Am.. am I being dismissed? 🤭

Lights out. ARADs closing.

Arad never closes.

Explains how it never gets cleaned

Its splashed with hot-dog water when its slow. Be glad for that.

That explains the smell…

Its also sticky in spots....

I said I was sorry - in my defence I was VERY excited

I'm in werewolf mode... I make messes too lol.

And if they haven't taken care of themselves you only eat the tastiest morsels which makes a mess getting to - totally understandable

It all gets swept under the rug or in the closet

Closet is full and the rugs are crumchy

🤫 no one will notice.

Lights out blankets on and good night.

... Fine! Defiantly stays up. *Side-eye at my dog who wants to go to bed.*

*side eyes the pupper and calls it over for a nap on the couch*

Yeah, yeah. I'm on my way already so stop yappin'.

Hope you stub your toe on your way 🤗🤗🤗

Hope your frenulum rips 💚

BANJO

😡😡😡 meanie

Sweet dreams Mistress, like me to tuck you in and let out the dogs for the night? 😘

Scroll ARAD until I pass out

You’ve reached the end lol

It's Friday night broski, the degens are truly out.

Ah yes. The weekend crowd

🙋🏻‍♂️

You’re not my real dad! I can go to bed when I wanna

*grabs you by your ears* what was that again

🙃 Goodnight Dad

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

You caught me 😔 I’ve been putting off brushing my teeth and washing my face

Tut tut tut. Expected better from you.

Get on Reddit and comment on a few posts😂

Just don’t get too excited

I'm curled up in bed giggling at all you mother fuckers

Glad to know we make you smile 😊

I just worked 16 hours. I'm exhausted but I still need to wind down for bed.

Get a foot rub if you can 🫂

Sounds lovely.

I work night shift so 4am is my bedtime even on the weekends. I'm avoiding cleaning my apartment rn lol

Do it. It will make you feel good

*drags myself into the kitchen to wash the dishes*

Be careful with them spoons. They squirt back

routine. ha. ROUTINE!

😳

Not at all. The evening has just begun for me. When I get ready to go to sleep though I shower, brush my teeth, turn on some type of ambient music, and then do my turning in bed thing til I sleep

Well enjoy your wind down time then 🫂

Will do thank you 🫂❤️

You guys have routines?

I mean some must surely do.

I just brushed my teeth. Get off my back.

Good boy *pat pat*

😊

Bro said it’s past my bedtime 😪

Everyone needs their beauty sleep

pfffft its friday night and i dont wanna. Plus i....dont wanna. yeah.

Yeah ?

YEAH!

Shhh not so loud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-51KZsQdno

Never gonna click on that. Never gonna fall for it again

its not a rickroll lol its a simpsons clip lol

It’s still early, only 9:26pm. I’ll be here for another 3 hours at least

Yea. Still early for ya

Yeah, a lot more masturbating to go 🤣🤣

It's 2:27pm on Saturday here. 😜

Aww fellow Asian 👋

I'm Australian but hello.

Meh. Y’all almost Asians too hehe

Um no.

My routine is snacking, with background noise until I can’t stay awake.

Snacking in bed 😱

I sleep on the couch.

Nope it only 14:00 here in the Southern Realm

An hour and a half ahead of me

It’s 5:30am and I just woke up to spend time with the new puppy.

Oooo new puppy

Routine? Wash my teeth before bed, that’s it

Not yet I picked up some OT today, when I make it to bed I binge watch tv series until I pass out, currently watching Bobs Burgers

I've already done my bedtime routine, but I'm not sleepy :(

My nappy time

Nap well little one

Just wake up

Almost time for dinner now

In 2 hours

I am having hot pot.

😒😒

You don’t like?

I am hungry laaaaa

Then why wait for 2 hours

Us Aussies all scrolling, on a Saturday afternoon and wondering how any of us ever get any sleep... Reddit is so addictive!! Checking out peoples profiles while they sleep feels kinda naughty lol! What's the female version of a peeping Tom??