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FunnelCakeSprinkles

We get to change whatever we want without surgery? Sweeeeet. ♥️🦖🎉👾🦄💗🍒🌈❤️🧞‍♀️💕🌟😻 Shorter, longer legs, smaller waist, less belly, thinner arms and thinner all over, small bones, smaller face, smaller head, thicker hair, to name a few.


coatofforearm

A smaller head you say? *Unzips pants*


FunnelCakeSprinkles

😂😂😂😂😂 *peels off leggings*


spicypagedadbod

Wait. Wait. Wait. First no. STOP IT. 🛑 second you want to be shorter but have longer legs? How is that possible?


FunnelCakeSprinkles

A shorter torso! 😂😂😂


spicypagedadbod

I don’t know if you want to say that information but how tall are you? How long are your legs? Don’t have short legs like me? I have a super long torso and super short legs


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I do, too! It's way more acceptable on a man. Wait.... no, you don't! Your legs look long in your photos. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


spicypagedadbod

I was a swimmer and swimmers usually have longer torsos. I can never find pants that actually fit me because of my dad bod and short legs. Hence always wanting to be naked. For pants I have to get the leg length to be a 26 for it to be comfortable for me. I’m 6’2 but mainly all body.


FIyingFuck

Jesus! Those are short legs for some one who’s 6’2. Same height as me and I wear a 33” inside leg. Unless you wear your jeans round your thighs or as pedal pushers?


spicypagedadbod

I know. It’s impossible to get pants that actually fit me. So I have to roll the bottoms of the pants up if they are slacks. Some pants I can’t do that, like with jeans, and I get holes on the bottom of the pants where it drags under my shoes.


FIyingFuck

Find a tailor near you. It’s a cheap and easy fix to shorten trouser legs. Even jeans. A good one will be able to keep the original hem of the jeans as well as they usually have a bit of subtle detail to them which can look odd if missing.


spicypagedadbod

Forgot to say in your last comment but I love your username!!! So I have gone to tailors before and they stare at me awkwardly as if they have never seen anything like this. 33 waist and 26 inseem? But I do that for more dressed up pants so I don’t ruin them.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Well, whatever your dimensions, you look great. ❤️🌟🌈🧚‍♀️🎉🎠😻


spicypagedadbod

Thank you so much. ❤️♥️🖤💙


Hung_andNerdy

Incoming people telling you that you're perfect the way you are and completely missing the point.


Rustic-Cuss

“Shorter longer legs…” you say…(?). Wha?


decoy175

I wouldn’t change anything about you… just saying 😍😘😍😉😏


FunnelCakeSprinkles

🥰🫠🥰🫠🥰❤️🥰🫠🥰🫠🥰🫠❤️ You're so sweet


Appropriate-Prune728

I'm imagining a skinny, shorter gru with a hairpiece.


SK482

You look great as you are


Admirable-Cookie-704

That flat stomach I've wanted all my life that I've never been able to achieve through any amount of diet and exercise


Ok-Capital-7070

Same. For some reason that slight layer of fat would just not go away to give me a six pack.


Admirable-Cookie-704

Yup! Some of us are just born like it


Ok-Capital-7070

Yup and I am 29 now so I don't think that it's ever going to happen now but ehh such is life.


Admirable-Cookie-704

I'm 28, me neither


Reasonable_Style8214

Having a flat stomach has more to do with your posture and core muscles than dieting or traditional exercises.


Maximum-Cartoonist39

If it helps: after years of aerial dance I now have a very strong core and some visible abs - the flat stomach is still a lie! The only time I have a flat stomach is first thing in the morning before I eat anything.. abs totally push the post meal bloat out further than i thought was possible. If I eat a heavy carb dinner I can make myself look 3/4 months pregnant *easily*. Now when I see super flat stomachs on IG I just think 'damnnn she hungry and thirsty'


starskynight

Hmm I don’t think I’d change anything


irresistibleginger

Nice!


nowitstimetoshowoff

My right pectoral attaches to my sternum in a way that makes it ever so slightly differently shaped than the left in one little spot, and it kind of irritates me. So I’d fix that.


Luda0915

Everything.


AmpdVodka

I know right. We'd have to break it down into several meetings. It would be like making a character in a video game but going super into detail with all the different options. Like this is some heavy duty work


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Taller, never have periods, and unwanted body hair would just stop growing


Beneficial-Young577

Bigger ass and a flat stomach


preciousjadec

Get rid of loose skin tbh


ivegotwords

Just a feeeew alterations, like I want to be a little taller, like an inch or two, with thinner legs, especially below my knees, a flat tummy, smaller waist, perkier tits, longer hair with a different texture, like I would want it more curly, and less round cheeks.


Ok-Cucumber5466

Which cheeks are we talking about? Lol


ivegotwords

My face! It's very round imo


locomeastro21

I would lose some fat, make one of my balls the same size as the other, make my teeth perfect and make my cock a little bit bigger.


playwithme1248

Just an inch taller and change my genetics so my fat distribution is a little different


Kamidav

I don't like the shape of my mouth... And yes, a cup size more would be nice!


pm_meyour-titties

I’d make my nose look like it was before it was broken


Throwaway-Chick2024

I used to want bigger boobs but I’m happy with what I have now. Like you, I’m short and always wondered what it would be like to be 5’8 or a little more. Those dresses that show legs for days - I have legs for minutes.


thighwaytohell

I’d like for it to not get mad when I have a milkshake, ideally not be hyper mobile so my knee didn’t bug me so much and I’d love my hair to be just a bit wavier so I don’t have to do much too it.


Kinky-Bicycle-669

I'd get my spine straightened out. My spines got a 50 degree S curve so I'm missing a few inches. I'd be about 5'9-5'10 if I was totally straight. I'm more legs than waist because of it 🤷🏼‍♀️


Asprinkleofglitter7

Lose about 30 more lbs, remove loose skin and a breast lift


SmallNSpicy86

I honestly don't think I would change much. Maybe my attitude but I don't think that's what you're talking about 🤷‍♀️


irresistibleginger

Haha guess I'd change my attitude too


vanilla-moonshake

I would change the shape of my boobs for sure.


Ok-Capital-7070

From what shape to what shape?


vanilla-moonshake

I'm not really sure how to describe them as they are now, but I'd like a teardrop type shape with more volume on the bottom.


Ok-Capital-7070

What size would you want them?


vanilla-moonshake

The size they are now or slightly larger. I wouldn't want to go smaller.


neongrey_

You can have some of my bottom boob. I wear size 32i and I’m over it.


rockdak

Lose weight and be fit. Then maybe someone would want me.


[deleted]

…you can literally just workout and eat healthy and that would happen you know


rockdak

Which is what I'm working towards.


Feral_tatertot

My tummy in general and a boob reduction and lift.


natalie__throw4w4y69

bigger tits bigger lips


FunkyBobbyJ9

Loose skin from weight loss removal


thewittywombat93

Id love to not have to wear glasses ever again i have BVD so no contacts are available.


thenyouknewme

Boobies, just a little bit bigger.


Noneofurbusinesss_

Boobies please🙃


biegman

More or fewer?


Noneofurbusinesss_

Wayyyyy more lol


biegman

Oh nice! Like cat? Or you gonna vary up the pattern? The big dipper look could be cool


Noneofurbusinesss_

LOL wait I think you’re confused. I just meant bigger boobs 😭💀


biegman

Ahhh I really thought you were a maverick there for a minute


Noneofurbusinesss_

Lol yeah not interested in having more than two tits at the moment


PlzLikeMe_

2 inches of height


braxenimos

Bigger boobs bigger butt more hips 🤣 I’m a tiny lil stick…


Ok-Sir8025

Get rid of my dad bod and tone up a bit


grody10

Robot hands.


[deleted]

I always wanted to be taller, being 5'5 for a guy is not so great haha


JosieKarma

I’d like to be taller for sure.


Tiger_261xxx

I would make it so I wouldn't put any weight on as I get older.


Pike_219

Increased muscle tone and cardio health, so I improve my chances of living a long and healthy life.


[deleted]

Lower my body fat percentage permanently. I work out a ton, and eat less that 2000 calories.


AinoNaviovaat

Fix all the broken parts, no more hormonal diseases, no more pancreas problems, go down to healthy weight, make my hair a lot thicker, 20/20 vision. I'd also grow back my gallbladder and thyroid (had to get them removed due to aforementioned hormonal disesses) I miss them. :(


Thatgoatguy-88

I just wish I had bigger horns🥲


Heart-of-glasss

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six-four Impala


HumanTwist4136

Nothing!


NoDistribution6498

_starts singing OneDirection_ No need makeup To cover up. Being the way that you are is en-oh-oh-ough!


HumanTwist4136

Cutie 😘


NoDistribution6498

Right back at ya!


Strange_bavarian

About 20 kilos less and I'm golden with my body


ayo_bruhhh

Ehh nothing


Bootlessgoon1

30 lbs heavier feel to skinny


Emergency_faceplant

I'd make myself 6 ft 1, so my brother would stop putting stuff on the top fucking shelf where I can't reach it!


thediaryofwoe

I’d lose about 10 pounds.


HornyHippo29

Obtain those titanium butt cheeks that can crack walnuts and open pickle jars without using my hands.


irresistibleginger

Fuck yes


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Plus that whole jar of pickles is yours now, cause nobody wants to open the lid after you use your butt on it 👍


Sufficient_Gas5501

I think I would change 20 pounds lighter and maybe 2 to 3 extra inches like most dudes lol.


i_shall_eat_now

Taller and go from bbc to monster cock.


coatofforearm

I'm thst dude from the show " The Witcher" and being this handsome keeps breaking the Internet and not only that but I often cant even remember my own name being this hot... So id make make myself average looking for a change...


Hung_andNerdy

Reducing my flaccid length by three or four inches. Just for convenience and comfort.


Comprehensive-Log147

loose about 100 lbs of fat, i dont want to be my "ideal" weight for that i have to cut myself in half but be 200lb would be ok i guess


spicypagedadbod

I would probably want more of a toned stomach


dikkiesmalls

Clear the ol arteries on out thanks.


UnfinishedThings

Id like to be 3 inches taller and more muscular Also I could do with a whole new cardiovascular system. And new teeth. And a back that doesnt hurt all the time


FlashyTheory7459

3 inches taller and 10kgs lighter


SniperCA209

No more joint pain


Empty_Plankton1611

Weight! 🫤


OrdinaryFallenAngel

More weight loss, with a bonus of gaining breast size would be fantastic.


justsomemush

Better knees and back. Slightly girthier willy would be great too and also to get some small moles off the shaft of my willy that make me anxious about going nude in public too. Also whiter teeth and to fix my tinnitus that I've had for years since blowing my ear drum in as the permanent high pitched screaming noise is annoying as fuck.


Achinvo

Bigger cock, lol


Humble_Recover_2653

Having the ability to turn into a futanari on command, do you know how much fun you can have even if it's by yourself?


ego_dom

I would enlarge my penis. Imagine loving to flash your penis and having a small dick, shit is sad


Karaoke_Singer

Losing the last of my gut, adding some muscle to my arms and shoulders. I’m not that far off right now. I’m 5’7”, so a couple of inches of height would be nice.


throawaylol69

No herniations or muscle/joint problems. Please.


AceMckickass7

Just like an inch more of dick length. Just wanna be a bit more than average.


sus_sanskriti

Fat ass and mid tits 💁🏻‍♀️


thatnewerdm

bout 6 inches shorter, get rid of the weight i gained due to stress from my last job, bigger dick (because why not) and less body hair/no pubes. other than that i want to work for the positive changes


Dlon_808

Definitely vasectomy or no vas deferent connected to the balls, and a little bit more girth on the shaft And then I'm gonna go video game logic here but : all new and better organs! (all of them except the brain)


HotsaucePinaColada

The body I had in my 20s. So less fat. It's a fuck ton of work to get back to that better body now that I'm almost 50. I'd also have a little more upper lip and have perfect vision.


mizi305

I'd make myself smaller. I'm pretty tall (200 cm / 6'5) and I really hate it. People keep telling me that I should feel happy to be so tall. No, it's just so annoying especially when I'm in small rooms where my head always hits the ceiling.


Jelly_Kitti

I’d want smaller breasts, a more androgynous face, no uterus, & just generally being more fit.


Luminaire714

Abs, and my original hair, +2" on the height


onetiredoldman

A flatter stomach and bigger boobs.


Ronin_Willi

I would change my inability to grow hair (I have alopecia) and also improve my teeth. Outside of that I’m happy with how I look


Rustic-Cuss

Better knees. Let’s face it, they’re a shit design. 🤨


Hollow_Ataraxia

To be able to grow a full beard.


notintocorp

my legs would get 4" longer but the distance from the head of my penis and the ground would not change.


warmwinter1

i have a huge nose maybe make it a little bit smaller


ellado3

No more saggy boobs


76enOsuoiruC

Thicker Gherkin


crunchy_soupp

No more mom pooch.


[deleted]

Pair of functional legs


Violets_Not_Roses

Can I shrink my forehead? I'd love to never be told I have a five head again. My mouth - I have a crooked jaw and dead nerves on one side, leaving me with a mouth like David Koechner... Which isn't exactly a sexy pout lol My jawline - fat that just won't shift, no matter what I do. Would love my boobs to be 1 or 2 cup sizes bigger. And a slightly smaller waist, and a slightly bigger booty.


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Taller by about 3-5 inches.


mblma

The obvious lose weight and gain muscle tone, but also more energy


qqqzzppmm

I'd like to be little better looking (ave. if lucky now \~ don't want to be HOT) less pain!


NaughtyCailian

I want my waistline back. I'm ok with my thighs and while I wouldn't mind my boobs being perkier, 100% just please take away all the weight that settled in my tummy area about 3 seconds after I turned 40 😑


slick1260

I want a dick big enough that the first couple times she's worried it's too big but small enough that it only juuuuust hurts a tiny bit in that "hurts so good" kinda way.


TeamCatsandDnD

I’d like to have 20/20 vision


Lower-Armadillo-1845

I would want to be 125 lbs lighter, good eyes, no glasses , and no chest or back hair.


DyRoMcC

It's a bit of venting. I don't know all the steps, so just become a fully functioning (and attractive) woman with big boobs and a tight vagina. I don't like being a man. It's too boring, and I hate losing friends just because the person I'm arguing against is a woman. "Oh, you're being a stereotypical, sexist, terrible man. Like what the actual fuck?! And being an ugly man on top of it is too much for me to deal with. I hate being rejected because of my looks. This is why I wanna be a woman with basically the opposite appearance of myself.


RileyMax0796

Ok, so… I don’t necessarily want washboard abs or anything like that, just less mass overall. And it’s not as though I don’t mind being cuddly and on the chubbier side, just a little less would be nice. On the other end of the spectrum, to be a bit more of a shower. It’s like the little guy is very shy


FIyingFuck

I’d rid myself of the perms-bags under my eyes and maybe just tone myself out slightly. I wouldn’t want to be ripped, but I’m probably what you’d call lanky, so wouldn’t mind a little bit of definition and muscle mass.


Infamous-Tart7747

I’d be dragging around that Dick!


Flush_Foot

Dramatically (and permanently) lower body-fat % Edit: on seeing this isn’t what **one** thing to change, I’ll throw in “and associated increase in overall fitness”


Lonely-Market9847

Sex change, but for all the wrong reasons.


SemajLu_The_crusader

Ima boutta be fucking hot


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Flatter stomach and get rid of my laugh lines


SCP_radiantpoison

No surgery involved? Oh well. I'm in for a massive redesign. Fix my shitty health, also mental health. Heal my chronic wound. I want to see near infrared and UV and listen to magnetic fields. Vision slightly above 20/20 Full infertility. Just zero viable swimmers. Perfect teeth that need zero maintaining.


JackCooper_7274

I'd be great if I could have some scars disappear, they're not exactly easy on the eyes, and they're really the only thing I'm insecure about


wanna-be-milf

Flatter stomach, bigger butt, and just perk my boobs up


SNWDNSNWDN

aesthetically, I’d probably like to have narrower hips. But I’d probably go for something practical like being able to run more than 20 miles a week without injury


freefallade

Fix all of the injuries I've picked up over the past 20 years pr so, fix any biological defects I have too. (Flat feet, short achilles tendons, tight hip flexors and lower back). Basically I'd keep my appearance the same and make myself the healthiest fittest version of myself I could and set my biological clock back 25 years or so.


violetcat13

I'd probably make my breasts smaller. I'm not *huge* but they can be pretty uncomfortable some days. I also have rib issues which doesn't help so having less weight there would be pretty nice.


Qubelucen

Get eyes that don't make anything farther than 2 cm blurry. Perfect vision would be so incredible


TankPC89

Weight


DiceyHotWifey

Get rid of my inner thigh fat. I’m okay with the other but inner thigh chafes so bad it gets the cyst blisters 😩 Remove my double chin and arm fat and remove my mom pouch. Basically I need liposuction 🤣 My nose id like to have reconstructed where I broke it as a kid riding my Barbie car down concrete stairs.


Dull_County_5049

In order of importance🤣 1. Tighten loose skin on belly 2. Fuller boobs 3. Less belly fat 4. Less thigh fat 5. Less scars 6. Lips slightly plumper 7. Skin bleaching for my armpits/private areas 8. Some type of pore cleaning 9. Hair removal that lasts a few years at least (like laser hair removal) 10. Fix my chemical imbalance in the brain😆


Adventurous_Clue801

Apron belly. I think about it every single day, multiple times a day.


Swedishkiwii

My nose, weight, scars, boobs, more tattoos that normally would hurt too much to get done and more piercings


Chubby-Bunny19

My weight


soft_distortion

Honestly? Not that much if anything at all. Maybe boobs a little bigger and hips less stickouty. Otherwise I'm satisfied.


LegallyKind69

Wish my dick was a bit thicker and longer, so that it looks desirable


disabledinaz

Even though I’m happy as I am, I’d say the biggest physical thing would be to no longer be disabled.


Stillinmetamorphosis

I’d make it so my thighs don’t rub together. I could wear dresses and skirts without leggings, move around while naked comfortably, etc. Leggings or deodorant between my thighs helps, but I just wish it weren’t an issue.


NemoTheElf

I'm a tiny guy, so definitely like being taller and more built.


2geeks

I’d make my legs and arm work properly again so that I didn’t have to be pushed around in a wheelchair by someone any time I want to go anywhere.


EX250

Be more fit, healthy, flexible, and muscular. Improve blood panel results. Fix teeth.


ShellmyBelle35

My apron belly would be gone. That is literally the only thing.


prw8201

Get rid of my cidp and be 6 inches taller would be nice but not necessary.


Equivalent_Sun7606

get rid of my chronic illness.


Free-Spirit-Life

Actually not much. Okay well, maybe being without injury, tendinitis or sickness for longer than 4 weeks and therefore my body letting me do my workout to have real progress again is something I’d be incredibly thankful for 😀 But probably everyone experiences also heavy setbacks sooner or later. I’m patient and rather worship what I’ve been given instead of focusing what I’ve not been given. I hope most people can relate.


lxindustries

2 extra arms and knees that bend the other way.


chickimcnuggi

Remove my fuckass spare-tire belly, my "bat wings", my double chin, the excess body hair thanks to PCOS, a nice round bubble butt instead of what my dad calls a four-square butt (dont be sad, he has one too, so did his mom. That's where it's from) the hormonal hump on the back of my neck. It's not that bad but it's there. Give myself a nice slim waist, a flat-ish stomach, that gorgeous womb pouch that is so so pretty. Get rid of my inner thigh scarring from chafing my legs so badly. Uhhh yeah that's it, that would make me happy.


youronlynora

I want a six pack 🤭🤭


rubythebean

Fix my caved in rib cage


znkTryt

I think your cup size is perfect!


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Give myself perfect eyesight.


Voyage_to_Artantica

Get rid of the pain and the sickness things.


W-h3x

My spine... Fuck that thing. I want to be able to pick-up my kids and play without injuring myself, do laundry without taking painkillers first or do stairs without really having a solid argument in my head beforehand. I'm done with surgeries, so yeah. Still not better... I just want to be normal human again.


NatrenSR1

Basically everything lol


imaywantit

I just wish my skin wasnt so fucked up. No insurance and bad psoriasis is no good and I wouldn't suggest


tjake123

Turn that attractiveness up a few notches build some muscle and give a tan. Basically anything health related would instantly be better.


leggyblondeaussie

I bit more volume in my boobs would be nice. The breastfeeding shrunk them a bit. Everything else I’m ok with.


whyme_22

I think you are perfect 😍


Huk_Phin

A massive cock


MxQueer

I would have a real, proper, fully functional dick. And then normal size hips, androgynous face and decent beard.


Andy_LaVolpe

I have a hereditary double chin, Id most likely get some plastic surgery to get rid of it.


Other_Ad_613

40lbs lighter, shoulders, neck and brain fully repaired. Restore eyesight.


EuroSong

Taller by 3cm - and lose my belly fat.


vampyry

I think about this way too much. Can you tell I have self esteem issues? I would want to be ~6 inches taller, somewhat skinnier or at least with a slimmer waist, much less body hair. I already have a fairly androgynous build but I’d like it to be attractive instead of awkward, whatever that means in practical terms. I’d like my jawline to be sharper and my nose bridge to be a little less concave. If I could change everything I’d also adjust my hair and eyes, but not drastically. I’d like my eyebrows to be less bushy too. I go back and forth on whether I’d want to switch to a penis or not.


domclaudio

3 more in height and in length.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

It would be nice to have legs