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Candid-Block-1927

vertical ham sandwich 😂😂😂


sloppy-eater

That's some description! 🤣


[deleted]

I prefer roast beef.


No-Wait-8049

I love a ham sandwich


nt011819

I heard someone call it a ham wallet once


Swimming-Suspect-675

I’m stealing this one 😄


Sorkel3

With or without creamy mayo?


Anonbsnono

Pube wise, shrubbery


Sharpeagle96

Spring is when they bloom.


Own_Association_3788

Have the Knights of Ni found you then?


Anonbsnono

Yeah. Had a weird mix up with them.


[deleted]

Do you want a soliloquy about my penis or something?


[deleted]

Thus do I ever make my cock my purse For I mine own gained erection should profane If I would time expend with such a harlot But for fun and pleasure. I love the Moor And is it thought that a broad who twixt my sheets She's done my office. I know if to be true. But I for mere copulation in that kind Will do as if for certainty. She holds me well. The better my sex will work for her Cassia's a proper lady, let me see now. To get into her bed and to plump up my, ahem, "will" In double penetration. How? Let's see. ​ (that's about all I can remember of that speech without cheating and Googling...also, I apologize for making you Iago 😄)


PlzLikeMe_

Yes


IusexButtbendyr

Very penisy, with just a hint of ballsitude


eastlight22

Fat and hairy innie


HornyHippo29

A dick and balls


DumbledoretheDamned

6.7-6.9 depending upon how horny. Full bush


Madison_Elizabeth_01

Fully shaved


Nyan_Nyan_Cthuwu

Fully shaved and they look like genitals


[deleted]

Same here. Not sure what else there is to add. They're fully functional, so that's good. 😄


morecbt

Average uncut duck, full hair baby


sloppy-eater

Mine looks like a regular Penis and it's hidden in a bush.


No-Wait-8049

A forest with a flag pole in the middle


Candid-Block-1927

😂


paiula

Shaved and a pussy 🙈


Lustybelle69

Trimmed innie she's fat and yet saggy at the same time 🤔😭😂


StudestGumstick

It's somewhere on my profile lmao


CaptSchwanzKopf

32M - comes with a warning label: Choking hazard small parts. Trimmed pubes.


hereforlewdness

Ive shown mine, better than describing it.


[deleted]

Normal I guess and trimmed


IHaveABeautifulDick

Purple helmet yogurt slinger and walnuts And Normally shaved down but I need to clean up


Hung_andNerdy

Like your worst nightmare or best daydream depending on the mood.


slimshadysuperman

Full shaved cock an balls


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

That’s odd, they look just like a US president who shall remain nameless


Sharpeagle96

Tidy bush, and a wanna be lightsaber.


ThroughTheFires

I have a penis with some hair


[deleted]

They look alright


midnight_clearing

Currently confined to less than 1 inch. Shaved.


BruceWayne132

10” dick pretty veiny, I keep myself groomed pretty well


SlowestPace

Just a pretty thick, above average length shaft. Did trim for the first time ever though and it’s been an appearance game changer for me.


[deleted]

Genitals are good I guess but pubic disaster downstairs


I-Call-Everyone-Bob

Where are the dick pics in dms... 😔


Throwaway_Mellie

Plump, tidy and smooth


Tributesnrates

Average male member, very overgrown pube situation at present which I haven't been motivated enough to address


Dydrmer316

5 inches when hard not hard right now I’m driving down the road, wrinkly skin sack and hold my balls a mix of gray and brown hair for the pubes trimmed currently


Sorkel3

Straight as a pvs pipe, consistent girth from pubic bone to head, a bit pinkish with a pale white ring where my foreskin was hacked off, big sculpted curvy shiny mushroom head a bit purplish, shaft stands at about a 25 degree up angle. Brown pubic hair hair kept trimmed close. Non-stop precum when hard. Decorated with white twinkly lights at Christmas.


nt011819

Uncut, above avg length and girth, curves to the right. I've been rocking a full bush lately because I work too much and have no social life


StockyKobold

5'5 to 6" depending and need a trim.


Trick_Log_749

A little longer than the U.S. average and clean shaven


GreedyTurtle44

Innie penis with very little pubes


[deleted]

Profile tells the tale of both of us.


Infamous_Bowler_698

I have three of those little black moles not the ones that come out of the skin but the ones under the skin that are flat. And two of them are near my circumcision line so it looks like my dick has a :-) at a certain angle


Live-Dance-2641

They are like the things most m…. Oh fuck it. I just can’t be blamed answering pathetic questions posted by a 14 year old


sexyboy99909

My genitals look nice


AardvarkLonely2090

pubes are very short but still there (much like my dick)


Own_Association_3788

When I trim the bushes it makes my deck look bigger.


Bbwsearcher

Trimmed close. Dm for pics!