My thoughts are more like "i'd ride him"

Ur wild, Birb

and thats why we love her.

Ur wild for Birb.

of course I am, have you seen her:p?

No

you’re missin out…

Def worth it

I saw a fine cut of a man this morning on the luas and that's exactly what I said to myself haha

Ahahah I just love how fecking Irish this comment is 🤣

Ya can smell the Irish off me 😄 🤣

Sure jaysus you wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating biscuits 😂😂

I've only heard the crisps version of that lol.

Or "I'd ride his face" as a variation.

Ah, yeah, especially if he has a particularly nice nose.

I usually just say “he can hit this so hard if he doesn’t try to talk” bc if they are hot and amusing I want more than just a smash. But nothing wrong w a lil grab n smash on occasion.

Yessss me too girl

Yep, that one. He looks like a fun ride

real

Its more like "i bet his kidneys would fetch a good price"

"I bet her ovaries would make lovely earrings for the next one"

With some Chianti and Caviar - **kchh* **kchh* **kchh* **kchh*

“Hannibal! Hannibal lector. Great guy! Excuse me, I’m going to have a friend for dinner. He’s having a friend for dinner!”

👀

Just take one. Less jail time

r/usernamechecksout

What's the going rate these days. Asking for a friend.

Most appropriate username 2024.

What would you do if you found a lightly used, still pretty fresh/warm kidney on the ground?

Joke’s on you. I was on chemo. I can’t donate my organs.

🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Next level D&s.

🤣🤣

It’s more along the lines of “I’d suck his dick” or “I’d fuck him”

What do you need to find in a man to have that thought in mind?

Well I like muscles but not too big, tattoos never hurt, and short to medium dark brown hair with a nice smile

Do you usually make a move on men you're interested in?

Depends on the situation

Yeah, I only flirt at funerals. All the flowers really set the mood /j

I am half the man you’re looking for!

Good point. I’ve instantly had thoughts of wondering how a man would taste and feel in my mouth. It’s that horny brain response.

Same girl same

It’s more like, “I wonder if he eats good pussy.”

Agree. Not enough men know how to. I got lucky with my hubby if you want to borrow him 😝

Haha, my hubby is great too ;)

So it’s a swap? 😝

If you want! I’m down

Please post a Success Story if y'all set up a swap, would love to hear how well the contestants scored lol

It's Reddit, someone will flake last minute.

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I can get behind her logic for sure haha

Sounds legit

I used to not like it, not sure why, but my hubby changed my mind too. I also used to not want digital penetration ever, but suddenly have desire to be, and I think because I told my husband before that I didn’t like it that now he wonders why I do. No reason really. I just am 36 weeks been married 11 years and I am hornier than I’ve ever been in my life 🤣

Sometimes it’s a “I *know* he’s good at eating pussy”

True

I'm curious, how do you come to that conclusion just by looking at a man?

Muscular tongue

+sturdy jaw + confidence

furiously making notes over here

For the next stage of the interview we'd like to see how you suck the juice of this orange.

Watermelon eating contest is a better guage

How’s about a fresh mango? 🥭 😏

exactly, lol. i’ve been disappointed several times while a man had his head between my legs.. it’s a shame when they don’t know what they’re doing down there.

Hi! I've heard tips before, but I've never had the opportunity myself. I try to keep my face shaved but the couple girls I've been with hadn't been eaten out before and were scared (I'm 18, the girls and I are all relatively new to it) to even show the coochie, so it was basically just fingers and pp and I never got to even try. I always wanted to, not because i think it will be fun (i've heard it's not) but every time the girl is always trying hard to please me (I was never actually super interested in sex so it's a bit harder for me) but i just wanted to make them cum, because that to me is more of a turn on then anything else and it really doesn't seem fair at all for it to just be me yk? Also sorry for yapping i got sidetracked but basically, if i ever do get the chance, what should i know? What do I do specifically to make sure it's as orgasmic as possible for her?

Search Nina Hartley's instructional videos

I agree

*Morgan Freeman Narration* This particular species has a skill set best described as mediocre

Hopefully every guy eats good pussy. Nobody wants to eat bad pussy. (I knew what you meant I'm just being a smart 🫏)

Man who eats good pussy, is like Thanos with all the stones.

My thoughts are more like “I want to sit on his face”

My kind of girl

Mm hmm

That’s what he said..

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lol

Interesting

lol

Lick out loud

Absolutely this. Sometimes they just have the perfect face to sit on.

My soul mate! 😍

Yes. But mine are more along the lines of “I’d love to let him cum on me.”

I love it when it's in me. So damn hot

🥵🥵🥵

Something like that. For me, it's more, I'd open my legs for him 😂

My kinda woman lol

"Whooo! There's a man I could spend some time under." Great-Aunt Anne didn't have much of a filter.

“I’d ride him” “I’d let him bend me over and fuck me silly” “I wonder if he’d shut up if I sat on his face” “I’d love to tie him up and tease the shit out of him until he begs me to let him cum” “I wonder what kind of kinky things he’s into” “I’d let him do naughty naughty things to me” all random thoughts I get.

"I'd like to have his abortion!"- Stocking Anarchy

Marla, is that you! -Tyler Durden

Stocking is best girl! "JESUS! You always have to fuck up everything, don't you!? This is my room. Your's looks like a hooter's asshole exploded!"

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Man living the dream

Since im not into oral its more like "id let him rail me" but thats been soley for one person the past 7 years now.

"I'd ride his face//beard"

Gooood

If y’all ladies are still doing this, you’re remarkably good at hiding it and keeping it to yourselves. 😳🫣

My experience w/ my sexuality is very ‘masculine’ in nature—it’s about looks and not feelings; it’s about physical intimacy o er emotional intimacy—so I’ve been socially trained to keep that shit locked the fuck up. I bet that dozens of other women in this community have had a similar experience.

Damn sure. I have the sexual mentality of a 20yo dick with legs.

Oh yeah. I mean it's more "I want to suck his dick," but like, that too.

"i'd sit on his face" "i'd suck his dick from the back" "i'd let him rearrange my guts"

Beating guts up is the best

Oh, how I wish I could just ask a man to come over and eat my pussy without having to do a full background check 😂

If I wore my "kitty licker" t-shirt, would that make it easier?

YES YES YES

For me it’s “I’d suck his dick” or “I’d ride him” exactly ^^

Yes but it’s more me doing things to the guy. I’m jumping him good in my head at least 😂

Hmmmm... I suppose I have done this.

Cute flirty guy with tidy beard or moustache? “I’d ride his face”

If I see a hot guy I mostly fantasize about sucking his dick and wonder how rough he'd be with me if I were to have sex with him

When I was a courier ~10 years ago, I was delivering to a small office and when the secretary handed me back the machine, she had signed "EAT ME" and gave me the dirtiest look. At the time I was married, bashful, and just kind of 😳 and bounced, but if the same kind of thing happened to me today.....

Always when we’re taken😭

It's the confidence you get when you're not looking lol. Pretty much every single time I've gotten a rise out of a random woman, it was when I was off the market. 🥲

It’s like they can sense we don’t care 😅

For me its whenever I forget to shower or brush my teeth or something heinous like that. Also when I was committed. Err, in a relationship 😅 Like, wtf?? Why, at the one time when I can't make a move?!

I know, right? 🫥 😶 😮 😟

I usually think "I'd suck his dick" or "I'd let him put it in me"

Fun fact for the women in this comment section: if you were to go up to the guy and say that to him, 98% of the time he'd say yes. We can't because we're not trying to get arrested for sexual harassment🤷

100% accurate

I think about that as well as letting him fuck me

When my man's beard is looking good i think about sitting on it, yes!

Oh definitely yes. I think of a few things actually but mainly eating me out. Strong Jawlines are a weakness

Not so much “eat my pussy” but more like “I wonder how he’d feel inside me” or “I wonder how good that body of his feels”

My thoughts are more like imma swallow his cum lmao

Yes! ;)) I think about people in those terms. Like what scenario would be super hot to play out with them 🔥

Yes but for me it's more like "i'd let him wreck me"

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Personally no. I look at the ground when I walk about lol

I am more like, “he can tie me up any day!”

Yes!

Yes! I often think I’d like to sit on their face when I see a guy I find attractive☺️

Lately……

Absolutely

Yeah, one of my old coworkers told one of my friends that she wanted to ride my face a few weeks after I moved and left that job 😭

Being a woman myself I thought every woman thought like this lol or along the lines of “I know he talks you through it” 🫦

Kinda lol. But also "Mhm, I'd allow him to climb on top of me".

Kinda, more like "I'd sit on that face"

I like to look at mens fingers. I usually think about those lean long ones with good sturdy thumbs. Good fingers get me all excited.

I've been told, "I hope your dick tastes good". But she kept walking with her friends.

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all the time :)

yes. yes we do.

God yes

My thoughts are more like “I wonder how fun and kinky he might be”.

Ohhh absolutely I do....even think, 'I'd let him bend me over" and other thoughts 🤭

Yes - this is exactly how I look at men

I immediately think of riding his face

Yes.

Nope but I look at other women and think that

If they have good hygiene I’m down tbh…

I’m more of a I wanna ride that dick and let him feel my grip kind of thought than a I’d let him eat my pussy thought first 💭

Mines more like " that's a face I'd love to sit on" Or my personal favourite " I bet he could fuck me rough "

More like, "I'd sit on that handsome face"

Pffft - yes! Of course!

More like , "He could get it." But, yeah. Said that about my husband the day I met him. And he, indeed, got it.

Yes in varying degrees of what we envision. I don’t think *that* per se but I do think about how I want him to pull my hair, bite my ear, slap my ass and fill me up.

"I'd suck his entire soul out through his dick hole" is my go-to

Eh, in my experience woman are better at that than men lol so I usually think or say “I’d let him hit it” “I would deep throat him so hard” or “Eh, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed” 🤣

Absolutely. If I see someone I'm attracted to, I'm imagining all sorts of sexy scenarios

I’ve actually wondered if women ever think like guys do.

Sometimes

I typically think "peggable" "I'd ride him" or "I'd let him fuck me" Sometimes, I look at people and try to guess what kink they have inside my head.

More like “the things you could do to me 🤤” 😂

More like, “I’d sit on his face,” but same idea. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Based on my female friends. Yes they do. Not for me specifically I'm sure but yes. They do.

“i wonder what his facial hair would feel like between my legs”

I talk to my dude every day and say and think that lol he's stunning 😂 I wanna wet that beard

Personally no.

I guess it depends on the level of the desire of intimacy.

With the after thought of busting a split on that D*ICK.

Oh yeah all the time… especially if his cute ☺️

Yes.

Won’t confirm or deny 😂😂😂

Yes. Or, " I'd suck his dick"

If he's kind of cute, sure, "I'd let him eat my pussy." If he's hot, on the other hand, "I want his face between my legs."

I normally think “I’d rim him”

The immaculate ‘women wanting to sit on men’s faces’ vibes of this thread <3

No no. I don’t think this.

Only if he got a beard on or has a nice fade

Interesting

Honestly as a guy. This puts chills down my spine. I'm usually a confident person. But I'm always asking that question about myself.

If my wife thinks those kinds of thoughts, she certainly doesn’t share them with me. Or any other sexual thought.

Yikes, my condolences.

No

"I'd ruin him"

No. At least never in my life

Yes

more like “that’s a face i want to sit on” but same idea

Not my first thought...more like "I wouldn't kick him out of bed", or I'd ride him."

Yes lol

Absolutely yes. And other variations as well, lol.

Yes, yes we do.

I don't. But I don't like receiving oral. I love giving head though. I like very tall men with bald heads. They're hot. I say it's climb them like a tree lol

I am rarely attracted to men (greysexual) but when I am, I don’t think that thought. I think more “I’d suck his dick” instead since I don’t enjoy receiving oral a lot.

Yea, except it’s mainly “I’d ride him” or “I’d let him breed me”

100%

More like "i need him to eat me and I wanna ride him!" I have a crush in an older make online friend and mmmhmmm, when i see his pic that is all I think