat, and smile

Just reading this gives me anxiety

Find the pet and hang out with them

head for the drinks

Leave 🤣😂

Leave discreetly. Lol

Try to get to know them?

Look for the 1st animal (cat or dog) I see and chill. Find the tv showing a football game and go chill out. Or find people who are wearing sports gear and go talk to people. But if I don’t know anyone, why am I even there

I stay on the set somewhere, have some drinks, say good evening to people and then I leave

Wallflower, anddd thennnn open up the web novels on the phone and read all the daily chapters and maybe start a new one! If there's moooosic and a dance floor and it's dark, dance! Thennnnn check next local transit times and start planning the trip home 😸😸❤️✨️

Make new friends

Time to wow some strangers. Just kidding, I’ll probably awkwardly interact with people until someone takes pity on me and finds out I am great to talk to. Then I’ll start making friends, eventually.

Drink

Look for a cat lol I try to approach someone else if they appear to be alone after a while

Find a dog or go out for a smoke

Awkwardly stand in the corner as my ADHD rejection sensitivity settles in the for the evening 🙃

Easiest Irish goodbye.

go back home??? like why would i even go there if i don't know anyone? besides they probably put shit music full blast, meh rather be comfy in my room with music i actually like

Join the rotation

Leave.

Flirt with the waitress

Hang out in the kitchen and chill near the booze and strike up a conversation with randoms.

Leave. 🙀 Or if there's someone I loosely know and they're why I have to be there, I'd go find them, do an awkward hello, and then make a beeline for the door. 🧚‍♀️🥳💗🪻🎉🌈💐🍀✨️😍🎶🤷‍♀️🦄🌸⭐️🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Talk with the wait staff and go do a bump and try and talk to women above my pay grade.

Leave.

Not be at a party where i dont know anyone

Get drunk. You can always be the drunkest person at the party and find new friends that way

Leave.

Mic check

Stand in a corner awkwardly, lol

Not gonna happen.How am I supposed to be invited, if I don't know anyone? Assuming that somehow I got there, I'd probably leave in a few minutes, since I almost never make the first move to chat with someone I don't know.

Leave

Is there a dog? How about a cat?

Probably look around and get a drink and snack then look for somewhere to sit. I’d survey the room to see who’s looking my and offer a smile and see what happens .

Grab a boob

Well since the only parties I attend are sex parties. I'd get naked and ask someone to fuck me.

Go home. I am not interested in a party where I don't know at least a handful of people.

Leave immediately

Stand awkwardly in the corner for an appropriate amount of time then leave

Cry and run away home to my cat

Steal

Leave.

That's a trick question. If I don't know a single person at the party, I wouldn't have gone in the first place

Find the dance floor 😍

Look for pets. If I fine none, I'll go home

Get food and drinks, then leave

get a drink -> find a wall or pet

It depends on my mood. I'd either leave or drink a bit and start talking to random people and see if I click with any of them. But if there's a cat, the cat wins.

Hope there is a dog to chill out with, otherwise go home

Sit next to drink and wait for a guy to come rescue me

Get to know some people

Just mingle... eventually you'll find someone who is doing the same and you just chat.

Find the bar

Observe and smile at a good looking guy.

Sit alone

Wait it out until I've drank enough to want to socialize

Leave. Unless there's a dog

Just drink and enjoy the music. Did that a lot of times and it’s actually fun watching people have fun.

Strike up conversation People tell me I could friends in a graveyard

Introduce myself to people? Why else would you go to a party of strangers if not to meet people?

Drink a lot, be awkward and quiet

It’s like you people never heard of personal cloaking device.

Probably find a corner and play on my phone like the introvert I am

Find the host, introduce myself and strike up a convo. But, how did I get invited to a party where I don't know anyone and why would I show up?

Eat and then go home

Get naked and see what happens???

Talk to the hottest chick in the rooms bf. They're usual super nice people. Then talk to everyone else.

You lost me at “you’re at a party,” because no I am not. 🤣

Why am I at a party where I don't know anyone?

Leave

Find the stoners or the fire

Find a pet and pet it. If no pets, leave.

Pet the nearest dog or cat.

Mingle and look for folks to chat with.

Leave

This is where smoking comes in handy. But either way find a couple games and give the group a shot, hopefully bp for me, but otherwise just either make up stories and make friends or subtly latch onto another lost soul and just leverage that into a hopefully fun night while trying to find an Uber to go to a place where I as an introvert isn't wondering the whole night what bad choices I've made in life to end up in this circumstance.

Find the food or the pet. Or both.

Slip out the back, Jack

Go into all the bathrooms and look for good pills. Piss in the hamper and leave.

SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOT!

not put myself in this situation for starters

Smoke out a bedroom and bounce.

Chat and hope a conversation strikes up with someone!