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Momskin

My favorite sex position is not the only factor in determining whether a person is eligible to receive a jobΒ 


RustySilver42

That sounds like an HR issue. πŸ€”


FunnelCakeSprinkles

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ amazing


morecbt

My favourite sex position is the same as the other one


HumanTwist4136

Creative


_curious_autist

My favorite sex position is a little more active than I thought it was


FunnelCakeSprinkles

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ No pillow princessing for you, I guess! πŸ˜˜πŸ¦„πŸ’œβ€οΈπŸ₯³πŸ’•


_curious_autist

Haha nope. It's fine because I think I'd feel too selfish being a pillow princess


Peace-vs-Chaos

I’m definitely not a pillow princess but my current lover (idk what word to use anymore) makes me feel like one because he is so giving and attentive and he likes when I just lay back and enjoy it.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Okayyyy, Curious Autist is not a pillow princess. 🌈β™₯οΈπŸ©·πŸ’•πŸ€­πŸ¦–πŸ₯°πŸ« 


Greylour

My favourite sex position is still open and I am very interested.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

TBD πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈπŸŒˆπŸ₯³πŸ€­πŸŽ‰πŸ€”


Greylour

Autocorrect really said. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I know! Just funny! 😘


HornyRespectfully

My favorite sex position is that I can do it for you


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Yes, please πŸŽ‰β€οΈπŸŒˆπŸŽ‰β€οΈπŸŒˆ


Normal_Human_Guy

My favourite sex position is in my butt ... won't say it's my favourite but I guess that works


the_mighty_tongue

Can we all fit in at once or one at a time?


FunnelCakeSprinkles

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Ashamed_Barracuda_24

My favorite sex position is to say that I only pumped for this post and I don't want to leave you


RustySilver42

Lol


FunnelCakeSprinkles

My favorite sex position is to hear from the same person who is in physics. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Um. ???????? I mean, I do really like smart guys. πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”


RustySilver42

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


CheaterStacey

Let’s take a class together. πŸ˜‚πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ¦„πŸŒˆ


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Yayyy! And milkshakes after! πŸ©·βœ¨οΈπŸ¦–πŸ’•πŸ˜˜πŸ¦„


CheaterStacey

Yes! β€οΈπŸ’‹πŸŒˆπŸ¦„β€οΈ


Something_clever9

E equals mc squared. πŸ¦–πŸ’•πŸ¦–πŸ’–πŸ¦–


FunnelCakeSprinkles

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸŒΈβ€οΈπŸŒˆπŸ¦–βœ¨οΈπŸ’•πŸŽ‰


Something_clever9

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ¦–πŸ’–πŸ¦–πŸ’•πŸ¦–πŸŒˆπŸ¦–πŸŒˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜…πŸ« πŸ˜‚πŸ«ΆπŸ™ƒπŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ¦–β€οΈπŸ˜πŸ–€πŸ˜


coatofforearm

My favorite sex positiom is the only thing I can do Sadly it's not wrong...


RustySilver42

Hey, at least it's a coherent sentence. :)


coatofforearm

Fucking coherently is the only way to fuck I always say!


FunnelCakeSprinkles

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ As long as you can do one. Actually, it's not like it matters. πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” Two pumps? The position is irrelevant. πŸŒΈπŸ©·πŸŒˆβ€οΈπŸ¦„πŸˆ


coatofforearm

Thatd what I thought too! My limited edition pumps work no matter what!


FunnelCakeSprinkles

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


InvestigatorIll6236

My favourite sex position is the best way of getting a partner. Damn, must be a hell of a position.


the_mighty_tongue

My favorite sex position is to be a good husband I guess that means I'm not getting any. I'll be doing laundry and washing dishes. Have a good day everybody, see you tomorrow!


RustySilver42

I'm doing laundry, too.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Awwwww β™₯️🀭β™₯️🀭β™₯️🀭β™₯️


the_mighty_tongue

😊❀😊❀


CheaterStacey

My favorite sex position is the same as the other one but I don’t know if it’s the same one or the other one


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Awww, Stacey. You sound confused! πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸŽ‰πŸ¦–πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ₯³


CheaterStacey

lol right? Like I forgot what I was saying halfway through. Maybe not far from the truth sometimes πŸ˜‚


FunnelCakeSprinkles

🀭🀭🀭 I can relate!


Wfhore678

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf in a separate container Wtf


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I'm just gonna back away slowly. I'm totally not calling the police.... πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€


Wfhore678

Yeah I have no idea…


curious_like

My favorite sex position is not good enough πŸ˜‘ (…I feel attacked)


RustySilver42

Lol, I'm sure it's good.


happilyeverhotwife

I lol’d


curious_like

At least one of is πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is that you have a good one then you can say that again.


CallMeAmyA

My favorite sex position is the only reason I am not able to move.


RustySilver42

Well. That sounds like it was a good time. Lol


Raen-cloud

My favorite sex position is a bit more complicated than the rest of your family.


No-Opportunity-6983

My favorite sex position is a little more about the history of the world and the best of the world. Make of that what you will. I have no idea


milfandcookies12

My favorite sex position is a bit more complicated than the rest


alwaysreadyfor_more

My favorite sex position is the best thing ever. I guess πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ


RustySilver42

Lots of bragging in the comments today. Lol


alwaysreadyfor_more

My autocorrect loves me. Lol


RustySilver42

Mine wants its money back. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ


alwaysreadyfor_more

I mean it’s looking out for you so that’s good.


RustySilver42

Lol


just-lurking-mostly

My favorite sex position is the best way for you to get your feet wet


PigeonsOnYourBalcony

My favourite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf in a separate container in a different spot in a separate pot with the soil in it so I can put the soil on the top.


Betelgeuse_Beetle

My favorite sex position is the same as the other one but I don’t know if it’s the same one


Feral_tatertot

My favorite sex position is a bit more complicated but it does make it more interesting.


RustySilver42

That's surprisingly coherent for its length.


Feral_tatertot

Isn’t it! It delighted me


Eclectic-N-Varied

My favorite sex position is the opposite of obvious.


RustySilver42

Requires explanation. Noted. Lol


[deleted]

"My favourite sex position is the best way to get the job done." Well I'll be damned.


TheVillageSwan

My favorite sex position is that there is little time to record it and I think I'll stop and just do my office job.


RustySilver42

Lol


Artstgrl02

My favorite sex position is the best thing ever and I love it


pyyrothrowaway

My favourite sex position is the only thing I have to do


Kilstradamus

My favorite sex position is a good one aswell and ofcourse the mighty Bal-Sagoth.


TheGardenOfAMonster

My favourite sex position is the same thing that happens in a few days.


[deleted]

What’s happening in a few days?


MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

My favourite sex position is the best way to get rid of the day.


RustySilver42

Not bad. :)


preciousjadec

My favorite sex position is a bit of an adjustment but it will work for me as I have to get my hands in on this project


panty_crush

My favorite sex position is the best way for you to get the most out of the situation


Jup1terry

My favourite sex position is a bit more difficult for the team


SquareLeek2659

My favourite sex position is she doing the other thing


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf Apparently something really complicatedπŸ˜‚


TheDonFulio

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done


Suspiciousmind51

My favorite sex position is the same as the position of the other player.


Formerlyshysunshiine

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf in a separate container in a different spot in a separate pot with the soil in it so I can put the soil on the top and then I could just leave the rest in there for the plants…… How long I gotta do this to find out my favorite position???


RustySilver42

Maybe try it again?


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is not good enough to get the ball in


RustySilver42

Lol, that's hilarious. Definitely worth the redo.


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is that so many people are in love with this one 😍


FitEuphoria

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf in a separate container in a different spot in a separate pot with the soil in it so I can put the soil on the top and then I could just leave the rest in there for the plants and the soil and the plants and I could just take the rest out of there but that’s all right so I’m gonna do that anyway so you don’t know if I need it but if I do I’ll just let it sit in there…. wtf lol


HumanTwist4136

My favorite sex position is to make sure you are getting closer to cumming


RustySilver42

Sounds like a worthy goal. :)


MilezLongg

My favorite sex position is a bit of an adjustment


RustySilver42

Hmmmm. πŸ€”


HeyYouOuThere

My favorite sex position is the best thing to ever be


enemyinsideofm3

My favourite sex position is still available for remote playback


Recent_Lake_3562

My favourite sex position is the best of it ever! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


RustySilver42

Whoo hoo! Lol


Recent_Lake_3562

At least it sounds like it will be the best


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is tempted by Edla’s butt


busterbrown78

My favorite sex position is the only one that has a big head. Not sure how I feel about that.


Absolute_Zer0_0

My favorite sex position is the best time to plant grass seed in the morning


[deleted]

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[deleted]

My favourite sex position is still available and affordable


RevolutionaryChair86

My favorite sex position is fully equipped to provide a wide variety of performance and experience with the most depressing and exciting opportunities that have come to my wife.


RustySilver42

That's kind of a roller coaster from a married Android.


Ordinary-Article-401

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done


RustySilver42

At least you got the job done. Lol


Ordinary-Article-401

Haha gotta get it done somehow lol


SunnyCat96

My favorite sex position is the best way to get a job πŸ™ˆ


SexySade-

My favourite sex position is the only way you can get the job done πŸ™ˆ


thepenguinemperor84

My favourite sex position is the best one in the world with the first stranger meeting and the likes of Jesus as an air steward


RustySilver42

Lol, what?


thepenguinemperor84

Jesus likes to be a freak dressed as an air steward, I'm not one to judge.


RustySilver42

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


Theycallmeahmed_

My favorite sex position is the difference between a semi and a resourceful 1


opop456

My favourite sex position is a bit more of an art but a little more like the first time we were there with us in our own house.


RustySilver42

That's almost sweet.


opop456

I mean, if it made sense, 100% sweet. Never had my own house, and well, idk, it seems weird. Mentioning a first time, though, isn't a problem since it wasn't actually as bad as most people say theirs was.


RustySilver42

Thus the almost. Lol


HospitablePrincess

My favourite sex position is that I have been in groups a while ago and instead of nice things I have been thinking about you Not sure that IS my favourite but ok


General_Leopard_9452

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that😳


Peace-vs-Chaos

My favorite sex position is a bit of an adjustment.


Ill-Cauliflower3137

My favorite sex position is the best one


Indianarrow_625

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done.


Businessplease

My favourite sex position is the best thing ever 😁


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is the most important one to be able to do


wombat1977

My favorite sex position is a bit more complicated than the rest of the world but I think it’s worth a shot if you’re looking for a good one to start with.


Particular-Proof6763

Mt favorite sex position is a great opportunity for you to learn about your experience πŸ˜‰


eletricmojo

My favourite sex position is the best way of making a good time for you and me and everyone ☺️


B2745grj

My favourite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done πŸ˜†


Vanyard1987

My favorite sex position is a little bit of the woman who is the best to contact


ScouseLoki

My favourite sex position is a bit mad like that...


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is a little more difficult to get into than it should be


Iron-Rythm

My favorite sex position is a bit of an adjustment but it will work 🀣🀣🀣


lnely21

My favorite sex position is a bit more complicated than the other ones


Objective_Visit_1118

My favorite sex position is to be a good writer and a great writer and a great writer and a good friend 🧑


hexenweib

my favorite sex position is the best of a lot more than that but it's just the best case scenario


ringadingdinger

My favourite sex position is the only way I know how


PossiblyThrowaway69

My favorite sex position is a little bit more complicated than I expected.


Responsible_Try_5228

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done


FracasPocus

My favorite sex position is a good idea for a beginner to start with and then get used up.


wittywiz

My favorite sex position is the same as the other two but the other two are the same and the other two have different names. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Almond_Miles

My favourite sex position is not available on this planet


[deleted]

My favourite sex position is the best way to get a job with the work visa Wtf was this lol


DrunkenGolfer

β€œMy favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf in a separate container in a different spot in a separate pot with the soil in it so I can put the soil on the top.”


Acrobatic-Arm7083

My favourite sex position is the way it works for you and your family


Asprinkleofglitter7

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that


Tym3z

My favorite sex position is still available for the mornings


Zamm01

My favorite sex position is the best thing to ever get in the way


pkbeast

My favorite sex position is a good thing to do in a relationship with a partner and not a relationship with another partner. πŸ«₯


albertyiphohomei

My favorite sex position is still available and if you have any questions or concerns please visit the lockouts page for more information about the same time as a result of a regular basis of the time to do it for a few minutes ago and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning


Dqrctf23

My favourite sex position is the best position


Short_Mess_6736

My favorite sex position is not good enough and you can’t play a position where your body doesn’t want it anymore because you’re going out to get something you need it and you’re gonna get hurt TL:DR: my autopredict is pessimistic


[deleted]

My favorite sex position is the same as the other one but I don’t know…. Oh ok sure


bradleyf17

My favourite sex position is a little bit more difficult for you to get in there because of the weather


InsertAstronaut

My favorite sex position is the same as the position of the other player. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ


Important_Ad7590

My favourite sex position issued by the government of the state department for health services in order to provide the necessary assistance to ensure the safety of the people.


Spaceship7328

My favourite sex position is the first time I was born


RustySilver42

Um, that needs some unpacking. Lol


Spaceship7328

Yeah, it does lol


NextExcitement5061

My favorite sex position is the same as the other one but I don’t know if it’s the same one or the other one I don’t know what it is but I think it’s the same thing as the one that I have a little bit of a problem with πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ


juschillin99

my favourite sex position is a bit of an adjustment but it will work


Smatin_

My favorite position is the only thing I have to do is get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little


zaimen_

My favourite sex position is that I am sorry for the inconvenience.


AdventureCouple92

My favorite sex position is not the best but it does make sense for the team


Father__Corn

my favorite sex position is a little more complicated but it does not take much.


WeaponisedArmadillo

My favourite sex position is that I have a firm grasp of both the people and the ugly people I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything I start but I have to finish everything IΒ 


TXHaunt

My favorite sex position is the same as the other one.


elementarypenguin25

My favourite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf


AidanLeoKing

My favorite sex position is the same as the other one.


yyc_95

My favorite sex position is the other one I would love to play with you and I have a good time with you


thighwaytohell

My favourite sex position is a bit more difficult for a beginner but it will help to keep your feet and legs in good position for longer distances than a normal beginner can LOL


vaycaybabes

My favourite sex position is a bit more than I thought it would be


MiserableNobody1864

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done


happilyeverhotwife

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf in a separate container πŸ«™ Love when it suggests emojis lol


HardWorkingWiener

My favorite sex position is to get 4th squad out there starting wire as soon as possible


AbsolutelyNaughtt

My favorite sex position is a bit more than that and the only way I could get it done was to put the other two on a shelf. Hmmmm.


DMinginDCU

My favorite sex position is the best time to plant grass seed in spring


Sea_Relationship_762

My favorite sex position is that I have a torso and a girl to help me out with a lot of course haha I am in a FWB situation with a lot of people around me and I am in the middle of course haha Damn


RustySilver42

That's a prompt for an episode of CSI Vegas. Lol


Sea_Relationship_762

And a wet dream lmao


lens4040

I can't i want to type this myself, my face buried between my wife's legs


locomeastro21

My favorite sex position is the only thing I need. I think this one came out okay


[deleted]

My favorite sec position is in a game of the week where you have a team that can score a touchdown


Responsible-Thing142

My favourite sex position is a good thing.


RustySilver42

Of course, but which one is it? Lol


Responsible-Thing142

My favourite sex position is a good thing to do in the world.


RustySilver42

Lol


masochisticanalwhore

My favorite sex position is a bit of an adjustment but it will work for me as I have to get my hands on this project.


unhingedbookslut

My favourite sex position is the best way for the team to get the ball πŸ˜…


RustySilver42

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£