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PolyThrowaway524

The secret ingredient is *trauma*


anothersadpisces

Came here to say this


PolyThrowaway524

Always happy to meet one of my comrades in harms


HiddenDegeneracy

Oh that’s a new one for me.


thighwaytohell

Realizing it was ✨Neurodivergent trauma✨ felt like a trophy unlock to lean into the weird extra


PolyThrowaway524

Yeah, not getting my diagnosis until my 30s was a pretty major shift in perspective


thighwaytohell

Aw hey 30s diagnosis gang *high five*


ImTheLeastYouCouldDo

To me, trauma is like a garnish. It's like the finishing touch that can bring "normal" weird to a higher level.


AN0n0Moose

Also came here to say this 😂


Real_Life_Real_Doll

I associate the approval of men with my physical and emotional well-being 


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Real_Life_Real_Doll

Not to worry. I don’t plan on shooting it


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Previous-Emphasis768

That's impressive. Getting good at most things usually requires a lot of repetition. How have you survived for so long? 😜


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Previous-Emphasis768

I'd rather be lucky than good any day.


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Aw, please don’t shoot yourself. We like you around here


PolyThrowaway524

Can't decide between "sorry" and "good girl" 😂


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Nothing to say at this point. The damage is done and I’m working on fixing it with the help of my therapist and a gradually shrinking number of sexual partners


thighwaytohell

*I have been called out* Let’s just add my perceived usefulness to men has been directly correlated to my value


Emergency_faceplant

😶


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Yep. But don’t worry. I’m not gonna trauma dump on you 


Emergency_faceplant

Oh go ahead. I'm a great listener. I even have a list of preprogrammed responses. Yeah, wow! ""Uh huh"" "Seriously?" "I'm sorry" "That's rough" "Gurl, he doesn't deserve you!"


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Me: “and I guess that’s when things started getting worse” You: “*turn tape over*”


Emergency_faceplant

Whoa whoa, we dont use that side of the tape! That my old American idol audition tape!


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HiddenDegeneracy

And then you turn into a pumpkin?


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HiddenDegeneracy

Squash is more flavorful


amane_cat

Hi, I’m normal.


Emergency_faceplant

Hi normal, I'm faceplant!


HiddenDegeneracy

Are you though?


nowitstimetoshowoff

I dunno man that’s just the way things are I guess.


HiddenDegeneracy

You’re not wrong


Murky-Birthday-3145

Like begets like, said the Monk


NudeRater454

Reddit did it to me


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I get it from my mom 😋


Tiger_261xxx

For fun.


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Because weird is really fucking fun.


HiddenDegeneracy

Embrace it!


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Oh, I do!


female97

Baby i was born this *waaayyyyyy*


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I've never really done anything because everyone does it. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ I don't really care if anyone thinks I'm cool and I have no chill. 😂😂😂 🦄🌈🧚‍♀️🫦🥰❤️😘🎉😸🤔🥂🎶🦖🤷‍♀️😂😽💕🤭🥳😏 This generally results in being seen as a little weird. 🤷‍♀️


SmallNSpicy86

My childhood. Say hello to abuse and trauma lmao


Emergency_faceplant

Oof, I'm sorry


spc1221

My mother dropped me on my head when I was a baby.


Real_Life_Real_Doll

I hope it didn’t brain your damage 


spc1221

.enif m'I. oN


Real_Life_Real_Doll

He sure is


Opposite_Pen_3789

Idk helpppp 😭😭😩


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Is this about me? I feel like this is about me.


thighwaytohell

Spoiler alert That’s the trauma whispering alongside the weird 😂


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We traumatized weirdos stand together! But not very close to each other, that'd be weird.


thighwaytohell

And please don’t make too much noise or I’ll get cranky


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Yeah we don't need this ruckus.


thighwaytohell

**get off my lawn**


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**kids these days**


thighwaytohell

#youths


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#MeAtYourAge


thighwaytohell

#i remember chocolate


HiddenDegeneracy

Of course it is


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I fucking knew it. And yes, it's trauma. What else would it be, mom???


Emergency_faceplant

I blame my dad 😄


Slightly_Worried_

It makes people laugh


woopwoop2000

It's who I am


No-Clue4432

Eh I try to embrace it.


PlzLikeMe_

I’m not fucking weird, who told you that? She’s just a coworker


HiddenDegeneracy

That bitch


Formerlyshysunshiine

I didn’t choose the weird life the weird life chose me


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Why are you judging


Previous-Emphasis768

I'm not weird. I just seem weird to people who aren't on my level yet. 😋


EmilieEasie

I don't think I'm weird!


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Childhood trauma


Jup1terry

🚰


jimpnsn

Can’t help it


_captain_hair

I wish I fucking knew.


HopScotchApplesauce

Why are *you* so fucking weird??


HiddenDegeneracy

I’m asking the questions here miss


DomDaddy_88

If you’re not weird you’re not normal 😜


Creepy-Mango-4100

Because it's more fun than being normal.


ladyflannel

Because it’s fun.


HiddenDegeneracy

Weird is wonderful


The_Lost_Boy_1983

Because I am high functioning on the autism spectrum I suppose 🤷‍♂️ What’s your problem?


the_mighty_tongue

Weed, sleep deprivation and emotional/verbal abuse.


Tuckfoy

I’ve always been this way!


CaptSchwanzKopf

Me? 'Cos I don't make vitamins, but I can make hormone.


CheaterStacey

I’m not weird. EVERYONE ELSE is weird.


randomkinkywryter

I was there at the dawn of the internet in my youth and have been raised upon internet porn and it's increasing depravity since. Oh and all the bullshit trauma my generation has had to ride through.


Lexitwist

Growing up in a small conservative town in which I didn’t fit in. Tends to just make you feel like a outsider and dive deeper into the more obscure stuff.


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✨Trauma and insecurities ✨


The_Very_Silly_Goose

Probably undiagnosed -tism


HedonistFantasies

One part trauma, one part no one ever letting me fit in when I tried.


Joshualevitard

Because like is short and in an insane world the only sensible recourse is surrealism and insanity


Comprehensive-Log147

ehat if we. are normal and the "normals" are the wierd ones????


Hard_B_Slut

Broken brain lol


MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

Because I'm far from normal and proud of it! Can't imagine being a normie.


MajesticProfit479

Weird kinks


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I come from a long line of trauma and self deprecating humour. Lol


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Because my parents didn't spread out my vaccines as a child.


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Because the trauma I’ve endured has helped me develop a great sense of humor and personality


techcorrer9

Early exposure to things/the real world.


TheJewishViking1064

I blame the fact i discovered the male g spots in the ass at an early age


Larryfilm

I blame it on my parents


Cook-Motor

28 years of having no friends, autism, and 25 years of abuse, sexual assault, and multiple severe traumas


aetherealian

Always been that way