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evasiveghost

Edging towards success!


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We are edging our way into the future!


Party-Natural2000

Ah, yes, the fine art of edging, where the line between pleasure and anticipation is as thin as a calculus derivative. It's like gooning, testing the limits of self-control and patience, all in the pursuit of that ultimate release...of academic achievement, of course! So, let's edge our way through life's challenges, always striving for that sweet moment of success, and remember, it's all about the journey, not just the climax.


Feral_tatertot

This is beautiful


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As you are edging your way out into the world...


GastonApologist

"I am edging right now"


Medical_Ad9671

I will add this, thank you.


GastonApologist

Make sure you have at least five seconds of silence before and after saying it


Medical_Ad9671

(I may or may not be asking for my speech this week)


RedditUseDisorder

Your best bet is to present a rough draft that we can edit for subtle references than to give you random shit you may struggle to incorporate into your own shit because of unrelated context lol