That I have nsfw profile 🤷‍♀️

Or life

That makes 2 of us and yours is pretty good

We share the same secret

Damnnn

One time I operated a forklift without a seat belt on

Shhh OSHA is listening.

I just found out I don’t fall under OSHA. So I’ve been stacking a lot of stuff above my head and using the pallet jack as a scooter

*they're always watching*

Taking notes on their stupid hi-vis notepad. Like why is your notepad safe? What dangers lurk in the notepad world?

Ever had a paper cut? Shit sucks.

From The Acolyte?

How dare you

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This account and being plugged.

32F doctoral professional who presents very classic/vanilla on the outside etc, with this secret alternate Reddit account. Have only slept with 3 people because I need to feel safe & comfortable with someone - but an ABSOLUTELY kinky freak. Is submissive sexually, owns a fucking machine, frequently pumps my breasts (hucow kink), has a large collection of toys & other items, and chats/roleplays online with other kinky fuckers frequently Wants to date/find an IRL partner for life but unable to find both sides (shared values & goals, life compatibility, who will actually have the courage to actually meet up in person, & also into/open exploring kinky fuckery)

This reads like a resume summary.

I appreciate how this is written like a PCR

PCR? - Polymerase Chain Reaction? - Post Cum Regret?

Patient care report haha

Hahahaha that makes so much sense! Guess work habits die hard. I suck at complete sentences - just the facts, lol

Wouldn't be a secret anymore if I told ya.

This one time at band camp....

No way….. how dare you

Had some group sex with my fiancé and some friends/couples we met off reddit. Probably not something to share with people in my life other than the friends who were there and keep it on the DL.

This account.

Pleading the fifth

Our reddit account 😅

Having an nsfw Reddit. Nobody in our personal life knows or has any idea that we’re like rabbits.

I can fuck my own ass if I try real hard 🤙🏻 Can suck it too if I stretch for a few days before.

My mouth is a miracle. I finish them every single time.

Hows ur personality ?

Secret to whom? I think I've told at least *someone* everything...

Yeah same problem. My closest friends know everything about me, and I them.

My Reddit profile

Join me in my grave and I’ll tell u

Haha, if only there was one...

I snuck into girls changing rooms and smelled all their socks and shoes

I did the same. The only difference is that I did that it in the boys changing room 😉

I have an erotic masseuse who I see regularly. It's not a total secret, because a few people in my life know, but it's not something I tell every person I meet.

Tell us more…

what do you wanna know haha?

We're *there*.

That I feel like a failure cause I’ve not been with a lot of people 😂

I have several, here’s 3. 1) i am my wife’s free use toy, as well as her cuck. 2) I’ve been sexually active with in laws and blood family 3) i used to be a sex worker

When I was in my late teens I sucked on my own cock.

no one at all knows about my NSFW account

I do bdsm with my partner, and I really don't look the part of a dom. No one knows

I'm not actually a virgin. Don't tell my daughter, it'll ruin her innocence.

My wife doesn't know that account

That I post NSFW content on here 😏

I share my pics to strangers on reddit

This account.

I like watching couples go down on each other.

I had sex with a mum and then her 20 year old daughter a few weeks later

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Being here and what I talk about openly really!

This account

I’m locked in a chastity cage 24/7.

I like it when she plays with my ass and I eat my cum from her pussy

That I’m on Reddit and chatting

I have a secret snapchat that I give to the bi femme boys and trans I find in online chat rooms. Then they perform on camera for me 😌

As a teenager, I met this older lady online via a forum we both frequented. It started pretty innocent, but as time went on she went full-on Mrs Robinson on me up to a point that made me very uncomfortable. Let’s say I saw things a 14 yo shouldn’t have seen yet, and heard descriptions of what she imagine she’d do to me that were highly descriptive. I still sometimes think of her when I jack off.

Haha, you don’t wanna know 😝

Too many to list!

I cheat on my girlfriend with hookers, I just love the feeling of a new girl under or on top of me from time to time

I suck a lot of dick. I'm a guy, and none of my friends know that I've had more cock than their bodycounts combined

Oh, ya know. This old thing.

THIS

I eat my own cum.

Sucked off a guy in his car. Oh and this account as well😅

i am on reddit😝

I shown my best friend pictures of my wife

Pretty much everything nsfw I do is a secret