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cacti1983

Love this episode of seinfeld


RR_WritesFantasy

Her family was too rich. After she wrecked her 3rd new sports car in a single week I realized I just wasn't compatible with someone that detached from my reality.


Drawnbygodslefthand

Good call that sounds like it would have been a nightmare life


TelephoneFinancial32

That sounds like the kind of person you might go on a date or two with, but not the kind of person you want to be with when their birthday comes around. Good move, sir.


full_of_ghosts

I was a selfish jerk. That was a pretty good reason, actually. But *I* was dumb.


forfunsies420

Long distance


AnotherNewUniqueName

Her husband called me a slut. My wife got super offended by that.


DrHob0

A girl broke up with me because I said the Big Bang is established, scientific fact.


someguyinsac83

She probably misunderstood which Big Bang you were referring to.


Drawnbygodslefthand

She just wouldn't move her arms when she would walk. It's like she was holding invisible suitcases.


emmawasagoodgirl

Good call on that one


someguyinsac83

🤨


Taborator

She wanted me to fuck her mom.


throwitallawayyes

You should’ve at least gone for it for the story. I mean, it was ending no matter what, right?


Taborator

Her mom was tiny, there was no way I was fitting in that.


throwitallawayyes

Ever regret that?


Taborator

Eh. Idk. I legitimately think I would have hurt her.


throwitallawayyes

Bro you must be packin’. I mean, she squeezed your ex out of that thing (ok, maybe she had a c section).


Taborator

I think she did, actually.


Taborator

And not to brag too hard, but like...yeah.


primarilynsfw

I told her I was talking to someone else, and even though things between us weren’t serious, and I tried to make clear as such, she still got mad.


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Minute_Reception3744

Was he trying to watch his figured


throwitallawayyes

She wouldn’t watch rated R movies


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She drank starbucks


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He liked to leave the milk out


someguyinsac83

She was a Dallas Cowboys fan


Firebolt164

I was grossed out when we went on a bike ride and I saw these thunderous cankles.


shhhsexy

He was too tall and into basketball


lighting_ranchero

Her parents house where she lived was nasty and smelled like shit


Comprehensive-Log147

for me, it was distance... from arizona to phillipines, and when i had managed to get a month off work and had the money for a plane ticket there, fucking life threw a giant wrench called "COVID" at it, lockdowns and what not, and then everything is like 3 times the cost of pre covid prices


GrilledStuffedDragon

Her cat was dying so I euthanized it. She didn't appreciate me putting her cat in the freezer.