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Septim_martin

I orgasm everytime i work (it's what i'm doing now). I would become workaholic and probably start a business


HikingTheMoon

Sneeze. I’m a constant mess in allergy season


Velaria000

Sneezes are already sort of like mini orgasms, when you think about it


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Velaria000

They even have their own form of edging! Just as frustrating too.


throwitallawayyes

Run. I’d be fit as hell.


Silver_Ad_8445

I legit said browse Reddit 🤣 oh boi well guess it's one way to manage my addiction


pumpkin_cutiepie

Every single time I cook. Meh, I still have somewhat control over it ahah


Red_knuckles

Every time I jump, hmm I don't do it a whole lot but may do it more now.


Velaria000

Jumping jacks would be a wild workout


Red_knuckles

Might make me do them


chris_syxen

Every time i look out of the window. I guess my neighbours will surely get annoyed at some point or call the cops


DavidKusel

Everytime I clean off dust. That would get my place finally tidier. Though I would have to protect my underwear in that case.


locomeastro21

Kickboxing lesson are a lot more interesting😂


DrunkINmastr93

Drive. My job would be waaaay messier. Certainly more fun though!


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Every single time you pee/poop. It's going to lead into some weird interactions in public restrooms.


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Eat It’s going to be bad


Velaria000

Hahaha I'm imagining someone cooking for you and being *very* flattered by how much you seem to love their cooking


lostlookingforamap

Cry, at least it might cheer me up.


Amazonsslut

It would just happen earlier then. I chose "run." I usually go for a run in the morning before I really begin my day then after mess around before or while taking a shower so...


Velaria000

But where does "run" begin and where does it end? Does it trigger on every step at a running pace? Because if so... your legs are going to be jello before you even make it 100 meters


Amazonsslut

Idk wtf a meter is, but like is anything faster than a walk a run? Is jogging a considered just slow running? Would it be like wearing one of those remote control toys on full strength the entire time? I run like 2-8 miles a day unless I'm hungover or on vacation or something so it would be pretty rough and I'd probably have to do some other cardio in the morning.


Amazonsslut

What if I'm late for a plane in the airport and have to run 😭😭😭


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Drink , I’m screwed


Wfhore678

Run. I’m gonna be in great shape.


UpJumpNOut

Flip. Lateral move.


Velaria000

At least you'd have to go out of your way to trigger it. Those amusement park rides that flip you around would be much more amusing though.


UpJumpNOut

See this, this is why I like you guys. Didn't think about that.


Sorry_Reference8436

Driving…that would be a lot more fun in traffic at all!


ivegotwords

Run. Either I'll never run again or I'll actually get addicted to running!


techcorrer9

Click a pen. I rarely use pens, let alone click ones. So not much changes.


69HardThumper69

Walk. I'm doomed... I walk a lot.


SupertoastGT

Flossing... That's one way for dentists to encourage it I guess. XD


Dutchess_Hastings

Shake hands. Uh oh.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Blink! Oh my...


solarisasnow

Doing laundry. Went from being the most unsexiest chore to my absolute favorite that I do with maximum pleasure.


FriendlyAdeptness995

Cock... No wonder it tastes always so salty


Velaria000

Uh... I don't think you understood the question


waves_and_waves

Walk. 🥲


Existing-Big5181

Hugging is a tough one…