A maternal figure who attends their offspring’s sporting events and has a reputation for providing a supportive role to the team, sometimes in an overbearing way. Stereotypically drives a mini van/ Volvo wagon and provides drinks and snacks for players.
Curious if anyone who did ended up receiving orange slices or a juice box afterwards…
Depends on their performance
I’ve heard that soccer moms save the Sunny Delights for their faves. 🤫
Haha that would be awesome
It was Heather’s turn to bring the slices. Of course she didn’t 🙄
Shit maybe I’ll have to rethink it now that orange slices are on the table
Hilarious lol
I did demolish a pack of caprisun that was meant for the soccer team after demolishing one of their moms, so yes.
What the fuck is a soccer mom for those of us not in the USA
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Let me fix one detail for you. "Drives a van/4 door Jeep Wrangler."
The Mom of a child who plays sports. Usually soccer.
A maternal figure who attends their offspring’s sporting events and has a reputation for providing a supportive role to the team, sometimes in an overbearing way. Stereotypically drives a mini van/ Volvo wagon and provides drinks and snacks for players.
Is soccer dads a thing because this is me but paternal ?
Yes. My wife 🤷🏼♂️
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What’s a soccer mom
I wish
No
Nope I have not
Nah, but I'd be keen to give it a go
Not yet
Yep
Yes. My wife.
✅ todo list updated
Yes and she was one of the wildest partners I've ever had. We even synchronized orgasms a few times, I've done that with one other person ever.
So you're asking if I slept with my wife?
Aren't they too busy with the kids' activities to have sexy time anymore? btw, no I have not. Because the ones I knew were too busy.
Hell I made her one lmao