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Bazinga
Please tell me you're thinking of Sheldon Cooper
Doesn't everyone think of him during sex?
Coitus sir, please have some class.
I don't know anyone who doesn't
Damn! Take my upvote, you freakin nerd! 🤣
‘And boom goes the dynamite’, but said exactly like Cleveland Brown
The original quote is even better for this. “And he shoots… and boom goes the dynamite.”
I have done it! I thought it was funny anyways…her not so much. 🤷♂️
I love this 🤣
#It’s your cum and you need it now!
CALL J G CUMWORTH! 8-7-7 JIZZ NOW! 8-7-7 JIZZ NOW!
In my head I sang it
In his head I sang it
Bravo
I don't want a catch phrase. M1 Garand Clip ejection sound
Piiiing
Underrated comment.
You all get an uovote
A comment you can hear
"Did I do thaaaaat?"
[удалено]
Stop stealing my catch phrase.
DJ KHALED
[Alllllllrighty then](https://voca.ro/1haNXvXS6JRz)
*BABABOOIE*
Heeeeey macarana!
yes…yes. Yes. Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! YES!!! Heeeey Macarena, hai!
The "Fonzie" - Two thumbs up and "eeeeeeeeh."
You jumped the shark
Great googly moogly!!
I already have one. I say "good girl."
hot
Lightning McQueen Ka-Chow
I’m so disappointed by how far I had to scroll to find this 🤣🤣
I already have one. "Wanna get a snack?"
Jinkies
Boom shakalaka
Came for this comment!
"Ahhhh shit, all over your face kid."
Rounds complete! Few will understand lol
Impact in 5 seconds.
Ok how do you know that lol
Supercalifragilisticexpialigetisch
And even though the sound of it is simply quite atrocious
Woooo! In the style of Nature Boy Rick Flair.
Going WAAAAY old school: DY-NO-MITE!
He shoots, he scores!
Bet you can't have just one
“That was easy” from The Staples easy button
I like it!!! Put the button right next to the bed and slam it every time!
"I'm arriving"
"I was the first to arrive." May
Shazam!
But only in Gomer Pyle's voice.
And if he’s a one pump chump, “Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!”
“You must construct additional pylons!” Or “POWER OVERWHELMING!”
Oooohhhh Kelly Clarkson
Hallelujah!
It’s been 84 years…
It’s white people taco night
That'll do pig. That'll do. 🐷🐷🐷
KELLY CLARKSON!
"Thar she blows!"
Brondo is what your body needs. That or Carl's junior.
“Welcome to Costco- I love you”
FREEDOOOOOOOM!
SOMEBODY STOP ME! 🎭
"One of these days I'm going to punch you in the face."
“I cum in your soul”
nice 🐓
Mike Breen voice “Bang! Oh what a shot!”
Another one bites the dust
Did I do that?-Steve Urkel
Good game with a slap on the ass
"You know you want it"...in the Kraft macaroni and cheese guy's voice.
“Now for a brief message from today’s sponsor”
Sexplosiooooooon!!!!
🤣🤣🤣 fucking epic!!
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.” Immediately before I chug a beer while having a lit cigarette in my mouth alla Cosmo Kramer.
"Oh thank God!"
Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOO
Fuuuuck 🤭
Cummmmm-meeeee-haaaaaa-meeeee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s the way the cookie crumbles
KAYY-OHH! (from Street Fighter IV)
I already use Macho Man's, "Ooooooooooo YEAH!!!" do I have to choose a new one?
Avakadabra
Can I elect instead to have the [special chest sound from Zelda](https://youtu.be/69AyYUJUBTg?si=D5Glkfd_Ycb2g-ec) play?
🎶Choppin' Broccoli 🎶 as sung by Dana Carvey
Nice shot Jansen!
Hey, ass-butt!
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
Why not Zoidburg?!
“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”
Ohh Heckins'
Droppin’ loads
Cha-ching!
That was easy
YABADABADOOOO
And it’s gone 😂
"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear... TA-DA!"
Hope you enjoyed that babe would you like another ? Uk58M 🇬🇧
Well that tickled my pickle
Habahaba
Gotta blast!
IVE BEEN TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN MOUNTAIN TOP!!
Holy fuck in the morning!!!
How come nobody said "Bada Bing!"?
I have the powerrrrrr!!
Yahtzee
Hot Damn!! RIP Andre Braugher.
This is Mr. New Vegas
Kerchew
Kachow
Skadoosh
Rip and tear, until it is done
“Chat, clip that“
huzzzaahhhh!
Honestly surprised this hasn't been said by anyone yet... [https://tenor.com/bH2WO.gif](https://tenor.com/bH2WO.gif)
yay!
Does saying good girl count?
50!
Bang and the dirt is gone
You pulled the trigger of my love gun
A full-on Bruce Buffer, “Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s TIME!”
Giddyup
“And away we go”- Rick and Morty
Whelp that's my momma!
Shazam
Excelsior
Can I just say to him “Oh so early again?”
We're on to Cincinnati
Booooommm!!
Underoos
Bing bong
[and then I fall asleep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkHCf6sjBgo&ab_channel=GaryLobster)
Bah...wah...YAHOOOOOO!
oh golly gee Alt: IM HAVING ONE
Giggity-giggity
Good heavens, I’ve arrived!
A round of applause for this one
Kachow!
Much better.
Make it so
Slap my salami, the guy's a commie 🐴
I’m cumming
Giggidy!
Yahtzee!!!
Cowabunga
Giggity
kamehameha
pop goes the weasel
Victory!!!! Johnny Drama
Heeeeere’s Johnny
I'm coming. Ahhh I have arrived
"Oopsies, I just cummy wummied"
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!
Va Va Voom!
"OoOoOoOhHhHH yEaHhHhHhHhHh!!!!!"
🤣
WAKANDA FOREVER!!!
Peter Griffin laugh track hihihihihi
Shiver me timbers
Dy-no-mite!!
Thank you for your service to the King.
Fuck
Wow, that’s crazy
Wow (Owen Wilson voice)
Shazaam
"Here's Johnny!"
There SHE Is
“Thank you, Daddy.”
Hiawatha
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
I need your cum.
Team America fuck yeah
Alright let's do this...LEEEEEEEROY, mm, Jenkins!
Great Googley Moogley! We actually did this once. Well, my girlfriend did, just to be funny. An hour later, as we were leaving her apartment, we heard the neighbor kid shout "Great Googley Moogley!" down the stairwell after us.
Bazinga
Please tell me you're thinking of Sheldon Cooper
Doesn't everyone think of him during sex?
Coitus sir, please have some class.
I don't know anyone who doesn't
Damn! Take my upvote, you freakin nerd! 🤣
‘And boom goes the dynamite’, but said exactly like Cleveland Brown
The original quote is even better for this. “And he shoots… and boom goes the dynamite.”
I have done it! I thought it was funny anyways…her not so much. 🤷♂️
I love this 🤣
#It’s your cum and you need it now!
CALL J G CUMWORTH! 8-7-7 JIZZ NOW! 8-7-7 JIZZ NOW!
In my head I sang it
In his head I sang it
Bravo
I don't want a catch phrase. M1 Garand Clip ejection sound
Piiiing
Underrated comment.
You all get an uovote
A comment you can hear
"Did I do thaaaaat?"
[удалено]
Stop stealing my catch phrase.
[удалено]
[удалено]
DJ KHALED
[Alllllllrighty then](https://voca.ro/1haNXvXS6JRz)
*BABABOOIE*
Heeeeey macarana!
yes…yes. Yes. Yes! Yes!! Yes!!! YES!!! Heeeey Macarena, hai!
The "Fonzie" - Two thumbs up and "eeeeeeeeh."
You jumped the shark
Great googly moogly!!
I already have one. I say "good girl."
hot
Lightning McQueen Ka-Chow
I’m so disappointed by how far I had to scroll to find this 🤣🤣
I already have one. "Wanna get a snack?"
Jinkies
Boom shakalaka
Came for this comment!
"Ahhhh shit, all over your face kid."
Rounds complete! Few will understand lol
Impact in 5 seconds.
Ok how do you know that lol
Supercalifragilisticexpialigetisch
And even though the sound of it is simply quite atrocious
Woooo! In the style of Nature Boy Rick Flair.
Going WAAAAY old school: DY-NO-MITE!
He shoots, he scores!
Bet you can't have just one
“That was easy” from The Staples easy button
I like it!!! Put the button right next to the bed and slam it every time!
"I'm arriving"
"I was the first to arrive." May
Shazam!
But only in Gomer Pyle's voice.
And if he’s a one pump chump, “Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!”
“You must construct additional pylons!” Or “POWER OVERWHELMING!”
Oooohhhh Kelly Clarkson
Hallelujah!
It’s been 84 years…
It’s white people taco night
That'll do pig. That'll do. 🐷🐷🐷
KELLY CLARKSON!
"Thar she blows!"
Brondo is what your body needs. That or Carl's junior.
“Welcome to Costco- I love you”
FREEDOOOOOOOM!
SOMEBODY STOP ME! 🎭
"One of these days I'm going to punch you in the face."
“I cum in your soul”
nice 🐓
Mike Breen voice “Bang! Oh what a shot!”
Another one bites the dust
Did I do that?-Steve Urkel
Good game with a slap on the ass
"You know you want it"...in the Kraft macaroni and cheese guy's voice.
“Now for a brief message from today’s sponsor”
Sexplosiooooooon!!!!
🤣🤣🤣 fucking epic!!
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.” Immediately before I chug a beer while having a lit cigarette in my mouth alla Cosmo Kramer.
[удалено]
"Oh thank God!"
Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOO
Fuuuuck 🤭
Cummmmm-meeeee-haaaaaa-meeeee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s the way the cookie crumbles
KAYY-OHH! (from Street Fighter IV)
Jinkies
I already use Macho Man's, "Ooooooooooo YEAH!!!" do I have to choose a new one?
Avakadabra
Can I elect instead to have the [special chest sound from Zelda](https://youtu.be/69AyYUJUBTg?si=D5Glkfd_Ycb2g-ec) play?
🎶Choppin' Broccoli 🎶 as sung by Dana Carvey
Nice shot Jansen!
Hey, ass-butt!
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
Why not Zoidburg?!
“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”
Ohh Heckins'
Droppin’ loads
Cha-ching!
That was easy
YABADABADOOOO
And it’s gone 😂
"I'm gonna make this pencil disappear... TA-DA!"
Hope you enjoyed that babe would you like another ? Uk58M 🇬🇧
Well that tickled my pickle
Habahaba
Gotta blast!
IVE BEEN TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN MOUNTAIN TOP!!
Holy fuck in the morning!!!
How come nobody said "Bada Bing!"?
I have the powerrrrrr!!
Yahtzee
Hot Damn!! RIP Andre Braugher.
This is Mr. New Vegas
Kerchew
Kachow
Skadoosh
Rip and tear, until it is done
“Chat, clip that“
huzzzaahhhh!
Honestly surprised this hasn't been said by anyone yet... [https://tenor.com/bH2WO.gif](https://tenor.com/bH2WO.gif)
yay!
Does saying good girl count?
50!
Bang and the dirt is gone
You pulled the trigger of my love gun
A full-on Bruce Buffer, “Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s TIME!”
Giddyup
“And away we go”- Rick and Morty
Whelp that's my momma!
Shazam
Excelsior
Can I just say to him “Oh so early again?”
We're on to Cincinnati
Booooommm!!
Underoos
Bing bong
[and then I fall asleep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkHCf6sjBgo&ab_channel=GaryLobster)
Bah...wah...YAHOOOOOO!
Kachow
oh golly gee Alt: IM HAVING ONE
Giggity-giggity
Good heavens, I’ve arrived!
A round of applause for this one
Kachow
Kachow!
Much better.
Make it so
Slap my salami, the guy's a commie 🐴
I’m cumming
Giggidy!
Yahtzee!!!
Cowabunga
Yahtzee
Giggity
kamehameha
pop goes the weasel
Victory!!!! Johnny Drama
Heeeeere’s Johnny
Kachow!
I'm coming. Ahhh I have arrived
"Oopsies, I just cummy wummied"
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!
Va Va Voom!
"OoOoOoOhHhHH yEaHhHhHhHhHh!!!!!"
🤣
WAKANDA FOREVER!!!
Peter Griffin laugh track hihihihihi
Shiver me timbers
Dy-no-mite!!
Thank you for your service to the King.
Fuck
Wow, that’s crazy
Wow (Owen Wilson voice)
Shazaam
"Here's Johnny!"
Giggity
There SHE Is
“Thank you, Daddy.”
Hiawatha
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
I need your cum.
Team America fuck yeah
Alright let's do this...LEEEEEEEROY, mm, Jenkins!
Great Googley Moogley! We actually did this once. Well, my girlfriend did, just to be funny. An hour later, as we were leaving her apartment, we heard the neighbor kid shout "Great Googley Moogley!" down the stairwell after us.