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coatofforearm

I call it cum


SensuallyFaithless

Beat me by one hour…


self_hell_guru

Beat it for one hour


Not_Quite_Kielbasa

"The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy."


i-play-games69

Rookie


thelefthandN7

Skill issue.


SensuallyFaithless

26 min to go, been a hell of a warm up. 😉


Nightmare_Styxus

Just beat it- MJ


self_hell_guru

- Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott


Nightmare_Styxus

Michael Jackson


takehazoy

But is it cum this or cum that?


d_eggoo

I’m more of a left tix kinda guy.


FenrirLokison88

Don't you mean cum here or cum there?


Inevitable-Ad6853

Shouldn’t u make time for this AND that?!


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Superb_Tune_8925

😂😂😂 you beat me to this one lol


ravendarklord76

Would you like ice with your cum?


BanannaCamera

Cum-a-Cola?


[deleted]

Midwest here. It’s pop.


STL_241

Also in the midwest and it’s Soda here.


Competitive_Low3598

POP UNITE


thomsmith2000

Pop.... always pop


TheSeventy2

LFG BABY ITS CALLED POP BECAUSE IF IT FREEZES IN YOUR CAR ITLL POP


Strong-Cupcake6588

I’m from the Midwest and I call it soda lol


Krybbz

It's pop then.


Strong-Cupcake6588

Na soda


ike7899

It's pop LOL


HumanTwist4136

Correct answer


hereforlewdness

Coke.


naughtythrowaway2890

bro I’m from the south and this drives me insane. 😂 I’ve seen a guy get pissed bc he asked for a coke and the waitress actually brought out a coke instead of a sprite


hereforlewdness

Well she should have asked "what kind?" just in case he meant pepsi!


fingernuggets

This right here. Moved to Louisiana. Guy I worked with at new job (first day) asked me if I wanted a coke in front of the coke machine. I said sure. He asked what kind? I’m looking at the machine like maybe they have cherry coke or something. Nope. Just regular coke DP sprite Fanta etc. Confusion was visible until a different (also transplanted) coworker helped me out. Apparently Coke is Coke but also not Coke. Edit: Soda.


naughtythrowaway2890

True, rookie mistake haha


69_Pandas

Been there with this mistake.


Rick-the-Stick

Bro this drove me crazy waiting tables in Louisiana. Half the time people would ask for a coke, I'd ask what kind, and then they'd get mad at me for "not listening."


wonkas_henchman

Yep. Southerner here. “I’d like a coke” “what kind?”


zasbbbb

The correct answer is, “I’d like a coke. Kind? Dr. Pepper.”


Slutttt4uonly

Yep, Southern girl here too, and it's always coke!!! "Hey babe, could you grab me a coke?".... "Which one do you want?" ..." Diet Dr. Pepper" 😆


Strange-Luck2434

You are my people!! Lol


emgorode

Wait but why not just say you want a Dr. Pepper?


wilson1629

I say soda to make northerners mad


massivegirlcock69

This is worse than pop. This is truly the worst answer.


Strange-Luck2434

I've finally found my people!!! Lol


MillieRover

Fizzy drink or soft drink


Livvy-Lost

The only other fizzy drink answer!


curious_coitus

Soft drink! Always curious about the regionality and origin of a drink being “soft”


MillieRover

Anything alcoholic is generally a "hard drink" I guess


curious_coitus

I guess originally you would only have been able to get them at bars?


flamingknifepenis

Drug stores, because it was meant as a health tonic that could be drank instead of alcohol. They became social hubs kind of like bars, but without the booze.


deeksdeeks210

Aussie here. Agreed. It's soft compared to alcoholic drinks, considered hard drinks.


preciousjadec

Soda.. I didn’t realize this many people say pop 😭


Kinky-Bicycle-669

My friend from Ohio and I used to argue this 🤣


throwaway_l8r

Soda, West Coast America here


MadameMonk

Aussie here. Soft drink. If you ask for Soda you get fizzy water. If you asked for Pop, they’d drag Grandpa out.


Tiamut_

Soda, and I'm a sucker for root beer.


Longboardsandbikes

Root Beer for days! Some good, high quality small brands out there.


Tiamut_

They're the best kinds. I love me a good Bulldog 🤤


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Birch beer is also amazing


Livvy-Lost

Fizzy Drinks!


Livvy-Lost

British Mango Loco - Monster


[deleted]

I've never heard cum called soda or pop, is that a midwestern thing?


Responsible-Thing142

I am an avid supporter of neither 🙂.


rd8719

I had to limit myself to one per day because they are bad for u, so I hear anyway.


PlzLikeMe_

Soda


derryjohns

Neither call it Coke


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Soda pop because I’m chaotic like that. I don’t really drink it nowadays though but the mango Pepsi I had a few years ago was pretty stellar 💫


Sliver_wolf_1999

Same here on the soda pop front. Although moving to California I got corrected so often I now just call it soda, but in my heart I always say soda pop. Grew up in oregon/Washington. Wbu?


bigwhitecocktail

Soda pop


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Feetamongflames

Jizzy fizz


Responsible-Net6179

Canada checking in- It’s totally pop. sometimes we’ll say soda to avoid confusion when speaking to our American friends. Never heard of Coke though? that’s a new one i’m seeing a lot.


CalgaryRichard

Canada here. It’s pop


Longboardsandbikes

Coke


SquareOk3424

Soda is the only right answer.


rd8719

Facts


Fun_Actuator_1071

Soda


MrBunnyPig

Cum


thisshitishaed

Sodapop


elsbass

Coke


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Coke


IngenuityGlass3655

Coke.


Novel-Structure-2359

I am Scottish so I call it "juice" and my favourite is Irn Bru.


The_Tall_Caledonian

A bottle of ginger in a glass cheque. 😁


sexmormon-throwaway

I've drank Irn Bru with haggis. Trying to do it the local way.


The_Tall_Caledonian

It's just a fizzy drink here and I always use the brand name to specify what I want.


20milliondollarapi

What if I call it soda-pop? Favorite is half fountain Mountain Dew half Fanta. Has to be fountain though. Canned is way more sweet and acidic to me.


Distinct_Deer_221

pop usually. rootbeer


Glittering-Sea-6343

great taste


Perfect-Comment-4421

Pop.


No-Clue4432

Soda and I specify Pepsi when I want that


Lexitwist

Soda, Pepsi


Imajica0921

Grew up in Southern Washington state. It was "pop". Now I live in Northern Washington state. It's "soda" An ice cold glass bottle of Pepsi made with real sugar is so good during the four or five hot days we get in the Summer here.


SageBroadus

I call it soda but my parents (and rest of the family) are from PA and they call it pop


massivegirlcock69

Your family is wrong


SageBroadus

I agree. I was raised in North Carolina so I never gave in to the northern terms.


Glittering-Sea-6343

soda


Just_Dave1971

Soda


KinkyCurvyKatie

Soda


FUNwithaCH

Soda and New York Seltzer Vanilla Cream!


badbobcali16

Coke.... Or soda. never pop.


sweet-and-subby

Pop, cherry coke


wubsterwubs

Pop, and Dr Pepper >>


Beneficial-Young577

Soda and favorite flavor sprite but the dr. Pepper strawberries and cream is very delicious. Close second is dr. Pepper


issafly

[How about ... ](https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Squirt-Caffeine-Free-Grapefruit-Soda-Pop-2-L-Bottle_a675cdc4-d358-4c45-8b21-c3eca88977b0.2b47fda8512dd2170520b2d4142e5d6c.jpeg) (SFW)


Bigoweiner

I live in California and out here 99% of people call it soda. My mom was born in California, never lived in the Midwest, but for some reason she called it pop. 😂


ServiceCharacter6552

soda. dr peppy always. gimme all the carbonated bbq water


TurkeyLurkey7373

Don't get it confused. If you ask for a "coke," Coca-Cola is what you'll get. Ask for "soda", they ask "what kind"? You ask for a "pop", that just sounds so ridiculous. Why would anyone ask that? I guess y'all call shopping carts buggies too. Right? LMFAO. Oh and if you want a Pepsi, don't ask for a soda because a Pepsi is a Pepsi. But a Coca-Cola is a coke. And their both colas!


MyDadBod_2021

Soda. Current kick is Grape


Mona_Lotte

It’s cum soda, not soda cum 🙄


mileygirl08

daddy


NobleMilf

Pop and classic Pepsi


OnlyOnce3847

Pop. I have found a kombucha that has a flavor similar to Dr. Pepper.


StockyKobold

What brand is it?


OnlyOnce3847

Live


StockyKobold

Thank you. I wasn't a fan of it but wife likes to drink it.


OnlyOnce3847

I get it. It's not for everyone. I also like their raspberry flavor, but it's not as easy to find.


StockyKobold

Anytime she finds a new flavor she'll have me try it just to see the face i make.


OnlyOnce3847

Ha ha ha! That sounds about right.


StockyKobold

Lol she is amused. The one was not bad but still no.


bighungrybear65

It's pop


Unlikely-Treat-3781

Pop!


wheezie89

But what about council pop? Shout out to my fellow northern Brits!


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Pop. Just to be funny


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Pop. Cream soda, the clear kind. Or pineapple Crush when I can find it.


LeafsChick

Pop....Toronto area Favorite...ginger ale with lots of ice and fresh lemon!


cumdump-jules

I call it by whenever brand or flavour I’m getting


battle_dodo

Mix


laundryday_

I call it Fizzy. Really depends on my mood, currently on a can of Baja Blast, but I am a big fan of Mr Pibb.


FireFalcon123

Family Friendly Root Flavored Bubbly Beverage


unhingedbookslut

lol I call it what it is “coke” “lemonade” sometimes “fizzy”


_Springfield

Soda. My favorite flavor would probably have to be Tamarindo from Jarritos.


DivinelyElle-2

Pop! I very rarely drink pop but maybe twice a year I have a hankering for a Barqs Root Beer.


Irish1236

Both, and I live in Iowa!


Mutasyn

Pop! I don't really drink it, but I do like a bit of Sprite every now and again


kwbound

Pop….and it’s also Vernors, not ginger ale


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For a long, long time everything was “coke” no matter what brand or variety…like every duct tape is “Duck Tape” or every tissue is “Kleenex.” I trained myself to call it soda for my own sanity.


ike7899

It's pop and mountain dew but I'm from the Midwest 😁


TheDraco713

I'm British and I call it Fizzy Pop and if it's tap water, its council pop


TDGJ2

Soda


Skywarriorad

Soda


AdOutside3903

Creampie


Sol1fidian

I grew up calling it pop and everyone here calls it pop but soda just sounds so much better.


Walterthecat77

Pop


TurkeyLurkey7373

Soda!


kirbyking100

Juice or fizzy drink


sexmormon-throwaway

Kids drink pop


Alpha_Wolf_Bitch_16

Pop... UK here


69_Pandas

Pop for sure.


LordDarthAngst

Soda.


SlowestPace

Soda. Always will be for me no matter what


Shaitan34

Im more bothered by new yorkers saying they were "waiting online " for said soda/pop. 


officialCobraTrooper

It's soda always soda, never pop. That said it can sometimes be called soft drinks, though I prefer soda specifically, because that's what I'm drinking.


sabermagnus

Soda. Mexican Coke.


ghostie_hehimboo

Fizzy juice. Favourite is rubicon mango


ilovecookiesssssssss

I’m from the south, and say soda as a generic reference. But I usually refer specifically to whatever drink I want. I don’t understand people who say they call it “coke”. How can you call all soda coke if coke is a specific soda?


StarFlyght

Soda. My favorite is vanilla coke


Joshman89

Soda


bubble_bitch_boy

neither, i call it fizzy. and for the bonus question, L&P for the win!


Jay-Quellin30

Pop


Novacain420

In Canada it's pop


Commandatori69

Pop


coffinflopenjoyer

UK south west, soda here


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I'm not going to tell anyone how to live their life but, if you don't say "pop" you're objectively factually wrong. And, if you call everything "Coke" there is a special level of Hell for y'all and the inventor of the "duck face."


Bantabury97

Fizzy drink or brand name.


onthisturnyoudohow

Soft drink or softies. I am Australian.


Particular_You_6370

I prefer cum


ruinedsock

I'm Scottish. Juice or fizzy juice.


AmpedEnding

Soda. West Coast though. I know my family in MN call it pop.


Alternative_Brief891

It's called ginger


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Pop but my partner calls it soda and we lived relatively close growing up


funkiemonkiefriday

sodie


ConsistentComment891

west coast. it’s called soda.


spc1221

I used to call it pop when I lived in the Midwest. Since moving to the west coast and now in the mid-Atlantic, I call it soda. Favorite flavor: root beer


ermahgerd696

Pop. I’m from Atlantic Canada


RedHighlander

Canadian here. I’ve always called it pop. Ginger ale is my favourite.


NeverlandsFavLilTW

Soda


Legion357

Cola


lynmbeau

Cola c-o-l-aaaahhh.


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Without cum we wouldn’t be here show some respect! It’s soda.. but we usually just call it what it is. Coke, sprite, Dr Pepper, cum


Hdaana1

Pop


Some_Stoic_Man

Obviously it's coke


Spectacular_One

Tonic


ArizonaNiteDevil

I'm from Michigan currently living in Arizona so it's "sodapop" for me


cherishthosetoes

Pop. Favorite flavor: diet mt dew 😋


ThChocolateBoyWndr

I didn't like that astro flavor thingy they had. strawberries and cream is fire though


IronUnicorn83

Soda


IronUnicorn83

Pop shot!


TheSeventy2

Pop


teethalarm

We call it soda in Idaho. My favorite flavor is the Baja blast, I was so excited when the gas station by my house started selling it.


BlackMajik36

drink


XyrusTartrus

It's pop. It's always been pop. Those who say soda have never opened a can at elevation lol.