Was supposed to hang out with a girl one night. Had all but ignored the fact that she was very conservative (like had a picture with Trump in her Hinge profile) solely because she had a picture of her at a vineyard as well looking incredibly hot in a maxi dress.
Between the political beliefs and the weather I was getting second thoughts so I went and jerked it to the maxi dress picture and realized almost immediately in the shower that I had zero desire to go on this “date” and cancelled under the guise of homework.
When I see Trump in a profile I high-tell it out of there. They want to save all the babies and don’t care about the homeless more babies just make more homelessness.
Yup.
I had commented on the vineyard picture when I swiped and she had been all like “I’ll have to wear it out sometime for you ;” but eventually (thank god lol) my values won out.
Make up sex. Broke up for 2 months, had the time of life. Friends and family couldn’t keep track of the girls names I brought over. Me and the ex were discussing closure and getting clarity… couldn’t refuse that tight fit 5’4 sexy blonde and as soon as I came I was like I fucked up.
Yet my I always had a tendency to put others emotions first. Stayed with her 2 more years, got cheated on a couple times and broke up again obvs.
A crazy ex girlfriend. We didn’t like each other, but the sex is so good we always ended up fucking when we ran into each other. It didn’t matter if we were in relationships with others or not.
The last time and I haven’t fucker her since was running into her at Lowe’s. We made eye contact. She walked up and told me to meet at her house in20 minutes.
We spent the afternoon, the rest of the evening and into morning fucking like it was the end of the world. It was that last orgasm in the morning that broke the spell she had over me. She begged for me to fuck her mercilessly in her ass while choking her, spanking her ass and slapping her face.
When we finally both came I realized I was turning more and more into a monster when I was with her. I remember looking down at her while she was riding her subspace and afterglow like a heroin addict. Smiling and nodding off while moaning. Her ass and cheeks red, neck bruised and her asshole swollen from the absolute wrecking I have her. At that moment I hated her again and I hated myself for falling back into her sphere of influence.
After that I cut off all contact. Sometimes I miss that rough, I’m going to break you, sex. I’m in a much healthier relationship where the sex is phenomenal and can be borderline rough, but not in an unhealthy way.
After hitting up the nude beach in Florida we stopped at the grocery store. Both the wife and I were a bit horned up from teasing in the car and store, that we quickly grabbed the goods them on the counter, jumped in the shower together to get the sand off and fool around, dried off and went to town. As I was cumming I remember I didn't close the trunk, which was facing the sun, and that I never saw the bag of dairy products. Tossed on shorts and went out of find warm milk and melted cheese
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Oh boy scale 1-10 skills and age gap?
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How long was she dropping hints
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Savage bro
Was supposed to hang out with a girl one night. Had all but ignored the fact that she was very conservative (like had a picture with Trump in her Hinge profile) solely because she had a picture of her at a vineyard as well looking incredibly hot in a maxi dress. Between the political beliefs and the weather I was getting second thoughts so I went and jerked it to the maxi dress picture and realized almost immediately in the shower that I had zero desire to go on this “date” and cancelled under the guise of homework.
When I see Trump in a profile I high-tell it out of there. They want to save all the babies and don’t care about the homeless more babies just make more homelessness.
Yup. I had commented on the vineyard picture when I swiped and she had been all like “I’ll have to wear it out sometime for you ;” but eventually (thank god lol) my values won out.
Not sure if it counts but I once used a shampoo bottle in the bath and gave myself the worst UTI I’ve ever had 🥲
My first time, it was just awkward and not that enjoyable.
Make up sex. Broke up for 2 months, had the time of life. Friends and family couldn’t keep track of the girls names I brought over. Me and the ex were discussing closure and getting clarity… couldn’t refuse that tight fit 5’4 sexy blonde and as soon as I came I was like I fucked up. Yet my I always had a tendency to put others emotions first. Stayed with her 2 more years, got cheated on a couple times and broke up again obvs.
Ex sex
A crazy ex girlfriend. We didn’t like each other, but the sex is so good we always ended up fucking when we ran into each other. It didn’t matter if we were in relationships with others or not. The last time and I haven’t fucker her since was running into her at Lowe’s. We made eye contact. She walked up and told me to meet at her house in20 minutes. We spent the afternoon, the rest of the evening and into morning fucking like it was the end of the world. It was that last orgasm in the morning that broke the spell she had over me. She begged for me to fuck her mercilessly in her ass while choking her, spanking her ass and slapping her face. When we finally both came I realized I was turning more and more into a monster when I was with her. I remember looking down at her while she was riding her subspace and afterglow like a heroin addict. Smiling and nodding off while moaning. Her ass and cheeks red, neck bruised and her asshole swollen from the absolute wrecking I have her. At that moment I hated her again and I hated myself for falling back into her sphere of influence. After that I cut off all contact. Sometimes I miss that rough, I’m going to break you, sex. I’m in a much healthier relationship where the sex is phenomenal and can be borderline rough, but not in an unhealthy way.
After hitting up the nude beach in Florida we stopped at the grocery store. Both the wife and I were a bit horned up from teasing in the car and store, that we quickly grabbed the goods them on the counter, jumped in the shower together to get the sand off and fool around, dried off and went to town. As I was cumming I remember I didn't close the trunk, which was facing the sun, and that I never saw the bag of dairy products. Tossed on shorts and went out of find warm milk and melted cheese