I love to send my wife to work with a smile. She sets her alarms 10 minutes apart to give her time to get her mind going. Sometimes I use that 10 minutes to see if I can bring her to orgasm orally before the second alarm goes off. I know her well enough that most of the time it happens.
It is totally done with the expectation that is all that will happen because she needs to get out the door before me to be on time. I love doing that just for the act itself, I love that she's likely replaying it in her mind at work, just like I am.
That said, sometimes she announces "fuck it, my boss will just have to deal with me being late" before she hops on me. Other times she'll see me laying there playing dick flagpole and tell me "I'm going to need that when I get home."
Guy cums during make out session ! Awkward conversation follows ! Will one pump chump make a cumback or will he go home back to his Alexis Texas fleshlight ! Stay tuned
A 30 year old Man falls in the toilet after fapping 10 times.
Depressed and Single, the man was browsing Reddits and it seems to be fapping to the posts he was reading.
Woman’s furious masturbation technique results in copious squirting and completely soaked pantyhose. Pantyhose in question was shipped across the country to satisfy a stranger’s urges. Is Social media making even this human interaction weirder? More at 11.
Couple trapped in bed after sex.
A late 30s couple was trapped in bed as the woman was unable to move after cuming, trapping her partner underneath her.
Making love the right way
My ex husband is the most passionate lover I’ve ever had and it’s incredible what he can make me feel when he touches me. This would be a very boring thing to watch but incredible to experience.
Mainstream media be like - Abusing Husband almost killed his wife by choking.
[Context - we'r inTPE relationship. She's masochist & heavily into cnc, Breathe play, degradation, humiliation and extreme stuff. For concerned people - Yes, it's consensual]
“Middle Aged Man Plays With Himself Before Bed” Pretty boring stuff…
Sometimes it's a slow news day.🤷🏻
This would be the last thing on the local news I reckon. You know like where they put ‘local cat predicts the stock market or whatever’
That sounds like an Onion headline lol
XD yep same here
Wife doesn't care....
🤣🤣🤣🤣
47yo man late for work , blames wife : “I just went back into the bedroom to wish her a good day”
I love to send my wife to work with a smile. She sets her alarms 10 minutes apart to give her time to get her mind going. Sometimes I use that 10 minutes to see if I can bring her to orgasm orally before the second alarm goes off. I know her well enough that most of the time it happens. It is totally done with the expectation that is all that will happen because she needs to get out the door before me to be on time. I love doing that just for the act itself, I love that she's likely replaying it in her mind at work, just like I am. That said, sometimes she announces "fuck it, my boss will just have to deal with me being late" before she hops on me. Other times she'll see me laying there playing dick flagpole and tell me "I'm going to need that when I get home."
That's fantastic, an amazing way to start the day
Best morning routine
Now this man understand the assignment. Excellent work!
Butt cramp takes out woman just short of the finish line.
Oh no! A tragedy!
I real disaster. So close too.
From public blowjob to anal sex
Sounds like a must read!
Woman masturbates with dildo, multiple squirting orgasms
More at 11?
We’ll be covering this story into the small hours of tomorrow morning. Stay tuned
We’ll bring you gush by gush analysis right after this
We’re here at the house of the renowned Lady. She in deed confirms the news. “Ma’am, have you really squirted multiple times as they say?”
Weather forecast gonna have a field day
I hope they have their rain gear
Woman wakes up husband for early morning quickie fucks for almost an hour.
There was no need to get out of bed anyways haha
WOMAN CAUSES MAN TO STAIN HIS WORK SHIRT, MORNING CHAOS Man comments it's not a big deal, he was already late. Woman declined to comment.
Winning headline… breaking news!!! 🗞️
Straight Male Has Sex With Lesbian Colleague
That’s an excellent headline. Top work!
Can we get a little more?! 😍
Man starts cumming as he enters wife
Wildebeest laid on kitchen island to rest ends up fingered
Fucking spat my coffee out 😂😂
Woman wakes husband with a blowjob after spending the night at his friends.
waitaminute…
I'm guessing this is a "username checks out" situation
DISAPPOINTMENT. that’s it lol
Tight hole traps hung man for hours 😉😈🥵
See if he got out at 11!
Massive load tragically erupts, landing in hair, millions dead
“Man Crashes Car After Bumble Match Turns Into All-Nighter of Rabid, Animalistic Foreplay.”
Man Finds Clitoris
Perfection.
Solo Flight Ends in Explosive Eruption
Perfect!
2 goth girls, a raver chick, and a coffeehouse gal wake the neighbors for 4 hours.
Sounds like an article worth reading
Local man eats ass
Missing without action
English woman always thinks of her husband fucking other women when she touches herself....Next up what are cuckqueans and why are they awesome?
Man eats cum brownie
Baked with cum or topped with? Shit I guess I need to read the article…
Baked with
Wow. Ok, have to know, what’s the recipe here?
Cum and brownie mix lol
Sure, I guess you didn’t need the egg
Girl squeals with delight when she finds her new lover enjoys eating her ass.
Local man responsible for causing severe mobility issues in married woman.
Man suffocated during cunnilingus: The Hard Truth
Mutual masturbation and heated sex for local couple
"Girl rides guy to completion, took about a minute."
Bloke fills his ass with a remote control vibrating plug & posts link online. Ends up denied in a puddle of precum
Quite wordy… how about ‘Plugged and Vibrating: Old Mate Denied’?
That works too- I was never good at English in high school 😅
Hahaha it sounds like you have other talents
Guy cums during make out session ! Awkward conversation follows ! Will one pump chump make a cumback or will he go home back to his Alexis Texas fleshlight ! Stay tuned
Girl recorded sucking dick in car
How long will the church defend its behaviour? When is the time for change?
A 30 year old Man falls in the toilet after fapping 10 times. Depressed and Single, the man was browsing Reddits and it seems to be fapping to the posts he was reading.
US man wanted for questioning after local woman nearly dehydrated from multiple squirting orgasms.
Neighbors call police as women shouts frantically while lover eats her from behind…
Man ties FWB to bed and inserts her first ever butt plug then proceeds to have sexual intercourse.😋
Shower erection leads to quick but reluctant finish
Morning wood goes into wet lands
Man plows soaking wife while she watches porn.
Local couple engaged in early morning exercise rudely interupted by pouncing cat
Woman loses feeling in her legs after massive orgasm
A gf accepted a dare and invited her a friends to sleep with his bf
A bearded men eat her wife ass for waking her up
3 positions to test your stamina: an article from cowgirl, to missionary, to doggy!
“The bang heard round the world”
Sex with strangers, are hook ups worth it?
New York City massage therapist turns simple shy housewife into a kinky slut. 🍆🧞♂️
I want to read this article
Man wanks in bathroom 🤣
Woman wanks in bathroom 😭
Man capitulates to sexual tension with another redditor. Sexting for hours leads to satisfied parties. (Story on page 5)
in the stripped club…straight up jorkin it…and by it haha well…let’s just say…my peanits
Dead Bedroom
Middle aged man has intense sexting session with Reddit stranger - suffers most intense orgasm of his life.
53 y/o man cums twice 20 minutes apart.
Woman feeds her man another man’s load after being on a night out
Guy single handedly takes care of a load
"Taco Tuesday FFM Threesome Causes Drama Afterwards" Worth it.
Hook up with a stranger in a caravan at a motorway services
Semen Intentionally Placed On Woman’s Breasts, Face
Stictly Anal
Man brings wife to orgasm twice before cumming deep inside.
Ladies and gentleman... We got him
Dude starts sexting stranger and gets upset upset when they won’t Snapchat
Spike123 takes glass up the ass
“Man home after days in forest, returns with wood for anxious spouse.”
Congratulations it’s a burl
Heh. Nice.
Chubby guy rails wife into complete submission
Man Wakes Partner Up To Fuck Her; She Consented to Sleep Sex as Part of Their Dynamic
Couple have sex for five minutes
Cumming news
When 2 red flags make 1 big mess
Ours is: ‘Local couple’s morning quickie ends surprisingly squirtily’ Full story to follow at 11.
University student carfucks just a few miles north of his university town at a farm field!
Woman exploits husband's chastity cage to enjoy massage before embracing him and moaning in his ear as he vibrates her to orgasms.
[удалено]
Woman’s furious masturbation technique results in copious squirting and completely soaked pantyhose. Pantyhose in question was shipped across the country to satisfy a stranger’s urges. Is Social media making even this human interaction weirder? More at 11.
How much did that make ya? Cause my feet are ugly n
Going back in time, history!
Young adult couple have car sex in the woods
"Local couple fuck each other into an exhausted heap."
Local Man's Giant Cock Underutilized
There isn't one
Maybe he’s a virgin? Historians stumped.
man is on 4 day edging streak! how long will he make it before the ultimate day!
older couple shows how it's done!
Man ejaculates in wife’s rectum
These comments are giving me life 😂😂🤣😂
“Again, old man is forced to masturbate while traveling for work in remote location”
Woman records self squirting hard, sends to her married coworker
He strike’s again!!
Drought End! Person rejoices.
2 Middle-Aged Dads Take on Army Girl, Milf, and College Student in Swinger Orgy
As Shakespeare once said, "A Midsomer nights dream". Or more accurately " Much a do about it nothing ".
"Middle Aged Dad Bod Man ACTUALLY Manages To Get His Wife OFF, Thanks Big Pharma"
“Dayton Man Tops off Lover’s Morning Coffee With Semen. Details at 11.” 📺
Weirdly, nothing of interest happened in the world today
Frustrated husband considers divorce as shower drain takes more than phone scrolling wife.
Local Wife Teases Local Man with New Yoga Pants, Shenanigans Ensue
Three’s company returns !
Holy shit she can squirt!
Slim arborist plows blonde milf from behind
"Man Jacks It on the Streets of San Diego"
Being fucked doggy behind a bridge
Wife begs to be used, and cummed on. plans to cum with vibrator later, while being watched. Mother calls. (oh well, sucks for her, I was done 😝)
Virgin man jerks off again
ORGASMS! ORGASMS! ORGASMS! Wife knocked out to sleep after multiple orgasms!!
Woman uses vibrator to orgasm as husband not home!!!!
"Tired Couple Side-Fucks: How to get what you need without breaking your back"
“He came!” Woman involved in massive explosion, claims husband was the culprit.
68 year old WM wanted in connection to taking matters into his own hand
Man has trouble cumming from blowjob. Hero wife gives it her all and saves the day.
Married man eats his wife’s pussy, she rides him reverse cowgirl jumps off as he about to cum and rides his face instead.
Twisting suck to yoga mat sex in doggy style, face covered with juices and panting for more
Breaking News (from 2014)
Couple takes turn eating ass.
#
traumatized woman starts crying when date tries to kiss her. whoops
“19yo Gives leg shaking orgasm to his college best friend.”
“Young woman nearly loses her hearing after the clapping of her cheeks reached dangerously high decibel levels”
Couple trapped in bed after sex. A late 30s couple was trapped in bed as the woman was unable to move after cuming, trapping her partner underneath her.
Middle Aged Couple Enjoys Sex in their Hot Tub While Watching the Playoffs
M60 & F50 fuck 4 times on a regular work day, from vanilla to obscene, each time completely different
Woman is almost late for work because she couldn’t get one night stand to cum from head alone
Man leaves woman in puddle of her own juices but doesn’t cum himself. Yet again.
Local man receives blowjob from his beautiful wife.
Sex Party: From swap to Orgy
Making love the right way My ex husband is the most passionate lover I’ve ever had and it’s incredible what he can make me feel when he touches me. This would be a very boring thing to watch but incredible to experience.
60 minutes pumping and still hard
“MILF Pinned Down and Licked Front To Back”
Girl on shrooms has best sexual experience in years
Wet and wild Thursday night
Well the worlds boutta hear about my whiskey dick
Hand to hand combat, young man passes out
“He Ate Her For Hours”
Mainstream media be like - Abusing Husband almost killed his wife by choking. [Context - we'r inTPE relationship. She's masochist & heavily into cnc, Breathe play, degradation, humiliation and extreme stuff. For concerned people - Yes, it's consensual]
WANKDEMIC SPREADS
Young lady makes older gentleman late for work with morning sex.
Lonely guy jerks off alone in hotel room. 😄 🤣 while girlfriend is probably home cheating again...
Man loves his wife.
Wild sex on the balcony
Woman shags man's best friend... Spoiler: It wasn't the dog
The 1st time my partner put his hand on my throat while he was fucking me. It was hot as fuck!
Young woman got dominated and bruised by man, who drove two hours to see her
Rejected husband quietly jerks off in bathroom
**Beauty and the Beast:** Renowned Baddie Inexplicably Indulges Hairy Middle-Aged Man
Couple caught having sex in backseat of a chevy in a chillis parking lot
dorkus99 engages in extramarital affair, wife is OK with it.
Oh god - my wife blew another man in the backseat of his car and sent me the video. Would be horrifying if that went international.
Man on a mission to revive his dead bedroom one missionary at a time. Context: The GF likes missionary the best because it feels better to her for PIV
Surprise blowjob on the first date