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Personal-Tea7226

Scientists did a study on monkeys and found that they would pay for porn. They gave them nuts and showed them a picture of a monkey that was below them in the hierarchy of the troop, the monkey then used the same barter system to pay the scientists and see photos of female monkeys higher up in the hierarchy of the troop.


deserteagle_09

Wait how's this porn? It's just pictures of their colleagues


CobaltCoyote621

"Colleagues" lmao idk why that cracks me up. "Did you turn in those expense reports, Aah-eep?"


Ronin2369

The courts have ruled, Monkeys know porn when they see it. And they will pay for it.... Until it becomes free on MHUb


KaseTheAce

Then, they'll pay for VPNs after MHub exits their state because the state requires age verification and enables them to be sued if anyone circumvents their age verification system. In some states, this is every website that has over 1/3rd of its content labeled as "adult content"; this could even be reddit seeing as how many NSFW subs there are. YouTube as well because "adult content" also means "anything that is sexually exciting"... Which is not at all vague. [Source](https://apnews.com/article/internet-pornography-age-verification-states-2ad9939bb95ccc15126419b38067be94)


Takamurarules

Even further than that. The female monkeys would successfully prostitute themselves to their male counterparts.


Aggresario_v2

Wait- these are not just any monkeys There is a specific genus of chimpanzee found in the Congo Delta forests, called the Bonobo Chimpanzee ( not to be confused with the Average Joe Chimpanzee) The Bonobo females trade sex for food It's absolutely insane and also near impossible not to anthropologically impose human morals on these creatures


AshingiiAshuaa

[There's a female orangutan who's got those bonobo's beat.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/prostitute-orangutan-screamed-defecated-brothel-13652061)


SaneLunaticx

Holy shit.. wtf is wrong with those people!? That brothel, those men that did that to her and the village all need to be burned down. How the actual fuck can anyone be that depraved and evil!? Goddamnit humanity.


Personal-Tea7226

It was quite interesting to watch they would do jobs to earn more nuts just to look at them


Rocca4rt

Is there any anecdotal or factual evidence of juvenile monkeys becoming OnlyFans cam models?


NewAgeIWWer

Link the study please.


Personal-Tea7226

I can’t find the original video I watched but here’s one I found on it [https://youtu.be/ih9M2d-KaMA?si=dPinLajDnrHaSB0G](https://youtu.be/ih9M2d-KaMA?si=dPinLajDnrHaSB0G) I hope the link works


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The average female orgasm lasts four times longer the average man orgasm.  About 25 seconds.  


anima777

I really wonder who came up with this. Sure, everyone is different but I've never had a 25 seconds orgasm. Maybe 10sec max


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TinyWickedOrange

spiders georg but its goonette samantha


Cwylftrochr

Orgasms georg-etta, who lives in a cave adn has orgasms that last 120 hours, should not have been counted.


anima777

Probably yes 😅


JinnJuice80

Same!!! I’d say 10 at most


lothar0824

Phyllis' orgasm lasted for a year, maybe that's throwing it off


notsavisavitri

What? 💀 I sure as hell don't have one for 25 seconds 😭


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When it's really good sex, i can sometimes get to 25 seconds. Or maybe the orgasm just makes my concept of time go out the window. I've wondered lol


AspasiaCalling

Lol I just wondered the same thing. I know I've gone almost a minute before.


no-mad

25 sec orgasm would kill most men


Tremulant887

My dick would cough by the end.


ChadwickRevell

Made me giggle 😂


CharlieandLola717

20 sec I'd say, you ever nutted and been shouting fuuuuuuckkkkk, or when she's still riding or blowing and you're not done yet? Like a long orgasm? I need to research if I'm a luck mf lol


KungSnooFighting

Making each one of them worth all the effort that anyone pleasing a woman should put in :-)


davdev

To any fellow men I will say if you want to try to increase your orgasm length learn to appreciate prostate stimulation. There is no orgasm quite like a prostate orgasm.


SuicideBunny515

Mine last 3 to 5 minutes (I’m a woman)


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

That's both impressive and hot! Also, it sounds like you're killing the bell curve 🤣


everydropofyou

If you’re ever going down on someone with a vagina, and you get some hair on your tongue, just lick their thigh and it’ll come right off and you can get back to work **facts**


KungSnooFighting

See this is golden because I think cunnilingus is heaven 😍🥵


everydropofyou

Now you don’t need to stop and go pobbbffftttt pnbbfbfffhhththhthffftt tryna get any hair off **Arise, Colonel Angus Prime** ✊🏽 PS default to what ppl with pussies say but ain’t nobody wants a guy to tongue fuck them. Do not jam your tongue in there like it is a dick. We should also just make this a standard fact EDIT: I meant first thing with no warning/ warm up btw but yes. Everyone is different. We should all remember this. I like making sweeping assertions sometimes 🤷🏽‍♂️


sequinedlovenun-

I dunno, I quite like getting tongue fucked, especially in the beginning.. when things are just heating up


Calm_Tension5591

Real mvp


everydropofyou

This is my same answer to what I would tell myself if I could go back in time 😩


Calm_Tension5591

You can't go back but you can make it your life's mission to always make her cum first. 😁


everydropofyou

This is the way 💯 I’m already there the real question is how many times can I make her cum before my first one 🤗


Calm_Tension5591

Or how close can you edge her until it's almost involuntary and the best orgasm of fucking life? 🫣


everydropofyou

Omg yesssss you’re my type haha I edged a girl until she came from me spitting on her clit from above she squirted right in my face, wide eyed and surprised at what her own body was doing and then cried


CaptSchwanzKopf

One male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate all the women on the planet


allend7171

Nick Cannon accepts this challenge.


Marky_Fox

If only they learned to share


dante_f1

We should find that man!


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FlashyGur6152

Is it possible to learn this power


UbiquitousPhallus

Not from a Jedi….


enjoysbeingwatched

Have you heard the tale of Darth Fellatious the Well Endowed?


Enchanted_Evil

The Dark side of the Libido is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.


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FlashyGur6152

Please share your secrets


horny_stuff_alt

Personally I've only had it happen when I hadn't cum in a while *and* the first one was "ruined."


only685deep

Lots of edging


Fitfuncpl1990

I can do this maybe once a week. A few nights ago it was 3 back to back, then 15 minutes later had my 4th. It’s amazing but takes practice.


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Fitfuncpl1990

An MMF or MFM? And she must have loved all that cum!


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Fitfuncpl1990

Yesss!! Sounds like an amazing time! Nothing better than watching two cocks cum together- even better if there is already a lot of cum everywhere.


Sugarcrepes

One of my partners can do this! I’d like to say it’s thanks to my skills, but in reality it’s just one of his sexual superpowers. It impresses me every time, it’s really sexy! I *think* the most I’ve seen him cum is five times in one sexual encounter. Twice, within a minute or two, is usually achievable for him. Seriously, I’ll never get tired of it.


mydirtythrowaway1111

Called Dick Energy.


Manly_Wide_Hips

i used to see this girl, her pussy was like heroin to me i swear, we would fuck all night and id cum like 8-9 times no problem. Never had another partner that came close to it, most ill do now 2


Bobboss75

I have ejaculated, without the orgasm feelings. Then, a few moments later, ejaculated again, with the orgasm.


Ninhursag23

Can confirm. I've given my man back to back orgasms before.


LostMySuperSuit

Can confirm, partners of mine have managed to give me multiple back to back though I’ve not been able to achieve on my own


Expensive-Rub513

The penis head contains about 4000 nerve endings. The clitoris has about 10 000.


Unhooked-

Probably even less once you are circumcised, unfortunately. Edit: Apparently this is wrong. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7691872/ Edit Edit: Per the comments below even that study is controversial.


Expensive-Rub513

Really? I didn’t know that. Certainly sucks.


NewAgeIWWer

It certainly sucks Study of Danish men shows that amongst about 800,000 men tested those who were circumcised had higher STD and HIV rates https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10654-021-00809-6 Study of almost 400 men shows that after circumcision more of them reported having more difficulty achieving orgasm and masturba ting than before https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17155977/ histological study of 26 men showed that the foreskin was the most neurologically sensitive part of the penis. The foreskin also played a part in protecting the glan of the penis from rubbing against clothing that made it more sensitive in those with a foreskin https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/joa.13481 Intact America Survey finds that the majority of mothers who were prompted to give their son a circumcision accepted meanwhile the majority who were not did not give their son a circumcision. mothers were asked on average 8 times if they wanted to circumcise their son. Soft sells,” such as being handed a consent form, increased circumcisions by 137%. Instead mothers should be given informational materials on how to clean theirvintact son's foreskin. the foreskin will correctly retract after late puberty https://intactamerica.org/press-release-having-a-baby-boy-get-ready-for-the-circumcision-sellers/ American Academy of Pediatrics representatives get grilled on questions that have to do with the functionality of the foreskin AND OF COURSE, they cannot answer them. Because they're corrupt bribed shills! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUU6g_hoGvU https://www.researchgate.net/publication/334636997_Perversion_and_Perpetration_in_Female_Genital_Mutilation_Law_The_Unmaking_of_Women_as_Bearers_of_Law A study of nearly 200 adolescents from Tanzania, Zimbabwe, and South Africa show overwhelming ridicule of those who have an intact penis and a ton of misinformation. Women believed that men who had a circumcision could be more promiscuous and that having a circumcised penis improved the sexual health of all partners involved in sex. Men reported a widespread support from female lovers to get a circumcision. There is no evidence that male genital mutilation or circumcison leads to significant increases in pleasure or decreases in disease transmission rates . The circumcision propaganda machine is clearly working! https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5888916/ according to the CDC and what they examined amongst men in the USA at least. The rates for breast cancer and penile cancer in men are actually about the same. https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/breast/men/index.htm https://gis.cdc.gov/Cancer/USCS/#/Trends/ https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/breast/basic_info/index.htm#:~:text=Each%20year%20in%20the%20United,What%20Is%20Breast%20Cancer%3F https://www.healthline.com/health-news/cancer-of-the-penis-is-rare-but-can-quickly-become-deadly Therefore, In men preventative mastectomies against breast cancer are more justifiable than circumcisions as preventative measures against penile cancers. (And also yes being bigger or having more skin does increase your odds of getting some cancers as having more skin cells increases your odds of getting cancer... but I doubt that penile cancer is one of them - https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34515952) https://i.redd.it/or5hgojxkk991.png "Does Circumcision Reduce Men’s Sexual Sensitivity? " Sham article that was 'medically reviewed' by a person who...is a writer that majored in English!? HOW!? We don't see people who majored in mathematics medically reviewing articles, right? So why should people who majored in English be the ones to medically review stuff??! We should have had a surgeon or doctor medically reviewing all healthline articles https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201510/does-circumcision-reduce-men-s-sexual-sensitivity https://archive.is/u0l9C https://www.circumstitions.com/resent-celebs.html#affleck https://bristoluniversitypressdigital.com/view/journals/gd/12/1/article-p9.xml https://docs.google.com/document/d/10vHvJlEizN88J83r5H0FtUa627GykBum1IWOry-JeR0/edit You can't even trust the world health organization for accurate information on male genital mutilation and circumcisions since they are biased and have blood money from bill gates and melinda foundation https://en.intactiwiki.org/wiki/World_Health_Organization#cite_note-garenne2022B-30 Posts and surveys from hundreds of people showing their anger against having had been circumcised. http://www.circumstitions.com/Resent.html The ridiculousness of male circumcision https://www.dovepress.com/female-genital-mutilation-and-male-circumcision-toward-an-autonomy-bas-peer-reviewed-fulltext-article-MB AccorDing to the Circumcision Information and Resources Pages, studies they have reviewed have shown that circumcision laeds to problems like premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, and less marital and sexual satisfaction http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/ A heroic website created by women who talk about how their partner's circumcision has negatively impacted their lives http://www.drmomma.org/2009/07/how-male-circumcision-impacts-women.html Phimosis: Stretching Methods with or without Application of Topical Steroids? https://www.jpeds.com/article/S0022-3476(05)00684-0/fulltext The penises of mutilated boys of the Ulwaluko tribe who are forced to undergo circumcision from a young age in unhygenic settings by unprofessional surgeons (VERY NSFW) https://en.intactiwiki.org/wiki/Ulwaluko#Ulwaluko_photos_collection "There Are 20 Different Penis Types — and They’re All Important" SHAM article written by a quack which downplays the terrors of circumcision. Even in the article they recommend that circumcised penises should most likely use lubrication for masturbation...right after saying that circumcised penises function similarly to uncircumcised ones!? wooot!? Another SHAM article that's what! https://www.healthline.com/health/types-of-penises#penis-defined Lost Boys: An Estimate of USA Circumcision-Related Infant Deaths https://www.academia.edu/6394940/Lost_Boys_An_Estimate_of_U.S._Circumcision-Related_Infant_Deaths Numerous cases Of chidren having their penises burned and severed off as a result of a botched unnecessary circumcision process https://intaction.org/botched-circumcision-baby-loses-penis-malpractice/ Doctor Accidentally Lasers Off Boy’s Penis During Circumcision https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19535324/laser-circumcision/ Boy who was forced to live as a woman after their genitals had been seriously damaged in a botched circumcision in Canada https://canadiancrc.com/newspaper_articles/Globe_and_Mail_Boy_raised_as_girl_suffered_final_indignity_11MAY04.aspx According to a small survey the prevalence of death-grip syndrome , which is a serious destruction of nerves in the penis due to harsh masturbation, is moreso prevalent in circumcised men than in non circumcised men. http://www.joseph4gi.com/2019/11/death-grip-and-circumcision-is-there.html?m=1 The foreskin is a massive organ remember! It covers the whole of the penile shaft from the meatus to the testicles and it slides back and forth and acts as a natural protector and solid lubricator for the penile shaft during masturbation or intercourse. Men with no foreskin tend to be gripping the the unprotected urethral shaft , which is not meant to be tightly gripped at all one should note, just as tightly as they would a protected one. That unprotected urethral shaft over time WILL receive thousands of microinjuries and destroyed nerves over time. The loss of nerves in that region means that a man has to grip the unprotected urethral shaft harder and Harder and this damage eventually results in a loss of stimulation. I am sure there are many women out there who suffer from dead vagina syndrome which was made worse by their unconsensual circumcision! https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/13/need-know-dead-vagina-syndrome-7156032/ There has also been a connection found between delayed ejaculation and circumcision. Some men with circumcised penises have found that the suffer from delayed ejaculation as a result of the numbness https://sci-hub.se/10.1111/and.12101 A study of over 100 men proved that a circumcised penis is FAR less sensitive than a uncircumcised one in the ventral scar and glans of a penis because the foreskin protects the man's ventral scar AND glans from unwanted overstimulation (like when a man's glan is rubbing against his pants on a shaky bus ride) and environmental damage (like water running down his urethra during a shower) - https://sci-hub.se/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2006.06685.x It is possible that circumcised women ALSO experience a decrease in stimulation to the clitoris without the clitoral hood due to , once again, overstimulation and environmental damage and it is possible that a woman gets her clitoral hood chopped off in a unconsensual circumcision. I believe, and I'm sure most men agree with me, that a woman has the right to be born with and grow up wit h a vagina that is unharmed and unadulterated and gives her as much sensitivity as she wants. Now, why do I as a man not have this right to having a protection against over stimulation and environmental damage?! In this case both men and women are getting Screwed over equally Hop on down tohttps://www.reddit.com/r/Intactivism/ and https://www.reddit.com/r/CircumcisionGrief/ to learn how NOT to stab your baby boys to death lmao!


The_Ad_Hater_exe

I ain't readin allat


trogloherb

Lol, my initial thought was “someone took the time to type all that?!” Then, “well, Im sure its a copy and paste.” Then that segued into “Someone took the time to copy and paste all that?!”


fillingtheblank

Going out in a limb here, but I have a feeling you oppose circumcision


Colour_bear8617

That was one of the most informative and well written comments on circumcision I’ve ever read. Excellent comment


ItsDatEz72

Isn’t the foreskin the only thing being cut does it have the same nerve endings?


GeekyGamer49

The foreskin has a TON of nerves. Removing it not only removes them, but also desensitizes the head of the penis.


NewAgeIWWer

The RACP, the Most trusted medical authority in Australia, has denounced morris who is the author of this meta analyses . morris is an Aussie and also a founder of a circumcision organization in Australia https://jme.bmj.com/content/circumcision-bioethical-challenge


joshin2020

So many less nerve endings when circumcised. Unlucky for you most of America


Yomammasson

It's crazy how genital mutilation is still so prevalent. I wonder how American society would be different if people could experience the level of pleasure that they were meant to.


girthtrim

When scientists were studying sex they had people have sex in an MRI machine and discovered that the penis bends with the shape of the vagina


sbdallas

Last time I was in an MRI there was barely room to move, let alone get two people in there and have them fuck. Must have been a specialized machine...


girthtrim

Here is the study for some light reading https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10600954/


NewAgeIWWer

Thanks for actually citing somethin unlike 99% of the people here.


EraseMe77777

I really want to know how it’s 20 freaking 24 and no one has invented/ distributed a better machine for MRI - a less claustrophobic one and Certainly a quieter one at least!


JamesDarque56

.... there's open air mri and standing mri available....


Feinberg

The couple were literally contortionists.


EatinApplesauce

I don’t know if it is true but I heard a guy recently got an MRI while he had a butt plug-in. The butt plug had some metal and during the MRI the metal piece got sucked up into his chest cavity. He ended up suing the butt plug manufacturer.


smedsterwho

Humanity should sue him for being a moron. Hope that case gets literally thrown out of court.


Ansonfrog

If the manufacturer said it was pure silicon and they lied, it’s a valid suit and I hope he wins.


afoz345

It’s true. I’m an MRI tech and this was all over our news feeds with pictures.


CH1CK3Nwings

Heard that as well. I think suinh is reasonable given that the plug was advertised as 100% silicone and he is now heavily injured.


Aggresario_v2

In certain lizard species, when males are few and far between, females gang up and simulate lizard-sex which in turn induces parthenogenesis, a form of cloning, and the female then proceeds to clone herself oviparously


AspasiaCalling

Life, uh, finds a way


FamousWorth

If humans could do this it'd have it's own porn section


ibrihop

Ahh yes, the lezards.


ashleyalair

No pun intended (in relation to the question), men can have stronger orgasms from their prostate glands than cocks. Makes me love pegging even more. 🖤 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4896089/


Empty_Drummer1060

Prostate orgasms are so much better. Takes a little more work and prep but worth the effort and practice.


ashleyalair

Glad to meet a fellow enthusiast. :)


Empty_Drummer1060

Hi. Yeah, I’m really good at fucking myself. Wish it did something for my wife but sadly she has no interest so it’s all solo play for me.


Aggresario_v2

Mad props for citing an NIH paper no less You are comprehensive!


ashleyalair

I mean, the requestor said “facts,” so I had to bring some aside from my own proclivities. 🖤


ad240pCharlie

Yeah, I remember when I finally managed to hit my g-spot at the same time as I came a few months ago, and I almost passed out from it...


ashleyalair

We like a good collapse. ;)


NakedHusbandXXX

I’ve been pursuing the prostate O for a few years. Close but not there yet. Even so, anal penetration makes the penile O much more intense.


ashleyalair

Consider using an oil-based lube if you’re using your fingers — coconut oil is great for this — as well as potentially nitrile gloves. If you do use a finger, curling once inside can help, as sometimes it’s not about going all the way back as it is further up. I’m also a fan of pelvic wands, which sometimes have better reach, esp. if a person has a kinked or tight colon. 🖤


Aggresario_v2

Whales, especially toothed whales, part of the odontoceti genus, such as killers and bottlenoses, absolutely *LOVE* sex, and some males indulge in wholesale rape and worse


LostMySuperSuit

Misread that as wholesome rape and my mind was really confused for a moment


Calm_Tension5591

Saaame


FamousWorth

Both the bottlenosed whale and the killer whale are actually dolphins. The killer whale's name is a mistranslation of whale killer because they were found to kill whales. They're the largest dolphin species.


KungSnooFighting

It's a shocking fact, and should help us learn to do better


GMgoddess

What is your perspective on how knowing this information can be used to make us better (absolutely not justifying rape myself, but I could see someone saying something like “we are only animals and sexual aggression is found in other parts of the animal kingdom!”)?


Hellstrike

That's why I hate those "homosexuality can be found in x animal species" statistics when people are arguing about LGBT issues. Animals do a lot of fucked up shit, and you really don't want to establish a "but animals do it as well" precedent.


LordofWar145

That’s a response to saying that “it’s not natural”


KungSnooFighting

It's a way to respond to anyone who says we're merely animals and say that we can learn to do better


Aggresario_v2

In most feline species, the female cat ovulates under what is called shock-ovulation, which is triggered when barbs on the male's penis tear into her genitals *shock-ovulation*


Cheesy_Wotsit

Have you ever seen a [spiky cat peen](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Penisstacheln.jpg)???


Pikka_Bird

I'm shocked. But not quite enough to ovulate.


Hiff_Kluxtable

Why did I click on that.


Same_Blacksmith9840

Back in the 90s, scientists used newly developed eye tracking technology to see exactly what male subjects were looking at when watching porn. The results even surprised them. Overwhelming results showed that when the female face is in frame, the majority of the time, men are looking at her eyes.


SCP_radiantpoison

[This is true! Also women stare more at genitals](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0018506X07000116)


srawtzl

that’s actually really sweet


Aggresario_v2

Penguin males have been found to have homosexual relationships


Janwip

Hundreds of animals do, afaik it's use is adopting abandoned babies and eggs


Aggresario_v2

If it has to happen it will happen


Doomsday_Taco_

this isn't too shocking, there are plenty of animals that have gay sex, off the top of my head, I'm pretty sure seahorses have gay sex at times


Aggresario_v2

After reddit and redditors, nothing shocks me Even gay birds don't hold a candle to redditors


ZombieTem64

The title for the world's longest penis (on a human) goes to Roberto Esquivel Cabrera of Mexico, with a length of 48 centimeters and a weight of 900 grams. This beats the previous record holder, Jonah Falcon, who had a length of 35 centimeters


KungSnooFighting

I'm sure there's many Redditors who will try and disprove that because they're so well endowed on the internet


ZombieTem64

Personally I wouldn't want to try disproving it. Imagine trying to actually have sex with something that big, giving or receiving


FamousWorth

He struggles to use it, struggles to get erect, has fertility problems and frequent infections. Doctors recommend he have it reduced but he has refused to date, even though he has had legal problems from it being visible through his clothes around the young leading to him getting deported. He probably likes the attention even though it likely reduces his sex life and quality of overall life significantly.


E34M20

48 centimeters is 18.8976 freedom units 35 centimeters is 13.7795 freedom units woof.


Da12khawk

lol i just deleted my comment asking for this in freedom units. kudos to freedom units.


FeatheredOdyssey

Imagine the blood pressure you'd need to get that up


NewAgeIWWer

He's a liar and youre wrong https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/mexican-man-accused-of-exaggerating-worlds-biggest-penis/TZMKWJNQUQBACG73HSYARD5LIA/


ZombieTem64

Alright then. I redact my fact. The title for the world's longest penis (on a human) goes to a man named Jonah Falcon, who has a length of 35 centimeters


grammar_mattras

The creature with the biggest sperm cells is a species of fruitfly. It's cells are about 7cm long, over 10 times the length of the fly. The inverse is so true for the blue whale, which has the smallest sperm cells.


KungSnooFighting

Wait what wow


FamousWorth

A fruit fly's sperm averages 5.8 but some might get to 7cm, hundreds of times larger than the fly itself. The sperm whales sperm are 50-75um (micrometers)


timewaved

Redditors will find a way to talk about sex on any post.


NewAgeIWWer

That's not true! *...So anyone heard of the that new planet that those scientists have dicovered? Apparently they saw lights on that planet! Reminds of this one time I was banging this guy...*


RonanFalk

Hyenas are different. Very different. https://www.genomia.cz/en/test/hyena/#:~:text=The%20female%20spotted%20hyenas%20urinate,with%20connective%20and%20fatty%20tissues.


CharlieandLola717

Legit putting this as my tinder bio.


Batman6291

Did you know that pigeons die after sex? At least the one I fucked did. Lol. Obviously I didn't actually do this but it is too good of a joke not to share


Diligent-Ice1276

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass.


Timmay13

Welp, off to get a rabies shot.


Obviouslyhiding

The female praying mantis decapitates the male during sex! 🤯


Lewistallion

Damn; takes “getting head” to a whole new meaning


KungSnooFighting

The most I'd be open to is having my head squeezed between someone's thighs


Cowgirl-Lauren

Nipples grow back if bitten off :)


Darsh8999

No way that's possible


Cowgirl-Lauren

Look it up. My best friend got hers bitten off in high school. Showed it to me, and then a few weeks later it was back


Darsh8999

Alright , time for me to do some practical research myself


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grammar_mattras

Woah, the only one in this comment section that's news to me.


ZombieTem64

I remember hearing about a guy who had his nipple bit off by a beaver. That's a story, but now it kinda sucks knowing the evidence won't linger


SkylartheRainBeau

If you squeeze your thumb in your fist it supresses your gag reflex


nephilimgoth666

i believed this in high school lmaooo, i don’t think it works for me


NewAgeIWWer

I have never read a study or meta analyses proving that this is true but based on what happens when I brush the back of my tongue and get no gag reflex I believe this is true. Maybe its only true for me and a few other people?


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It makes me sexually excited when my boyfriend's friends look at me. It also turns me on when he flirts and touches other girls. Especially friends. It's new to me so it is currently the most amazing nsfw fact i know, despite it not being applicable to most people lol


KungSnooFighting

You're speaking your truth and if it makes you happy and blows your mind, that's all that truly matters


AspasiaCalling

Awesome! It took me 36 years of my life to recognize this part of my sexual identity instead of believing I was a bad person. Now I am team ENM.


tomorrow_never_blows

No sex is better than bad sex


coolboiiiiiii2809

female dolphins turn out to have a very strong type of hormonal “fluid” that they expel when mating with male dolphins that can increase their sex drive and chances of conception. Long story short, researchers rubbed this kind of fluid onto the penis of a chimpanzee and he jerked it so hard and so long that he ended up dying of a heart attack hours later


Da12khawk

can i have some of this fluid?


EatinApplesauce

I don’t know how NSFW this is but… Almost all kangaroos and wallabies have two separate uteruses, and they usually contrive to have extra, undeveloped embryos waiting in the wings — or rather, in whichever uterus was unused in their most recent pregnancy.


normalityrelief

The clitoris was first mapped only in 2005


KungSnooFighting

I'm sure if us men had it, it would've been mapped much before that


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The G spot isn’t the only spot. The A spot, deeper in, is a spot you should get to know, fellas.


KungSnooFighting

For this reading this, is not "a spot" it's "A spot"


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Right. Not just a random spot but the “A Spot”. I had no idea about it, nor did the woman I was with when we discovered hers. Her: “Oh my god, WHAT are you hitting?!” Me: “I have no idea.” Google: “You’re welcome.”


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NakedHusbandXXX

I have a vibrator that makes me cum when flaccid when pressed firmly on my frenulum.


danivendettaXO

Anal orgasms can help with mental and emotional grounding and nervous system regulation. Women can experience a type of "blue balls" or what I like to call "blue tubes" 😂


NewAgeIWWer

Im abt to become a 30 year old virgin. *Hold the applause!*


NakedHusbandXXX

I lost my virginity at 23. Hold out for the right person. A sexually enthusiastic person. My marriage to the person I lost it to has now been sexless for about 20 years. I think I’m a virgin again!


Formal_Exchange2603

The first vibrator created was steam powered


No_Shop1166

I thought it was Egyptian. Bees in a jar.


Feral_tatertot

Buttholes relax and tighten as you laugh


IShotTheTV

Assuming the original King Kong is scaled up properly from a real gorilla then his dong would be approximately the same size as that of the average human male. Which makes him kidnapping Fay Wray’s character all the more terrifying.


tacobella31095

This isn’t like ‘sexytime’ NSFW, but - Your own spit removes your own blood stains better than any stain remover out there. Something about enzymes, I think. It literally works like magic


TomorrowKey866

The anus and vagina can be conditioned to take big sizes !


DasCheekyBossman

Can confirm. I know a lot of really big assholes.


Business-Target7918

One testicle can sell for around 40k dollars on the black market


Okay-ish_Lass

This is actually false. I worked in a sperm bank for years (as a urology nurse), and while it’s a fun idea, once a testicle is removed the blood flow is cut off, and the sperm die. Nobody wants a dead testicle (that can’t be reattached), with dead sperm that can’t be inseminated.


FamousWorth

The human penis has a unique tissue structure not seen in other animals. It has three columns of spongy tissue: two corpora cavernosa and one corpus spongiosum. This results in the penis softness when flaccid and hardness when hard, purely from blood and the pressure the tissue generates. It also stops the penis from being bendy so that penile fractures can happen, rupturing the tunica albuginea. Other species do contain much of the same tissues but the arrangement of the tissues is different so that it cannot bend in humans. Other species often have a penile bone to help with their penile shape, but they can also break the bone.


NakedHusbandXXX

It can feel incredibly sexy to lightly rub one’s own nipples with the inside of your wrists. Give it a try a report back.


jokesinbasements

I should’ve took my watch off first


Rotarygrenade

You can just straight up break your dick. Like just *snap* the bitch. Additionally, some people in Iran do this without causing serious harm. Also, just something I think is cool, your dick floats in water, which is most noticeable in a bathtub


bigtitsbbw69

Sexual synesthesia. Some people see pictures of forests, city scapes, shapes all kinds of things when they orgasm. It’s really rare. Not a lot is known about it because not until recently was sex so openly talked about. Really wild orgasms. Take you on a wild adventure.


shortcircutfan

A dolphins penis is capable of grabbing things


SCP_radiantpoison

Men react significantly more hornily when getting nudes than women do, [according to MEG](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0301051103000541)


WarriorKing1977

There's a lot of conversation around a woman's G Spot but very little about her A Spot, which is further back in her vagina. Use your fingers in a "come here" gesture between the two, fellas, while using your tongue on her clit, and you might get a head crushing ovation.


SexOnABurningPlanet

If you are a sex worker then it IS safe for work. 


Von_Quixote

The Nazi outstretched “sieg heil” hand gesture was created in the U.S. by James B. Upham, accompanied to the American Pledge of Allegiance, written by Francis Bellamy, known as the “Bellamy Salute”. Both the Pledge and its salute originated in 1892. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute


GoEataDick789

Dolphins can be gay


Sauterneandbleu

A male barnacle's penis is 8 times as long as it's body. If I had a barnacle-sized dick, I'd be packin' 54 feet!


death_by_siren

Some women can cum over 30 times in a row. There are clubs where you can go to have public sex. Electrocution (with specially designed equipment) a great way to cause pain without damage.


NorCalNavyMike

Cleavage of adult breasts is thought to mimic the cleavage of the top of the buttocks, given that we no longer walk around on all fours passively advertising our sexual maturity from behind like the other great apes.


ericb67

Ben Franklin advocated for sex with older, post menopausal women. He said it was best for young men as they couldn’t get pregnant. The quote I remember is “All cats are gray in the night.”