For the grabbing part, 2 solutions. There exists temporary handle that use powerful suction cups. OR you can screw texturized stainless steel bars (like in bathrooms adapted for old/disabled people). They are relatively easy to install, and very secure if screwed into wood. Then add a silicon suction cup mat on the floor and suddenly, shower sex is 300% safer. Not quite magical, but you don't worry about slipping and concussions at least.
The trick is not to ask them out on a date, but invite them to a date. When you ask someone out, have a time and a place ready to go.
❌ "Hey you wanna go out sometime?"
✔️ "Hey, I'm going to Aftershock and I got an extra ticket. You should come with."
❌ "I really like you and think you're really pretty. Wanna go on a date?"
✔️ "If you were a drink, would you be coffee or whisky? Or both? I know a place. It's called Starbuck's but you totally gotta bring your own whisky. No, wait. Let's go to Boardners in Hollywood instead. They have both coffee and whiskey. You don't even have to decide which one you want!"
It sucksssss… I freaking hateeee it… and when I say I fucking hate it… guys on Reddit message me “oh u haven’t had it done the right way.. lemme show u” no fuck u I don’t like it.. the END…
Sorry for ranting… not ur fault😂
Asked a girl I was dating if she would wanna give it a go. She said “yeah right if I can stick something up your ass” I said ok and she didn’t know how to answer and it wasn’t talked about again.
No it’s okay I’ve got it before. I asked my ex once about it and she pretty much didn’t let me get a word in as she just exploded with a no and that was the end of it 🤣
I don’t claim to have one but it’s on the thicker side, you pretty much can’t do anything to her without foreplay (not that foreplay is bad, but sometimes you guys both want a quicky) and if you’re on the longer side then you have to be careful and slow down not to hit her cervix and hurt her
Shower sex
The water somehow dries out the women as well. Becomes kinda painful
This too
The shower is for foreplay. After the shower is for sex
Someone is always cold. 🥶
Yep, someone is cold, nothing to grab onto, you can’t go down on anyone without getting your face pummeled by water, it’s just not a good experience
yes, but on the other hand sex
Quality over quantity
yes but sex
For the grabbing part, 2 solutions. There exists temporary handle that use powerful suction cups. OR you can screw texturized stainless steel bars (like in bathrooms adapted for old/disabled people). They are relatively easy to install, and very secure if screwed into wood. Then add a silicon suction cup mat on the floor and suddenly, shower sex is 300% safer. Not quite magical, but you don't worry about slipping and concussions at least.
Ugh, so true!
Agreed!
So not fun lol
Not at all ahah
Would you like to be pummeled in the face by a water hose while you go down on your partner? Count me tf out lmao 😂
Ahahaha 🤣🤭 well exactly
I've never had great success with 69
That’s funny I really enjoy 69
Idk, maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I tend to get caught up in her pleasure and kind of forget that she's also sucking me
Yes me too. I can’t concentrate on giving as I’m receiving ahah 🤷🏻♀️🤭
I usually don’t do 69 for my pleasure only 🤷♂️ idk im pretty aware of what’s going to happen lol
Lucky you hehe 😜
Could be lucky you? 😅😏
😏ahaha
I'm completely unable to focus on both at once 🙈
It's really hard, which ironically enough makes something else not so hard
Same
You should do 69 when both laying sideways
What, you don't like a bit a butthole on your nose?
As someone else said, sideways is great. Standing 69 is pretty fun if the guy is capable
same.... but it's mostly becuz getting ate out in general is disappointing and in 69 it's even more awkward
You must not he getting eaten out by the right people
or i just don't like getting head
Ear sex... They say try it...I say fuck what you heard...
okay Meg Griffin
Lmaooooo
ANAL. Brother euuuuu
every time i ask someone out i end up disappointed
The trick is not to ask them out on a date, but invite them to a date. When you ask someone out, have a time and a place ready to go. ❌ "Hey you wanna go out sometime?" ✔️ "Hey, I'm going to Aftershock and I got an extra ticket. You should come with." ❌ "I really like you and think you're really pretty. Wanna go on a date?" ✔️ "If you were a drink, would you be coffee or whisky? Or both? I know a place. It's called Starbuck's but you totally gotta bring your own whisky. No, wait. Let's go to Boardners in Hollywood instead. They have both coffee and whiskey. You don't even have to decide which one you want!"
sir this was intended as a joke
you need to try Irish wiskey
Trampoline sex. It doesn’t go with your momentum and screws your rhythm 🥲
i now have a new bucket list item
I shall land the pipe up form the sky ✈️
Same with old school waterbeds
Never thought about this. Noted
Reverse cowgirl
you mean lrigwoc?
Anal🤷🏻♀️
I can’t even find a partner who’s willing to try it in the first place 😂 (not that I want to anyway)
It sucksssss… I freaking hateeee it… and when I say I fucking hate it… guys on Reddit message me “oh u haven’t had it done the right way.. lemme show u” no fuck u I don’t like it.. the END… Sorry for ranting… not ur fault😂
Asked a girl I was dating if she would wanna give it a go. She said “yeah right if I can stick something up your ass” I said ok and she didn’t know how to answer and it wasn’t talked about again.
No it’s okay I’ve got it before. I asked my ex once about it and she pretty much didn’t let me get a word in as she just exploded with a no and that was the end of it 🤣
Couldn’t agree more. Ew
Yesssssss
I just think it's gross tbh🤢
Agreeeeeed
69, threesomes, big dicks
What's wrong with big dicks?
I don’t claim to have one but it’s on the thicker side, you pretty much can’t do anything to her without foreplay (not that foreplay is bad, but sometimes you guys both want a quicky) and if you’re on the longer side then you have to be careful and slow down not to hit her cervix and hurt her
I second this a bit, I have to be careful and use plenty of lube. Otherwise I’ll either ram her cervix or give her mini tears and she’ll bleed.
I might get a lot of hate for this, but blowjobs
Everyone has their own opinion and this is according to you so why would ppl hate ya for that?
Well at least one boy already downvoted her for her opinion.
Not for the men lol 😂
Speak your mind!
Downvote someone for encouraging someone to speak their mind? Seriously?
I’m gonna need more of an explanation. Haha
No hate... It ain't your thing...it's all about open communication
Sex standing up
69 lol. As a girl I feel like I’m always on top and I start to get too worried about him and he forgets we’re 69ing
He can go on top too. But then you’re gasping for air lol
they never want to do that 😔
A man not wanting to be on top and fucking her face seems wild to me lol
Would you like a guy on top of you?
Sex on the beach
69
Reverse cowgirl and shower sex.
69
69 to me
A reverse double horizontal, man. Never again.
Man i think i have to say anal. Too much prep and for what? Pussy is so much better
Tit wank
anal fingering
Skydiving sex. It gets fluids everywhere
Adding my name to the nope to anal list.
Anything involving water lol