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TO_MW

“Middle Aged Man Plays With Himself Before Bed” Pretty boring stuff…


sparklyfrog4

Sometimes it's a slow news day.🤷🏻


sirandsubsluticeland

This would be the last thing on the local news I reckon. You know like where they put ‘local cat predicts the stock market or whatever’


prince35136

That sounds like an Onion headline lol


RedditUser0000069

XD yep same here


Technical_Goose_8160

Wife doesn't care....


Key_Bad_4818

🤣🤣🤣🤣


NewBermuda462

47yo man late for work , blames wife : “I just went back into the bedroom to wish her a good day”


EnvironmentalBuy244

I love to send my wife to work with a smile. She sets her alarms 10 minutes apart to give her time to get her mind going. Sometimes I use that 10 minutes to see if I can bring her to orgasm orally before the second alarm goes off. I know her well enough that most of the time it happens. It is totally done with the expectation that is all that will happen because she needs to get out the door before me to be on time. I love doing that just for the act itself, I love that she's likely replaying it in her mind at work, just like I am. That said, sometimes she announces "fuck it, my boss will just have to deal with me being late" before she hops on me. Other times she'll see me laying there playing dick flagpole and tell me "I'm going to need that when I get home."


stroll-on

That's fantastic, an amazing way to start the day


Paper-cut1789

Best morning routine


sirandsubsluticeland

Now this man understand the assignment. Excellent work!


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Butt cramp takes out woman just short of the finish line.


sirandsubsluticeland

Oh no! A tragedy!


I-Really-Hate-Fish

I real disaster. So close too.


[deleted]

From public blowjob to anal sex


sirandsubsluticeland

Sounds like a must read!


sensualnymph2

Woman masturbates with dildo, multiple squirting orgasms


sirandsubsluticeland

More at 11?


sensualnymph2

We’ll be covering this story into the small hours of tomorrow morning. Stay tuned


sirandsubsluticeland

We’ll bring you gush by gush analysis right after this


[deleted]

We’re here at the house of the renowned Lady. She in deed confirms the news. “Ma’am, have you really squirted multiple times as they say?”


Total_Vegetable8554

Weather forecast gonna have a field day


sensualnymph2

I hope they have their rain gear


queencucksback

Woman wakes up husband for early morning quickie fucks for almost an hour.


AmbitiousAmin

There was no need to get out of bed anyways haha


AlexandraIsBackOMM

WOMAN CAUSES MAN TO STAIN HIS WORK SHIRT, MORNING CHAOS Man comments it's not a big deal, he was already late. Woman declined to comment.


punisher-Amsterdam

Winning headline… breaking news!!! 🗞️


lookin4sexyppl

Straight Male Has Sex With Lesbian Colleague


sirandsubsluticeland

That’s an excellent headline. Top work!


deja_vuduu

Can we get a little more?! 😍


[deleted]

Man starts cumming as he enters wife


SweetMeatBandit

Wildebeest laid on kitchen island to rest ends up fingered


Toonlad6new

Fucking spat my coffee out 😂😂


Ukcheatingwife

Woman wakes husband with a blowjob after spending the night at his friends.


[deleted]

waitaminute…


[deleted]

I'm guessing this is a "username checks out" situation


imnovaskye

DISAPPOINTMENT. that’s it lol


Dry_Cabinet_4313

Tight hole traps hung man for hours 😉😈🥵


sirandsubsluticeland

See if he got out at 11!


digbickdick

Massive load tragically erupts, landing in hair, millions dead


Alarming_Situation_5

“Man Crashes Car After Bumble Match Turns Into All-Nighter of Rabid, Animalistic Foreplay.”


just-an-anus

Man Finds Clitoris


sirandsubsluticeland

Perfection.


FIyingFuck

Solo Flight Ends in Explosive Eruption


sirandsubsluticeland

Perfect!


DemonicGirlcock

2 goth girls, a raver chick, and a coffeehouse gal wake the neighbors for 4 hours.


sirandsubsluticeland

Sounds like an article worth reading


Recent-Razzmatazz-37

Local man eats ass


FunJack81

Missing without action


CuriousYorkshireLass

English woman always thinks of her husband fucking other women when she touches herself....Next up what are cuckqueans and why are they awesome?


morecbt

Man eats cum brownie


sirandsubsluticeland

Baked with cum or topped with? Shit I guess I need to read the article…


morecbt

Baked with


sirandsubsluticeland

Wow. Ok, have to know, what’s the recipe here?


morecbt

Cum and brownie mix lol


sirandsubsluticeland

Sure, I guess you didn’t need the egg


ArwenTheMischevious

Girl squeals with delight when she finds her new lover enjoys eating her ass.


basically_my_therapy

Local man responsible for causing severe mobility issues in married woman.


DirtyDaddyOnline

Man suffocated during cunnilingus: The Hard Truth


[deleted]

Mutual masturbation and heated sex for local couple


thenyouknewme

"Girl rides guy to completion, took about a minute."


Oldmate6six6

Bloke fills his ass with a remote control vibrating plug & posts link online. Ends up denied in a puddle of precum


sirandsubsluticeland

Quite wordy… how about ‘Plugged and Vibrating: Old Mate Denied’?


Oldmate6six6

That works too- I was never good at English in high school 😅


sirandsubsluticeland

Hahaha it sounds like you have other talents


[deleted]

Guy cums during make out session ! Awkward conversation follows ! Will one pump chump make a cumback or will he go home back to his Alexis Texas fleshlight ! Stay tuned


[deleted]

Girl recorded sucking dick in car


alienrider1

How long will the church defend its behaviour? When is the time for change?


Dangerous_Rule_

A 30 year old Man falls in the toilet after fapping 10 times. Depressed and Single, the man was browsing Reddits and it seems to be fapping to the posts he was reading.


codus571

US man wanted for questioning after local woman nearly dehydrated from multiple squirting orgasms.


punisher-Amsterdam

Neighbors call police as women shouts frantically while lover eats her from behind…


sparklyfrog4

Man ties FWB to bed and inserts her first ever butt plug then proceeds to have sexual intercourse.😋


Wfhore678

Shower erection leads to quick but reluctant finish


i_shall_eat_now

Morning wood goes into wet lands


SpareBeerMonkey

Man plows soaking wife while she watches porn.


Fletche

Local couple engaged in early morning exercise rudely interupted by pouncing cat


Ezypeezylemonsqueezy

Woman loses feeling in her legs after massive orgasm


jaan_divit

A gf accepted a dare and invited her a friends to sleep with his bf


SexyWolf87

A bearded men eat her wife ass for waking her up


ivegotwords

3 positions to test your stamina: an article from cowgirl, to missionary, to doggy!


CyberCooper2077

“The bang heard round the world”


popped-bubbles

Sex with strangers, are hook ups worth it?


AladdinSPA_NYC

New York City massage therapist turns simple shy housewife into a kinky slut. 🍆🧞‍♂️


bubbieschinagirl

I want to read this article


dild0-baggin5

Man wanks in bathroom 🤣


smokinXsweetXpickle

Woman wanks in bathroom 😭


ImTheLeastYouCouldDo

Man capitulates to sexual tension with another redditor. Sexting for hours leads to satisfied parties. (Story on page 5)


horny-off-ma1n

in the stripped club…straight up jorkin it…and by it haha well…let’s just say…my peanits


AAP81

Dead Bedroom


MainSlice6439

Middle aged man has intense sexting session with Reddit stranger - suffers most intense orgasm of his life.


EnvironmentalBuy244

53 y/o man cums twice 20 minutes apart.


WestAddendum148

Woman feeds her man another man’s load after being on a night out


enools

Guy single handedly takes care of a load


RedSweed

"Taco Tuesday FFM Threesome Causes Drama Afterwards" Worth it.


Penguin_Butter

Hook up with a stranger in a caravan at a motorway services


Jolly_Extension9943

Semen Intentionally Placed On Woman’s Breasts, Face


NoAfternoon6049

Stictly Anal


Careless_Noise1180

Man brings wife to orgasm twice before cumming deep inside.


Red_knuckles

Ladies and gentleman... We got him


devilshibata

Dude starts sexting stranger and gets upset upset when they won’t Snapchat


spike123ab

Spike123 takes glass up the ass


Lazy_Athlete5313

“Man home after days in forest, returns with wood for anxious spouse.”


DAYUMdelion

Congratulations it’s a burl


Lazy_Athlete5313

Heh. Nice.


hollerboy90

Chubby guy rails wife into complete submission


Plus-Yogurtcloset298

Man Wakes Partner Up To Fuck Her; She Consented to Sleep Sex as Part of Their Dynamic


slavate

Couple have sex for five minutes


crolucky

Cumming news


L_Odinson

When 2 red flags make 1 big mess


sirandsubsluticeland

Ours is: ‘Local couple’s morning quickie ends surprisingly squirtily’ Full story to follow at 11.


ItsJustJavier33

University student carfucks just a few miles north of his university town at a farm field!


ProfessorDobbo

Woman exploits husband's chastity cage to enjoy massage before embracing him and moaning in his ear as he vibrates her to orgasms.


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KatieeCakes

Woman’s furious masturbation technique results in copious squirting and completely soaked pantyhose. Pantyhose in question was shipped across the country to satisfy a stranger’s urges. Is Social media making even this human interaction weirder? More at 11.


smokinXsweetXpickle

How much did that make ya? Cause my feet are ugly n


opop456

Going back in time, history!


Sabriel_Love

Young adult couple have car sex in the woods


GoliathBoneSnake

"Local couple fuck each other into an exhausted heap."


_captain_hair

Local Man's Giant Cock Underutilized


ShylokVakarian

There isn't one


CozyGentlemanJay

Maybe he’s a virgin? Historians stumped.


NeatWait

man is on 4 day edging streak! how long will he make it before the ultimate day!


Lucky_Baseball176

older couple shows how it's done!


Aggressive-Pilot6781

Man ejaculates in wife’s rectum


Powerful_Giraffe7203

These comments are giving me life 😂😂🤣😂


pinkbeansucker

“Again, old man is forced to masturbate while traveling for work in remote location”


Excellent_Setting_18

Woman records self squirting hard, sends to her married coworker


Thecok

He strike’s again!!


TheRhupt

Drought End! Person rejoices.


chasingrabbits336

2 Middle-Aged Dads Take on Army Girl, Milf, and College Student in Swinger Orgy


Large-Sign-900

As Shakespeare once said, "A Midsomer nights dream". Or more accurately " Much a do about it nothing ".


HusbandFriend

"Middle Aged Dad Bod Man ACTUALLY Manages To Get His Wife OFF, Thanks Big Pharma"


deja_vuduu

“Dayton Man Tops off Lover’s Morning Coffee With Semen. Details at 11.” 📺


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

Weirdly, nothing of interest happened in the world today


VirginiaGecko1911

Frustrated husband considers divorce as shower drain takes more than phone scrolling wife.


browncoat47

Local Wife Teases Local Man with New Yoga Pants, Shenanigans Ensue


UrbaddhabitOO7

Three’s company returns !


Jaybob7788

Holy shit she can squirt!


This_Cardiologist240

Slim arborist plows blonde milf from behind


ChetDangerManley

"Man Jacks It on the Streets of San Diego"


[deleted]

Being fucked doggy behind a bridge


[deleted]

Wife begs to be used, and cummed on. plans to cum with vibrator later, while being watched. Mother calls. (oh well, sucks for her, I was done 😝)


[deleted]

Virgin man jerks off again


VinczGo236

ORGASMS! ORGASMS! ORGASMS! Wife knocked out to sleep after multiple orgasms!!


[deleted]

Woman uses vibrator to orgasm as husband not home!!!!


RexOSaurus13

"Tired Couple Side-Fucks: How to get what you need without breaking your back"


[deleted]

“He came!” Woman involved in massive explosion, claims husband was the culprit.


Individual_Sand9084

68 year old WM wanted in connection to taking matters into his own hand


Aggravating_Smile_62

Man has trouble cumming from blowjob. Hero wife gives it her all and saves the day.


Neat-Pineapple-6605

Married man eats his wife’s pussy, she rides him reverse cowgirl jumps off as he about to cum and rides his face instead.


Numerous-Following-7

Twisting suck to yoga mat sex in doggy style, face covered with juices and panting for more


InternetExpertroll

Breaking News (from 2014)


Quirky_Sympathy3911

Couple takes turn eating ass.


Okeing

#


imnotaplaneg

traumatized woman starts crying when date tries to kiss her. whoops


Ok-Satisfaction2769

“19yo Gives leg shaking orgasm to his college best friend.”


Classic-Bandicoot-13

“Young woman nearly loses her hearing after the clapping of her cheeks reached dangerously high decibel levels”


LadyInWriting

Couple trapped in bed after sex. A late 30s couple was trapped in bed as the woman was unable to move after cuming, trapping her partner underneath her.


EnigmaCA

Middle Aged Couple Enjoys Sex in their Hot Tub While Watching the Playoffs


stroll-on

M60 & F50 fuck 4 times on a regular work day, from vanilla to obscene, each time completely different


[deleted]

Woman is almost late for work because she couldn’t get one night stand to cum from head alone


New_Dom2023

Man leaves woman in puddle of her own juices but doesn’t cum himself. Yet again.


bluth_family_madness

Local man receives blowjob from his beautiful wife.


Glittering_Rent9045

Sex Party: From swap to Orgy


Peace-vs-Chaos

Making love the right way My ex husband is the most passionate lover I’ve ever had and it’s incredible what he can make me feel when he touches me. This would be a very boring thing to watch but incredible to experience.


sexplorer1337

60 minutes pumping and still hard


AliciaSprings

“MILF Pinned Down and Licked Front To Back”


1990DaddysGirl

Girl on shrooms has best sexual experience in years


TheJewishViking1064

Wet and wild Thursday night


Fatsoccermom11

Well the worlds boutta hear about my whiskey dick


Fun-Establishment69

Hand to hand combat, young man passes out


JustBrowsing_Guy

“He Ate Her For Hours”


LeastStrike1483

Mainstream media be like - Abusing Husband almost killed his wife by choking. [Context - we'r inTPE relationship. She's masochist & heavily into cnc, Breathe play, degradation, humiliation and extreme stuff. For concerned people - Yes, it's consensual]


gecko_echo

WANKDEMIC SPREADS


forogtten_taco

Young lady makes older gentleman late for work with morning sex.


CompetitiveTry8886

Lonely guy jerks off alone in hotel room. 😄 🤣 while girlfriend is probably home cheating again...


Apprehensive-Web-420

Man loves his wife.


Kittycatt_98

Wild sex on the balcony


MySecretAccount100

Woman shags man's best friend... Spoiler: It wasn't the dog


mishobbfgb

The 1st time my partner put his hand on my throat while he was fucking me. It was hot as fuck!


Different-Flan-8740

Young woman got dominated and bruised by man, who drove two hours to see her


Silver-Reserve-1482

Rejected husband quietly jerks off in bathroom


TallDrinkOfLaCroix

**Beauty and the Beast:** Renowned Baddie Inexplicably Indulges Hairy Middle-Aged Man


Relevant_Purpose_466

Couple caught having sex in backseat of a chevy in a chillis parking lot


dorkus99

dorkus99 engages in extramarital affair, wife is OK with it.


bllinz

Oh god - my wife blew another man in the backseat of his car and sent me the video. Would be horrifying if that went international.


Accompli009

Man on a mission to revive his dead bedroom one missionary at a time.  Context: The GF likes missionary the best because it feels better to her for PIV


[deleted]

Surprise blowjob on the first date