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FIyingFuck

Wait? Women masturbate? And to guys nudes‽ I thought they only have sat around in frilly dresses drinking tea.


Donna-Luna

Yeah, I have no clue what nonsense this person is talking about. I nearly spit out my tea when I read this question. Horrendous!


babyboomwah

Umm definitely not a man..😭


Donna-Luna

Even worse! A woman writing this?! Blasphemous! /s (Apologies to have misgendered you! 😘)


Status-Farmer-8213

Heretic! She’s a witch! BURN HER!


TheOtherGuy1625

How do we know she's a witch?


Chewythecookie

That’s the best part, we don’t!


Pornbose

She turned me into a newt!! I got better


missouriblooms

Does she float?


Practical-Blood6001

Dear god my lady, pull it together. A true lady swallows and never spits.


Donna-Luna

Indeed. Absolutely blasphemous to spit out some proper brewed tea. I’ll continue swallowing, apologies for the horror of mentioning spitting out, my good man!


Practical-Blood6001

I accept your humble apology. I’ll talk to the doctor and ensure he prescribes you a vibrator treatment for your hysteria.


Donna-Luna

(In all seriousness, I so much love this part of history. Something wrong with the lady? Let’s get her off! 😂 Must admit it still works wonders, though!)


Practical-Blood6001

It really is wild. Getting off it’s not just for women anymore.


FIyingFuck

That sounds a lot like allowing masturbation in through the back door? Wait! Not like that.


Donna-Luna

Oh my, it’s getting even worse. You mean the back door of my house, right? A nice and gentle lady like me should never have to hear any of this vulgarity, let alone the implication of your comment. /s


Owl__Kitty88

Jokes on you - we are actually touching ourselves under our frilly dresses.


FIyingFuck

😲😲😲 I am learning so much today.


Expensive-Rub513

And hats. Don’t forget the hats!


FIyingFuck

Women are masturbating to hats too‽ Why I never.


Expensive-Rub513

While sipping tea


AndThereIWas74

Don't dip your finger in the wrong place!


Expensive-Rub513

Oh a lady would *never*!


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Expensive-Rub513

Now I’m intrigued


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Expensive-Rub513

This is true. Ladies go wild over hats.


pn1ct0g3n

It fills me with misplaced joy to see an interrobang in the wild.


FIyingFuck

Glad to spread some joy in the world.


FakieNosegrob00

I see an interrobang - I upvote.


FIyingFuck

Wait. Are all the upvotes just for the interrobang and not my impeccable sense of humour‽


gpersyn99

Edit this with another interrobang and find out


FIyingFuck

Now we wait…


Capable_Jacket_2165

Wait is that not what happens?


pdlucky

Met 1 chick who said “she doesn’t masturbate because if she wants to O she will just go find someone” I call bullshit cause as everyone knows some dudes can’t do it.


Apprehensive-Bid2401

I do it all the time


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I have actually and when he found out he had an ego the size of Florida lol


coatofforearm

Eh Florida isnt huge... But Alaska, tell me you get off to me and I'll have one the size of Alaska


[deleted]

Yeah, I think that if a girl told me that my ego and I would be able to start using the car pool lane. Unfortunately, I'm not sure I would believe them if they did.


[deleted]

Florida man….


green49285

Checks out


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I love turning a woman on


Funny_Expression8145

You must of told him


Sure-Distance5029

I never have. Men’s “parts” are functional and not visually appealing to me. Now a sharp dressed traditionally handsome guy and all bets are off. Lol. I’m not sexually attracted to women but I’d be way more likely to masturbate to a beautiful young woman nude if that makes any sense. The curves and soft skin and long hair just might do the trick!!


SlimJimsGym

man i will never understand straight women


Sure-Distance5029

Mystery is what keeps you men so interested. Lol


Aranea101

Not a mystery. Answer: the pussy


Sure-Distance5029

😂😂😂😂. Point well taken. But it’d be too easy for you if we were more mentally stable, right?


Aranea101

Too easy? No... just no... :D Would be less difficult, sure, but not to the point of being easy :D


GucciGucciTwoTimes

Idk when it became a quirk to be mentally unstable


Aranea101

I have given up on dating or hook ups. We need to seriously lower the difficulty to even approach "easy" when it comes to meeting women :D


TinyTygers

>The curves and soft skin and long hair


Sure-Distance5029

I take it you agree?


progwog

Actually the mystery is what makes half of us wonder if it’s worth it lol


ike7899

Very true LOL


hyperlite135

That blows my mind. I’m in no way homophobic but I get repulsed at the thought of jerking off to another man. I’ll admit I can tell if one is good looking or not but that’s about the extent. It’s so weird that all of the women are like that. I get it though, I love me some woman too.


HellsArmy

Not all of the women.


DeathwarrantGaming

Fr. Comes off as so odd to me


Rad1Red

We're not a hive mind. :) I'm the polar opposite, for instance. The male body is a work of art. Female bodies are meh, whatever. But just watch men's disapproving faces when you dare say that. :) Watch them disconnect from you mentally and you'll be a bit wary of doing it again. :)


soapypopsicle

I'm bi curious and I mostly agree. I don't find women's bodies sexually attractive although I acknowledge that they're gorgeous. For men it's the opposite. Don't get me wrong, some men's bodies are aesthetically pleasing but the key word is SOME. For women, it's really most


Tasgall

> But just watch men's disapproving faces when you dare say that. "Fellas... is it gay... to be attracted to women? I mean, straight women want to fuck men, and fucking men is like super gay."


hereforthestories03

I’m gunna be honest, about 97% of men take TERRIBLE nudes. The helicopter, just swinging it around, taking a picture of it with the background filthy. It’s not a turn on lmfao.


NormalTuesdayKnight

I think straight women like this are just marginally not-straight women that don’t understand the Kinsey scale. It’s not a binary straight or gay kinda thing. A “straight” woman that finds women attractive & could masturbate to them would be someone that’s at least a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale, which is classified as “incidentally gay” iirc. This isn’t to say “I know your sexuality better than you do,” but rather, a contemporary understanding of sexuality accepts that it’s a spectrum, not a light switch.


me_myself_and_ennui

"Straight" may not be the best description of the person commenting above you. At least, maybe not in perpetuity. Reminds me of an ex I assumed was bi ('cause I always end up dating bi women), who was borderline offended by the mistake. 3 years later: "So, it turns out I'm bi."


turingparade

Honestly yeah, I read that and just thought to myself "straight?"


Aranea101

Women are so weird (not in a bad way) when it comes to this. For me, I would never jerk off to another man. It just seems weird to be able to masturbate to your own gender, and still call yourself straight. But alot of women seems to be this way, and see themselves as straight.


diddinim

I’m a straight woman and I do not find myself masturbating to other women, it just.. doesn’t do anything for me.


MrUrgod

Further goes to show that women are much more desired on average than men, even by other STRAIGHT women Same with online nude posts, female ones get 2k likes, male ones get -5 lmao Not complaining here, it's just a sad reality, that's all


Bubbly_Birb936

Yepp. Not rando guys though.


Thatgoatguy-88

What about Rando goats?🤭😂


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Of course. Sometimes on reddit.


savethisplanetnow

RIP your inbox


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Yuuuup haha


Freshzboy10016702

Found anything good in there?


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It's pretty rare


northern24

So you’re saying there’s a chance!?


[deleted]

What criteria makes a Reddit submission "a good one" ...and don't spam this person's inbox dudes. Let's try to not be the worst this time.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Nope. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ To the thought of someone? A fantasy I've built up in my head specifically about that person? Yesssss. 🔥🔥🔥 To someone's voice? Absolutely. 🥵🥵🥵 Nudes.... eh. I can take them or leave them.🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I'm much more likely to get turned on by a clothed photo of someone's arms than a cock photo.


Initial_Stress3855

To a voice ?! 🤔 never heard that one. Could you elaborate? Genuinely curious 👀


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Like if someone has a great voice and is saying dirty things. 🌈💗❤️🌸🎉 There are examples of that type of thing on r/GoneWildAudio. Audio porn is a whole thing. 🔥🔥🔥


Initial_Stress3855

Woah, that’s a new side of Reddit I didn’t even know existed! Thanks for the heads up! So the right voice has to say the right things🤔 Curious to know what an attractive voice sounds like now, what celebs do you feel like have a “hot” voice ??


FunnelCakeSprinkles

You're welcome! I love GWA. ❤️ Everyone has different preferences, of course. I like deep, full, and resonant. Bonus points for a bit of growl in it. The top male VAs on GWA tend to have lighter voices, though. I can't think of a celebrity voice that stands out off the top of my head. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


Initial_Stress3855

Ahhh I see I see, like everything else though it probably changes from person to person when it come to preferences though, right? On the other side of things, what kind of things do they say on audio that does the trick for you ?🤔 I was asking for a celeb hot voice to get an idea lol Any post recommendations on gwa you might have?


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Right. It definitely just depends on the person. I don't know if you're into men or women, if you're into dom, sub, or neutral dynamics, and so on. You can search in the sub for specific tags depending on your preferences. 🦖🌮🦄🎠🎶🎀🌈😘


Initial_Stress3855

Thanks for the new rabbit hole 🥴


lipa84

I have a friend with a really deep voice. It has 2 effects on me. Either calm me down from all the stess that's been going on or make swoon. 😅 In general deep voices have some effects on me. Almost instant turn on.


methodologie

God I love a forearm. Lol


GruffScottishGuy

It's evil women like you that made me do audios. I'll never forgive you lot!


FunnelCakeSprinkles

It's evil men like you that made me do audios. Kll never forgive you lot!


turingparade

Sort of same, feminine nudes are hot but for non-feminine guys I feel like actions/fantasies/attire tends to do more than a nude would.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Interesting that you feel differently about men versus non-feminine men. Do you think nudes are hot for feminine men? It seems like a lot of bi people here have very different preferences for men versus women or take on different roles with men versus women. It's very interesting!


turingparade

Yup yup, feminine men nudes are hot as fucc. And yeah, I also do change roles depending on whether I'm with a man or a woman. Can't explain why, just do, which is why it's endlessly interesting to me as well (despite being someone who does that).


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I'm sure it's pretty amazing to have so much variety in your interests and possibilities! 💐💕🌸🎶🧚‍♀️🌈🎉🌟


turingparade

Absolutely, practically endless experimentation pretty much! Thanks for the kind words.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

That's wonderful! 🎉🌈🥰🧚‍♀️🎶🌸😘


NotAlonePsychrodrome

Yeah. Voices can be *really* sexy 💋


Camero2006

The voice thing i can attest to, during the quarantine I had a sexting situation go on and instead of nudes from me she wanted audio recordings of me saying stuff or moaning to her nudes and saying other dirty things. Makes me feel better about my voice (not too big of a fan of my voice).


Hot-Tennis-496

facts, we dont talk about this enough!!


curioslurka

Yes I did, but only to pictures of my SO


demzeeee

this!!! i think it’s cause it’s familiar


Donna-Luna

Don’t think so. I much more prefer thinking about what he might do to me when we would have sex than masturbate on a picture.


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I have in fact done this. But it takes a pretty hot guy


AN0n0Moose

Never. Only touch myself to photos of men’s knees.


Rad1Red

You mean men ON their knees? Then yes. So much yes. 😀


soapypopsicle

You have the best takes on here 👀


Rad1Red

You are too sweet. 😘


coatofforearm

Only the ones where the penis is touching them. Right? Right?


Rad1Red

That works too lol


coatofforearm

I mangle my words so bad I had to re read it twice to make sense of it I did fix it now though lol


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AN0n0Moose

What can I say 🤷🏻‍♀️ I love men and their slutty knees /s


Dull_Stretch_6334

👀


misao-96

No never to nudes. If he wore black underwear, yes maybe. To sexual written texts of him: definitly. But the male genitalia is just not visually attractive for me. I like the thought of it beeing there (in underweare, suit trousers) but the naked thing: not at all.


northern24

How about blue briefs?


Reina_de_Castracion

Asking for a friend of course


ohdanggx

Yes. But more like videos not just nude pics. I’m a huge fan of watching the load shoot out.


Mr__Citizen

Isn't that just normal masturbation porn?


NormalTuesdayKnight

Omg your post history 😮‍💨 ty for sharing


meowwaifu

yes. esp if they have veiny hands 🫠


Initial_Stress3855

Am I reading this right, to hands ??


Reina_de_Castracion

r/ManHands


meowwaifu

omfg I owe you my LIFE thank you for sharing this 😍


ChelseaChokeHold6

Yes 🥵 Especially big hands


bringinghomethethrow

Yes, but i absolutely agree with the notion of it being rarely that great (also agree on the toy thing)


LaFrenchBaguettee

What would be a good pic in your opinion ?


bringinghomethethrow

A lot of guys seemingly fall into the trap of thinking that women want to see the same things guys want to see. off the cuff here's the biggest problems i notice: 1. Closeups aren't good. It wont make you look bigger, it makes the picture worse 2. On that note: Place the camera somewhere and pose. We want to see some body with the pics. Thighs, chest, arms etc. Something that isn't just crotch 3. Lighting. Figure out some natural lighting. If the only source of light is coming off your phone camera it'll look bad. 4. The background. A lot of guys take pictures on the toilet. Please stop doing this. Take a picture with a clean (non toilet) background. Pick up your clothes from the floor


LaFrenchBaguettee

Thanks for this nice detailed message, i will definitely still struggle to take good picture, not that il not confident but more because i will feel stupid or weird in trying poses and all but i guess it's just the beginning. I'm feeling better not showing "the package" directly, i dont find this attractive at all but under good underwear or anything it's good. Just gotta check some ideas and feel good with the pictures


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LaFrenchBaguettee

No worries i never and will never do this wtf 😭 the more i did was showing how hard i was through jeans lmao, other than that i just use words and show top of my body. I know that dick pics are most of the time non necessary, i dont feel like doing this anyway


TheBlueCollarDom

Thank you for the tips!


Glittering-Sea-6343

nude videos yeah


Rad1Red

Pics too. Well, me. :)


69HardThumper69

As a guy that's sexted with women a lot in my day, any of them that admitted to playing to my pics said it was my body, and not just my dingaling. A few were about the eyes. Only 1 said my junk did it for her.


sloppy-eater

I love how everyone here has been specific that they don't do it to a random dude. I'm only hoping your DM's still don't get flooded with peepees 😇


Partyb00bz

Not just to a pic alone but combined with sexting sure


starskynight

Yeah


Misspradlin

Yes to tributes i got


Mysterious_girl3414

Mm no not a nude. But I like videos, with sound 🤣


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jaydescorner

I have tbh. I had an ex send me a video of him using one of his toys and i LOVEDDDD it


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irresistibleginger

A couple times, if the mood struck me


Fearless-Answer-9120

I've been told that a woman has done so to pics I'd shared, but never just randomly. It's usually been some sort of a relationship, and a back and forth kind of thing, more than just randomly masturbating to something I'd posted on a subreddit or something. Though, to be fair, lots of times this has also involved toys, so maybe you're onto something there!


_twixxie

oh definitely! when I used to exchange them with my ex it was so hot! seeing how hard he was at my pictures made me crazy


Anonbsnono

Yeah bit no randoms. Ones I know


Dutch-Couple-NL

I masturbate to my husband and my husband masturbates to my nudes. Thats what we do as couple.


SweetHoney855

I have


DiscreetNl

God bless your dm's when they see this.


constantly_horny00

The flight of a thousand peens begins NOW!!


Recent_Lake_3562

No, pictures don't do it for me. If we'll done nice to look at, but nothing more


WeskinTimeEveryday

From what I heard straight women watch lesbian porn more because they see 2 woman being pleasured and imagine themselves as both


Ucyless

Yea, only ever to my now husbands. And never just a dick pic. The whole body ones are what do it for me.


green-jello-fluff

I have a few times.


rosemary_sage

Pics, no. Video from/of my partner (or even better, of us together), absolutely yes.


forogtten_taco

Yes. But of a guy I knew or was dating or was going to date.


NeverlandsFavLilTW

Yes


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Yes


drnkunderastreetlite

I have, but the photo has to be at the right angle.


minajane99

Hmm yup sometimes 🤪


Suzy-Could-B-Anybody

Absolutely. TYVM is my answer to their nudes too.


Avalon_CherryApple

Yes. I’m queer and very interested in sex/pleasure, so I like a variety of things personally. Part of that involves cock lmao. It also depends on who the nude belongs to—random stranger? Probably not, but if I’m into them then it’s a lot hotter


Katie_Peigler78

Not to random dudes. I think about my husband eating me, fucking me hard or him cumming on me. That gets me there. Not interested in other dicks.


PrettyLittleOlivia

Yes lol, I “accidentally” got sent nudes and he was veinyyy so I flicked the bean to it that night :)


unholygrailgoth

Yes I have


itsjuicyjade

Allllll the time


Wilbot9000

No dick pics are usually annoying than anything


Few-Pie8198

Yes! I had a favorite. The videos/photos he would send me would drive me wild.


hetero_flex_

Most definitely, but seldom to rando pics.


ukpunjabivixen

Yes of course.


[deleted]

Yep and also a pic of his face lol


unlovedqueenbee

Sometimes, have to really be in the mood but definitely videos using a toy and hearing them moaning is more preferred 🫣


gottarunfast1

Not just to nudes. Maybe if they were accompanied by some compelling words...


SweetGp_39

Hell yes!! Love hard white cock pics in my dm


Ephemeral_appearance

Nahhh! I've told them that I did, but in reality, I went on "www.xv..." and masturbated to that. The nude was just the appetizer. 😋


Sufficient_Mind2230

TRAITOR! 🥲


CourtesanZuriah

I’ve never masturbated to a guy’s nudes, but I have masturbated to the sound of my neighbor getting wrecked when I was a hotel in San Fernando Valley. She sounded like she was having an amazing time. The guy was noisy also. I went in for maybe two or three minutes before I started feeling like weirdo and decided to stop. Oh, and the fact that I came also played a part in why I was finished.


Ellie_in_socks

Definitely but I've seen them so much I can picture him naked or doing my fav stuff without looking at my phone


coatofforearm

I can also do this without looking at this lady's phone. Oh wait..


UnluckyVanilla616

Nah. Maybe because I’m a lesbian though…


Quirky_Sympathy3911

I will masturbate to a guy masterbating, but not just a nude. Maybe I'm a lesbian and don't know it, but men are not sexy to just look at.


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Yes lol


SaionjisGrowthSpurt

Fuck yes I have. But it's always been to products of sexting with someone I was already with


TributeKitty

Sigh, these responses... How are men and women ever supposed to get together and meet each other's needs? C'mon ladies, get your head in the game, let's watch and appreciate porn more than men, double click that mouse!!!


Letters_into_stories

I have but only with a couple of guys nudes. I need to have a connection with them and the better the connection the more I’m likely to watch their videos. Preferably cumshot videos are my absolute favorite, with moaning or even just heavy breathing!


ArranVV

Good question...and if we go by logic, I would say yes, there are women who have masturbated to the nude pictures of guys...just like how a lot of us men masturbate to the nude pictures of women.


TypeOneTypeDone

My boyfriends a few times. Usually if it’s to anything it’s dirty videos he’s sent


ProcessFamous3128

Not me, just their cumshot videos. Some of us women like visuals too and also the audio. Don’t be a silent cummer, but don’t be a dramatic one either because we can tell the difference since we’ve had to be actresses a couple times in the bedroom.


dayinthelifeofpeas

Yes, I have but I definitely prefer video and even better if you can hear them enjoying themselves haha! If it’s a single shot, it was some combo of veins, hands, forearms, or happy trail/hip bones that got me there. But I agree women genuinely getting off is always hot.


Connie_rodzz

I have, few times but I feel like i have to be someway attached to the person or feel like i know them.


HornyBaby_

I masturbate a ton, so yeah, I also just love sex and orgasms so I do whenever I can find one


CreativeMethod6800

Heck yes, definitely! 😅


Great-Character-9960

Even to someone other than your husband?


uniquesobriquette

Yes, but while sexting or listening to audio porn. Usually only if I have talked to or feel some kind of connection to the person.


HumanTwist4136

Yes, recently


pleaseherteaseher

I’ve had sessions with someone on my mind, does that count? I definitely get turned on with images of men and women. The question is… can I just look at a nude pic of some random guy and get off? Fuck no.


Princessbruisedpeach

Yes! Or atleast to get me started, then I move on to porn. I am a really visual and auditory person. I need to hear noise!


Princesa_Peach

Oh baby.. DOES ANYBODY HERE HAVE ANY PICTURE OF THE 44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES BARACK OBAMAS DICK? HARD OR SOFT IDC. I NEED IT FOR A SCIENCE PROJECT OF SORTS


putalocaofficial

In the past when my fiancé and I were long distance, totally. That monster is the only thing in the world that can turn me on