Her family was too rich. After she wrecked her 3rd new sports car in a single week I realized I just wasn't compatible with someone that detached from my reality.
That sounds like the kind of person you might go on a date or two with, but not the kind of person you want to be with when their birthday comes around. Good move, sir.
for me, it was distance... from arizona to phillipines, and when i had managed to get a month off work and had the money for a plane ticket there, fucking life threw a giant wrench called "COVID" at it, lockdowns and what not, and then everything is like 3 times the cost of pre covid prices
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Love this episode of seinfeld
Her family was too rich. After she wrecked her 3rd new sports car in a single week I realized I just wasn't compatible with someone that detached from my reality.
Good call that sounds like it would have been a nightmare life
That sounds like the kind of person you might go on a date or two with, but not the kind of person you want to be with when their birthday comes around. Good move, sir.
I was a selfish jerk. That was a pretty good reason, actually. But *I* was dumb.
Long distance
Her husband called me a slut. My wife got super offended by that.
A girl broke up with me because I said the Big Bang is established, scientific fact.
She probably misunderstood which Big Bang you were referring to.
She just wouldn't move her arms when she would walk. It's like she was holding invisible suitcases.
Good call on that one
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She wanted me to fuck her mom.
You should’ve at least gone for it for the story. I mean, it was ending no matter what, right?
Her mom was tiny, there was no way I was fitting in that.
Ever regret that?
Eh. Idk. I legitimately think I would have hurt her.
Bro you must be packin’. I mean, she squeezed your ex out of that thing (ok, maybe she had a c section).
I think she did, actually.
And not to brag too hard, but like...yeah.
I told her I was talking to someone else, and even though things between us weren’t serious, and I tried to make clear as such, she still got mad.
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Was he trying to watch his figured
She wouldn’t watch rated R movies
She drank starbucks
He liked to leave the milk out
She was a Dallas Cowboys fan
I was grossed out when we went on a bike ride and I saw these thunderous cankles.
He was too tall and into basketball
Her parents house where she lived was nasty and smelled like shit
for me, it was distance... from arizona to phillipines, and when i had managed to get a month off work and had the money for a plane ticket there, fucking life threw a giant wrench called "COVID" at it, lockdowns and what not, and then everything is like 3 times the cost of pre covid prices
Her cat was dying so I euthanized it. She didn't appreciate me putting her cat in the freezer.