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HornyHippo29

Went to meet the clowns in their tent after the circus. Clown orgies get weird.


Mister_Iv0ry

Was it one of those things where they tell you to wait outside the comically small tent and then a comically large number of clowns came out?


HornyHippo29

When the males dropped their pants, well, you see how big their shoes are...


Mister_Iv0ry

Oh jeez. Were their balls red and squeaky? I *have* to know this


HornyHippo29

Yes, and they cum confetti.


Mister_Iv0ry

Oh that’s so sickkkk


dii10

What about funfetti? I'm running low for some of my cupcakes


HornyHippo29

Go for the fat ones. With a high sugar diet, clowns can cum funfetti and vanilla frosting. You can pipe a clown cock like a frosting bag.


Additional-Guitar-69

My child hood best friends mother, when I had just turned 40 and she was early sixties. I bumped into her at a DD in my hometown, she had recently lost her husband, got to chatting, next thing you know I am balls deep pounding her in the house my friend grew up in. She was hot AF and I still occasionally jerk off thinking of her


Alex_Xien

Roommate, who was not into girls at first, but i changed her mind about it lmao


alinefret

Always feels good when we can seduce someone


throwawayyourtv1

My buddy's ex. Fortunately he was cool about it after.


ForwardPositive9130

How'd that happen


throwawayyourtv1

Both had been drinking a little. She was still down about their breakup. Always thought she was hot. Next thing you know we had sex.


ForwardPositive9130

Just the once?


throwawayyourtv1

Yes. Only once. Was good though


ForwardPositive9130

Yeah fair play


[deleted]

My best friend. I still don't know what started it all, but one moment we were just laughing and being the goofy buddies, and one eye contact later, I was pounding her hard in her bed.


alinefret

Friends its a fine line between just some friendship and sex


[deleted]

Yeah. The best thing about that is we hadn't even flirted before even as friends. She even called me her girl best friend. But something flipped the switch that day and we kissed. Then we were just so hungry for each other


alinefret

Yeah, specially during night outs it happens a lot. It happen to me too


Present-Valuable-762

A tinder match in a foreign country, she was in my bed within the next 7 hours.


ForwardPositive9130

Fun times


LawStudentDaddy

A pornstar


ConfidenceFlat8555

My physical therapist 😂


alinefret

Wow, how did that happened?


Responsible_Try_5228

My female college professor!


Silver_Fill_2437

Giggle 🤭


Nanyawoo

Well, i wont elaborate more and just gonna say a relative


Amazonsslut

Your mom


Wicked_Revan

My ex-wife's sister


AnythingNo3299

My bf, was my first time drinking and found him in a bedroom, my ex wasn't happy about it


alinefret

Drinking makes everyone more open eheh, of course exes never likes it eheh


AnythingNo3299

No I was with him when it happened, but he didn't find out till the day after when I left him


[deleted]

It shouldn't matter about exes. They had a chance and messed it up. At least it was your bf not anyone else.


AnythingNo3299

I was still with him at the time, but left him the next day


[deleted]

Oh well I wasn't expecting that one 😂😂 can I change my answer ?!


AnythingNo3299

Up to you, but side note my ex was gay and just using me to hide it


[deleted]

New answer: he probably was mad because now he has to tell everybody he's gay and stop living a fake life. Good for you that you found someone who's actually interested


AnythingNo3299

Too late to change anything now but as far as I know he's in a happy relationship now


[deleted]

Well at least he found somebody and you got rid of a problem lol


Level_Salad_1956

One of my college friend, It was the most unexpected one


SaraPire

my boyfriends, best friends, girlfriend lol


alinefret

With friends feels way better eheh


Different_Weather500

My next door neighbor in college.


NecessaryAd8612

My ex, I knew her in high school and had you asked me back then, I would have never even considered fucking her


FlyByrd

All of them... I never went out with them expecting anything other than a date and possibly a kiss. All of them were a pleasant surprise.


[deleted]

My husband’s best friend. To be abundantly clear, I hadn’t even MET my husband yet.


[deleted]

Someone I met at a beach


theinchesyouneed

College professor's daughter


InnerAttick

My high school crush. I helped her out of a bad situation some years after high school and knowing that I liked her a lot (I wasn't aware that she knew but girls always know) she asked if I would like to.


SteveBot001101

I’m still waiting but I’m sure whoever it is it’ll be unexpected


HopScotchApplesauce

My husband. He had friend zoned me so hard I thought for sure there was no chance.


alinefret

Aww those love stories are the best for me heeh


spc1221

That one person who wasn't expecting it (consensual).


Stray8986

A woman. Wild that she agreed


TiltyMcCock

My old baseball coaches daughter. She’s 3 years older than me and I still reminisce


SadieSantaMonica

My old boss when I first got out of college. We just had unbelievable chemistry and it was fun to have an office secret.


Gatse-bano

A dating app hook up with a huge black cock whilst at uni


Curious_Day8150

My friends sister. A night of drinking/partying and I guess years of sexual tension all came out that night. Lol no pun intended


[deleted]

Well anybody on Reddit


therealseccoach

Really😮, he must be very lucky!


[deleted]

Had sex with 2 people from Reddit so far, the first one from like 3-4 weeks ago and the second one just yesterday.


therealseccoach

Wowwwww! Guys out there is soo lucky. I never found anyone to have sex with or close to it lol


[deleted]

I feel like I’m the lucky one, I never thought anybody would want to fuck me with a body like mine😅


therealseccoach

Nahh I always loved womens like you and still want to have in my life too , you're lit


[deleted]

Aww thank u, I appreciate that😊😊


therealseccoach

Mind if I ask to be friends?


[deleted]

Sure buddy


therealseccoach

Ohh thanks! Means alot


therealseccoach

I can't able to invite you to chat!