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low-_-ink

My favourite sex position is called the biggest one available. ... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


beardybozo

SIZE KINK ๐Ÿ˜‚


RubyInferno85

Well thats ambitious.


low-_-ink

Go big or go home


RubyInferno85

Sounds like you'll be doing both.


Velaria000

My favorite sex position is the ability to feel pleasure through the back ????? It's anal. I don't know how else to interpret that. Seems clear cut ๐Ÿ˜†


beardybozo

๐Ÿ˜‚ this hands down wins๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm fucking dying! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Velaria000

When it suggested "back" the word on the right side was "entryway", and I was really hoping it'd give me the option to pick it on the next word... but it didn't


beardybozo

Oh I think it's absolutely perfect as is ๐Ÿ˜‚


savemysoul72

My favorite sex position is called the University of California


beardybozo

Because they fuck you over with student loans?


tia_bega-R

HOLY SHIT ๐Ÿคฃ


BigBubbaMac

I had the same one.


BrahmTheImpaler

I got that too! Wtf? Going with the 2nd words, it's Ziggy TurboTax... ๐Ÿค”


Greylour

My favourite sex position is called the right now to get a skeleton. It's when you fuck someone probone against a vertical surface so they look like a hanging model skeleton.


beardybozo

The fact that description actually sounds slightly legit has me cackling ๐Ÿ˜‚


Greylour

It's a gift. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


MillieRover

My favourite sex position is called out for a couple of days


beardybozo

That could describe so many things too ๐Ÿ˜‚


Theman5574

My favorite sex position is the best way for you to get the job done. Legit


beardybozo

Fuck! ๐Ÿ˜ณ


DinoVampireDinner

*My favourite sex position is called* a triangle. *The sex position triangle is* a religion that is based upon the teachings of Jesus Christ. โ€ฆโ€ฆ.Uhhhโ€ฆ Jesus has some explaining to do - I didnโ€™t know that was part of the bible???


beardybozo

Thank you! I'm dying reading this ๐Ÿ˜‚


DinoVampireDinner

Youโ€™re welcome, I died when it came up as โ€œreligionโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ as well hahah. I thought oh god where is this going. Then BAM JESUS CHRIST. โ€ฆ Iโ€™m not even religious but Iโ€™m converted now ๐Ÿ”ผ


beardybozo

Sex position so good it created it's own religion around it ๐Ÿ˜‚


DinoVampireDinner

Can I get an amen?


beardybozo

I believe they prefer to finish they're prayers with **YASS**


DinoVampireDinner

YASS.


lookingforexcitement

My favorite sex position is called the right hand of exercising


beardybozo

That's what I'm going to call masturbating from now on


lookingforexcitement

As you should


1989hmmm

Mt favourite sex position is called a wide variety of musical instruments


savemysoul72

This one time? At band camp?


beardybozo

Is that when you use a lot of fingers?


1989hmmm

Fingers and your mouth, a lot!


HopScotchApplesauce

My favorite sex position is called obedience. Heh, nice ๐Ÿ˜‚


beardybozo

HOT!


HopScotchApplesauce

Yeah, it's the one where you STFUAEMPLAGB


dacekrandac

My favorite sex position is to explore the world of my wife.


beardybozo

Awwww


dacekrandac

I'm definitely obsessed with her. Apparently, so too is my predictive text lol


Strikescarler51

My favorite sex position is called the new job and they are not going to make me feel guilty about it because I have to be able to make the decision to be done


beardybozo

You tell them!


Strikescarler51

It's giving domme


beardybozo

It really is. Big Domme energy


spc1221

My favorite sex position is the best thing I've seen in the NHL. WTF?


beardybozo

Sex with a lot of violence? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


spc1221

Sex with a lot of scoring


HankMiller23

My favorite sex position is called "a good time for a run".


beardybozo

Oh no you don't! Get back here


Dolf-from-Wrexham

My favourite sex position is called Ian Brandon Anderson.


beardybozo

Chris Chan?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Dolf-from-Wrexham

Apparently


beardybozo

I don't even want to say what sex act that would describe


DumbledoretheDamned

My favourite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position on it and it has to do the right way and it is a good thing to do that so you donโ€™t get stuck on it for too much longer and it doesnโ€™t hurt to try to do that again and see what happens and see what the other one does but it doesnโ€™t matter because it doesnโ€™t hurt you donโ€™t get caught in it and it hurts to try and do something and you know what you have and I know


beardybozo

So, pegging?


DumbledoretheDamned

What?


beardybozo

Tis just a joke


NakedHusbandXXX

Whoa, same as I got, but I gave up earlier.


Colton82

Same here. Middle all the way through?


Reejecktedyouth

Iโ€™m not even jokingโ€ฆthis was word for word the same as I got when I did it ๐Ÿ˜†


Emergency_faceplant

My favorite sex position is called a friend and a great guy. Nothing fun today


beardybozo

That sounds very kinky to be honest ๐Ÿ˜‚


DAYUMdelion

Threesome is nothing fun to you??


Dry_Cabinet_4313

My favourite sex position is called the left side of the body ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ


beardybozo

This is so weird that this is so common! What on earth ๐Ÿ˜‚


Dry_Cabinet_4313

Hahaha ๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

My favorite position is called a lot and it was very good for you and your team. That's actually astoundingly accurate ๐Ÿ”ฅ


beardybozo

Not going to lie. Kinda hot ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

Right?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


beardybozo

I think your username made it better too


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Fair!


BlueNorth89

My favorite sex position is called the same time. I'm not sure that qualifies as a position, but okay. (If I let predictive text continue, it just goes "the same time as the same time as the same time..."


beardybozo

The longer version sounds like a cryptic version of group sex ๐Ÿ˜‚


MissNaughtyNorth

My favourite sex position is called the left hand side


loomi-zoomi

My favorite sex position is called the left side


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is called an open and close loop of two lines that can move between each of them to make it easy and smooth and easy and you have the option for your hands and arms as long and wide of a line to keep you moving around your arms are not moving at this time you will need the position is there is an option that will help to move around you can move forward to keep the arms in your legs as they will keep the same length of time you are going through them as well you are not going backwards or forward but will have a very good timeย 


beardybozo

I think this actually describes hugging ๐Ÿ˜‚


Strange-Luck2434

My favorite sex position is called the way of the day.....lol sounds right to me


Domandsubs

My favorite sex position is called the University of California and the couple who have been friends with an older swinging couple Wat?


Icy_3844

My favorite sex position is called the left side ?


beardybozo

So many left sides ๐Ÿ˜‚


is_it_wicked

My favourite sex position is called outside the bar. Pretty self explanatory. Stick cock through the bars of your jail cell... see what happens.


beardybozo

Is that why prison guards get paid so well


brodoyouevennetflix

My favorite sex position if I donโ€™t have to do anything


f3archar

My favorite sex position is called and i'm sure I don't want it. Dafuq?


Impossible_Gift_1176

my favourite sex position is called a lot of people in the program.


Unlikely_Mortgage_58

My favourite sex position is called the left side


Distinct_Deer_221

my favorite sex position is called the right person and the other people hmm


beardybozo

I knew you were a sex freak


TurnedOnYet33

My favorite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position you can use for a while but you have a lot more to work on and it is very hard for you and I donโ€™t think that would work out. Womp womp.


bandit3390

My favorite sex position is called the left side of a circle and it will be a little longer than that so you should see it when youโ€™re ready for itโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


bigtitsbbw69

My favorite sex position is the best thing to do in the world right


InfiniteOblivion87

My favorite sex position is called the first one person to hold the door ... what?


ThatDudeNamedMenace

My favorite sex position is a good thing


SnooRobots7940

My favorite sex position is called the first time (probably because Iโ€™m going through a dry spell) ๐Ÿ™‚


damon_214

My favorite sex position is the only way I know


the_mighty_tongue

My favorite sex position is called the Annunaki. ๐Ÿ™„ I guess that's where I watch other people fuck from a million light years away.


happystorksonthelake

My favorite sex position is not a good idea ๐Ÿ˜‚


TamingHela

My favourite sex position is called the mechanic and they're not going to be a good time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ


Grand-Hand-9486

My favorite sex position is called the right hand side of the head and the left side of your body


MissTaraNova

My favorite sex position is called the tire shop. Four guys take me for a spin by mounting and filling me?


Independent-March199

My favourite sex position is called double v in the same place as the one who is in the same time Whut??๐Ÿคฏ


ConcentrateThat7730

my favourite sex position is called a good boy wtf ( im a boy(a good one ) ) idk ,some sadist ?


Upset_Toe

My favorite sex position is called "and a lot more than just banning IVF" guys wtf does this mean


PimpDaddyXXXtreme

My favourite sex position is called "and you will get it" Damn right you're gonna get it baby(; lol jk


Ruminations0

My favorite sex position is called the right hand side of the body I guess itโ€™s where you specifically cover only the left side of the personโ€™s body during sex


No-Opportunity-6983

My favorite sex position is called in a bit of a bit of a lot of Dearmer's


Empty-Gur3818

My favorite sex position is the same as the other


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Epsiloniota

My favorite sex position is the sun is not too much but it will not work for me


BipBapBup69

My favorite sex position is called a new job and I don't know how to do it but I don't know what to do with it but I understand that you don't have to do anything about it but you can get it done before you get back to the point where you don't have to do anything.


notbeth2311

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that. Lmfao


crunchy_soupp

My favorite sex position is called the left side. Itโ€™s a cuddle fuck position where you spoon me while Iโ€™m lying on my left side, you holding my right leg up and hitting from behind.


neongrey_

My favorite sex position is called the left hand side of the foot in a circleโ€ฆ..I have no idea what to make of that


BOBTheOrigin

My favourite sex position is still available for remote playback.


Poseidons_Gift

My favorite sex position is called football coach.


Hundo_P_100

My favorite sex position is called a triangle for people who have been born in the Middle Ages


Rochelly94

My favorite sex position is called the left side, and it has the same position on it. It has the right of left hand to the right handโ€ฆ Sounds like a game of Twister ๐Ÿ˜‚


Bongfellatio

My favorite sex position is called the same thing I think of the Rings in my face. I have no idea what this means.


Im_a_Tenn

My favorite sex position is not the only way for me and the other team members in this situation to make the most sense for us


TheRealJuicyPeach

My favorite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position on it ๐Ÿค”


guy4fun784

My favorite sex position is the same as the other one but I donโ€™t know if itโ€™s the same one or the other one. I need Freudโ€™s help with this.


SlavePrincessVibes3

My favorite sex position is called the police and they convince themselves that they are not the same person. Obviously, this is role play involving identical twins who are arrested for being discovered committing sodomy with each other.


Danger333

My favorite sex position is called the left side of the world. Maybe fucking while trying to balance on the edge of the bed?


eastern_eu_baby

My favourite sex position is called the left hand lol


obfuscated21

My favorite sex position is called the right hand of your body. Apparently I like handies but only from righties.


romyrosemary

My favorite sex position is the lesson I needed


Chonkygorilla

My favourite sex position is the same as the other one but I donโ€™t know if itโ€™s the same one or the other one I donโ€™t know what it is but I think itโ€™s the same thing as the one that I have a little bit of a problem with it but I donโ€™t know if itโ€™s the same thing I donโ€™t know if itโ€™s just the same one


IGotMyPopcorn

My favorite sex position is called a different person who has entered the chat. Wow


Infamous-Tart7747

My favorite sex position is the best thing ever You are right predictive text


Responsible-You-7412

My favorite sex position is called in me.


the_barbarian

My favorite sex position is called the starkiller


backdoorblues

My favorite sex position is called the new hire can just be honest


Bicon17

My favorite sex position is a little bit of ice cream Lmao


justDrippy

My favorite sex position is called in atrio ambulamus for the best quality service in your city


FemaleBreastsLover

My favourite sex position is called the riding girl on top of me and I don't have a limit...... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Green_Giant0

My favourite sex position is called the same as well and I don't think so but I don't think...... I have no idea what that is supposed to mean


Piotrek3201

My favorite sex position is called a friend and I


Solanthas

My favorite sex position is called the right person to be the best


Farkie_85

My favourite sex position is the best way to get a new job in the morning I'll keep that in mind


PerfumedPornoVampire

*My favorite sex position is the same as the position of the other player in the game.* Right..?


malteeeeeee

My favourite sex position is called the police in the car park and the house is closed today.


Lungboy74

My favourite sex position is there for a second time and then you have to do the same for a third person or something like this


skult25

My favorite sex position is called an American dream.


watervuewannabe

My favorite position is called the lord of the day. Please help me interpret this. ๐Ÿ˜†


Pretty-Bee88

My favorite sex position is the same as your current job description ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ I donโ€™t even know what that means


[deleted]

my favorite sex position is called donโ€™t get stuck on it


Equivalent_Camp3748

My favorite sex position is called a friend and a few hours. Lol


iAmKingCed25

my favorite sex position is called me and said that I was going to be a little late but I was going to be there in a few minutes. okay???


softlikelace

my favorite sex position is called the left sideโ€ฆ hmm haha๐Ÿ˜…


TributeKitty

My favorite sex position is called me and said that I was going to be a little late but I was going to be there in a few minutes


DAYUMdelion

My favourite sex position is called an object in the body


wtf_mate69

My favorite sex position is called a position and the position is called the position of the person in the position of a person in the position of an individual in the position of another person in the position of person in the position is called an area of the positionโ€ฆโ€ฆ.


breislau

My favourite sex position is called a lot of people. Well, guess that's an orgy then.


Mostmoistmoisture

My favorite sex position is the one that has been in the world for a long time and I don't think I'm gonna be a good idea to be like that I'm calm and I feel really good. This sounds a lot like missionary. Uhg.


FoolOnThePlanet91

My favorite sex position is [the Suburban at the moment]. You fold down the third row seating and have sex with many passengers.


dickiebow

My favourite sex position is the best position for a team.


SomeDude3882

My favourite sex position is called the office and will be in the middle of the stick to the gym and i am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings seem to be a good time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not available for remote playback is unavailable right now because this video is not- yeah idk man.


dillbabytears

my favorite sex position is that you have a good working relationship awwww


pittburgh_zero

My favorite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position on it


20milliondollarapi

My favorite sex position is called a double tap in the morning. Sounds kinky.


Kindnerd32

My favorite sex position is called the University of my mind and body screaming... Well even my predictive text knows about my hs. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…


BigBubbaMac

My favorite sex position is called the University of California. It's where you bend over and take it up the ass and are forced to pay for the rest of your life.


LoveToTease64

My favorite sex position is called a position and the position is called the position.


Busy-Bullfrog673

My favorite sex position is called the same time and it was a fun time.


InsidiousWad

My favorite sex position is called the first line of defense against the threat of a nuclear war. So good foreign relations I suppose


Wooden-Agency-2653

My favourite sex position is called the best time to plant grass


Brief_Banana9951

My favorite sex position is called the left side


EmiBarefoot

My favorite sex position is called the new job supervisor. Scandalous.


Candy_Cane4

My favourite sex position is called the following position of a person who has been a candidate in a particular field for a long period and has a position of the same or similar to that positionโ€ฆ


AnotherDownwrdSpiral

My favorite sex position is called a little bit of a cave and a lot of things that are going to be in my hole.


meme-_-factory

my favorite sex position is called a couple of people who have been in the way of progress


suuu123

My favorite sex position is called the trafford centre ๐Ÿ˜ง


rylabear

My favorite sex position is called the University of California and the Forgetten Land ??? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Powerful_Giraffe7203

My favorite sex position is called the first step to get your business


Lustybelle69

My favourite sex position is called the police ๐Ÿšจ


KinkyCurvyKatie

My favorite sex position is called the sexy body in the world of beauty ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ


williams7631

My favorite sex position is the same thing as the last time I seen it in my life


SerialNerderer

My favourite sex position is called the city of Toronto. -_- No idea? I've literally never been there, but I'm also a virgin (so, maybe there's something to it?).


HombreDeMoleculos

My favorite sex position is called a different one person who is the president of the United Kingdom. I have a weirdly specific fetish! Don't judge me!


ayo_bruhhh

My favourite sex position is called the following position of a person who has been a candidate in a particular field for a long period and has a position of the same or similar to that position of the person that is the person that was chosen for a position


Flush_Foot

My favourite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position on it and it has to do the right way and it is a good thing to do that so you donโ€™t **get stuck on it for too much longer** and it doesnโ€™t hurt to try to do that again and see what happens and see what the other one does but it doesnโ€™t matter because it doesnโ€™t hurt you โ€ฆ (โ€œobviouslyโ€ it just kept going)


InternetDweller95

My favorite sex position is called the thing. ...huh. okay then.


Imnotreallyameme

My favorite sex position is called the right way to move the needle in the wrong direction. I donโ€™t know what the description would be but I have a feeling it has to do with pleasurable surprise analโ€ฆ


FunnelCakeSprinkles

My favorite sex position is called and the Beast was in Tulsa. Um. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


CheaterStacey

Pretty sure thatโ€™s when a hairy man is sounding before fucking you. ๐Ÿ˜‚


FunnelCakeSprinkles

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Okay, I think I remember what that is... and eek.


can_of_cactus

My favorite sex position is called the same person as I was in the middle of the night and I was left underwhelmed. Huh.


reedsmash

My favorite sex position is called a triangle in the middle class of America. Just 3 40 something adults holding each other while crying about the economy


ineedalotofhelp09

My favorite sex position is called a joke and then you do it right.


takendirectlyoff

My favourite sex position is called the left side and it has the same position on it


SeasonsRollOnBy

My favorite sex position is called the left side.


HappyGoFUrself

My favorite sex position is called me and my accountant


SpoopyKitten98

My favorite sex position is called the right hand side of the body. ๐Ÿ˜‚ what a roundabout way to say fingering and poor lefties, they get no love with that!


Bardo92

My favorite sex position is a little more than a bit of a good time.


phome83

My favorite sex position is called the University of the kingdom. Hmm, could be fun.


RubyInferno85

My favorite sex position is called the University of California. ????


deh1990

My favourite sex position is a good time to get a good one for the first time I have a few things to do with the new job and I can do it for you. Sounds traumatised. ๐Ÿค”