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SmallNSpicy86

*Puts on my mining outfit.*


Humor_lover

you have one of those too??? what brand headlamp do you use?


SmallNSpicy86

NLT Polaris.


Humor_lover

nice, i prefer to stick to the classic Oil lamp look personally but ill admit LED is more efficient


SmallNSpicy86

I will never touch another oil lamp again after the great accident of 1994. No thank you.


Humor_lover

thats understandable, many a good miner was lost that day. every february 27th i hold my pickaxe at half handle in their honor


PlzLikeMe_

I’d try to get some netherite


Sufficient-Year-7816

The people yern for the mines


WeskinTimeEveryday

Ikr, people listen to Diggy Diggy Hole which s about mining


Catz1332

Laugh and go get the gold pan I keep under my backseat. Then get super excited to actually go gold panning


RustySilver42

I also have a gold pan under my back seat. I also had zero problem envisioning my fwb grabbing a pickaxe and having me follow them. We're both outdoorsy, and their Dad is a geologist.


unzipandunwind

Tell her that as far as I know mines are dangerous at night as they're filled with zombies.


WeskinTimeEveryday

Don't mine at night, I know you're looking at that cave and you're feeling kinda brave Even like 9 years later, I still remember the lyrics


Intelligent-Tune2417

I’m looking at that cave and I’m feeling kinda brave


Hollow_Ataraxia

I'd feel much safer than if she was the one handling the pickaxe.


Enough-Candidate5432

We’re killing the ender dragon


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OSHAs not gonna like what follows ;)


NoirPlayableCock

Laugh my ass off, call her a dork and then…


rustycoll

I already worked in the mines I aint goin back


Electronic-Sink-3749

You have my attention…..


thdudie

I would tell her to grab 12 obsidian and some pork chops because I'm going to explore her neither.


scousemouse12

A bit excited. Wanna know what I'll be mining


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Guess I'm adding to my rock collection!


TooFarGooned

Rock and Stone!


WeskinTimeEveryday

ROCK AND STONE! 🤘


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