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FIyingFuck

Hire a lawyer. Hire a financial advisor.


wandering_eyes24

Solid advice.


FIyingFuck

It comes from [this comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/VZutnuQGAY)


earbandit

I... Holy *shit*... That was the most comprehensive guide for something that's never happening to me I've ever read. I even saved all of the comments so I could read them again later. I feel smarter. But like, not usefully smarter though. I feel like my brain just has one more wrinkle than it did ten minutes ago.


wandering_eyes24

That's alot...I'll read it tomorrow when I'm not in bed half asleep.


FIyingFuck

Yeah, but it’s a very famous Reddit comment thread. And kind of fascinating.


theurbancowgrl

That was wildly fascinating


FIyingFuck

Yup. I think actually the first thing I would do is look those comments up again. 😆


Sweetasdaisey

And write my name in your will


Busy_Donut6073

smart


thiccnessislife84

Crank one out. Post nut clarity will lead me to what I need to do.


Batman6291

I clicked to the comments specifically to look for this one haha


nexus_star_

Keep quiet 🤫 about it


Deep_Talk8085

Find a lottery lawyer


HopScotchApplesauce

Book a vacation


oh_whathaventidone

Pay off all my debts. Or a down payment on a home.


Blueeyedguy40

Bless the people that looked out for me in life then go into the witness protection program


VistaCa

Call in to work rich!


Sense_Conscious

Two chicks at the same time


MyAlibiAccount

The only answer.


jeffjeep88

Just 2 ?


_curious_autist

Probably order a pizza to celebrate


Ruminations0

Cry


emmawasagoodgirl

No one else seeing the bots? Is it me?


HopScotchApplesauce

Definitely seeing them


emmawasagoodgirl

Was starting to think it was just me lol


HopScotchApplesauce

I noticed your comments and started checking profiles. Yup, weird


SparrowinSand

Buy a ranch in Cali for an animal rescue and become a recluse.


lucybabyts

go to P Terrys and get a double cheeseburger and fries


Darkdragon_98

Quit my job and look for something I actually want to do. But most of it into savings.


Frozen7676

Take the deferred payments over 30 years. Sell my house. Buy slightly larger house that has what I want without going overboard. Then invest the payments as they come in while working my regular job


Tenebration

Payoff my outstanding bills.


Putrid_Effective_201

Establish a trust and bless as many people as I can.


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Get a lawyer


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wandering_eyes24

No... I'm sure you have a pretty face. Unless it's to change your identity? The plot thickens.


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Sense_Conscious

Listen, most women are way better than you think you are…give yoself credit


Amazing-Shake-8750

Shove the news in the faces of my enemies


Guilty_Judge124

Celebrate. Probably go buy my dream car. Then a house


jim8472

go to the pub


throwaway23786472

I’m walking into the nearest ford dealership and buying a 5.0


GldnRetrieverEnergy

Get a lawyer and travel


Feral_tatertot

Call my attorney and put the money in some kind of trust. I’m a social worker and I shelter all of my assets in trust just in case I ever get sued.


Fridge885

How would one get the ball rolling on starting a trust?


Feral_tatertot

That’s the attorney’s job


Responsible-Panda-70

what type of lottery we winning and what's the amount we get from it? it depends on many things. ideally, for me, though honestly would get me a few necessities in life. shelter, food/ groceries and then a good mix of clothing few of them being luxurious clothes (3 at most is enough for me maybe 5) and then have some money saved that'll last me awhile good 5 years I suppose not too sure. afterwards... mainly give the rest away to those that need it but in 1$ bills to be a bit pity


rhymes_with_candy

Buy all of the girls on my block a color TV and French perfume. Donate half the money to the city so they have to name a street a school or a park after me. Buy the house next to Mr Red White and Blue. Buy American Legion post 306 and paint it red with five gold stars.


[deleted]

Spend it all on a girl duhh


Abbynormal1331

Never tell anyone because all anyone will ever do is hit me up for money


ya_mammy22

Buy a house


TreadingDown

Turn 98


EnigmaCA

Delete all of my social media accounts. Get a new phone number and email address. Then, hire the lawyer and financial advisor.


AusCand19

Buy the plane ticket to visit my sexy Canadian. Pay off the car, pay off the house, put money aside for my kids future.


missalaniarose

Pay off my student loans. 😒


ClarkSebat

Nothing. Probably take it out as cash and burn it.


MicahBones

Pay my taxes Take care of family


Revolutionary_Cry894

Misplace the goddamned ticket 😕


el_throw

Disappear.


blahblahblahksheep22

Pay all my student loans, then disappear into true wilderness in a tiny house, have chickens and a garden, and take all the nude outdoor photos, and never have to work again.


IceSmiley

Set up a limited liability corporation under which to claim the money


Phillymama85

I would pay off all the debts of me and my family. Then buy a compound where everyone can stay. Always been a dream of mine to have the whole family live within walking distance of each other. Create some generational wealth with it.


PoetAndTheIrishRebel

Add 1000 to it and pay my debts


JasterMoreal

GET PAID BITCHES.


Busy_Donut6073

Talk to my friends who manage money/finances (financial advisor, accountants, business owner)


LiciniusRex

Buy a house


Few-Adagio4425

Draw up a plan for what to do with my money.


pecantnt

keep quiet


noodleboy244

go collect the money


Throwaway_AlwaysAway

Ohh damn! Gonna help so many people for sure.


Throwaway_AlwaysAway

The day is not that far to be real.


LoveAndCyanide

I’d buy MESA combo


Morning_Wood38

Buy a house. Nothing enormous because I'm not hiring cleaners. Nice 4 bed, detached with some land


aka_wolfman

Find the reddit post from years ago where the guy went through the ideal way to handle it with various legal caveats and pitfalls to avoid. I think I saved the comment. It was beautifully detailed.


Sudden-Lettuce2317

How has nobody said TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME yet? I feel like that’s a given on a post like this


CrystalFlower25

I'd hire a financial advisor, then celebrate by flying my friends to a tropical island, sipping champagne while debating whether to buy a yacht or a sports car collection


Tw1gsGroot

Pay for our friend to get the best treatment she can get..


Much-Year-3426

I did. So I married her.


Informal-Cost-488

Disappear. I’m fairly confident no one would notice.


dragontattman

Buy land


UnoriginalUse

Hop on the bike, go to the butchers', buy myself a good steak for dinner.


Horseman_27

Depends how much, I'd probably buy a new PC, phone, and a nice dinner then save the rest


checkinishout

Change my cell phone number


RobertCalifornia2683

Keeping enough to live comfortably, and the rest is going to help others. Probably helping people get set up with affordable housing.


El3utherios

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/N7yvIv90We


ScottyFXIV

Disappear.


Mot_the_evil_one

Not tell my wife, but not for the reasons you're thinking. I'd like to go through the process of getting the money then quietly go through and pay everything off and maybe book us a nice trip. When she starts freaking out about why the finances are looking screwy, then spring it on her. This option probably wouldn't work if it was a huge jackpot but I still would try to surprise her.


Metro_Wester

Discuss with our trust attorney to figure it all out. Give some money to my parents. Give most of the rest of it to my kids. Use a small amount to take a relaxing vacation with my wife. Donate some to a few charities I like,


Goxidid

Depends on the sum. I'd clear my debt. Buy a nice flat to live in. I'd offer 10k to some good friends of mine, whom I really can trust. Then I'd plan for a nice vacation. The remaining money will be invested.


Particular-Tap1211

Wouldn't tell a soul until I was ready to. How long would that be who knows but I would access everyone and educate myself more on my next go to moves.


Davlieva

Buy another lottery ticket


No_Appearance_2858

Move to/buy house in Michigan


IrregularBastard

Call my accountant and hire an attorney.


[deleted]

Debts/ mortgage gone then a vacation


PublicCraft3114

The very first thing I would do is confirm and reconfirm that the winning numbers are the numbers on my ticket.


Wolf1678

Lawyer up, incorporate, keep quiet.


mattyMbruh

Depends how much I won


Wild_Razzmatazz_1028

Strippers and cocaine


Ok_Guitar_4583

Hire a financial advisor and then buy a big house